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naptu2:
Dam to Naughty Lady.

Nairaland's word censor!

Omg I didn't even notice that!

Rextayne:
They ain't working.

That's because Seun's filters' messing up the link.

Copy the link in your browser and change "Dam" to "B.i.t.c.h" without the stops in-between.

ycmdng:
Lumia 930 for sale - #55k and Lumia 730 with window 10 OS - #30k flat rate. Holla me on 08061191767 Lagos preferably.

Feraz!!!

chalantmike:
shes the dudes mother andres mother, seems theres a history of mental illness, and also accounts for his lack of musical talent.

I get that. But how does it relate to Lucious hating/not hating Andre?

Abeg remove teaching from that list. We need to get rid of people who aren't trained educators out of our schools. Frustrated individuals (from the labour market) breed frustrated students. We can't go on like this.

Guy! I dey greet o Fellow TMNT fan with a Mikey craze
Booyakasha



Ehen lemme go read your stuff.

Aite it's October. When should we expect Win10 on our devices?

In Africa we celebrate our women however they come-- fat, slim, tall, short, petite, grande... Beauty comes in different packages.

Confront him. Lace your question with a healthy dose of humour and you can't possibly go wrong.

Beautiful gown. But I'll never understand how some women feel comfortable with half their breast exposed.

GodblessNig247:
Women love sweet things they are not afraid of diabetes

We're immune to diabetes

The woman is fiiiine! The message is hilarious and sweet

Happy birthday

Don't worry, God can see you

People don't approve because they KNOW their friends, and they want the best for their siblings.

And yes, I can let my best friend date/marry my sister

Truckpusher:
Peeps like me want it all in one package .

Lol you can have it all na. God still gives complete packages to people

I'm still trying to understand why the OP thinks the educated, beautiful girl is ill-mannered. When did cleaning up after a slob () become the new parameter? And why does he think the Angel of Chores is a contender for his ring?

If the niqqah wants a house help he can hire one na. It's better one doesn't use this domestic thing as a yardstick for wife-ing a woman. If you want to judge how homely she is, pay a surprise visit to her home. If she treats her home right then be assured she will do the same with yours.

Do you want a domestic wife or a help mate?
It all depends on what you're looking for.

Skateboard:
Lol... Well... For Anichebe being a big fan of the famous TV series like we all do couldn't believe Lord Snow turned down his (only) chance to have a picture with him. Not like he's crying Hehe, he's just hurt one of his favourite characters in the series turned him down. I'm very sure you wouldn't pass down the opportunity to have a picture with Snow if you had one.

Pass wetin? If he lets me I will give him a hug, kiss his cheek, and run my fingers through that glorious hair of his

The picture can come after

Still trying to make sense of the Kelly scene

RealAdewole:
my L520

Are you using 2 devices?
I love the first picture

Skateboard:
Anichebe ran into Snow in a hotel, his life would never be on hold by taking some seconds just to pose a shot with him. Would Snow reject such a request from players like Messi, Ronaldo, Beckham etc.?....Nah. Its just that Anichebe aint that famous

Well, so Anichebe should deal with it. Why must people cry when celebrities ignore them, and call them 'humble' and 'heroes' when they don't?

pickabeau1:
U fail to see the implication of racism

Ok I'm listening. School me...

pickabeau1:
Still smells racist to me

Anything white-black is racist. Make una rest joorh

Elxandre:
Lumia 950 & 950xl is said to be next.

950xl? Hah! So we're looking at a 6in phone again

Abeg leave my Jon Snow, I like him still!

If the man says no pictures you gerrout. Abi to snap pishure na by force? If every celeb had to pause for a picture, autograph, respond to a hello, follow back on IG/Twitter and even blow a kiss at a fan's request, their frigging lives will be on hold!!

Time ain't waiting for nobody, man. If celebrities understand that, I don't know why fanboys/girls won't. They ain't living for ya. And the only reason you love them so is coz they work hard to make their characters likeable.

So niqqah ranting on twitter abeg drift!

Nope. You want that phone, you better be ready to work for it.

It's the same thing I tell my sister now: You're not entitled to make demands for very expensive items until you understand what it means to work your buttt off for the things you need.

Niqqaz and their sense of entitlement.

Feraz:
So which Lumia did Ujsizzle get this time around?

L930


New devices will be announced next week from MS. I know there'll likely be a 940 on that list-- would like to know what else to expect.


Feraz how are you?

Diamondqueen, from your NL history you are yet to gain admission into a university.
You need to calm down and pay attention to what's important now. Get yourself secured academically, get through your 1st year in the university, and when you've found your rhythm, you can date.

I'm saying this from a purely feminine perspective. Once you get emotions involved in your life at this stage, there's no saying when you'll get out of it. And women do have a way of loving without restrictions (even when they don't mean to.)

Boys aren't running away, neither is your life. You'll do what you need to do and then you'll get over to whatever your friends are doing too.

If you can hold on for a while I promise you won't regret it.

Good luck with your life.

Emeka Bus

Mike beauty pageant

Sandra fine gehl

Chika hustler



Only if they're multiple people with the same name on my device.

But One shirt one trouser... Loooool that's evil

Ekpees:
Please which is the best browser for Lumia 535 that doesn't consume data like the built in internet explorer thanks.

Download UC browser and activate speed mode.

I hope the new Edge browser on Win10 performs better than the Explorer.

Caesar, thank you You've been of tremendous help.

Lol I love the delivery

But needing a bigger/smaller screen is a valid reason to get a new smart phone. Also better browsing experience-- have you tried using a 512ram device and didn't die of frustration waiting for your active tabs to 'load'? Annoying as hell I tell ya.

"I will never leave you nor forsake you."

I think the reason is obvious.