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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CRAZY Things You Did While Hunting For Job After NYSC by UgooJosh: 3:04pm On Sep 21, 2013
Only Jesus is the way forward.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Final Free Dragnet GSE Past Questions And Answers ( Old And New Package) by UgooJosh: 1:27pm On Sep 10, 2013
ugonjokuocha@gmail.com
Thanks.
Crime / Re: Fake Soldier Batters Man Over N3,000 Bribe (PICTURE) by UgooJosh: 11:09pm On Sep 09, 2013
Before reading to the confession point, I had already pescribed all manners of befitting punishment.

The security problem of Nigeria is graduating into a Nightmare.

It is almost as though there are no security agencies anymore.
Politics / Re: Dangote Visits Jonathan After Signing Refinery Loan Deal by UgooJosh: 11:50am On Sep 05, 2013
Tolexander:


So after sleeping overnight in my house built with dangote cement with the room flitted with dangote petrochemicals to kill the mosquitoes, i will still need waking up in the morning to boil my water for tea which has dangote sugar with dangote gas, and cook my dangote shaggetti also with dangote kerosene.
Drive to my working place with my car running on dangote petrol. Only to gat to work and realised there is no PHCN light then thinking of how to run our generator on Dangote diesel.
Even about 5% of the air breathe in will be dangote from the combustion of his fuels from automobiles and generators to the atmosphere likewise the air breathe out will be dangote from the catabolism of the sugar, spaghetti indomine and vegetables fertilized by the dangote's fertilizer i eat everyday.
Applied for dangote truck driving school, but wasn't admitted but still putting my hope on the post of the dangote group company financial manager i recently applied for.

Shey na Dangote create me ni!
ALEXANDER, you have KNOWLEGE!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst And Young Recruiting Graduate Trainees 2013 by UgooJosh: 7:39pm On Sep 04, 2013
akinola02:

If u haven't gotten a mail yet. Be expecting an invite 4 saturday or nex week. It seems interview 4 monday tru friday has been scheduled already. Jst be praying o brother
do they interview on saturdays?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst And Young Recruiting Graduate Trainees 2013 by UgooJosh: 4:55pm On Sep 03, 2013
ecolime: @Akinola: No probs boss. I'm good with you.

@Everyone: Apart from the first question which was "describe yourself". The rest of the questions were strictly on my CV. Just be able to defend what you wrote on your CV. Also, be able to relate how your course of study makes you fit into their organisation.
GOD BLESS YOU Bro... Pls hw many of you were there for today's interview? When exactly did you do your own test?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst And Young Recruiting Graduate Trainees 2013 by UgooJosh: 5:38pm On Sep 02, 2013
ecolime: I've been invited for an interview.
interview Date?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst And Young Recruiting Graduate Trainees 2013 by UgooJosh: 10:10pm On Aug 08, 2013
Please who knows about Ernst and Young? What are they into? How much do they pay their graduate trainees (was invited for d Aptitude Test).
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst And Young Aptitude Test Scheduled On 14th August by UgooJosh: 10:05pm On Aug 08, 2013
Politics / Re: Keyamo Petitions Prisons Over Attempt To Sodomise Charles Okah by UgooJosh: 11:29am On Jul 31, 2013
ponco: Am i the only one who believe he has already been molested. Even if you raise your voice in your neigborhood , people would not rush out to help. The only reason he wants justice is that he has been molested but he is too ashamed to say. How would noise from a prisoner stop prison warders. Haven't you seen the TV series called OZ.

In related news, a man just resurfaced after 16 years of disappearance from his family and he came back as a gay man with his husband in tow. read complete story here.

http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/07/the-gay-father.html
yeah... I agree with you. I think they had their way.
Celebrities / Re: Folorunsho Alakija Buys G-wagons For Her Sons by UgooJosh: 11:17am On Jul 30, 2013
obowunmi: A corrupt leader, gives personal persons oil blocks, her family is benefitting from the ecosystem of corruption.

I know my prayer for these kinds of people. angry angry
If it were your Dad (or Mum) that owned that oil block, would you pray such prayer for him/her?




When you appreciate good things, you attract them.

