After he looses his job ehn, his penis won't rise for like two years.

This is hilarious .

Your mates are using their something to get houses in Lekki you are here being dragged to court over 1.1m. This life ehn

pocohantas:
Na 30m be the money o.

Make una no over expect from the girl abeg.

Thegamingorca, shey I told you @fashion business? Na their favourite line be that

E no dey pass hair, clothes, bag , jewelry and makeup

They can never think out of the box.

Even Ceecee disappointed me with her dead on arrival fitness wear line.

dfrost:


I don die oOo...

Abi na.

enshi:
Have been dating this girl for a year now.. She is on her Industrial training and would be in her finals next year. She is 21. To the best of my ability I try to be responsible for her especially in things I reason to be necessary..

We were having a little talk (argumentative) and she said I am a stringy man and that my love for money is on the very high side..

I tried asking her why she thinks I am stingy and she gave me an instance of a day I sent her money to buy fish for for us and that I didn't send an extra money for tfare ..

My people this is a girl I intend to wife. Right now I think she would never value my efforts and I see her as an ingrate.. Pls advise

You people always use this wife card to guilt trip girls into serving and servicing you .

Bia, did your mother ever send you on an errand to a far distance without giving you transport fair?

You are not only stingy but wicked.

Fountainofyouth:
Guys are always the ones creating threads and complaining, nagging, whining about this and that attitude regarding females, then they ask one of the silliest question ever "[b]should I break with her" [/b]slow ewwy slimes.

Seriously babe, I don't know how these people made decisions before nairaland was created. Very stupid posts.

Even the answers are worse. You will think you are in a beer parlour.

Bitch , hoe, slut will just fill front page.

If you discover he has another wife don't fight don't fuss just leave the marriage and take his penis with you.

Since all of us want to be mad.

bukatyne:


Hahahaha @ RCCG & Winners pay well with accommodation.

For the RCCG part, are you assuming or did a direct full time pastor tell you?

I'm sure of winners. I only guessed for RCCG becuase I know someone who started there. I assume since they are big their pastors shouldn't lack, right?

You mean there are chubby young women in Japan.

She's beautiful though.

How these reality TV stars manage to get such loyal fans baffles me.

The other day, fans of Mercy and Seyi were seen fighting with each other. These are grown adults o.


Truly, the TV box is a tool for mind control.

Tehila07:
Naturally, I'm very versed in the scriptures, love the things of God, garner followers easily, to cap it all, my oratory has been a subject of discussion among many people including pastors. But I have partial hearing impairment. My ability to hear is just about 60 percent of human ability to hear. That means I flow easily with those who speak clearly and audibly. In that case, attending meetings is difficult at times.

Now the issue of pastoral calling is on the table for me. Many have told me that I'm resisting the calling. Just last month, I went to a prophet that doesn't know my history, for breakthrough prayer, who recommended seven days prayer for me. He said I would see visions throughout the seven days and that I should keep record of the visions and tell him afterwards. Visions came throughout and almost all are about ministry. This issue has been dragging since 2005. Note that I love the ministry of a pastor so much and 90 per cent of my talent is in that field but experiences have taught me that with my hearing impairment, thinking of this ministry is a joke on me. Recently, it was announced in my church the application for pastoral ministry. I didn't apply and the pastor asked why I was yet to apply. He was like begging me to apply. Then I applied and took the form to the zonal headquarters. I later met the senior pastor there and I couldn't hear most of what he was telling. I filled "yes" in a place for physical disability. He got my disability there and asked me to go when I couldn't hear him well. I felt so sad and useless in this life. I no longer have the energy to pray. If you see me moving my mouth during prayers, I'm not praying; I'm singing. I only sing...in dreams, while walking, while others are praying, waking up in the morning etc.

Can we say the whole calling brouhaha is all the noise in my head by my own making?

Pastor Joseph prince, Apostle Arome osayi and Benny hinn were all terrible stammerers when God called them.

Bishop oyedepo had tuberculosis. Kenneth Hagin was bed ridden.

Go and challenge Abba that called you into ministry.

Note: I did not say cry, beg but challenge Abba father.

If you truly called me father heal my hearing impairment.

He will tell you the leap of faith to take for your healing to come.

That is how miracles come not by being depressed.

Tehila07:


I'm a pastor in one of the biggest churches in Nigeria. She started a school. Profit can't be in school business at the beginning. So I'm helping with teachers salary at times. But in ministry, if I'm transfered, she must follow me. Now the school is growing fast and she said she won't follow me if I'm transfered.

