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shoyemiayodeji:
NO MAM

You should consider training people

Looking good



**Tell whoever took those pictures to increase the shutter speed of the camera next time. It will help freeze your movement and get rid of the blur

I read, write, pick up my camera and play with angles, chat with humans and objects alike , sit at my balcony and watch people, listen in on conversations, play music and dance, play my mobile games if phcn has been good, cook up a conspiracy theory, ponder about the series Lost...and get lost again, imagine what the future will be like, think about people and what they could possibly be up to.

.....in that order....

If all else fails, I close my eyes and let my mind drift to wherever.

You know it's just easier to blame people, rather than accept your responsibilities.

It's the woman's fault I cheated; she seduced me.
No wait. My wife got so fat she stopped being sexy.

It's his fault the roof is leaking, the faucets bad and everything in my life is wrong.

It's my parents fault I sleep with men. They got divorced and raised me in a bad environment. Erm they don't give me money too. I feel so neglected.

It's the governments fault people go into prostitution. If they provided basic amenities, people would have better economic opportunities.

It's the Devil. He came from behind and pushed me onto those succulent thighs.

And there's almighty biology. Men have been hardwired with sexual urges that can't (won't?) be controlled. Women like money and will follow it like flies (wait. Is that biology too).


So yeah, we know the battle is a mental one. It's just easier to push the burden of guilt by blaming someone or something.
Or if people have really lost all sense of morality, they'll probably feel nothing.

Lol Chuba Ezekwesili has come again

silvermania:
yes and d farm is more preferable to the one you just coming from in Nigeria. meanwhile how is home?

Home is as home's always been.

Truckpusher:
*yimu* they should believe you at their own peril.

Meanwhile ,how is my ........

Your is fine

Bagani:
And d hubby?

The third picture.
Doubt he was prepared for the second. And the first, looks like most 'posed-for' wedding photographs.....you're probably exhausted from the long wedding service and extra long list of photo format (couple with great grand parents, kinsmen, cockroaches etc) to work up enough excitement

silvermania:
have never had any moreover ladies are u now bread guys toast? cox here in the Philippines we don't do such

You wouldn't have to. The farm's always calling over there.

Truckpusher:
You dey feel like mama to these boys abi?

I just dey look you.

Loool!! I'm a teacher in the ministry of hope

Bagani:
Congrats dear. But wait oooo! what is it wit all this fake smiles?
#Myobservation though

Not fake, at least the second one isn't. Watch the eyes

...

She's got beautiful eyes I doubt there's a person who doesn't look good in white.

The first picture though. I'd have thought she'd lean back on hubby. Would have made the picture a lot......warmer.

Lol it takes practice. Lots of practice. One day you'll be so good at approaching women that low self esteem will flee from your lives.
In fact you'll be exuding this aura of confidence that the women will always answer your greeting with a welcome smile, enough to help you relax and get the conversation rolling. Unless she has better things on her mind than listening to a stranger yarn stories, you'll definitely have her attention


Keep practicing, inugo?

crackhaus:
Is your name still Uju?

Gotcha You are far too kind.

Timbuktou:
Oui, madmoiselle.

*rolls eyes* Are you always this......benevolent?

Timbuktou:
I assure you, being with me will preclude you from having any contact with breest cancer. I assume you'd return the favour as regards prostate cancer?

Lol as in symbiosis na

crackhaus:
Why would you want your breasts squeezed instead of sucked on?

Wanna conduct the research?

How many squeezes to rid oneself of breast cancer?

joywendy:
ujsizzle do you mind if i continue or i shouldn't bother?

Please continue

dreydee:
OP! did you school in france,?? cause we here in Nigeria have seen worse, this is small now.


have you done pick pin?! okada rider ?! fsuck your thumb underneath your leg?! carry desk under the sun?! fill a basin with with water from a tap that is 50meters away using a spoon ?! fall like a pawpaw from your chair?!

like i said, this one is small

Shey na man-o-war training?

I'm quite lost. All I see are pupils on their knees

If say na Federal dem dey now, all those newly appointed prefects for don use them practice punishing skills
Like that wicked Chinwe Mbanefo wey wan kill us one Saturday morning
Dear God, have you met the sun on a Saturday?!

. He said they have a strong bond and he never had the need to marry another woman.

What need please? To spread his seed in multiple wombs and populate the earth

How nice

thaoriginator:
ujsizzle don gimmie green light tey-tey

Experimentis

My sincere sympathies to my Igbo brothers who have containers on the high sea

You'd expect though that Nigeria would have learnt enough to diversify her economy by now, and increase our external reserves, instead of chopping all our oil money on useless luxury expenditures

This crayfish condition we're constantly sucked into makes no sense at all.

BuddhaPalm:
You're feisty, ain't you .

Not so fast though...gotta earn ya wings first.

Lol which wings biko

joywendy:
Thanks
curiosity made me watch

So what happened?

nani667:
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Thank you.

olusode97:
didnt you read the post i said my current software is the cyan update...its bring out another 1 wondering it any got it too..

. My latest version is the 8.1 cyan..but have not done it yet..

Perhaps if you had used proper punctuation, I wouldn't have been confused as to whatever the hell you were talking about.

If it says you should update, then do so.

And oh, forgive me for even bothering to answer. Definitely won't happen again.

nani667:
Just contact them on twitter, they're very active there... They're always all over my timeline

Okie thanks. What's their handle?

@olusode97. I doubt there's a person here who isn't on 8.1 cyan already. We're looking forward to getting the denim update. Biko update your device.

GotNoSwaggg:
I thought you said you couldn't reduce/cancel a ban by another mode.

Was granted permission.

Chain of command?

Can I get the phone number of a service rep at Nokia care please? Thanks