Not sexy at all,they both look like rodents on that bed

Na sun news paper i dey read someone confirm please

.....All sparked up by our incompetent leaders.

Same here

harmony940:
I checked their website,there is nothing like that.....They are not recruiting.

Who can help with the form oo....can't find one .bluepeak22@gmail.com.Godbless

Brownville007:
ECOWAS Parliament was established by the ECOWAS Revised Treaty of 1993 as one of the Institutions of the Community. The Parliament is the Assembly of the peoples of the Community. The Administrative Secretariat of the Parliament is headed by a Secretary-General, and consists of two Directorates: the Directorate of Administration and Finance, and the Directorate of Parliamentary Affairs and Research. A number of job vacancies exist at the ECOWAS Parliament for which applications are hereby invited. Application is on-line, and application forms as well as guidelines for application are all available on the websites.

Click on the vacant position to see all details concerning it. The deadline for application is 22 June 2017.
01.
Three (3) Accounting Assistants, G4
22 June 2017
Abuja
02.
Security Assistant, G4
22 June 2017
Abuja
03.
Reproduction/Documentation Assistant, G4
22 June 2017
Abuja
04.
Bilingual Nurse, G4
22 June 2017
Abuja
05.
Bilingual Communication Assistant, G4
22 June 2017
Abuja
06.
Bilingual Secretary, G4
22 June 2017
Abuja
07.
Two (2) Administrative Assistants, G4
22 June 2017
Abuja
08.
Conference Assistant, G4
22 June 2017
Abuja
09.
Research Assistant, G4
22 June 2017
Abuja
10.
Protocol Assistant, G4
22 June 2017
Lagos
11.
Library Assistant, G4
22 June 2017
Abuja
12.
Language Assistant, G4
22 June 2017
Abuja
13.
Two (2) Technical Assistants, G4
22 June 2017
Abuja
14.
Human Resource Clerk, G2
22 June 2017
Abuja
15.
Registry Clerk, G2
22 June 2017
Abuja
16.
Receptionist, G2
22 June 2017
Abuja
17.
Three (3) Drivers, G1
22 June 2017
Abuja (2) - Lagos (1)
18.
Three (3) Office Aides Jobs, G1
22 June 2017
Abuja

Nb
Position Title
Closing Date
Duty Station
01.
Committee Clerk, P4
22 June 2017
Abuja
02.
Facility Management & Transport Officer, P4
22 June 2017
Abuja
03.
Medical Officer, P4
22 June 2017
Abuja
04.
Webmaster, P2
22 June 2017
Abuja
05.
Communication Officer, P2
22 June 2017
Abuja
06.
Information Technology Officer, P2
22 June 2017
Abuja

Source: http://scholarshipdiary..com.ng/2017/05/ecowas-massive-graduate-and-non.html

CC: Lalasticlala

U NO WELL .......LMAOOOOOO,ROTFL

DeBlessedOne:
HUMBLESMITH: hello, I wana place an order for a Range Rover Evoke 2016 model.
CAR DEALER: okay, may I know who is speaking?
HUMBLESMITH: its ur boy Humblesmith.
CAR DEALER: okay sir. The Range Rover Evoke 2016 model is 62 million naira and shipping fee to ur location is N300,000 naira excluding customs fees. Do I confirm your order sir?
HUMBLESMITH: Otu ocha!! Hello! Its humblesmith o not Davido?!! I don't have 30 billion anywhere o! Please just give me something to show my fans on instagram.
CAR DEALER: We have other options that you can choose from sir. Would you prefer a Pajero 2001 model suv?
HUMBLESMITH: how much?
CAR DEALER: N950,000. No delivery charge cos We're Clearing the stock.
HUMBLESMITH: is that ur last?
CAR DEALER: yes sir. Can I place your order?
HUMBLESMITH: nwanu! Send that one.
CAR DEALER: quantity sir?
HUMBLESMITH? Isi gini? Na convoy I wan buy? Biko na one I fit buy. U know say Jukwese wey I sing last no blow like that so I still dey manage.
CAR DEALER: ok sir. Your order has been placed. Ur ref number is R23225525JH. You delivery should arrive within 6 working days. Thank you for shopping with Jiji.



