Ok

Yeah like "Duuuh" u aren't!!!

Police na Oliver TWIST before na.

Good evening folks, pls I just got an HTC m8 and will like to use the Glo blackberry sub on it that cost 1k, pls do u know how I can go about it or must I change my imei number?

Arva:
Maybe they must have asled God for one but they got 8 in reply. That may just be wickednesss from nature o...what if the man is not financially strong ?

What is this one saying?

In my entire years of schooling from kindergarten to my university level...I am not sure I spent up to 4 million in total for tuition, but here I am...I can still be outspoken enough, speak good English to a high standard and interact with those who attended these big schools without feeling inferior knowledge wise.

Moral lesson: Be confident your kid is worth spending all that amount on, if not it's gonna be a total waste if he/she can't even spell "psychosis" like my corper friend from covenant university.

Holy Sh*t

smartigo:

Okay ma. Lol@ur pic: iyawo wa!

@op. I don't know what you did but whenever u are updating a phone software, make sure you have enough power, mb and no interruption during the process. Secondly, your phone should still be under the warranty period if u bought it new n from slot. Sorry abt ur phone sha.

Good to know this now, will try that with my office wifi on Wednesday after the holiday, I just hope it works, if not na to find someone transfer the frustration on...My bro is ready to manage it.

Bootybuttchic:
no oooo....was a joke na

Alas good to know u were just joking, If not...I just dey look you!!!

Pls HELP!!! For the past three months I have spent over 10k trying to fix a problem with my BBZ10 that started when I tried upgrading my OS, and since then my phone goes completely blank, other times it freezes and the colour diminishes till it fades out completely and then starts re booting itself, I have tried re installing the OS several times but no avail, sometimes when it tries to come on, it refuses to boot completely and then goes blank again and keeps repeating that process till it eventually stays on or it drains the battery completely...pls what could be the problem and how can I fix it?

Look here man, I believe you have no proper knowledge of what you re saying, hence I suggest you shut the f*ck up, if you must advertise your shady deals of getting candidates admitted, try not to tarnish the image of the same noble university you want to admit them into( As you claim to either be the registrar of the school or whatsoever). I am an Alumni of the institution, and I can testify that admissions are given based on merit and nothing else. God bless you.

What is the accommodation like in cross rivers and the food cost range

Please anyone going from delta warri? I was thinking of going on Monday so as to get a good bed space as they say it's only possible when u go early to camp, so am thinking of going to calabar on Monday, pls any advice for me?

Killer convoys and party defections are more common in my state, I just sigh anytime I see such.

Controversial country

Controversial president And past presidents

Controversial cabinet

Controversial ministers

With controversial statements

So why won't they get controversial stories written about them?

Hehehe, Egbon was never ugly..always cute

Nice one Lynxxx ntunu

@ugo_boss26

@ugo_boss26 follow n I will do just same.

babyface333: Nice one mercy johnson and hubby. We need more of this people in our society. Putting smiles back on widows is a great feat that comes with lots of blessings. May God bless the givers and the widows abundantly.

@op, i dont understand oooo, you mean in one town, there are 5000 thousand widows? Hmmmmmm! Oma se ooooo. See exageration sha!

My dear, I just think it's a typo error, cuz me nor fit believe say them go even give 5000x 13,000 worth of rice out....op meant 500 I think.

Meringe: #TeamPrivateUniversity#














No beef me plz.

so wetin u dey find for here?... Before I open my eyes fllllllyyyyy from here..Lol

Nerosoft19: u forgot to add boko haram, Al'queada n Al'Shabab

why him go add am that is because it has not shaped the modern world but attempting to destroy what has marvelously taken years to build by others.

anitank: I always told my mum I was going to the cyber cafe to browse(cyber cafes were trending then), then I'd go to his house and spend the whole day.

One day my mum told me, "everyday u're going to the cafe, one day that cafe will come to you and I hope u'd be ready to accommodate it for nine months". Fear catch me no be small

LWKMFH......

prinsays k: After being a victim of phone theft so many times I decided to put an application that sends a messge to a friends phone anytime a sim is changed, my phone got stolen again and a sim was changed, I called the number but the theif was unrepentant this was the number, 08053271847. Idiot.

Wow that's a cool app. pls what phone does it work for? Sorry about ur phone though.

kulyie: Chooooiiiiii You people made me remember a funny but bad day with alaba boys who sold fake discman for me when discman was still the in thing to do shakara for my friends as a teenager then.lo and behold,i got home and switched it on,e no gree on.i checked the battery,everything and i didnt see any problem,so i called my brother to help me check since i was already getting nervous and agitated.as i was about giving him,the thing fell off my hand and see pieces of card boards,tissue paper,squeezed news paper stuffed in it.infact the whole thing pieces.not knowing they used superglue to glue all the parts together.i cried my eyes out because this was a discman i saved with my pocket money to buy,up to the extent that the money they gave me to buy text book and food,i will add it to the savings and starve myself till i get home.it pained me.i cried for 2weeks up to the extent that my eyes were paining me.that day


i vowed that these alaba boys will not get away with it. I will pay back i held that grudge,resentment and pain in my heart up till my adult years.so 7 years ago,i had this nokia phone i used and it was getting old.the phone was giving me serious problems because i had over used the phone. It has passed the required usage life span .the phone will switch off,without me switching it off,many times it will hang and show some funny things sha.so i changed the case and made it look good,tushed the phone up and sold it to another alaba boy for 10k.i knew that phone will not last him up to 2days before he discovers it is not good,by then it will have been too late.

2years ago,too i repeated the same thing with my blackberry.i repackaged the bb and sold it to them as london fairly used when the bb to was hanging and going blind apart from that the phone was as good as dead.he just presed the screen,checked the bbm and gave me 25k for that phone.


I did those things to repay them for that 4k i saved as a little girl,i will starve myself and wait till i get home,i will use my friends books in school and even trek home as if i was suffering meanwhile it was the money they gave me i was saving for that discman.anytime i remember,i just laugh now....

Hope u believe in the law of Karma

Op truly what school do you attend? , we nairalanders wish to send a petition to your school ASAP, I know say u go be fine gel..but why this ur post come ugly like this na??

@Topic IF abi na WHEN they call/switch OFF the strike this night, I go kpakpa dey carry my bag leave this waffigidy when I dey so because I won graduate this year oh

Bleep you guys!!!.....I don pack and unpack my box reach 5 times for all these cock and bull blogs/rumours when una dey drop...giving us rumours, now you are dashing my hope out again. If I unpack my box this night again and una come with another yeye story about ASUU might / will / hopefully / probably /considerably call abi na switch off the strike and yet it proves nothing...Amadioha go fire that hand when una take dey blog nonsense!!!!...#AngryFinalyearstudent#

bleep..ng Shit!!...Ma grey hair don dey show small small...all thanks to Asuuranains