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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid: UCL Final (1 - 4) On 3rd June 2017 by ukanaukana(m): 9:06pm On Jun 03, 2017
Xzbit91:
Madrid just dey collect mtn anyhow
they will soon collect airtel
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid: UCL Final (1 - 4) On 3rd June 2017 by ukanaukana(m): 8:59pm On Jun 03, 2017
JUVENTUS all de way
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Middlesbrough Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 17th April 2017 by ukanaukana(m): 6:04pm On Apr 17, 2017
Arsenal to lose again #NoChampionLeague #NoEuropa

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by ukanaukana(m): 2:58pm On Feb 12, 2017
Burnley all the way. see free kick

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Celebrities / Re: MMM: OAP Freeze Reacts To Chuddy Ugorji & Wife Fleeing To Philippines by ukanaukana(m): 8:14am On Jan 27, 2017
GIVE IT TIME

When your friends comes and tells you, I warned you not to join MMM now you see your money is lost,
please,
GIVE IT TIME.

When your DL calls you to shout that he/she wants their money cos you referred them, smile and
GIVE IT TIME.

When your green Mavro is above #500,000 and all you can GH is #31000, #15000 or you can't even GH,
GIVE IT TIME.

When the person that want to PH to you refuse to do so because they are scared and do not understand the current challenges, why not
GIVE IT TIME.

When a guider that is suppose to encourage participants discourages them with nonchalant attitude and you wonder if that person is truly a guider CHILLAX!
GIVE IT TIME.

When you come across a FakePOP, know that the issues will be resolved within 48hours and Uploader of #FakePOP will be permanently BLOCKED. But
GIVE IT TIME.

When all you encounter is technical glitches/errors/limits you are encountering now are as a result of the testing and partial deployment of the New Model. So,
GIVE IT TIME.

The much anticipated New Model is completed, approved and ready for full deployment in days. The wait is almost over. Still
GIVE IT TIME.

Time tests the pessimistic and optimistic participants:-

Time tests and authenticates it Good and Bad Guiders:-

Time test those that use spare money and all their money to PH:-

Time, a good tester.

Don't say that the new community you joined is better than MMM until you have,
GIVEN IT TIME.

Quote me...
Consistency with time is the true test of Efficiency.

Time is a TESTER.

Time is an AUTHENTICATOR.

Time is a REVEALER.

TIME IS STILL A MATTER.

TIME IS ALL MMM REQUIRES.

Thanks for giving this long post Time...

When you share with your DL and they didn’t reply or reply with insults
GIVE THEM TIME.

*Together we can change the world with Time*

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TV/Movies / Re: MMM Vs Ultimate Cycler Nollywood Movie (Photo) by ukanaukana(m): 11:14pm On Jan 26, 2017
GIVE IT TIME

When your friends comes and tells you, I warned you not to join MMM now you see your money is lost,
please,
GIVE IT TIME.

When your DL calls you to shout that he/she wants their money cos you referred them, smile and
GIVE IT TIME.

When your green Mavro is above #500,000 and all you can GH is #31000, #15000 or you can't even GH,
GIVE IT TIME.

When the person that want to PH to you refuse to do so because they are scared and do not understand the current challenges, why not
GIVE IT TIME.

When a guider that is suppose to encourage participants discourages them with nonchalant attitude and you wonder if that person is truly a guider CHILLAX!
GIVE IT TIME.

When you come across a FakePOP, know that the issues will be resolved within 48hours and Uploader of #FakePOP will be permanently BLOCKED. But
GIVE IT TIME.

When all you encounter is technical glitches/errors/limits you are encountering now are as a result of the testing and partial deployment of the New Model. So,
GIVE IT TIME.

The much anticipated New Model is completed, approved and ready for full deployment in days. The wait is almost over. Still
GIVE IT TIME.

Time tests the pessimistic and optimistic participants:-

Time tests and authenticates it Good and Bad Guiders:-

Time test those that use spare money and all their money to PH:-

Time, a good tester.

