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RomanceRe: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by UjSizzle(f): 7:40am On Nov 22, 2014
*rolls eyes* Men
FamilyRe: Opinion: The Boy-child Should Not Be Domestically-inclined Primarily by UjSizzle(f): 7:27am On Nov 22, 2014
Nothing wrong with giving your kids a balanced training. You teach your girls to be self dependent/independent enough that in the absence of a man they can survive; then teach your boys to handle things on the home front, so when/if things get bad they're not completely helpless.

It does not undermine their masculinity and his sense of importance. I daresay he'll be grateful you bothered to teach him tomorrow.

And err OP, we don't live in the 13th century. It's important you kept abreast with hoe fast our world is changing, not necessarily with respect to feminism, but how difficult it is to keep a home together ie. divorce and economic/political environment.
FamilyRe: The Boy-child Should Also Be Domestically Inclined!!! by UjSizzle(f): 7:19am On Nov 22, 2014
ihedinobi2:
Strange where? cheesy

Yes it requires some stoicism. That's why it's a task better suited to the male species.

If you embraced your feminity, you would be at home with your aversion to violence of all forms. cool
You're still speaking Latin.

But then I think you want an argument with the feminazis of this section, not moi.
FamilyRe: Ladies ; How To Identify A Potential Molester by UjSizzle(f): 8:15pm On Nov 21, 2014
So if any guy is guilty of at least ONE charge, then he's a potential molester? shocked

And this:
For every penny he gives you, he indirectly expects girl to pay back in kind
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 7:58pm On Nov 21, 2014
Nonso23:
Rev King was a killer.
I am a PRAYER WARRIOR!
angry
Sure that's was King said too wink


"You can own the earth and still, all you'll own is earth until you can paint with all the colors of the wind"

@siggy. Love this song
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 7:49pm On Nov 21, 2014
crackhaus:
Due to the nature of this thread, I'm guessing you're still in the spirit of game-play.
You'd be wrong sad
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 6:40pm On Nov 21, 2014
Nonso23:
ermmm... Well... You know... These things are spiritual cheesy you know i can't be talking about them in public. The people of the world will not understand. grin
Of course. The world doesn't understand spiritual matters grin


Rev King things tongue
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 6:39pm On Nov 21, 2014
crackhaus:
Lmao...you don vex?
What do you think?
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 5:50pm On Nov 21, 2014
Nonso23:
You are up to date with recent religious standards o! cheesy
Olive oils are now scented so that they can be used as body creams to ward off evil spirits. I use it a lot o and it's very effective! grin

Which rubber? You mean rubber buckets for holy water huh
I bet you massage it into their skin yourself hmm? grin
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 5:38pm On Nov 21, 2014
crackhaus:
I'm that way by default, unfortunately the streets ain't no place for that sort of thing... tongue
By default? And I was feeling special mtcheeew
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 5:33pm On Nov 21, 2014
Nonso23:
Say the truth and shame the devil. grin
Casio scientific calculator no fit calculate the number of your sweetie Husbys! cheesy

A whole monk of global repute like me! angry
If you see me with women i'm just praying for their well being. It's part of our duties
grin grin
Yeah you pray for their well being with scented oils and rubber grin
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 5:23pm On Nov 21, 2014
jaybee3:
[img]http://i.cdn.talentegg.ca/incubator/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/When-you-dont-know-when-to-start-talking.gif[/img]
Booboo you know me. Don't listen to these people, please cry

Obi'm biko nu
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 5:21pm On Nov 21, 2014
Nonso23:
you no know? shocked

I know at least 10 of her husbands and those 10 know another 10 each and those other 10 know another 10 each.
Na there i stop to dey count as i treasure my brain megabytes.
grin grin grin
Why the untruths na? sad Is it because I said you have multiple women on the other thread?
cry
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 5:20pm On Nov 21, 2014
Tashamania:
smiley

I have a question tho embarassed

Are you polyandrous in nature huh
Nope.

