alBHAGDADI:
Stop hailing him.

Those things are copied from dailymail. Y'all make it seem as if he wrote them himself.

Olesekeniwoye:
They wear bikini intentionally to show thighs, nobody compare to my baby cos they be low price.

hooklover:
I was bored yesterday around 11am while I called in sick at work. While at home I was watching TV with my Gen on..

Later I heard a know on my door. It was my Neigbor she was surprised to c me at home and cane to charge her phone...
As she was about to leave I told her y is she in a hurry since she was d only one at home and her 2kids were at school..
She agreed and sat on.my bed watching TV...

Soon we started gisting I told her I was having feelings for her and she smiled and said Wat of the ladies she sees me with often I told her day were my friends.

Soon I got closer to her and held her closely and she did not even resist. I was surprised and I started stoking her hair admiring it....

Soon I was at her boob's compliment it how firm it was after 2kids...

She was all smiles soon I put my hands and brought her boob's out and was playing with it...

I later started sucking it slowly and playing with the other nipples. Before she could resist I had removed her trouser and started sucking her hairy pussycat she later said so dis is Wat u do to the ladies I c here I said yes..

She was moaning and I later borough my dick out she was surprised it was big.... I later inserted it after struggling with her and as soon as I made d first trust she relaxed and enjoyed the show.....

After 20mins we were over she dressed up and left with her phone... I have not seen or heard from her since yesterday..... He husband works offshore portharcourt....

I fell she is not happy or guilty but I sent text but she did not reply....

Anyway that was up....

erico2k2:

If fuel is not an issue the EOD gets my vote

itspzpics:
I trust odun



short skit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPt8q5AiE9o&feature=youtu.be

slimthugchimee2:
op are you an idlot, will you remove the dead pics of that security operative, thats an insult to the dead officer

nams77:

It is people like you that make me wish there is a button for e-slap. Presently in Abraka. Fulani herdsmen are raping a maiming farmers and indigenes there. Someone one of such caliber like the Honorable can't come out and make such weighty observation if he is not sure. We are on ground here and we know this is true. I wish I can see you and give you a knock

Noblesoul123:
WORDS ON MARBLE - The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.

The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.

Then...

They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!

Welcome to #MMM.The world of Monkeys!

hassrash:



which.car sir

hassrash:
The nairalanders cotonou car market open from monday till friday kindly make an enquiries about your dream car/suv.

Here is a Toyota camry Sport edition 2007 model which I bought in cotonou thank God for the successful delivery to owner door step in Osun State in OSOGBO!!!

my fellow nairalanders kindly call or make enquiries about cotonou Car/Suv from Mr Hassan we wil gives you a budget and the budget wil get you the car of your choice from coonou down to you door step plus original custom duty papers and registration numbers etc!

kindly contact us through bellow info.

Tell:08035781822 or 08153882352

Pin:2B666163

Whatsapp:08035781822 or 08153882352

harridson05@yahoo.co.uk

Thanks

Hassan.

repogirl:
Fash and his big dreams.....hope it works out .


Fash, if military men catch you, dem go kpokpo you o! Be warned.

Modified
Ummm... Fash, billionaire? Lol! Fash wey dey stay my backyard for here? Which kain lie na?