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[quote author=190-the-clown]Smh

Not mi she's fallin 4 acid dude
Am long gone [/quote]hmmm what happened to the colour?

tpia1: must every date lead to s.ex anyway.

just say its a booty call, not a date.

it may not necessarily be s.ex n it's certainly not a bootycall.

I have to lie on my belly when sleeping. Wonder what'll happen when eventually pregnant.

tunapawizzy: I DIP MY BREAD INSIDE TEA YEA I KNOW ITS RAZZ AND CRAZY AND ANNOYING BUT I CANT HELP IT, HELP ME

...and i need Jesus?

Never spend time with people who don't add value to you.

Never complain about things you're also guilty of committing.

In summary 'Romance' doesn't exist in their vocabulary.

[quote author=acidosis™]She won't be able to stand my appearance no matter how hard I try..[/quote]lemme see if i understand this....

You'll try to get her unattracted to you, to kill your attraction to her.
Am i right?

First off, if it's from your ex then it ain't anonymous.

Next, just tell her you want nothing to do with her; unless ofcourse you're concerned about her feelings.

J.D(Scrubs): guys tip your head to the right. Makes a better angle.

Please try not to swallow her face in your mouth biko.
If you're gonna give a love bite, make it gentle. No be meat you dey chop; you really don't wanna bruise her lips.
Try not to shove your tongue down her throat. You don't wanna choke her.

Omo so many naija guys no sabi kiss.

[quote author=acidosis™]I'll put on a 1980 made suit.. a google like that of Baba-sala and I'll hire a Bintu vehicle (1904 edition). That way she won't spend a minute with me (affection will fade in a sec). You know, 9ja girls love fancy things..[/quote]lol what happens to the attraction on your part? Is your bintu n 1900s coat 'sposed to turn u off too?

My dear if the dude refused to introduce her, you shoulda tactfully taught him manners na. Anyways the damage's already done, be a smart girl and go ask him who she was n why he didn't introduce you to her lastnyt. Shikena.

[quote author=acidosis™]Wetin be "date" self ?? Don't you have a STABLE MAN ??[/quote]assumption 4:
you're working towards making this person ur stable guy/girl.

[quote author=acidosis™]The best method is AVOID THE DATE. Nigerian girls: Do not go around eating pizzas, cow tail, crocodile belly because you think its AWOOF..
Wetin be "date" self ?? Don't you have a STABLE MAN ??[/quote]sharrap joor u n ur naija girls thing. Don't u understand English anymore? Abi u no get answer to give? Oya go back and read the post again; this time read EVERYTHING esp the assumptions properly and come back with an answer based on what you'll do as a guy in this situation, not as a girl.

Underlying assumptions:
1. This is a date you must honour.
2. Physical attraction exists.
3. There is every possibility that if the date gets a lil bit intimate, you could lose yourself in the pleasure.

So i coined this from the movie 'Act like a woman, think like a man'. If you haven't see it, Megan Good had a date with a really hot guy she didn't wanna have any intimacy with other than the usual kisses..so she decided to wear the 'grandma' bra(which wld be too embarrassing to have d guy see) on each date as her special 'fail safe' in case things started going to far.

Question:
if you found yourself on a hot date with a hot guy or girl as the case may be; and for reasons best known to you, you wanna avoid getting too intimate, what measures would you employ ( physically or mentally) as your special get-back-to-reality jolt, if your selfwill was begining to fail you?

P.S. No matter how extremely 'perfect' you think you are, plz give your replies based on the assumptions. Thank you .

Seems we have too many men with issues on this site. Has it occurred to any of you that sometimes the men are actually the reason for breakups n divorces not just the women? Or is it really so much of a man's world that you'd rather assume the woman's always at fault? Smh

Naija girls: if you wanna be treated like queens, don't dress like s.luts or hangout with thugs.

Naija guys: if you don't wanna be treated like ATMs start thinking with the head attached to your neck and not the one attached between your legs. A woman's got you by the balls the moment she realises you think with your balls.

'Dominant' reminds me of Lions n wolves.
Don't mind having a man take the lead, but if he thinks he's gonna dominate then he's got something else coming.

I bite my nails when nervous and did a pretty good job of filing it smooth with my teeth; don't fix artificial nails but i started using nail polish to correct this attitude. Now i really don't remember to bite it anymore. Thank God.

I twist my hair everytime am reading. Can't help it. And if my hair's braided and someone's beside me I'll twist theirs'. Most times tho i loosen a braid just to afford myself the comfort.

I eat my meat after am done eating, and ff i dnt finish my food i leave a portion of the meat for whoever's gonna eat it(dads rule).

Spit in the sink whenever i use the tap, for no apparent reason.

Don't walk around barefooted on anything that ain't rug.

Still hate wet slippers.

Rub my cream from my feet upwards.

Scrub my belly first while bathing.

Lick my toothpaste before brushing my teeth .

NEVER miss my cartoons.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Hahaha, dear, whoever made you have these impressions must be flogged. I think from the bolded above, i understand your defence mantra; context-wise. Speaking for the black-women is good but not using a general tag; the Nigerian men, that's wrong! The 190 you mentioned is a clown that speaks from past pains and i'm one of those that thinks he's just been silly with his Nigerian girls comment. I know this post is your opinion, i'd advise you not to live with it. Nigerian men are better in ways than your supposed claims. I'm so against you on this.[/quote]stop acting like you don't see half the posts on naija girls that aren't from 190 n none of them actually specifies 'some nigerian girls', so why's she wrong in putting hers this way?
Maybe y'all ain't guilty, but if nobody's calling them on their error you should just leave her alone!

Bwahahahahahahaha damn!
I honestly can't believe people are crying over this. Upon the babe just dey air her own opinion eh..see how una dey para.

All those guys that say crazy stuffs about naija girls does it also mean a girl's trampled on their piss poor hearts? Even the girls ain't bashing ur heads in like this.

Humour doesn't exist on NL when you're taking the piss. Noted

You've all made good points, but lets go a bit global where the westerners n Europeans haven't got the African we-must-get-married mentality.

Ok in Africa it's quite uncommon to see couples have kids out of wedlock, so most ladies get desperate to get that ring on their fingers and the men are constantly pushed by family members to get married.
But in the western world we observe a lot of people live this way, and when asked why they aren't making their union official, you hear reasons like 'we don't want the problems involved in marriage' even though they practically live as husband and wife! Many of them are blissfully happy being together and raising children. Then we take a look at the divorced couples; i mean nobody really forced them to get married, some of them dated as long as 8 o 10yrs before they finally decided to get hitched n afterward divorce in less than 2 to 3yrs with stupid reasons like 'we weren't right for eachother'.

Some people say marriage is like goin into prison, or an eternal bondage; the more you're in, the more you wanna get out.
There's a law binding you together; the more you think of it, the more you're tempted to break it (the law begotten sin).
More like a case of wanting the forbidden fruit . Isn't that psychological??

nass07: Pls where do I come in? I never marry o

Lol neither have I. Just give your input from observation .

Awww i almost cried .

Shouldn't this be in the religion section, abi u want all the romance section sinners to repent?

OP no mind them joor. The first point already summarized it- it's just their ego speaking. Badly bruised ego