Don't say that the new community you joined is better than MMM until you have,
GIVEN IT TIME.

Quote me...
Consistency with time is the true test of Efficiency.

Time is a TESTER.

Time is an AUTHENTICATOR.

Time is a REVEALER.

TIME IS STILL A MATTER.

TIME IS ALL MMM REQUIRES.

Thanks for giving this long post Time...

When you share with your DL and they didn’t reply or reply with insults
GIVE THEM TIME.

*Together we can change the world with Time*

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Investment / Re: MMM: 7 Reasons Why Real Entrepreneurs Are Not Interested by ukanaukana(m): 6:48pm On Jan 26, 2017
Fantastic2m:



Mr Wall clock. Wehdonsir
pendulum clock

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Investment / Re: Top 10 Lies That Mavrodians Told Themselves Before MMM Came Crashing Down by ukanaukana(m): 6:42pm On Jan 26, 2017
GIVE IT TIME

When your friends comes and tells you, I warned you not to join MMM now you see your money is lost,
please,
GIVE IT TIME.

When your DL calls you to shout that he/she wants their money cos you referred them, smile and
GIVE IT TIME.

When your green Mavro is above #500,000 and all you can GH is #31000, #15000 or you can't even GH,
GIVE IT TIME.

When the person that want to PH to you refuse to do so because they are scared and do not understand the current challenges, why not
GIVE IT TIME.

When a guider that is suppose to encourage participants discourages them with nonchalant attitude and you wonder if that person is truly a guider CHILLAX!
GIVE IT TIME.

When you come across a FakePOP, know that the issues will be resolved within 48hours and Uploader of #FakePOP will be permanently BLOCKED. But
GIVE IT TIME.

When all you encounter is technical glitches/errors/limits you are encountering now are as a result of the testing and partial deployment of the New Model. So,
GIVE IT TIME.

The much anticipated New Model is completed, approved and ready for full deployment in days. The wait is almost over. Still
GIVE IT TIME.

Time tests the pessimistic and optimistic participants:-

Time tests and authenticates it Good and Bad Guiders:-

Time test those that use spare money and all their money to PH:-

Time, a good tester.

Don't say that the new community you joined is better than MMM until you have,
GIVEN IT TIME.

Quote me...
Consistency with time is the true test of Efficiency.

Time is a TESTER.

Time is an AUTHENTICATOR.

Time is a REVEALER.

TIME IS STILL A MATTER.

TIME IS ALL MMM REQUIRES.

Thanks for giving this long post Time...

When you share with your DL and they didn’t reply or reply with insults
GIVE THEM TIME.

*Together we can change the world with Time*
Investment / Re: MMM: 7 Reasons Why Real Entrepreneurs Are Not Interested by ukanaukana(m): 6:22pm On Jan 26, 2017
GIVE IT TIME

When your friends comes and tells you, I warned you not to join MMM now you see your money is lost,
please,
GIVE IT TIME.

When your DL calls you to shout that he/she wants their money cos you referred them, smile and
GIVE IT TIME.

When your green Mavro is above #500,000 and all you can GH is #31000, #15000 or you can't even GH,
GIVE IT TIME.

When the person that want to PH to you refuse to do so because they are scared and do not understand the current challenges, why not
GIVE IT TIME.

When a guider that is suppose to encourage participants discourages them with nonchalant attitude and you wonder if that person is truly a guider CHILLAX!
GIVE IT TIME.

When you come across a FakePOP, know that the issues will be resolved within 48hours and Uploader of #FakePOP will be permanently BLOCKED. But
GIVE IT TIME.

When all you encounter is technical glitches/errors/limits you are encountering now are as a result of the testing and partial deployment of the New Model. So,
GIVE IT TIME.

The much anticipated New Model is completed, approved and ready for full deployment in days. The wait is almost over. Still
GIVE IT TIME.

