uj_sizzle: Bravely killed a big rat!

That has been disallowed. Come back when you kill a snake

Kudos, what more can I expect from you, Brave woman of the year

uj_sizzle: Bravely killed a big rat!

dont8: Kudos, what more can I expect from you, Brave woman of the year

yeah right

Huh Mynd, you makes me laugh in Swahili.

Don't you know it's not a news if a father slaps a son, but becomes a news when the son slaps the father?

Mynd_44:
That has been disallowed. Come back when you kill a snake

Hmmm

Its late now, because no bush in my area, unless you wants me to kill the Snake in a Zoo!

Mynd_44:
Try killing one and then looking it up

dont8: Its late now, because no bush in my area, unless you wants me to kill the Snake in a Zoo!

If you do that, you are disturbing yourself. It ain't a wild animal anymore

shurrup badu belle bwoi

Mynd_44:
yeah right

dont8: Kudos, what more can I expect from you, Brave woman of the year

Mehn it wasn't easy. Had to employ all my martial art skills with a full combo just to kill it. Glad i came out victorious, with it's tooth as a trophy

uj_sizzle:

Mehn it wasn't easy. Had to employ all my martial art skills with a full combo just to kill it. Glad i came out victorious, with it's tooth as a trophy

Smh

Best kill ever, was at home holding a stick with one end sharpened when i noticed a big rat from the corner of my eyes, i judged the speed of the rat and determined where it would show up again, i just threw the stick[Jackie chan style ], my ideal was just to scare it o, but to my greatest surprise, the stick speared the rat , mehn i was like WOW . apart from that, i've killed a snake, a mad dog[maybe ], and since someone mentioned it, plenty cockroaches, and hundreds of ants

does a cockroach count?

I killed one heavy mosquito yesterday

KILLED MOSQUITOE...............DAT ONE WAS WILD

Yea.... Snakes.

I've killed 417 armed robbers

They were dangerous and they were animals

yes i killed a gabbon viper.....vry dangerous snake. gosh i still av goose bumps

190-the-clown:
I've killed 417 armed robbers

They were dangerous and they were animals

you mean chickens

My dad taught me and my siblings how to hunt. When I was growing up we used to go on a hunting trip atleast once a month. I've killed deers, elks, ducks, and antelopes. I really want to kill a bear and moose, but I havent gone hunting in years...

Have killed a rotweller dog who was aiming @ my leg, i gave it bruce lee style A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ later used firewood on him/her, i felt fufilled, cos dat dog terrorise my area...

Murderers!
Inside must be shallow,
how does it feel to take the life of another.

Murderers!
Blood is on your shoulders,
Kill I today, you cannot kill I tomorrow.

NIGERIAN RATS HAS A REPUTATION FOR DISFIGURING PEOPLE'S CERTIFICATE ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR KITCHEN IS TOO CLEAN AND THERE ARE NO CRUMBS LEFT FOR THEM TO EAT...THEY GO MAD ON YOUR CERT. TO GET BACK AT YOU, SO FOLKS, SHOW SOME LOVE FOR THESE GUYS ON THE LOWER SIDE OF THE FOOD CHAIN....LOL.

ItsModella: I've killed many rats. If you know Nigerian rats well, you'd know that they are wild and very dangerous.

cheddarking: I shot at a wild animal last year...Unfortunatey I missed when it quickly ran off into the bush..

...My ex was always very fast

Cheddar my niggar!
Some people don't disappoint!

i have strangled a mosquito before with my bare hands and i did it alone

Snakes all the time in my area

Back in those days in Makurdi,i used to go hunting with my rifle.I looked forward to every friday,so rather than join other officers at the mess,i would go hunting with a fellow soldier and go on our expedition .Of course it was fun. Mostly we killed snakes(pythons, cobras though rarely and boas),squirrels, pangolins,monkeys,deers.Only once did we manage to kill a young buffalo. Then our passion wasn't in the kill but in how much fun we have marauding in the jungle,most times we give out some of our kills to local palmwine tappers etc. Nowadays I do my hunting from my windows,rifle loaded in hand with my gaze on the street and environ. The wild(est) animal is MAN!

masterpiecer: i have strangled a mosquito before with my bare hands and i did it alone

I thought it was your neighbour that helped you to hold its two legs

Truckpusher: NIGERIAN RATS HAS A REPUTATION FOR DISFIGURING PEOPLE'S CERTIFICATE ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR KITCHEN IS TOO CLEAN AND THERE ARE NO CRUMBS LEFT FOR THEM TO EAT...THEY GO MAD ON YOUR CERT. TO GET BACK AT YOU, SO FOLKS, SHOW SOME LOVE FOR THESE GUYS ON THE LOWER SIDE OF THE FOOD CHAIN....LOL.

LMAO

yuzedo:

Cheddar my niggar!
Some people don't disappoint!

Yuzedo what it do?