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Nairaland / General / Re: Big Python Killed In Uhonmora, Edo State By My Brother (Photos) by ukejejohnson(m): 10:32am On Apr 30, 2018
Cutehector:
Every Python killed must be submitted to lalasticlala


By the way, we Nigerians too like to dey kill.. Any small thing wey we see , we don kill am.. Mosquito o, fly o, cockroach oo, lizard oo.. Wall gecko oo. Bush meat oo, rat o, snake oo... Hippopotamus, alligator, even sef human being.. We go just kill... Haba..



Now Will you shut up ooo and keep quiet oo
Politics / Re: A Review Of The A29 Super Tucano Fighter Jets - Photos And Videos by ukejejohnson(m): 9:19am On Apr 30, 2018
SalamRushdie:


Tozo I never asked you the difference between an airframe and avionics , indeed I will school you about the A29 from Airframe to avionics ( can you lagging brain now see the difference ?

And for your info there is no military or commercial aircraft that can be bought of the shelf as the have to be made to an order and every person on earth knows that so you silly shallow beer parlour argument of " it's not available on the shelf" holds no water ... Your stupid mentor Buhari broke our laws by stealing money govt coffers ( yes that's what it is) and no silly excuse can justify that ... Well the average IQ required to support a flea brained idiot like Buhari is 50 and below so I know where your intelligence starved brain is coming form .. Peace and stay out Of trouble


Always ranting grin most you rant ? Can't you just use your God blessing brain and be smart .

Anyway stay out of trouble grin.

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Politics / Re: A Review Of The A29 Super Tucano Fighter Jets - Photos And Videos by ukejejohnson(m): 8:59am On Apr 30, 2018
SalamRushdie:


You don't know anything about the A 29 more than I do so just keep quiet , I will school you about that aircraft from airframe to avionics if you wake me up from sleep so take your ignorance away and fave the question ... Buhari said he is in hurry to defeat Boko Haram and that is why he made the illegal payment without recourse to or laws

Why in hurry to break Nigerian laws so you can defeat and enemy you already say is defeated ?

By 2020 when the first A29 will arrive we willl arrive Buhari will no longer be president so what's the hurry ?

Will the American ever break their laws to meet a deadline from another country? Hell No

Were our laws broken By Buhari or not ?


Stop defending nonsense please

Unfortunately you met a witty dude this time so take your smart ass else where.

Tell me the difference between airframe and avionics? Dunce like you. One can be complete without the other fool. So in other words there's no Airframe without Avionics because it deals with structure and function .

You can't educate me ,so there's no need waking your ignorant ass from sleep to explain shit. Sleep till eternity crents .

Back to the main reason why you need some education. A 29 is not a product of produce and wait for customers to come buy ok.

You make order and it takes years.

Stop following along with any news you hear. PMB didn't say anything about been in haste. This same issue about purchasing a tucano has been on since September last year. Then the US Secretary of state met with this same legislators to talk about it. They were on reces according to Senate president but they had to come back to work bcuz of it. We need that freaking jet for our insurgency. They agreed on it, even with ample time yet they still don't have time to appropriate?

With all I just explain to you now if you were the president that a country responsibilities lays on would you wait for recourse?

Tell your dullarded self the truth.

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Politics / Re: FG Lied : Al Sisi Of Egypt And Not Buhari Was First To Meet Trump - Reno Omokri by ukejejohnson(m): 8:31am On Apr 30, 2018
fergie001:

“... and pray for the curse of Allah on the liars.” (Surah Āli- Imrān 3:61)


"Eloquent lips are unsuited to a godless fool— how much worse lying lips to a ruler."(Prob.17:7)

A liar is a murderer.

This Government is a government of lies....
Lying is in their veins,even something as simple as this,a needless lie......shame on you and your cheerleaders.
Look at the boldness garbage shehu shows in lying,thank God for the internet,otherwise this Neanderthals, pathetic liars and kleptomaniacs will even tell us they are in a meeting with Jehovah and we will believe them....
These days,we do not even believe in their "small truths" if any....


So you rather believe Reno Omokri then ?

A pastor who has been aiding PDP ?

Na ppl like you be the problem of this country. You said thank god for internet and yet you don't make proper research with it before ranting.


You and this political aspirant plus FFk, Fayose are mad.

What y'all good at is twist words abi ?

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Politics / Re: A Review Of The A29 Super Tucano Fighter Jets - Photos And Videos by ukejejohnson(m): 8:15am On Apr 30, 2018
SalamRushdie:


So are the planes here now to tackle Boko Haram? grin I hope you know the earliest delivery dates for those plane is October 2020 and by then Buhari would be long gone ...I hope you know there are already rumoursbmaking rounds not the entire over 400 million dollars was paid to the US... can you tell me why Buhari was in a hurry to illegally release funds for a plane who nearest delivery date is more than 2 years away which defeats your excuse that he did it it save lives from Boko Haram ( a Boko Haram Buhari even claims tibheva defeated )


I know is a waste of time quoting you bcuz you obviously have comprehension P.