Wait, what section is this again? undecided cheesy
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 5:09pm On Nov 21, 2014
Nonso23:
oh! grin
#team It'sInTheDNA! cheesy

The objective na to win na. Although I agree sha. Sometimes you need to live in the moment. smiley
Anyhooo, make i manage sidelines this time, there will be a next hopefully. grin grin
Amen. Okay then smiley
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 5:08pm On Nov 21, 2014
crackhaus:
I could never hurt you, even to save my own life kiss
cry You can be sweet when you feel like it.
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 5:02pm On Nov 21, 2014
Tashamania:
Okay, maam undecided
There now. Smile for me smiley
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 4:59pm On Nov 21, 2014
....Jaybee3 shocked
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 4:58pm On Nov 21, 2014
Nonso23:
A whole mua!
Good Troll! grin
Hinhinhinhinhin grin

Anyway i'll stick around and observe this time.
Before war, observe and analyse the fighting terrain. grin
Lol yeah troll. The whole DNA thing? grin


You're not fighting biko. In play you just jump in and let the world fall away smiley Who cares what direction the water comes from, when you get to have fun in it?
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 4:55pm On Nov 21, 2014
Tashamania:
Haba naa undecided undecided
Its not what you think maam embarassed






[s]which kain partner jaybee don get for himself so?[/s] undecided
Oh it's definitely what I think.

And leave my booboo out of this grin
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 4:44pm On Nov 21, 2014
Tashamania:
grin

I'm sorry maam, no contacts were exchanged. It was a harmless seductive smile grin grin
Great! Now he's flirting back. I give up!
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 4:39pm On Nov 21, 2014
crackhaus:
Why won't I sneeze when I'm positioned as number 3 on your hierarchy? tongue
And Tashamania is courteous because she smiled at you 'seductively'?
Is this how you'll be breaking my heart if you were no 1 on my list? angry sad
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 4:34pm On Nov 21, 2014
Nonso23:
Read. Digested.
I sure say i go lose. grin grin
Sidelines better for this case.
Bleh. You're such a good troll, and it's supposed to be fun smiley
RomanceRe: Girls, Hoes And Tattoos! by UjSizzle(f): 4:31pm On Nov 21, 2014
Nonso23:
Gamblers lose money as opposed to health risks involved with tattooing.
That is careless to me.
It's not like any long-term health risks are known yet undecided And the coloring used are all approved for use as cosmetics (although it's unknown if they are harmful when used underneath the dermis).

So basically we are talking needle here and the risks can be reduced.
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 4:11pm On Nov 21, 2014
Tashamania:
Sorry sir, hope you are fine *hands him a clean handkerchief* smiley

You are welcome to forum Games..

Kindly go to page 1 and read through, if you have further questions, just ask me but if you have none, please do well to mention the moniker of the person you wanna play with...
*smiles at him seductively*

You are welcome, once again smiley
*smiles sweetly*
Have I told you how long ny talons are?
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 4:10pm On Nov 21, 2014
jaybee3:
Announcement

I'm taken y'all

Let's do this Uju sexy/sweetie/lovey/darling/pie/ (abeg make una help me add more)
*dreamy sigh* kiss kiss
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 4:09pm On Nov 21, 2014
Nonso23:
*ehem!!*
crackhaus:
*Sneeze*
Wetin dey happen hia?
Sheesh why are you two sneezing? sad

Read page 1 anyway smiley
RomanceRe: Girls, Hoes And Tattoos! by UjSizzle(f): 4:05pm On Nov 21, 2014
Nonso23:
Yes. Careless. Just like an alcoholic or a smoker is careless.
Skin irritation is the mildest side effect of a bad tattoo.
And no, at least not in Nigeria can someone say authoritatively that their skin will respond favorably to tattoos. The body is not predictable.
It all boils down to a dangerous gamble.
Some people smoke ciggarettes for decades and live long and healthy, others maybe a couple of years and cirrhosis sets in. It is all a gamble.
I regard gamblers as careless.

Drugs and tattoos are on different routes.
One is recommended, the other tolerated.
You can hardly call it being careless if said gamblers consider their possible loss as immaterial.
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 3:56pm On Nov 21, 2014
jaybee3:
Can you see how her mind isn't really into me?

Choi choi choi

I DO!
Lmao!! grin
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 3:55pm On Nov 21, 2014
jaybee3:
I need some excitement abegi so shake something else biko tongue tongue
I'll 'dance' for you if you play wink
Forum GamesRe: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by UjSizzle(f): 3:53pm On Nov 21, 2014
Tashamania:
yaayyy..

jaybee3, howfar na? wink
If Jaybee3 won't shake body, you can ask Nonso23 or Crackhaus if they'll play tongue

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