Time tests the pessimistic and optimistic participants:-

Time tests and authenticates it Good and Bad Guiders:-

Time test those that use spare money and all their money to PH:-

Time, a good tester.

Don't say that the new community you joined is better than MMM until you have,
GIVEN IT TIME.

Quote me...
Consistency with time is the true test of Efficiency.

Time is a TESTER.

Time is an AUTHENTICATOR.

Time is a REVEALER.

TIME IS STILL A MATTER.

TIME IS ALL MMM REQUIRES.

Thanks for giving this long post Time...

When you share with your DL and they didn’t reply or reply with insults
GIVE THEM TIME.

*Together we can change the world with Time*

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Investment / Re: MMM Nigeria This Is How MMM Zimbabwe Crashed. by ukanaukana(m): 3:14pm On Dec 18, 2016
MMM Crashes In Nigeria And Opens In Kenya - 14 December 2016

www.kenya-

MMM Crashes in Nigeria on the 13th of December, 2016 and officially begins operation in Kenya on the 14th of December, 2016. *Please visit Google and Type "kenya-mmm" or visit "www.kenya-*

And the Kenyas' are smiling to the banks !

The Kenya Website is a replicate of the Nigeria Model and others before Nigeria.

Good Guys – They finished South Africa, came to Nigeria, finished Nigeria, now is Kenya’s turn !

You can see from the Kenyans website that all the Testimony dates are: 2016-12-15 (15th December 2016), meaning the kenyans are now going to the bank.

They have finally left Nigeria to Kenya !!!

This is real evil.

www.kenya-

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Jokes Etc / Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by ukanaukana(m): 12:57pm On Dec 15, 2016
prettythicksme:
What is MMM?
Money Making Machine
Foreign Affairs / Gambian President Yahya Jammeh Rejects Election Result by ukanaukana(m): 12:32pm On Dec 10, 2016
The Gambia’s president Yahya Jammeh has rejected the outcome of last week’s election , which he lost to opposition leader Adama Barrow, and called for a fresh vote.
The announcement made on state TV on Friday throws the future of the West African country into doubt after an unexpected election result that ended Jammeh’s 22-year rule and was widely seen as a moment of democratic hope.
“After a thorough investigation, I have decided to reject the outcome of the recent election. I lament serious and unacceptable abnormalities which have reportedly transpired during the electoral process,” Jammeh said.
“I recommend fresh and transparent elections which will be officiated by a god-fearing and independent electoral commission,” he said.
Human rights groups have accused Jammeh’s government of detaining, torturing and killing his opponents during his rule.
His defiant announcement came after the chair of the country’s new ruling coalition said Jammeh would be prosecuted for his crimes within a year of handing over the reins of government in January.
Soldiers were seen placing sandbags in strategic locations across the capital Banjul, a development that triggered widespread unease among the already-spooked population, who had been panic-buying food before the vote due to fear of unrest.
As the military deployed onto the streets of the tiny nation, the US embassy in Banjul urged the army to continue to show “respect for the rule of law and the outcome of the presidential election.”
“The Gambian people have made a clear choice for change and a new start,” the embassy added.
Opposition spokeswoman Isatou Touray criticised on social media a “violation of democracy” and called for people to “remain calm, lucid, vigilant and not retreat.”
Babatunde Olugboji, deputy programme director at New York-based Human Rights Watch, responded to Jammeh’s U-turn on Friday.
“We are deeply concerned by reports of belated objections to the Gambian election results raised by President Jammeh,” he said.
“The international community, notably Ecowas [the Economic Community of West African States] and the African Union, should loudly protest against any unlawful attempt to subvert the will of the Gambian people.”
He also reiterated analysis his group had issued immediately after the election defeat: “Given the Jammeh government’s past record of intimidating and targeting perceived opponents, the transition period also carries risks.
“It is essential that during the political transition Gambian security forces continue to show respect for human rights and the rule of law.”
Jammeh’s defeat sparked wild celebrations last week. But some people also said at the time that they doubted he would accept he had been beaten.
Official election results from the electoral commission gave Barrow, a property developer who once worked as a security guard at retailer Argos in London, 45.5% of the vote against Jammeh’s 36.7%.
Barrow is set to take over in late January following a transition period, but Jammeh is likely to make strenuous efforts to ensure that does not happen.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/10/gambian-president-rejects-election-results-yahya-jammeh-adama-barrow
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 19th November 2016 by ukanaukana(m): 11:26am On Nov 19, 2016
D Red Devils All d way
Politics / Re: Buhari In Edo To Bid Oshiomhole Bye by ukanaukana(m): 10:38pm On Nov 03, 2016
My Comrade Governor

