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Nomski0: Try making your money sister. So you'll both be able to eat suya and not bother about the onions.

You could even buy each other islands.

jay bee: you're also into feisty women

blood of jesus

annawhite: be careful bros
Hate peeps fuming up in my business and talking trash

You eat goat meat,do u act like one or better still do u treat ur girlfriend like a cow ?

Sagamite: This is an incomplete list in the modern world for a man with his brain on alert.

Add:

6. Attraction at first few contacts

Never be a woman's fall back option. If she was not game on you the first few times you first contacted, she is not the one for you. You are free to bone her sha. If a woman is not eager to initiate calling/texting you within the first few meetings and you are doing all the initiation, she is a hit and run candidate.


7. Madly in love with him

Never be a modern day "real man" mugu that end up with a woman that loves him because of the way he loves her. Only commit to a woman that has strong attraction to you, one who just has a spark for you that she can't control. Not one you had to chase while she drags you on the floor.

https://www.nairaland.com/1017330/im-not-sure-need-boyfriend/4#11827900

Uyi Iredia: Beauty, Brains and Boldness is all I require.

tellwisdom: The only thing Nigerian women want is a fine pocket...simple

RedBenson: You mean you all have suffered it before? No wonder your BFs were compalining of itching every now and then.

Baybe: I've seen her pinshure and her weight is perfect

xynerise: Control your weight


Start eating from my butt

Reyginus:

striktlymi:

An0nimus: Account No 10. You have any idea how fast glo bolt is? compared to Airtel at least.

An0nimus: lol Call me JJC or anything but I'm just noticing this>>>

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Baybe: Your siggy though

Reyginus: Thanks uj. it worked.

all4naija: What is with your werewolf-like picture? Lol!

Popowaa: when u did u become a tech guru and an intelligent dude