But make I reset am for you. Bro this jet is world class limited fighting jet, it's not a product of produce and wait for customers to come buy plus it's not to product to be sold out to anybody. Many times have we gone to the makers Brazil and others to purchase but they refuse . It is only trump who saw pity on us and decided to sell out some to us which deadline was February. Listen again our problem in this country is and still the National Assembly...

Stop following along with any news you hear make research on your own side before talking rubbish

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Celebrities / Re: Update: Avicii Cause Of Death Confirmed As Suicide In Family Statement by ukejejohnson(m): 8:10am On Apr 27, 2018
And I have he's most download music in history.

Wake me up

Say no to drug abuse

Rip DJ
Politics / Re: Get Your Pvc To Vote Who And What Exactly??? by ukejejohnson(m): 4:44pm On Apr 25, 2018
enlady:
I did not quote you. I don't engage rogues.
Be polite next time



Rogues?

Another ceec c in da making, but I will handle you like Dino Melaye


No room for arrogancy in my world
Politics / Re: Get Your Pvc To Vote Who And What Exactly??? by ukejejohnson(m): 12:09pm On Apr 23, 2018
enlady:
Can you discuss your reservations on Atiku candidacy?
Or other names coming up?


In other words you're saying Atiku is what exactly?

No let me handle you
TV/Movies / Re: List Of Things Miracle Won In Big Brother Naija 2018 by ukejejohnson(m): 12:04pm On Apr 23, 2018
Queenbalikees:
Nairaland go rest now. meanwhile...... Waiting for the BABA that said we are lazy to come and pass.....


You go wait tire be dat
Celebrities / Re: Shuga Shaa Who Took His Sex Doll To Ikeja City Mall On A Date Slams Hater by ukejejohnson(m): 11:39am On Apr 23, 2018
Afam4eva:

I don't see unclad mad people getting Instagram followers.


It could start with you.

Just give it a try

Or you pay me and I will give you 100k followers
Politics / Re: Apc Group, Pdp, Sdp, Obasanjo’s Cnm, Others To Form New Party by ukejejohnson(m): 11:36am On Apr 23, 2018
Sharon6:
Get your PVC today!!!




GET RID OF STRETCH MARKS IN 21DAYS, CHECK MY SIGNATURE.

How can someone remove stretch marks with PVC?

Chai another political lie lie grin
Celebrities / Re: Shuga Shaa Who Took His Sex Doll To Ikeja City Mall On A Date Slams Hater by ukejejohnson(m): 11:21am On Apr 23, 2018
Afam4eva:
Anything for Instagram followers.

I'm looking for something really crazy that i can do to get atleast 100k followers. Any suggestion is welcome.

Naked enter ikeja mall and thank me later
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: "You See Where Change Has Brought Us Since 2015" by ukejejohnson(m): 11:10am On Apr 23, 2018
2RUTHHURTS:
It's true they say "experience is the best teacher" but if you experience that twice then you are a big FOOL. Go and get ur PVC and prepare to defend ur mandate.

And vote who in ?
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Congratulates Miracle, Reiterates Nigerian Youths Are Not Lazy by ukejejohnson(m): 10:09am On Apr 23, 2018
Max24:
Gullible about what ? That a man who runs intels is not better than someone who owned 150 cows without improvement for 20 years+..Who is really gullible here ?


If you are not gullible then what are you?

Where was this man Atiku two years ago?

Is it show like #bbn that atiku can use for his cheap political stunt ? A fuckry show full of condoms and immorals

Give yourself brain abeg
Crime / Re: Russian Man Arrested With 2 Nigerians Over Swiss Golden Ponzi Scheme. Photos by ukejejohnson(m): 7:55am On Apr 17, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Men! men!! men!!!
Ritualist,yahoo yahoo,theives.....just name it every bad thing in this world was being originated from a man.... smh imagine how peaceful the world would have been if there are No men.....


If there's no man, konji for don finish your life.

Who go dey give you big cassava and rob that thing between your thighs?
You better keep quiet
Politics / Re: El-rufai: World Bank Won’t Grant Loan To Any State Without Kaduna by ukejejohnson(m): 7:30am On Apr 17, 2018
omogin:
Buhari approved oshiomoles $28million for ?? Benin city storm water project. Project not done, oshiomole eloped with the whole money. I have hard facts, nobody should quote me yeyely


Fact and evidence.......oya shoot it out or shot the hell up propaganda
Politics / Re: NEMA: EFCC Invites More Top Officers Amid Reps Probe Of DG Maihaja by ukejejohnson(m): 1:27pm On Apr 15, 2018
eTECTIVe:
Dis govt is simply a DEN OF THIEVES.... NEMA and its officials have all been feeding fat on d misfortunes of Nigerians and to think d mere commissioner is d chairman of their board.. Billions in relief and relief materials have all ended up in most of their private pockets and there is no way anyone would make us believe Osibande wasn't aware... So a govt dat banned d importation of rice and even claims d country now produces more than enof is importing d same rice to feed displaced Ppl?? Who is fooling who?? And some ediots will celebrate d propaganda nd even claim rice is now cheaper than ever... Fools


You get understanding problem?