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Politics / Re: PDP To FG: Ensure That Fani-Kyode Does Not Die In Detention, Nigerians React by ukanaukana(m): 12:37pm On Oct 25, 2016
oh my FFK!
If u are innocent, no need to panic

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Politics / Re: FG Begins Shortlisting Candidates For 500,000 Jobs – Lai Mohammed by ukanaukana(m): 7:51am On Sep 21, 2016
lai mohammed and lies be like

Romance / Re: My Supermarket Boyfriend Has Turned To Something Else (help) by ukanaukana(m): 6:17pm On Sep 11, 2016
My advise to guys out there, ALWAYS DEFINE YOUR RELATIONSHIP FROM THE START. TELL UR GAL HOW U FEEL THE RELATIONSHIP SHOULD BE FROM ONSET. NOT AFTER SPENDING THE LITTLE BAH U GET, U START MAKING UR OWN DEMAND.

My advise to ladies out there, NOT ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME. BECAUSE HE HAS APPROACHED U FOR A RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT MEAN U SHOULD CARRY ALL UR PROBLEMS AND PLACE ON HIS HEAD. HE IS HUMAN AND HAVE OTHER PRESSING NEEDS.

@OP,
IT QUITE UNFORTUNATE BECAUSE WHEN U WERE COLLECTING FROM THE GUY, U FAILED TO ASK HIM WHY HE WAS SO GENEROUS. U FAILED TO MADE HIM UNDERSTAND FROM ONSET THAT U WERE NOT INTERESTED IN PRE-MARITAL SEX.

AT THIS POINT, I WILL ADVISE U TO PRAY AND APOLOGISE TO THE GUY AND TAKE UR STANCE. BUT NEXT TIME, IF U ARE NOT READY TO GIVE, THEN, DON'T ACCEPT ANYHOW.

TAKE CARE

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Politics / Re: Tanko Almakura Carrying Garri On His Head (photo) by ukanaukana(m): 12:51pm On Aug 26, 2016
Does it reduce the price of garri in the market? Cheap publicity

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Politics / Re: Fayose Dancing At Ekiti Udiroko Festival (Pics) by ukanaukana(m): 6:52pm On Aug 23, 2016
Fayose! Fayose!! Fayose!!! Hw many times have I called u? Ur swag na BOMB
Business / Re: N20,000 Changed To N10 Notes In Ibadan, Apata (Photos) by ukanaukana(m): 6:47pm On Aug 23, 2016
America Wonder

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Politics / Police Shutdown Rivers Government House by ukanaukana(m): 11:11am On Aug 17, 2016
Armed Policemen outside Rivers state government house
Reports reaching Naij.com says the Rivers state government house has been shut down by police officers purportedly acting on the orders of the Inspector General of police.
According to pictures made available to our reporter, several armed police men were seen outside the Rivers state government house just as another picture shows a police armored personnel carrier ramming into a Rivers state government vehicle, a Toyota Hilux.
Nwazuruahu Shield, PDP’s director online strategy who spoke with our reporter questioned the police decision to seal off the convention group and some roads in Port Harcourt.
A police armored personnel carrier ramming into a Rivers state government vehicle outside the Rivers state government house
“The fact is democracy is in danger, mosco road is sealed, government house is sealed, our convention ground is sealed, is it a wrong thing to have an opposition party in Nigeria? As I speak to you, Port Harcourt is under lock and key. Buhari and APC should leave us alone.
“The police are carrying out this order despite an earlier order mandating them to monitor this convention. I simply don’t understand,” he said.
Efforts to reach the Rivers state commissioner for information, Tam George was unsuccessful as calls placed to his numbers were left unanswered. Text message sent was also not replied as at press time.

