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PoliticsRe: Obiano Gives Police 100 Horses To "Enhance Security" In Anambra by UjSizzle(f): 7:40am On Dec 04, 2014
Seun:
According to Ladun Liadi,
http://www.ladunliadinews.com/2014/12/photos-gov-obiano-donates-horses-to.html
How exactly are horses going to enhance security, though? Will they be used to chase armed robbers? Aren't horses only used for parades? huh

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Anambra is becoming the America Dubai Taiwan (Soludo's campaign mantra grin). Next the governor will handout surveillance helicopters for security, and airplanes for transportation.
Just watch cheesy


And er I believe the British police use horses too. You should know Nigeria copies so many stuff from other countries. So when you see something you don't understand, search the web and you'll find where it originated from wink
RomanceRe: What Gift Do You Expect From Your Boo This Christmas Season... by UjSizzle(f): 7:34am On Dec 04, 2014
A digital camera (DSLR) would be nice. It's the only thing better than books that I'm crazy about.
TV/MoviesRe: Has Television Lost Its Relevance? by UjSizzle(f): 7:29am On Dec 04, 2014
Why won't tv become irrelevant when you've abandoned NTA in favor of whatever dstv offershuh
This is the only station that has remained true to itself over the years. No nudity. No violence. Kiddies educational programs etc.
But you'd rather watch mnet and god-knows-what because nta is 'boring'.

Anyway, I find the whole tv process just tiring now. I don't even know what time any show is aired anymore, except GUS when the season begins.

It's just sad that television has also lost its entertainment value. At one time it was a reliable means of keeping your guest entertained when everyone was short of conversational topic. Heck, it even proved a good source of generating 'gist' material, or at least served as good background noise cheesy
Now eh, I know of one person who won't put on his tv for visitors. You should see how appalled he looked when I suggested it grin
Christianity EtcRe: Photos: Meet Bishop Oyedepo's Decent & Beautiful Daughters by UjSizzle(f): 7:18am On Dec 04, 2014
Are they decent because they are Oyedepo's children, dressed modestly, or because you have known them to be decent women (religiously moral)?

I need answers.
RomanceRe: How It Feels Like Having Sex With My Best Friend the whole gist by UjSizzle(f): 7:15am On Dec 04, 2014
ihedinobi2:
I didn't say anything about spirituality, did I? Where I mentioned that I was only using it to buttress why I expected nothing to happen as far as it had something to do with me.

I get that there's no point arguing with women over their emotions and stuff but then I'm a stubborn old mule *shrugs*

You may be as you have said, and I am not doubting you even a little, but trust is vital to women for enjoying sex. It is the one thing a guy gets and he can be sure that one little "mistake" will give him access.

It is also one thing a guy can have and he knows that he has your heart.
I hope you do not believe this to be true for every woman. Unless of course you're are speaking through your moral filter......which you always do anyway.
RomanceRe: How It Feels Like Having Sex With My Best Friend the whole gist by UjSizzle(f): 7:09am On Dec 04, 2014
Icudkill:
Afta sex I became her boyfriend. I still regret that tho. There was this untainted closeness that the sex broke.
cry
Are you male or female? Because this would be 'odd' coming from a guy.
RomanceRe: How It Feels Like Having Sex With My Best Friend the whole gist by UjSizzle(f): 7:07am On Dec 04, 2014
ihedinobi2:
Lol. I considered it, it just didn't click. I actually tried to feel sexüal desire for the girl (not gonna tell here what I did) but it didn't work. So I thought we were safe.

As for spirituality, well, I had been on the outs with God and got pretty rascally sex-wise, yet I'd not got that far. So, naturally, I thought that now we were good I wouldn't be vulnerable at all. Can you blame me? sad

Was wrong apparently.
Erm I'd like a detailed description of how you two....erm...went about ahem the first time.

I know say I don spoil finish grin
RomanceRe: How It Feels Like Having Sex With My Best Friend the whole gist by UjSizzle(f): 5:57am On Dec 04, 2014
xcapizt:
Exactly.
I have a female that I'm fond of but not in anyway physical....we are close and have been through a lot together but I'd never imagined being intimate. It doesn't even cross my mind. I can't even imagine her naked. I think she just might have moved into the sister zone perhaps undecided
Lmao @ sister zone grin

That's what my bestie told as far back as 4yrs. You know where he is at now?
Telling me I've taken up space in his head. Methinks the dude would sleep with me if he had the chance tongue And I wouldn't have a problem with this because I already nursed the thought at some point and wasn't repulsed grin


Perhaps it is a lot easier for guys to move from friend to lover than women. A woman might have to physically desire you before allowing any intrusion in her body.
Men? Can't speak for them.


