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Smh guys eh. For women you claim ain't worth much, you sure spend a lot of time trying to decipher and name them fall for you


This is a full-time job.

adexsimply:
Orphan Black

That's a series?

Isn't there a Nokia C1 running Java already in existence

Anyway anything 'rumoured' isn't even worth my time. I'll wait till it's confirmed.

underGodscare:
Her intention is to show you she has won the prize (the man). Going will make you unhappy if you are still single. Besides, she may later accuse you of being the witch who gave her a wicked wedding gift if you go there. What if she poisons you? Don't you know some wives are suspicious and resentful of their men's exes?

Simply post a Happy Married Life on their Facebook walls and move on with your life.

Wow! Aren't you a ray of sunshine

This one's simple.
He doesn't want you there = don't go.

Call before the wedding and apologise for your inability to attend. Wish them all the best and just steer clear of those two.
That your ex isn't comfortable with your presence is reason enough to decline an invitation. Who the heck is his wife? She doesn't count here whatever her intentions may be.

jumanche:
Actually, my boyfriend is a very good man. He is very down to earth and respectful. He will never ever punch me. He helps around the house, he cooks for himself and even helps do my hair. He is perfect. Its just sad that he has this addiction. Please do not insult him.

This is the reason why I am confused about the smoking because that's his only flaw. Its a really bad flaw but he's a very good man and i wish I could help him.

You're a sweet girl

In addition to what CaptPlanet suggested, you can search for useful tips on the internet preferably from chronic smokers who have successfully quit. It's going to be difficult honey, but it's possible to make him stop if he's cooperative.

Still for the sake of your health, don't stay in the same environment with him once he pulls out a stick. It's important he doesn't smoke around you.

"Social smoker" lol I wonder what he calls an addict then.

Class struggle

Go subtle. Start with a hello when you see her everyday and don't go "madam good morning" that stuff is shiiit. You greet her like you would if you were a colleague sitting behind a desk with her.

Stop seeing yourself as "just a security guy." Dude you ain't got no dignity if that's all you see in your labour. You've got to take pride in what you do. You're friggin' keeping all those niqquahs in there safe from some psycho out there. Why can't you see that

Study her. Some people are into the class shiit (can't blame them though) and some don't mind. Find out where she where she falls-- you can achieve this by seeing how she responds to your greeting.

And please have some sense. I don't know of any female that likes men who are all over her. Be calm. Responsible. Cool.

Make her love you and she ain't going nowhere (until you hurt her.)

Patience and Gratitude are the wonder drugs for every ill. I believe if we give ourselves time (something we do well giving to others) things will eventually get better-- or perhaps our perspectives will change for the better.

Inspiring topic OP


Lalasticlala this is FP and good Monday morning material.

Lordtosan, but I am going to the national assembly

Caracta:
He has not closed this thread? Now that's a "wow"

You had to say it

Mynd44:
I have been to the Clinix center at Ikupeju....Those guya have some real good tech there. This might just be as good or better

Better than MeCure?

joseph1832:
Avengers made people see Scarlett Johanssen as mega sexy. Any day any time, I'll take Jessica Alba over her.

Avengers what? ScarJo has been super sexy before the Marvel universe. I remember the first time I took note of her, it was movie with Bradley Cooper (he was cheating on his wife with her? Don't recall the name.) I kept thinking this woman is mega hot!

Alba is cool though. She's fine if you like your women looking school girl sexy.

Seun:
If I respect that, I'll also have to respect Kim Kardashian. No way! (though her company also sells products for taking care of babies, but...)

Okay, so you don't just want a smart, hot woman, you want one with morality (at least in the eyes of the media.)

What? Some people fancy ScarJo smart and mega hot

magaux:
I thought so too, i blv he shld be d 3rd winner bc dat no9 appeared twice.

Emeka Ike won the celebrity edition (forgotten what it was called.) The third winner was Hector.

Dennis my boy. Troublemaker that screamed for help like a girl

Where's Hector from Gus 3? That guy fine die!

But truly after GUS 1-4 every edition after was just a watered down version of the real thing. After GUS 7, it just became a TV version of NYSC camp Make Gulder go siddon joorh.

MrBasketball:
Can that hug later become physical too?

If you're a good boy.

jaybee3:

Stop textshopping

BuddhaPalm:
Go shorty, it's yuh birthday...

HBD my good friend.

You really must have a great fondness for big cocks.
Hope you get to enjoy some today.

Thanks!

If you mean Cockerels, yeah I fancy them big

MrBasketball:
Sorry for approach at the first place, never knew today is your birthday.

But that your comment is somehow ill.

How I wish I could give you a birthday hug.

It's ill? Or you think it to be because you fancy the OP a gold-digger?

Apology accepted.

Lol you can imagine giving me a hug

Epaul:
happy birthday uju.

Thanks Paul

How delightful
Well, we can expect to be 'lost' in episodes 5 and 6 then.

Seun:
Natalie Portman would be far more interesting. She is very smart for an actress; she suspended her acting career for a Harvard degree. Jessica Alba is an entrepreneur, technically, but her choice of business - cosmetics - is really not inspiring to me at all. Decisions, decisions.

It is a profitable venture and requires no less a savvy business acumen to run (imagine the competition out there.)

How about Scarlett Johansson?

MrBasketball:
Well... UjSizzle happy birthday.

Thank you