https://www.naij.com/931429-breaking-police-shutdown-rivers-government-house-police-rams-vehicles-photos.html?source=breaking
Politics / Re: See Pics Of Policemen & Their Armoured Vehicle Sealing Venue Of PDP Convention by ukanaukana(m): 11:05am On Aug 17, 2016
PeeDeePee, e don happen. The law of Karma

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Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING : Hillary Clinton Has Just Been Nominated As Female President by ukanaukana(m): 7:53am On Jul 27, 2016
Time for a woman to mount that seat. Hillary Clinton Like if u are a woman
Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING : Hillary Clinton Has Just Been Nominated As Female President by ukanaukana(m): 7:53am On Jul 27, 2016
Time for a woman to mount that seat. Hillary Clinton Like if u are a woman
Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING : Hillary Clinton Has Just Been Nominated As Female President by ukanaukana(m): 7:50am On Jul 27, 2016
Time for a woman to mount that seat. Hillary Clinton Like if u are a woman

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Health / Re: Free Heart Surgery At Komfo Anokye Teaching Hospital Asokoro Abuja by ukanaukana(m): 12:14pm On Jul 26, 2016
Welcome to KATH's Website. www​.kathhsp.org/

"A Centre of Excellence". Your health is our outmost concern.

You are most welcome to the Komfo Anokye Teaching Hospital (KATH) located in the vibrant and culturally rich city of Kumasi in the Ashanti Region of Ghana, West Africa.
In consonance with our time tested cultural heritage of hospitality, we say AKWAABA meaning welcome, to our site.
It is our hope that your visit will help you get an insight into our operations and also give you a reason to share in our drive for excellence in the pursuance of our mandate.
Politics / Re: How Saraki Begged AGF Malami Over Forgery Trial by ukanaukana(m): 11:17am On Jul 13, 2016
agitator:
Hmmmmmmmmmm strange. Nothing we no go hear for this APC gormett. grin grin grin

