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Politics / Re: Vigilantes Prevent SARS From Arresting Dino Melaye At Buba Jubril's Fidau Prayer by ukejejohnson(m): 9:02am On Apr 06, 2018
Bnenzzy101:
Bihari leave dino alone
Buhari leave corrupt politician alone
Buhari leave PDP alone
Buhari leave politics for lie Muhammed and tunubu
Buhari please leave politics and face governance
After election the president should be apolitical and face the challenges ahead. All this are distractions for him. 3 year gone yet buhari has not started nothing except chasing shadows

Pele
Politics / Re: Femi Kuti: "Tear Obasanjo And Babangida's Letters, Don't Give Them Audience" by ukejejohnson(m): 8:45am On Apr 06, 2018
SIRmanjar:

Get lost..Which dirty sacrifice..Evryone knows that the kutis have compromised.
They are meant to be neutral but they are all APC foot soldiers.Only a fool takes them seriox..They should better focus on the management of dia shrine ad leave politics. angry


Don't let me slap you this man

Are you this blind ?

Is your dullarded OBJ and IBB not compromise?

Talking about been compromised , who among Kutis is ?

You need medical attention

You dey allow yeye dey smell for your mouth shocked
Agriculture / Re: FG Procures N646m Farming Equipments For Farmers In SouthEast by ukejejohnson(m): 8:35am On Apr 06, 2018
nairavsdollars:
Buhari knows how to win Igbo man's heart. He knows they like ego and BIZINES


Meshie onu gi there mehn and congratulate a good deed
Politics / Re: Femi Kuti: "Tear Obasanjo And Babangida's Letters, Don't Give Them Audience" by ukejejohnson(m): 8:16am On Apr 06, 2018
SIRmanjar:
Femi kuti is an idiot..A stupid son of a drug addict.
If they don't rise up against the blood thirsty durllard..Who will? angry


You need an apology letter to the Kuti's family AsAP for vomiting that rubbish

You can't bcuz of any being in power and disrespect the Kuti's after all their sacrifices made to us.

Go and apologize now before you loose your tongue
Romance / Re: African Duchess Supreme: "I Have A Huge Appetite For Sex" (Photos) by ukejejohnson(m): 7:09am On Apr 06, 2018
derecho:
Whosoever is joined with a harlot is one Body with her...1Cor 6:16 . Some experiences are unnecessary and might cost you your destiny.I think Adam and Eve know better....
Sex is a form of covenant and not a play thing.NO MAN OR WOMAN WITH A GREAT DESTINY PLAYS WITH FORNICATION OR ADULTERY.It's not easy without an transformation from within.There is power to be a Child of God...John 1:12...It is more than determination. Jesus begins this transformation.



I'm right behind you bro. Tell them
Romance / Re: African Duchess Supreme: "I Have A Huge Appetite For Sex" (Photos) by ukejejohnson(m): 6:57am On Apr 06, 2018
Maria100:

Go joor angry


No so you like dey thing ni! If you can't say big no , say big yes na
Romance / Re: African Duchess Supreme: "I Have A Huge Appetite For Sex" (Photos) by ukejejohnson(m): 6:54am On Apr 06, 2018
Jochabed:
We are all sexual beings created by God. But self discipline alone, keeps us in check. And yes Sex is deeper than what you think,its not just physical bonding,but a SPIRITUAL one.

That's why we have something called soul-tie. Your soul is forever tied to whosoever you had sex with. That's why its meant for the MARRIED. Say a BIG NO to pre-marital sex.




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOOOOOOOOOO PRRRRRRR-MAAAAARRRRRRIIIIIIITTTTTTAAAAALLLLL SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX OOO
Politics / Re: Buba Jibril Is Dead (House Of Reps Deputy Majority Leader) by ukejejohnson(m): 6:20pm On Mar 30, 2018
seunmsg:
The rate at which members of the national assembly are dropping dead without any serious ailment is really worrisome. What's going on? They better pay more attention to their health with all the money they are collecting.


Bro the bible made us know that ....the wages of a sin is death

So weep no more
Politics / Re: Why Were Saraki, Oyegun, Dogara Absent At Tinubu's Colloquium? by ukejejohnson(m): 5:59pm On Mar 30, 2018
Do you expect to see the hypocrise among the Nobleman?

They will keep hating a man who's pain in your looting lives.