I've been a school teacher for years and I'm the academic backbone of the school.

I know of a school being manned by a married Muslim lady as far back as I can remember. The owner of the school lives abroad. I don't think that woman ever visits.

Although I'm sure the Muslim lady was 'chopping' part of the money but not in the way most school administrators do.

Also, she ran the school so well it grew in leaps and bounds.

If you guys can find an honest administrator to run the school ( by prayerfully searching) because I don't support a pastor and his wife being apart at all.

I believe the church is either redeem or winners and these churches pay their pastors well with accommodation.

If she is business savvy, as the mommy of the church she can colonize buying and selling activities there on Sundays.


Also, I know many part time pastors who are even more anointed than the full time ones. Maybe you can look at that angle.

That school is an asset you both can leave for your kids don't throw it away.

Chamladas:
Is it police and thief busines?

Tehila07:
For my discovered, best gift to earn me money, my wife must agree with the job. But my wife has a job which is at Cross purposes with my job. I'm the biggest asset she needs for her business to flourish, and she is the only person that must agree to work with me in my line of interest. That means if I lend my expertise for her business, she will still be seen as the owner. If she agrees to be with me in my field, her business will go down.

After back and forth arguments, I have realized that heaven will rather fall, wife won't support my business to leave hers behind. If she doesn't support mine, I won't go far in the business; if I fully support hers, she will own the business.

We will need many years to build her business before it can support a family. My own is currently supporting the family. Does that mean I married a wrong person?

What seems like a solution is if I can find another job that won't affect her business. But the only thing I like most is what I'm doing currently.

And you say she is selfish?

Why don't you leave what you love for the sake of your family too?

SultanYoung:
The Girl with the Golden Spoon and an Imposter Syndrome Disease.

Do you even know the meaning of what you just typed?

I know how this scam would have gone.

Buyer wants to make huge profits by doing back door deals with a Whole GMD, if not, how would anyone believe this person up there is NNPC GMD.

lillan042:



Which plan

It comes with new 4g sims. Works for three months.

emmaodet:


Ooohhhhjj
Sista Poco
I always enjoy your contributions but men don't like afternoon newspapers tbh.
There is nothing as sweet as marrying a lady btwn 22-25yrs but it as it's consequence

Which men do you mean unku?

Jennifer Lopez is 50 with two kids and three ex husbands yet her fiancé just threw her a lavish party and bought a mad ride.

As long as a woman continues with her passion , remains sexy and continues to be feminine she will get men even younger than her.

What are you people using peoples information for?

1k kor 1k ni

Me I don't know about this naira and kobo ish.

On my airtel line, I just load 1k. I automatically recieve 1.5k for airtel calls and 1.5k for other networks that last about a week or so.
It also gives me 500mb free data.

Then I multiply the initial 1k to get 5k for calls.

I also use 2k for data

So , I can get about 10k for calls and about 12gb of data all from 3k.

I don't believe this story joor.

Someone must have stolen her picture.


This girl doesn't look like olosho 10k

Trafalgar:
Why is almost everyone believing this story about her best friend poisioning the food, hope we all know that food poisoning on its own can also kill someone immediately if not treated,they may not be any poison in that food,the food might have been contaminated when he consumed it which would have affected his body system to shutdown leading to either cardiac arrest or instant death.RIP

I'm surprised in this day and age people just believe any story they read online.

When we know that some humans are allergic to certain food spices. There could be a hundred reasons that man died not one relating to deliberate food poisoning.

An autopsy should be carried out on that body quickly.

Maybe the guy was sick before and the woman is innocent.

The last one is for bobrisky.

3 x 600k =Someone's yearly salary.

Bouncingbabyboy:
and fat people are not blessed down stairs size truly matters

This is the first time I'm seeing Queen Linda looking so put together.

Hair well laid, clothes fit and pressed, shoes on point, infact everything just looks good.

vivypretty:
My own is that someone said Peter of late p Square. lol what does that even mean.

I practically burst into laughter when I read that comment.

The only reason why I know a man can commit suicide is if he has a small Winny.

Especially when his wife cheats on him with 'hercules'

Are you selling the picture or the real iPhone?

Finnese001

Thank you for this interesting read.


I don't know why people think they know better. If you think the information here is incorrect, create your own topic and stop acting like a correctional officer.