I tired o
Politics / How Saraki Begged AGF Malami Over Forgery Trial by ukanaukana(m): 11:02am On Jul 13, 2016
– The Attorney-General of the Federation (AGF) Abubakar Malami arrived at the office of Senate president Bukola Saraki on Tuesday, July 12
– Saraki was reported to have appealed to Malami to drop the forgery charges against him and his deputy Ike Ekweremadu
– The Senate president was said to be in a pensive mood during the meeting with the AGF
Senate president Bukola Saraki and Attorney-General of the Federation Abubakar Malami held a no holds bar meeting over Saraki and Ekweremadu’s forgery charges.
This was disclosed by a reliable source to NAIJ.com. The details of the meeting which was sketchy on Tuesday, July 12 has been revealed by SaharaReporters on Wednesday, July 13.
It was earlier reported that Senate had insisted the AGF must appear before it over alleged forgery of the Senate standing rules or risk arrest.
Information just filtering in reveals what actually happened during the tense meeting.
According to SaharaReporters, it gathered that Saraki begged the AGF. It also learnt that the Senate President was in a pensive mood during the private meeting with Abubakar Malami.
Saraki was reported to have pleaded with the AGF to drop the forgery charges against him and his deputy Ike Ekweremadu.
The private meeting took place at the premises of the Senate when Malami, together with Ita Enang, President Muhammadu Buhari’s special assistant on the National Assembly got to the venue of the meeting to Senator David Umaru, head of the Senate committee on the judiciary.
Malami was said to have assured Senator Umaru of his willingness to honour an invitation by the senatorial committee.
A source at the Senate and another in the AGF’s office told SaharaReporters that Saraki requested to see Malami after the AGF’s meeting with Senator Umaru.
It was learnt from the source that Malami agreed to the meeting with Saraki as well as to see Saraki in the presence of Ita Enang.
A few minutes to the commencement of the meeting, the Senate president and AGF agreed that it should be private.
It was gathered that the embattled Saraki, who is facing two trials, one for alleged falsification in his asset declarations, the other for alleged forgery of Senate rules, turned the short meeting into a begging session. One source who was briefed on what transpired told our correspondent that Saraki pleaded with the attorney general not be part of those persecuting him, swearing that he knew nothing about the alleged forgery of Senate rules under which he was elected as Senate President.
One of our sources claimed that Malami spoke sympathetically, but declined to make a commitment to stop the prosecution of Saraki and Ekweremadu.
Following the AGF’s non-committal stance, a Senator told SaharaReporters that Malami was likely to face hostile questioning when he is answers the summons of the Senate Judiciary committee. Mr. Malami is expected to appear before the committee at 11 a.m on Wednesday, July 13.
A source disclosed that the members of the committee were divided over the summons to Malami.
“Some members feel that the invitation to Malami to appear is solely intended to bully him so as to force him to withdraw charges against Dr. Saraki and Senator Ekweremadu.”
One committee member argued that the summons itself violates the constitution and Senate rules which forbid senatorial intervention in matters that are before the courts. He cited Section 174 of the 1999 Nigerian constitution, which empowers the AGF to initiate legal proceedings against anybody according to the discretion vested in his office. The senator also remarked that Section 150 of the constitution shows that the office of the Attorney General of the Federation is one of the few offices created by the constitution.
The resolution followed a report by chairman of the Committee on Judiciary, David Umaru, who informed lawmakers that presidential aide, Ita Enang, had appealed for more time for Malami to appear before the Senate to explain his role on the matter.
This meeting comes as the senators were said to have been involved in a rowdy session over the forgery allegations leveled against the Senate president.
Senator Dino Melaye had also threatened to ‘impregnate’ Remi Tinubu, wife of the Bola Tinubu, the national leader of the All Progressives Congress (APC).
His anger stems from the proposed trial of the Senate leadership over forgery, a case for which Senate president, his deputy, Ike Ekweremadu, and other officers were recently charged to court.

https://www.naij.com/888755-shocking-revelation-read-how-saraki-begged-attorney-general-over-his-forgery-trial.html?source=breaking
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Akwa Ibom Whatsapp Group by ukanaukana(m): 12:12am On Jul 13, 2016
Are u an AkwaIbomite? Then, drop ur number and let the fun begin. Ndito Eka, Emesiere o.
Politics / Re: Edo: Ize-iyamu Is The Authentic PDP Candidate – INEC by ukanaukana(m): 5:41pm On Jul 12, 2016
tuale4u:
The source is not authentic.
www.urhokpotareporters.com is Pastor Eze Iyamu campaign blog created to spread propanganda.

Moderators should ignore this post until a normal news media carry d news. The news might be true , but the source is unreliable and mischievious.

The site is purely a campaign blog.
Travel / Re: 12 Interesting Facts About Akwa Ibom State by ukanaukana(m): 3:03pm On Jul 07, 2016
siddoggg:
AFO,their addiction to the aforementiond goes without saying.

Guy, we dey enjoy our money. E dey pain u.
Just DAKKADA and see things beyond ur myopic eyes.
#Hater!

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Travel / Re: 12 Interesting Facts About Akwa Ibom State by ukanaukana(m): 2:41pm On Jul 07, 2016
siddoggg:
The businesses booming right now in akwa ibom are drinking parlours,keke driving and betting houses...and those are facts!could send pics to back that up

which state do not have drinking parlour?
which state do not have means of transportation?
which state do not have betting houses?

Just Park Well

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