Criminals
Romance / Re: 24-year-old Nigerian Lady Is Selling Her Virginity For 50,000 Euros (photos) by ukejejohnson(m): 12:43am On Mar 30, 2018
I want to sell my own virginity too please

But you gotta be sexy with big boobs and ass coupled with flat tommy. You must have A1 in BJ and doggie

Please interested buyers should contact my PA #Lindaikeji

Girls only

I don't need to tell you the price, with lindaikeji as PA you should know

And please my reason of selling it is because I am no longer a virgin

Thank you

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Nabila Fash Celebrates Joseph Yobo Following His Visit by ukejejohnson(m): 9:11am On Mar 29, 2018
I go divorce your hoeing ass ASAP after posting this trash

Is he your husband?

How can you speak of another person's husband with this sweet tune as a married woman

Wonders shall never end.

Femi I pity you
Education / Re: Different Types Of Teachers In Government Primary School (photos) by ukejejohnson(m): 8:29am On Mar 29, 2018
amliftedhigher:
The best school memories is secondary school memories


AKA memory card grin
Fashion / Re: Court Stops Africa Beauty Queen International Pageant by ukejejohnson(m): 8:25am On Mar 29, 2018
I hate names like...Opuene mehn

How do I even pronounce that ? cry
Romance / Re: The Simple But Bitter Truth About All Men. by ukejejohnson(m): 7:46am On Mar 29, 2018
I am perfect

Oya come beat me
Romance / Re: The Simple But Bitter Truth About All Men. by ukejejohnson(m): 7:43am On Mar 29, 2018
Queenbeee:
True talk. No one is perfect, it's up to you to find a man and find perfection in his inperfections....I dunno if that makes sense sha


For where grin
Romance / Re: The Simple But Bitter Truth About All Men. by ukejejohnson(m): 7:42am On Mar 29, 2018
Guapismo:
There are men that do not do all these
I'm a living example

You're not the living example

You're the alien example
Romance / Re: The Simple But Bitter Truth About All Men. by ukejejohnson(m): 7:39am On Mar 29, 2018
Onyinye15:
None is perfect

MA nwoke MA nwanyi shocked


Uchigi di ya grin
Romance / Re: The Simple But Bitter Truth About All Men. by ukejejohnson(m): 7:34am On Mar 29, 2018
AntiBrutus:
Not just men, humans generally are imperfect.

Every woman has what is a deal breaker for her.
Some can tolerate a cheat, he should sha provide.
Some can tolerate physical abuse, the makeup sex should be good.
Some can tolerate poverty, but he should have a rich dick.

The list goes on.
The idea is to find a healthy balance as no one is perfect.
Don't go tolerating things that can turn you into an emotional wreck or leave you 6ft below.


And what if he's rich with a rich dick nko?

I guess na suicide abi. That moment you see her calling her families and friends to come see what the Lord has done for her grin
Romance / Re: Side Chicks Will Always Be Side Chicks by ukejejohnson(m): 7:17am On Mar 29, 2018
This one is crying for help grin

Carry your cross by yourself, besides when you were enjoying the money coming from a sidedude you didn't clamor.

Where I was last Sunday give no fvk about this post. They consider it as cretin!

But I must give credit to whom merit is due to. Nice insightful script if some girls can adhere. but we are in worst country already

Until we Nigerians learn how to go into relationship with brain and focus only to love and respect. The will always be side left chick plus heartbreaking
Travel / Re: The Beauty Of The Ikeja Bus Terminal At Night (Photos) by ukejejohnson(m): 6:47am On Mar 29, 2018
HisSexcellency:
Only in Nigeria that the president travels all the way from Abuja to Lagos just to commission a Bus-stop



Which stupid b/stop ?

He's coming for something else jare

Besides what is the meaning of this terminal?

Instead of commissioning permanent electricity and some street roads that is better than this rubbish. Something that laye agbero will useless tomorrow

It is will
Romance / Re: How Do Girls Prefer Being Talked To? Face To Face or Chat? Please Answers by ukejejohnson(m): 11:44am On Mar 28, 2018
MissRaine69:

I was not talking to you was I? And why does it perturb you so much in the first instance? Cretin!

Indeed, many are called while fewer are choosing.

Nevertheless I discern grumpy and irritating attitude prior to your message. so bizarre that I descried you lack morals. But for the respect I have for dolls I won't exchange words for dullarded dunce like you.

My candid advice, defect from your malnourish nagging life. Men hate women who talks too much.