Unless like Ihedinobi you haven't considered the possibility of sexual desires for said person, or you think your spirituality is enough to save you from the sin of fornication grin
RomanceRe: How It Feels Like Having Sex With My Best Friend the whole gist by UjSizzle(f): 5:43am On Dec 04, 2014
alutacontinua:
Ladies be deceiving themselves with this line since 1810 undecided
It's ALWAYS physical with guys, don't you gerrit? grin
Don't I know that grin


And I really liked my bestie when I served. Oh erm he kinda friendzoned me though, so sex with him wasn't hard to concieve sad Dude would always say "I feel very avuncular towards ya" bleh
RomanceRe: How It Feels Like Having Sex With My Best Friend the whole gist by UjSizzle(f): 5:40am On Dec 04, 2014
ihedinobi2:
Hahaha. Very funny.

You THINK it works like that. It doesn't. It takes just one small shift of perspectives.
Not for me. I already do not like to be touched. Unless that is fixed (and I mean even the most insignificant form of contact) before a relationship starts, then there's the very possibility that there would be no form of intimacy. There won't even be a relationship to begin with.


It's not about spirituality and perspectives here.
RomanceRe: How It Feels Like Having Sex With My Best Friend the whole gist by UjSizzle(f): 9:42pm On Dec 03, 2014
Seun:
How can you be best friends with someone you are not attracted to on some level? What motivates you to spend so much time with the person?
Attraction mustn't be on a physical level. It could be intellectual or even spiritual.
And each one could be mutually exclusive.
RomanceRe: How It Feels Like Having Sex With My Best Friend the whole gist by UjSizzle(f): 9:32pm On Dec 03, 2014
Seun:
I have never understood this issue. If your best friend is of the appropriate gender, why would you want to have sex with anyone else? huh
Because you're not always attracted to your best friend?
RomanceRe: Top Seven Reasons Why Broke Guys Should Not Date. by UjSizzle(f): 9:24pm On Dec 03, 2014
Not one insult. Interesting.
If a woman had written this, all these boys would have spent their time screaming gold digger.


Tallesty1 you try.
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Reveal Their Cleavages? by UjSizzle(f): 9:15pm On Dec 03, 2014
Misogynist2014:
Coins, not ventilation. grin Women and mádness.
grin coins ko
TravelRe: Interesting Places To Visit In Lagos This Xmas Season by UjSizzle(f): 9:04pm On Dec 03, 2014
M4gunners:
Lagos could be so interesting, but definitely not during Christmas time quote me if I'm wrong. When people travel to their village,u can stand in Ketu and see everything going on in Marland . During easter you will njoy Lagos.
Lol so true. But I like it when everyone's traveled.
It's quiet, serene and the air is fresher.....everything Lagos isn't on a normal day. And that's a welcome change.
TravelRe: Interesting Places To Visit In Lagos This Xmas Season by UjSizzle(f): 9:02pm On Dec 03, 2014
Tarkwa Bay sounds like fun. I'd love to visit smiley
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Reveal Their Cleavages? by UjSizzle(f): 8:57pm On Dec 03, 2014
The space between needs ventilation embarassed
FashionRe: 13 Categories Of People You Meet In A Hair-Dressing Salon by UjSizzle(f): 8:55pm On Dec 03, 2014
My stylist spent so much time gossiping one day I literally flipped. How was I supposed to deal with someone tugging on my hair and all that noise too undecided

Today if I come to her shop, she keeps quiet (most of the time) and only makes small conversations when she's addressed tongue
FashionRe: How To Increase Your Backside And Make It Firm Naturally by UjSizzle(f): 8:50pm On Dec 03, 2014
Vivly:
I will never attempt squats ever again! sad
I looked it up on YouTube, did like 15 at a go and 7 later.
For three days, I couldn't walk properly. What's worse, my room is on the second floor. Climbing stair cases became a nightmare. Thank God it's back to normal now. Goodbye squats.
grin
If you had kept it up for 3 more days, all the pains would have been gone.
You need to understand that your exercise routines stretches your muscles, and they naturally react (pain). When you keep up, you give your body the required time to adjust to the changes.


Oya go back to squatting, inugo?
FamilyRe: How Does One Pick Up From Where He Left Off? by UjSizzle(f): 11:38am On Dec 03, 2014
Indiscipline.

