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Your ex still stringing you along hun?

Goos morning everyone.



Where's my boo Muskeeto na?

experimentist: laiye-laiye

I can't even go back there, abeg remove it!

Do you always cry this much? You should know Cara doesn't dig crybabies

Its Jonathan: are u trying to get my attention honey.

You've been noticed.

xynerise: Act like a gentleman and ignore him. See as u dey fall ur hand in front of Caracta. Quit the ''nzuzu'' attitude and let the spirit of ''Iberibelism'' depart from you

lmao Uncle Xylophone pity the young man.





Cataract, your subscription don expire

experimentist: Sango thunderbolt fire you!

That's disappointing. I was really hoping you'd ignore that

experimentist: yeeeee


Yo profile pics na die oh! Hope that's not you

Did you take a second look?

experimentist: make una no vex na

Shebi even God sef dey forgive? Give me one more chance..

Oya na. Your time starts now

Caracta: Lol @ evil twin.

That's my girl! He failed your questions, right?

He wasn't even close to the answer




Seriously, if her father asks you this question, you'd sing him a frigging song? 'Borrow' another man's lines to whisk away his little sheep()
Damn!

Newkidoo: Now I c where you are going to!! You are not ready to give out caracta yet..
Don't pump shoulders for us here!! We are not even giving out experimentist anymore..
experimentist, don't worry we will find another girl for.. will u manage lynpetra or Martha or Selenaqueen

lol i'm the evil twin, being contrary and mean is my nature

Wrong Wrong Wrong. Share Equally.

I'll dissect your responses shortly.






But feel free to keeo trying

You guys aren't ready to get married, that I can see

This will gradually evolve into a lesson. Grab your pad boys

experimentist: @Sizzle


I dedicate dis song to her: 3T_Anything

"Anything"
I'll give you love
The things you want
I would do anything for you
I would do anything for you
I would do anything, girl, anything for you
Sitting at home another lonely night
Wish you were here so I could hold you tight
Pain in my heart
Because I'm all alone
Why did you leave
Why did your love have to go
When I would do anything for you, I would
Thinking of ways
That I can win your heart
But, I'm so confused
I don't know where to start
Visions of love
Forever in my mind
I wait for the day when
I can say that girl's mine
'Cause I would do anything for you, yes I would
I'll give you love
The things you want
Baby, there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do
I would do anything for you
I would do anything for you
I would do anything, girl, anything for you
So what can I do to prove I need your love
What will it take
Because I won't give up
Open your heart and let your feelings show
'Cause deep down inside my heart just won't let
you go
Girl, I would do anything for you, yes I would
I'll give you love
The things you want
Baby, there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do
I would do anything for you
I would do anything for you
I would do anything, girl, anything for you
So, if there ever comes a time..........etc

You know wetin 'anything' mean na, Naija version

Such beautiful nothing
It's why so many men always hook the wrong girl.

Abu Mikey:

Tha hell!


Please, just allow Caracta to tell us what she needs, You not helping matters oo, experimentist is about committing suicide because of Caracta

Saying you'll do whatever she wants/needs isn't remotely feasible.

Lemme help, when you meet the woman of your dreams, the one person you want to spend the rest of your life with, what is the one thing you know as long as is your power you will do for her?

Best wishes Loretta, you look radiant

Newkidoo: As his best man, we are ready to offer anything, u name ur price

Wrong answer!


Try again

Hi ya Greeting acknowledged.


*Pulls out pen and note pad*

So you like Cara eh? Tell me, what have you got to offer her?

Think carefully before you answer

Caracta: Where is uj-sizzle when you need her?

I've been trying to stop myself from falling asleep on my desk

Abu Mikey:

Okay, PM uj_sizzle first!
She Ca-ca real friend, so that she go give you better scope


Me, I wan be best Man oo
Uj_sizzle go do best woman Chief bride's maid

Lost cause

Monstertrucks: I want to phuck that girl with two vagina!

A guy could prolly get a hardon from just imagining it

2 Ginas
The three legged man looks cool though

The baby with two faces...2nd face looks like a halloween mask Hope the operation goes well

Frawzey: Welp, I do. But I've never bought one online - why I am here.



Yeah. Some do.

Go pluck for village na