SIX DAYS LATER.... The car arrives, Smith puts it on instagram and his fans are like.

IDIOTIC APPOINTMENT.

ephi123:


Nigerians, behold your CHANGE

Very "diversified" appointments. Impressive.

Non-executive directors by the way are not engaged in the day-to-day management of any organization, so scratch that.

CORRECT.

Vorpal:


Breaking Bad.

BLIND SPOT
SUPERNATURAL
GOTHAM
BILLIONS
THE CATCH
ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK
ELEMENTARY
NIGHT OF
THE AMERICANS

DEAR,U JUST DID THE BREAKDOWN,I SUMMED IT UP...WE ARE POOR IN EVERYTHING EXCEPT RELIGION...THINKING,CARE....U NAME IT

seguno2:


Are you not mixing things up?
Being hyper religious and waiting for God to provide everything instead of using one's brains is what leads to enduring poverty.
How religious are the white people who dominate us despite being EQUALLY intelligent as us, black people?

I NEVER PUT ANY ALPHABET OOO....PUSSIES!!

Na sweet mouth go kill some people oo #pepper soup...lol. this a monitor lizard and oyibo go prserve one rather than to turn am to pepper soup.

Hygizee:
Hi niralanders jst this morning as me nd my brother was outside we saw something dat looked like an aligator rigmarolling withing our varenda nd decided to kill it. Though am nt sure of the name buh my Dad says its meat is delicious nd can be used for pepper-soup

Modes pls move this to the right section thanks.

Is this a giant roller coaster go and feed the poor and less priviledged.

ebosie11:
As shared by Bishop Sam Zuga.....

'House of Joy. The first customised cathedral in the world. Red, white, yellow(gold) and blue are the colours of the ministry. The church building is customised with the colours: the walls in and out, the ceiling, the seats etc. Built without funds raising, offerings or donations from church members. Built and commissioned by the grace of God on 12:12. 12/12/'12. By Bishop Dr sam zuga. Located between Makurdi and Gboko, Benue state. We are wishing you HAPPY EASTER'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/04/see-photos-of-first-customized-church.html?m=1

Na the result of being poor.God help us

sarrki:
We are too religious in Africa

Buto our heart is not of God

That's why the fraudulent pastors use that opportunity to defraud there gullible followers

@pastor,na legion dem dey callam....so u leave prayer dey count demon??

StreetTV:
Today was an encounter with the Senior Pastor of Joy Christian center, Pastor Humble Okoro. He disclosed that popular OAP Daddy Freeze is possessed with 52 demons for criticizing his move to pray for Lagos Lagoon.

www.streettv.com.ng


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToSAYjfLzVc

Na wizkid loss,next please

CEOJAMIENAIJA:
Remember her? She was on Wizkid's first video "Holla at your boy", and dated him for awhile before they fell out.

She's all grown up now, married to the famous alakija family and has started acting.


Here are photos of her on set!

Go Sophie!

https://www.instagram.com/sophiealakija/


SOURCE: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/04/photos-of-wizkids-ex-sophie-rammal.html

LOL,been drinking fuel since sec school.see topic

AutoJoshNG:
Nigerians O Nigerians,my ever unique and mysterious people.Drop that hose you about to suck from and read this .

Though this is not common to only Nigerians ,we do it a lot ,even in situations that does not warrant it.So what if you mistakenly swallow fuel,what should you do ?.

Before I get into this ,know that swallowing fuel can cause various things including loss of vision.

Lets get right in !

1.Be Calm
When this happens be calm , don’t panic unnecessarily .Just be calm and go to where there is fresh air and take deep calm breaths.

2. Don’t Try To Induce Vomiting
Induced or forced vomiting can actually do more harm than good as they can cause harm to the lungs ,so don’t try to induce vomiting .