Don't thank me, you're welcome
Romance / Re: How Do Girls Prefer Being Talked To? Face To Face or Chat? Please Answers by ukejejohnson(m): 11:19pm On Mar 27, 2018
MissRaine69:

Does it matter if your end goal is just to do a drive by?
If you have no intention of getting to know the person mode of communication is irrelevant.

If the intent is on building a foundation finding out essential detail via chat is necessary for instance if you have anything of substance to actully talk about if and when you do meet face to face. Nothing depresses me more like small talk.


Why long script on small issue?

Example of women, long story for small matter

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Politics / Re: ‘n130b Loot’: Govt May Release More Evidence Against Jonathan by ukejejohnson(m): 10:10pm On Mar 27, 2018
fallout87:
More distraction and propaganda.

How about instead of releasing useless information, they release a viable economic plan?

How about releasing a plan to stop the ethnic cleansing in Benue, Plateau, Kogi, etc?

How about releasing a plan to not allow Boko Haram to roam through villages with no checkpoint or resistance?

How about they release a plan to move the country from the abject failure it has turned into over the past three years?

Instead these thieves are pointing the finger at past thieves. Hypocrites!!



Shut that shithole in your mouth if you don't have something reasonable to say

Didn't you read the thread or you have issues in comprehending?

This is between VC president and GJ....And you are here talking as if ruling a country is like managing a beer parlour

Why would GJ went on his FB to rant nonsense knowing fully well he's just been overlooked based on some prominent people who begged for immunity for him

And for the record, Osibanjo never wanted to go deep into his looting life, if he hadn't open his rotten mouth

Can't they be solving problems with the insurgency and also fight corruption? Has they not be doing it of late?

If GJ can be prosecuted it would serve as lersson to others. It's only in Nigeria presidents are unwrited from prosecution. Go to country like Zambia here in Africa you will see examples like former late president Frederick Chiluba, Former president Ferdinand Marcos(Philippines). Recently SA resigned president Zuzuma who's being charged for corruption. Why are Nigerians president exempted

You're here ranting like GJ
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: 'Obasanjo Is Not My Son's Grandfather, Stop The Lies' by ukejejohnson(m): 9:26pm On Mar 27, 2018
This drug addict again?

Gal fvk off
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: 'Obasanjo Is Not My Son's Grandfather, Stop The Lies' by ukejejohnson(m): 9:24pm On Mar 27, 2018
talk2percy:
But how does this concern 2019 election that we are preparing? Have u gotten ur pvc to take someone back to his village


Shhhhh, nobody is going back to village. Not even you ok! Now say amen before I change my mind
Politics / Re: How FG And Nigerian Army Planned Dapchi Girls Abduction by ukejejohnson(m): 2:25am On Mar 25, 2018
Instead of fleeing the country and writing this worthless script. Why didn't you find a way and kill all the staged boko haram and free Leah your fellow Christian, since you realize your mistakes and repented ?

PDP won't stop amazing me grin

So poor story and irritating

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar At Fatima Dangote's Wedding In Lagos by ukejejohnson(m): 1:21am On Mar 25, 2018
tomakint:


Tell that clown the truth. If he likes let him go and hang in his dingy room. Atiku is Nigeria next President!


Bros wake up, you don finish the pillows dey enter bed oo shocked
Sports / Re: Poland Vs Nigeria- Drop Your Predictions by ukejejohnson(m): 8:43pm On Mar 23, 2018
Under 4.5 grin

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Politics / Re: NneNne Iwuji-Eme Becomes Britain's First Black Female Ambassador by ukejejohnson(m): 8:41pm On Mar 23, 2018
Igboid:



Which Nigerians strive for excellence. Let political correctness not kill you bro.

Igbos, I repeat, Igbos! Strive for excellence!

Cucuma sue me grin
Politics / Re: NneNne Iwuji-Eme Becomes Britain's First Black Female Ambassador by ukejejohnson(m): 8:02am On Mar 23, 2018
E no easy jare

One thing I have learnt about Nigerian is we strive for excellence.

And we got lot of talent in different ways.

Just sad this country doesn't recognize or value such.

When I read comments here and see how creative funny some people can be. God I see talent. You might not understand but Michael Blackson started from being funny and today from SA to USA competing with Kelvin Hart

We are dang talented and ready to strive. Some of us in nigeria need a sane climes to thrive.

Big congrats to her

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