Education › Re: The Entire Final Year Biochemistry Students Fail An Exam In #EKSU by Uka15(m): 7:19am On May 24, 2019 |
Same thing happened in my department. Sometimes it could be typo error, because that of my department was rectified. |
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Business › Re: Jumia Jforce Agent Or Area Captain Needed by Uka15(op): 9:03pm On May 11, 2019 |
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Family › Re: Sugabelly: Why A Child Should Take The Woman's Surname - Writer by Uka15(m): 9:01pm On May 11, 2019 |
All these Circumcised slay olosho queen don come again . |
Romance › Re: My Neighbor Has Been Acting Funny by Uka15(m): 7:46am On May 11, 2019 |
Yes, the govt is not trying, but we need to improve and work on Ourselves. How can a student not type coherently? |
Phones › Re: 30 million Nigerians have never seen a mobile phone – ATCON President, Teniola by Uka15(m): 6:54am On May 11, 2019 |
I no believe this one oh. |
Romance › Re: Should I Go Ahead And Marry Her? by Uka15(m): 7:45am On May 10, 2019 |
Lies. Your family doesnt want you to marry her, hence Conjuring whats not in existence to existence inorder to scare you away from marrying her.
Why not sit and discuss with your girlfriend your fears?. |
Politics › Re: What Workers Should Do To Those Refusing To Pay 30k Minimum Wage – Shehu Sani by Uka15(m): 5:34pm On May 09, 2019 |
Lifezhead: Are u sure u grabbed any thing Nop, abeg school me. |
Education › Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by Uka15(m): 10:30am On May 09, 2019 |
Me way dey always form sickness. If i don too lie with sickness, i go pour ink for leg form say i get home accident.
The greatest lie was telling my teacher , that my grandfather who died Centuries ago just died yesterday. |
Crime › Re: 20 Ghanaians Arrested For Beating A Police Officer To A Pulp (photos) by Uka15(m): 7:23pm On May 07, 2019 |
tidalstorm: make this boys come this country abeg We get police them dey call sars wey too dey mess up Their police no get power. |
Politics › Re: What Workers Should Do To Those Refusing To Pay 30k Minimum Wage – Shehu Sani by Uka15(m): 7:58pm On May 01, 2019 |
Lifezhead: The new minimum wage and the old minimum wage is the same thing? I wondered whether we have a labour Union in this country. Price of fuel was 87 naira and minimum wage was 18,000 naira. 18,000÷87=206.8965517 litres ( meaning the minimum wage can only buy 207 litres of fuel) 30,000÷145= 206.8965517 litres (meaning the minimum wage can only buy 207 litres of fuel), exactly the same amount even to the last decimal point. naija we hail thee Not iincreasing it, is it the best? To satisfy human being hard oh. |
Science/Technology › Re: WHO MAKDE U by Uka15(m): 6:46pm On Apr 14, 2019 |
Very educative. Most phones don't even last up to two years. |
Sports › Re: Become A Safepay Agent by Uka15(m): 5:41pm On Apr 13, 2019 |
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Sports › Re: Wayne Rooney Scores First Major League Soccer Hat-Trick (Photos, Video) by Uka15(m): 12:56pm On Mar 17, 2019 |
joshuaidibia: Ronaldo was playing for Manchester United in England where he had conquered by winning the UEFA champions league and a set of other trophies and individual awards.
Few months later when the English Premier League was becoming boring to him, he heard of a dwarf from the South that has been making exploits in the Spanish league with the help of two veterans, Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi. Ronaldo, being a lone ranger, took his belongings, headed South to Spain and sought refuge in the house of the closest rival to the dwarf king. There, he built his castle and raided the country, stripping the dwarf king of all his glory, winning the ballon d'or 4 times. When Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi could not keep up with the fierce battle, Barcelona recruited two young nobles, Neymar and Suarez, to slave for the dwarf. Of course, we all know that the young Lord Neymar was a deserter. He took to his heels when the war became intense. However, Ronaldo yet again conquered in Spain.
As time passed, there were whispers mocking Ronaldo for not being able to win a trophy for his country of birth. Then again Ronaldo set out with mere farmers, blacksmiths and bricklayers. He motivated them against all odds till he won the Battle of France, where he took the Euro Cup as the spoils of the battle (mind you, it has been recorded that till date, the dwarf king is still in search of at least a spoon for his countrymen but none has come forth. He had even gone on exile for sometime and came back yet the situation worsened).
Ronaldo having conquered Spain, sensed he was going to start living a boring life yet again. He then heard of a country in the north where strikers hardly score goals. He took his belongings and set out on a journey northwards to Italy where he has built another castle and is making exploits as usual. He is currently "The King in the North" meanwhile the dwarf king is still stuck in Spain, ruling a small fishing village, maltreating poor farmers like Huesca and Girona.