I don't believe there's any right guideline to pick up from where you left off. Just start.
That fresh burst of inspiration will not come because you already have it.
Your perfect timing will not show up because it's right now.

If you want to write a darn book, then plan for it. Commit to a writing practice. Set word limits per day. Discipline yourself and just write.
As you progress the words will flow. And no you don't have writers' block smiley
PhonesRe: How My Stolen iPhone Was Returned After 7 Months by UjSizzle(f): 9:07am On Dec 03, 2014
Good for you smiley
FamilyRe: Aunty Babyosisi's Token Christmas Gift For An Unemployed Youth by UjSizzle(f): 8:16am On Dec 03, 2014
CFCfan:
The increased interest rates will also discourage SMEs from expanding their businesses, which in turn, will prevent them from hiring people.
I don't think the same rates are applied to microfinance institutions, and even those are tailor made to suit the needs of their target public.

In the long run though shouldn't the aim of the government be to improve local manufacturing, and reduce dependence on importation? I'd say our SMEs are in a better position to increase sales and expand currently.
FamilyRe: Aunty Babyosisi's Token Christmas Gift For An Unemployed Youth by UjSizzle(f): 7:41am On Dec 03, 2014
babyosisi:
I dash you him
grin grin
He's on his own then.
FamilyRe: Aunty Babyosisi's Token Christmas Gift For An Unemployed Youth by UjSizzle(f): 7:36am On Dec 03, 2014
shaggy007:
Girl when you find out how to donate, lemme know.

I'm want to do this for the graduates only.
Babyosisi, please can you attend to him?
FamilyRe: Aunty Babyosisi's Token Christmas Gift For An Unemployed Youth by UjSizzle(f): 7:34am On Dec 03, 2014
CFCfan:
Lol. The Naira devaluation will ultimately lead to an increase in the price of imported goods.

I think the prize money could be split into 2, for both the winner and runner-up.
Not quite. Unless you've forgotten the cbn also increased the reserve ratio of commercial, who in turn will increase their interest rate.

How many business men use their money to import stuff anyway? These people are major borrowers. So at least there's less to borrow and more to be paid back.

And I know it won't completely eliminate looming inflation rates, but at least we'll be spared from hyper inflation.

Now how much could an unemployed graduate possibly need to buy, aside the basics?
Unless he/she chooses to be frugal, I think this should make them reasonably comfortable (even with chopping mummy's rice and a roof over their head).
If it's Christmas shopping, well most stores sell at a discounted rate anyway to get rid of old stock.
FamilyRe: Aunty Babyosisi's Token Christmas Gift For An Unemployed Youth by UjSizzle(f): 7:28am On Dec 03, 2014
Babyosisi, awwww beautiful story cry
But e be like say e pass 250 words o.
FamilyRe: Aunty Babyosisi's Token Christmas Gift For An Unemployed Youth by UjSizzle(f): 7:24am On Dec 03, 2014
shaggy007:
I speak my mind all the time.

Get used to it.

The only reason I wanted to donate was to increase the amount.

The ungrateful comments prompted me to add something to the amount.

Nothing else.

Hate it or love it.
Have you donated now?

Someone tell this guy how to donate please cheesy
FamilyRe: Aunty Babyosisi's Token Christmas Gift For An Unemployed Youth by UjSizzle(f): 7:21am On Dec 03, 2014
CFCfan:
It'll be better to throw the contest open, without the certificate requirement. But confirmed married men i.e. xynerise and Dickdastardly, are ineligible grin
Lol that could work. Maybe you guys could run a quick check on the contestants. There are people on this site who are known to be employed anyway.

Will one person get the price money, or will it be split between maybe the top three?
#81k na serious cash grin
**and someone is praising the Lord for the naira devaluation tongue**
RomanceRe: Can A Prostitute Make A Good Wife? by UjSizzle(f): 7:17am On Dec 03, 2014
Nonso23:
It's safe to conclude that there are some really ignorant and silly ladies on here.
How can some perverse guy place you all in the same box as a prostitute and you for some reason accept and relish the tag?
How further lower can you stoop?

A girl with a streak of failed relationships isn't the same as a morally defunct woman who chose the easy way out - prostitute.

Don't you have some dignity?!
Preach it! grin
FamilyRe: Aunty Babyosisi's Token Christmas Gift For An Unemployed Youth by UjSizzle(f): 7:05am On Dec 03, 2014
babyosisi:
You see why I added certificate to the earlier criteria
There is no way you can know who is a student and who isn't
Now how do you validate age?
You said they should blur out their names too. How does that make it any easier to validate identity and ownership?

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