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Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu To Become APGA Leader by UgooJosh: 8:46pm On Jul 26, 2013
tpia@:
this woman dey enjoy sha!

she married strategically well and yes, comes from a strategic family too.


see appointments and juicy positions just falling into her laps from all angles.
on point Bro! They laughed at her for marrying an 'ugly man,' but the smart gal knew what she was doing... MY SISTERS MUST MARRY WISELY!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by UgooJosh: 1:21pm On Jul 15, 2013
estryzy: SRD on 17th and 18th of July. Phone interview 27th June..
I wish you the BEST!
Pls where's the venue?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by UgooJosh: 1:17pm On Jul 12, 2013
Nduson20: MY APPLICATION HAS BEEN UNDER REVIEW SINCE 11th OF MAY. NA ONLY GOD GO HELP US IJN. AMEN.
when did you complete your online assessment (part-2)?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by UgooJosh: 1:08pm On Jul 12, 2013
jstringz:

I mean no reply ye£
Broh, is it up to ten working days, since you were interviewed?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Diamond Bank Sacks Over 100 Workers by UgooJosh: 7:25pm On Jul 10, 2013
nnekaela: Kai. And am preparing for an aptitude txt in a bank. Wats d need nah??
Nne, na wetin man pikin go do na... The thing is just to go for it and still keep your eyes open for better opportunities.
Family / Re: Twins Born In Spain Joined Hands After Birth by UgooJosh: 4:10pm On Jul 10, 2013
Hahahaha....Mehn! I Think they have a fearful MISSION on earth o!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Spdc by UgooJosh: 8:16pm On Jul 08, 2013
francessn: Ugoo, didn't write any online exams. Just received the test msg today
How did you apply? I know that those who applied recently for graduate programs were meant to write online assessments (parts one & two), and those that passed where interviewed on phone. Those that passed the phone interview are now awaiting a formal interview. (the process is still going on...ie some are still writing the assessments, while others are still registering and applying).
Did you apply for graduate program OR as a professional?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Spdc by UgooJosh: 4:32pm On Jul 08, 2013
Francessn, when did you apply? What position did you apply for? Have you done the online exams?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by UgooJosh: 11:56pm On Jul 07, 2013
Mbkite: Good day good people, pls how long does it take shell to respond to a candidate after the phone interview?
10 working days... I was informed by someone who has had his phone interview.
Religion / Re: Deliverance From Four Demonic Kingdoms! by UgooJosh: 1:54pm On Jul 07, 2013
scaler345: This is only for the RELIGIOUS people.

So, if you have a brain and you are using it, GTFO of this thread.
YES! Here's the language of a man who soars above Religion... ''GTFO''... May God have Mercy on us, Amen!
Education / Re: Nigerian Graduates With 5.0 CGPA From Russian University by UgooJosh: 8:15am On Jul 05, 2013
Walexy96: When I read news like this I feel like Oh! I will be like this one day but my gene won't allow.
God I want to be call genius too. But if the genius spirit won't make me rich please don't grant it.

Good to hear that.
hahaha....... I DEY FEEL YOU, BRO!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by UgooJosh: 12:40pm On Jun 30, 2013
macpeter1: God has seen you through already. Amen. Please lammy2rule and terwizzy please what will help me prepare for the part two assessment online. They sent me to complete the part two
The part 2 has two sections. You don't need any special preparation for the 1st section cos they would present real-like work situations with solutions, and ask you to rate the solutions (as was the case in Part 1). For the 2nd section, its mostly about graphical problems (like multiple bar charts, pie chart etc), and if you have GMAT, I'll suggest you revise with the GRAPHICAL & DATA ANALYSIS SECTION. I also heard that the SHL Format questions could be of help.
GOODLUCK!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by UgooJosh: 1:36pm On Jun 28, 2013
dademonie:
I thank God, cos it went well.
Pls what kinda questions were asked, so i could know how to prepare for mine. (you may choose to inbox me thru: ugonjokuocha@gmail.com). Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by UgooJosh: 9:23pm On Jun 27, 2013
dademonie:
I scheduled my for thurs
Hi dear, how did it go?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by UgooJosh: 4:41pm On Jun 21, 2013
dademonie: Yeah it was clearly stated, no option for face to face, and it's for 1 hour.
THANKS A LOT, DEAR! Pls don't forget to update us on the nature of the questions when you're through..... GOODLUCK!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by UgooJosh: 2:26pm On Jun 21, 2013
dademonie:
Thanks for the tip. Hope you know it's goin to be a phone interview, not face to face?
Like j-string sed, start your voice training now. Lol
SERIOUSLY Pls tell us, was it plainly stated (in the mail), that it would be a phone interview?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by UgooJosh: 11:40am On Jun 21, 2013
Jesusbabygirl: and some of us still have ours as 'Applicaation under review'
yea dear, there's still hope. Just relax your mind and keep busy with other things. Let them take their time.
I Like your name though *winks*

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