#Ronaldo_the_Great
Omo, #Game_of_Thrones go finish me sha! You deserve an award for this masterpiece. Unto you, the castle of beautiful virgins will be built on. |
Sports › Re: Manchester United Manager Solskjaer Sacked by Uka15(m): 10:05pm On Mar 09, 2019 |
Very foolish op |
Sports › Man Utd: Neymar Of Paris St-germain Criticises Penalty Decision by Uka15(op): 10:09pm On Mar 07, 2019 |
The decision to award Manchester United a penalty in the 94th minute of their win over Paris St-Germain in the Champions League was a "disgrace", says the French club's forward Neymar.
The 27-year-old raged about the call, made after using VAR, on social media as United reached the quarter-finals.
Marcus Rashford's goal earned a 3-1 win and United went through on away goals after the tie ended 3-3 on aggregate.
But Brazilian striker Neymar said the penalty "doesn't exist".
He added: "It's a disgrace. Four guys who know nothing about football watch a slow-motion replay in front of the television.
"What can [Kimpembe] do with his hand while his back is turned?" asked the former Barcelona player, who missed both legs through injury.
The penalty was awarded after referee Damir Skomina had initially given United a corner after Diogo Dalot's shot struck Presnel Kimpembe and went over the crossbar.
Skomina received a signal to check the incident again for a possible handball in the box and after watching a pitchside monitor, changed his decision.
Romelu Lukaku's strike after two minutes gave Manchester United an early lead but the French champions restored their two-goal advantage in the tie when Kylian Mbappe fed a pass to the unmarked Juan Bernat, who slotted home at the back post.
But Belgium striker Lukaku pounced on goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon's error when he spilled Rashford's long-range strike to put United 2-1 ahead on the night and 3-2 down on aggregate and Rashford completed the victory deep into injury time.
PSG manager Thomas Tuchel said the penalty should not have been given because Dalot's shot was not on target.
"From my point of view I watched Dalot take the shot. I saw the ball flying straight from his foot and for me it was clear it was going way over the bar," said Tuchel.
"There are many things to discuss before taking the decision and I think it's a 50-50 decision. What makes it super hard is I had the clear feeling the shot was not on target, and to get rewarded with a penalty, there is no logic." |
Politics › Re: Rivers APC Vows To Jail Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by Uka15(m): 1:43pm On Feb 16, 2019 |
sankky: These people should stop treating us like fools. The Rivers and Zamfara APC both stand to benefit the most from this postponement. After all, with the ongoing coup against the Judiciary, a court order can still be gotten before Saturday that can allow APC candidates of these two states to participate in this election. A court order after the Supreme Court verdict? |
Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim Speaks On Not Dating A Broke Guy by Uka15(m): 12:30am On Feb 16, 2019 |
Love no be food na. Money make love sweet.
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Politics › Re: BREAKING: INEC May Postpone Election Till Tuesday For Logistics Reasons by Uka15(m): 12:18am On Feb 16, 2019 |
We go still vote
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Business › Re: How Were You Able To Raise Up The Desired Capital To Set Up Your Business? by Uka15(m): 2:53pm On Feb 11, 2019 |
I saved up money from my work. Although it wasn't easy. You have to cut down unnecessary expenses. |
Crime › Re: White Man In Tears, Was Scammed By Nigerian Fraudsters by Uka15(m): 4:42am On Feb 03, 2019 |
daddytime: The scammers and everyone related to them will do their own crying in no distant time. It is a rule not a curse.
The undeniable law of karma..
Been there, done that...so I know how it goes.. Watin concern their relation for inside? Na them send am |
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Investment › Help Needed Urgently. by Uka15(op): 4:26pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
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Celebrities › Re: 'I Was Born A Muslim' - Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Preaches Religious Tolerance by Uka15(m): 3:36pm On Nov 11, 2018 |
Edodefender: You'll never see a Christian turning to muslim, it's always the other way around..
Although I'm now an atheist I respect Christianity so much and love the love and kindness they spread unlike some religion that behead or blow themselves up just to prove their point..
Secondly, I thank God I'm from the great Bini dynasty I don't know what I would have done if I was born a Yoruba or other tribes, thank God for that.
Thirdly buhari must go or Nigeria divide. Let's see if some regions will progress with the south south. Atheist thanking God? Where you stand na? |
Romance › Re: Freaky Whatsapp Group For Matured Minds by Uka15(m): 12:11am On Nov 05, 2018 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Anti-tithers, How Can I Get The Devourer Rebuked? by Uka15(m): 12:01pm On Oct 28, 2018 |
Hmm. Provoke kwa. Una can use strong word to scam guilable followers. |