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Romance › Re: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by UjSizzle(f): 8:58pm On Dec 29, 2013
You guys are missing the point of the thread.
OP what's hilarious about a PM from a guy complimenting your looks and wanting to be your friendhuh undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 8:29pm On Dec 29, 2013
Hi guys smiley


Muskeeto, I picked having you here in person for the new year kiss

Hi Francis Tony, ARG, ATMC, Anonimus, Mintayo, Reyginus, Yetseyi, VickyO, Texanomaly, HBG, Dagr8, etc. smiley
Nairaland General › Re: Top 7 Most Creative Ads by UjSizzle(f): 4:39pm On Dec 29, 2013
5, awesome!! cheesy
4, beautiful smiley
3, very creative grin
2, lol reminds me of nokia and apple tongue



Where's one?
Romance › Re: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by UjSizzle(f): 2:42pm On Dec 29, 2013
xynerise: Was that a lie? huh. Its not polite to sound straight so we had to bend words tongue
Right.

I quite agree with some of what's written though, esp the 'hot' bit. I dislike being called sexy and hot, makes me feel like i've been undressed in someone's mind already tongue

But the 'do you have a bf?' bit can't be true for everybody. I'm good at picking hidden metaphors, double entendres, and judging statements made by facial expressions...offensive statements couldn't possibly pass by me grin

But OP try sha, make hin no just use this thread cut gehls mind finish, or all dem niggahs go find punny tire next year tongue
Romance › Re: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by UjSizzle(f): 2:21pm On Dec 29, 2013
xynerise: Our words are cool grin


''Last night was great''means Lets do it again(Another round)
You too? sad


Where's DailyNews and Jay bee?


Everyday you find one more reason to dislike guys. I can't stand liars.
Events › Re: Where Will You Be On 31st Dec,2013/Jan.1,2014? by UjSizzle(f): 12:08pm On Dec 29, 2013
Working and afterwards sleeping the day's stress off.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 4:32pm On Dec 28, 2013
dagr8: hope nothing is wrong...u are scarce around here...didnt sight u at all on Christmas...i kuku will not ask u for more dan one meat grin
My battery was running low on the 25th sad

One meat? Come take a bucket cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: Your Favorite TV Series From The 90's by UjSizzle(f): 4:30pm On Dec 28, 2013
[quote author=y-fo]seems watching american movies has blessed u with their witty comebacks bah angry cheesy[/quote]Don't frown so much, wrinkles are real smiley
Romance › Re: Things Smart, Single Men Look For In A Woman by UjSizzle(f): 4:29pm On Dec 28, 2013
sweetestguy: is it wat I'm tinkin?
I'm not psychic smiley
Romance › Re: Things Smart, Single Men Look For In A Woman by UjSizzle(f): 12:24pm On Dec 28, 2013
sweetestguy: I understand,,bt I'm asking wat dat "other thing"it represnts IS?
kikikiki abeg let your imagination run wild grin
TV/Movies › Re: Your Favorite TV Series From The 90's by UjSizzle(f): 9:42am On Dec 28, 2013
[quote author=y-fo]*clears throat...oya pick wedding date shap shap angry



#on another note....adds her to his crush list[/quote]29th Feb 2014 wink
Romance › Re: 6 Things Women Notice In Men Right Away by UjSizzle(f): 9:38am On Dec 28, 2013
all4naija: Sorry! I didn't mean any harm. I mean to point to the picture pattern in your profile. I can only give you a hug, if possible, for my apologies!
Accepted smiley
kiss
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 9:37am On Dec 28, 2013
An0nimus: I missedembarassed.…I'm great though. How's your section treating you? looks kinda peaceful.
It is peaceful smiley
Hope you've been good
Romance › Re: Letter To A Nairalander I Have A Crush On ♡♥♡♥ by UjSizzle(f): 9:34am On Dec 28, 2013
xynerise: Come on sweetheart, you have Barbecue all over you grin
shocked Did you just insult my weight? cry



angry I am fat and beautiful! Don't mock me angry
Romance › Re: Things Smart, Single Men Look For In A Woman by UjSizzle(f): 9:13pm On Dec 27, 2013
sweetestguy: hw do u mean
Sigh..

Figurative as in Metaphor, as in they represent something other than suya and onions.
Romance › Re: Letter To A Nairalander I Have A Crush On ♡♥♡♥ by UjSizzle(f): 8:36pm On Dec 27, 2013
xynerise: ouch! angry

Winsh!
*stirs the fire*
Xynerise dear, can i have another chunk? Bingo would like a barbecue cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: Your Favorite TV Series From The 90's by UjSizzle(f): 8:32pm On Dec 27, 2013
[quote author=y-fo]@ the last, hope u still watch anime and if you do....what's the bride-price in your town, I dey come with my family sharpardly angry wink[/quote]Lol i still do anime grin
Romance › Re: Letter To A Nairalander I Have A Crush On ♡♥♡♥ by UjSizzle(f): 6:50pm On Dec 27, 2013
xynerise: tongue. I am still waiting for the bite
shocked
Skydeep!!!

*cuts a chunk of his left bum with a knife and feeds it to bingo*
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 6:48pm On Dec 27, 2013
FrancisTony: embarassed Hi!!
Hi! cheesy Welcome.
How has your day been?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 6:46pm On Dec 27, 2013
Mintayo: Hello,are u guys saying d airtel thingy for non-bb is still working?
Fully functional smiley
Romance › Re: Things Smart, Single Men Look For In A Woman by UjSizzle(f): 6:44pm On Dec 27, 2013
Monstertrucks: sunshine, be nice. smiley
embarassed grin
Romance › Re: Things Smart, Single Men Look For In A Woman by UjSizzle(f): 6:39pm On Dec 27, 2013
tellwisdom: I lie?? angry huh
Don't worry, one day you'll make bread cry
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 6:26pm On Dec 27, 2013
idnoble135: Hi Miss. Been a while i read your posts. You good?
I'm good smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 6:25pm On Dec 27, 2013
Reyginus: Lol. Wrong smiley. I meant this kiss
oh smiley kiss
Romance › Re: My Girl Is Getting Married To Another Man Next Year,wht Should I Do. by UjSizzle(f): 6:19pm On Dec 27, 2013
1. She is not your girl

2. Even lf she were your girl, she's ready to settle down and you aren't. So unless you want to marry her NOW, i don't see what the problem is.

3.Wish her well, keep being her friend if she wants it, and move on.
Life's too short to let your emotions rule you.
Crime › Re: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by UjSizzle(f): 6:12pm On Dec 27, 2013
Thank God for your life. I think they're just fraudsters though...that's their MO. But, if you factor in the bus, i guess they could be ritualists undecided

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