3.Take Water
Drink enough clean water ,don’t rush ,just do it calmly.Some doctors advice you should take juice.I would not advice Nigerians to take juice or any other beverage due to the recent confusion on drinks we should take and shouldn’t .One of them starts with “F” and another recently discovered starts with “L” .

Don’t drink milk or even alcohol just water would be fine.

4.Don’t Smoke Or Take Alcohol
Well, this is self explanatory except you want a mini nuclear apocalypse to take place .And this is not just immediately ,avoid it for as long as 72 hours if possible for longer.

5.Go To The Hospital
Just to be on a safe side ,get yourself checked and fixed up by a trained personnel as soon as possible.This is definitely not a time to take any “agbo” or see any herbalist.Go to a real hospital !.

Next time just use a siphon and not your mouth.

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References

http://www.nytimes.com/health/guides/poison/fuel-oil/overview.html

https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/002895.htm

http://www.wikihow.com/Help-Someone-Who-Has-Swallowed-Gasoline

By Donald3d

https://autojosh.com/mistakenly-swallow-fuel/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy

CHUKWUMA EWU(GOAT)!!!

Amoyinoluwa24:
According to an Instagram user, her friend's newly employed driver fled with his boss' car this evening at Surulere, Lagos state.

She wrote; "Guys, please assist to broadcast urgently. My friend's mint green venza with registration number LSR 301 BP was taken away by her newly employed driver at Surulere this evening. All the details he provided had not been verified prior to this time and happen to be invalid as we speak. Attached is his picture and drivers license"

Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/04/newly-employed-driver-absconds-with-his.html

The rose that grew from the concrete....but dont wish such for another person.Happy easter

LastMumu:
I attended a school like this when I was a kid and I turned out to be a success today, some kids attended the best school around and turned out to be a monumental liability to the society.


LastMumu

WITH THAT ATTIRE!? U R DANCING WITH THE god OF ELECTRICITY.THEM GO FRY U LIKE KULI KULI

ovokooo:
They say that what a man can do, a woman can do better. In this case, this female electrician is simply doing what men have been doing and she did it in style by wearing her hijab.

Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/nigerian-female-electrician-pictured-pole-hijab-pictures/

Cc: mynd44, lalasticlala

SEE AS E BE LIKE AGBARA SELLER

efilefun:
There had been concerns about the highlife singer, Sean Tizzle bleaching his skin but the complaints died down not until two days ago. The official Instagram page for Felabration shared a picture of the singer performing on stage and all hell let loose.

Concerned fans who noticed the skin discoloration around his knuckles came on the picture and started posting angry comments. Read them below…

http://www.36ng.com.ng/2015/10/20/you-need-to-stop-with-the-bleaching-fans-advice-sean-tizzle/

LMAOOOOOO......JISOS IS LORD

sajubril:
"I was sleeping one day and my phone rang. I picked the call behold it was a woman who said she was a fan but wanted to know what bleaching body Cream I use. For 20seconds I was mute just to make sure I heard her clearly. And bcoz I was very upset with the question I began to think of a way to make her look stupid and regret ever calling my phone!! so I replied and said, ok madam you want to be yellow like me abi?? She said "YES" then I said ok!! Buy original Mobil engine oil, red oil, motor battery water, alligator peper, fresh peper then mix all these ingredients with bitter cola and salt. Then call me later to tell me how yellow you have become. "


https://www.instagram.com/p/BNMJ50QBAbY/?taken-by=mikegodson7&hl=en

ABEG I KNOW THIS VIKTOR??

Auntielinda:
Former Ybnl Signed act, Victoh is not taking it so calm as he quickly gave one of his fans a hilarious reply after the fan took to twitter to ask him how many retweet will it take him for Viktoh to give him a phone.
See the Tweet below.
https://mobile.twitter.com/premiumblogger2/status/852965076931936260

This one go carry celestial being??

Mologi:
Wedding between two Corps members.. .

Setting standard for future BF's /potential hubby's.......

Give her more money...