China gave us those tones of rice for IDP's

GAVE not BUY mumu
Politics / Re: Youths Take To The Streets To Endorse Fela Durotoye For 2019 Presidency by ukejejohnson(m): 11:12pm On Apr 13, 2018
kimjongJezebel:



He's a bit older than I am or almost the same age range. With his education and exposure, he still went ahead, campaigned and voted for Buhari despite his terrible antecedents shows he's extremely myopic and beyond redemption.

I now prefer a dead rat than this guy called Durotoye


I thought Fela Kuti is long dead?

Please who's this one?
Politics / Re: Senate Suspends Senator Ovie Omo-Agege For 90 Days Over Election Reordering by ukejejohnson(m): 2:27pm On Apr 12, 2018
LastSurvivor11:
When will they suspend their exorbitant monthly allowance..
When!


My brother no mind them
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: U.S. Embassy In Nigeria Recruitment For Gardener And Janitor (27 Positions) by ukejejohnson(m): 11:30am On Apr 12, 2018
KushyKush:
Bag checker.

They should come and employ me so I can be checking people's bags for exhibits. I need to check out politician's bags before they leave the country tongue


So you can be checking politicians bags in embassy?

Jesus Christ, Buhari should please leave agriculture and work more on education oo

So your phone and data in your hand is for what actually? To send PMB to Durua abi ? Instead of you to use it educate yourself and make more research on things you don't know.

Be disgracing yourself up and down
Romance / Re: A Married Woman I Encountered In Camp, Is In Love With Me by ukejejohnson(m): 11:20am On Apr 12, 2018
Don't trade on this path you're embarking on bro.

It is dangerous, forget the fact you're laughing today bcuz she's beautiful and into you. If you dare try this, in the future you will not see teeth to shine when karma visit you.

Keep smiling over another man's wife

Can you imagine, we are talking and he's still shining teeth!
Politics / Re: Sule Lamido Visits Ibrahim Babangida Over 2019 Presidential Race (Photos) by ukejejohnson(m): 10:50am On Apr 12, 2018
Why buhari doesn't bother his head. Ppl that will give him highest vote doesn't even use phone to access internet grin
Politics / Re: See What An Aboki Trader Did After A Woman Misplaced Her Phone In Sokoto. Photo by ukejejohnson(m): 10:07am On Apr 12, 2018
Even aboki in Lagos no go return that phone grin
Politics / Re: President Buhari Declares For Second Term by ukejejohnson(m): 5:32pm On Apr 09, 2018
SternProphet:
Thank GOD finally. 4 MORE YEARS to finish and consolidate on power generation agriculture, education, FOREX Reserves, SIP, agro allied industries, priority projects like Ajaokuta, Mambila, Lagos Ibadan Rail, Ibadan Kaduna Rail and many others


And corruption free

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Declares For Second Term by ukejejohnson(m): 5:29pm On Apr 09, 2018
chinoxstock:
I've always thought Buhari would be sensible enough not to run and maybe pick a younger candidate......but for love for power...

Nigerians now have the opportunity to disgrace Buhari. This is a lifetime opportunity. Buhari would be utterly disgraced. I only hope he doesn't commit suicide after 2019...

Hahaha


Suicide against who?
Politics / Re: Buhari Said Fuel Subsidy Is A Scam Yet He Pays $1.4 Trillion On Subsidy - Omokri by ukejejohnson(m): 8:58am On Apr 09, 2018
Cherez:

Mr. Johnson, please stop this naaaaa, I beg you.
What are we saying? Saying PMB is doing badly doesn't mean I hate him or don't support him, it simply means he should get better and stop failing.
N1.4tr in subsidy more than previous govt, then what is the difference?
Gej dey still but he was making it cheaper for Nigerinas both in price of PMB at fuel stations and amount paid as subsidy. This GEJ I called clueless must be smart.
Are you not aware that fuel sold for N250 averagely across the country from December till February?
Now it's, N145, N58 more than GEJ's even when oil price has appreciated.
Can't we just for once be ashamed of ourselves in this country?
You mention foreign reserve, what of foreign debt that has doubled? What is the net gain for increasing savings concomitantly with debt figures?
Investigation into $2bn arms? No doubt GEJ was clueless in my own sight but has same PMB not appropriated $1bn upon all other monies in purchases since he came in, and for same BH that has been TECHNICALLY defeated?
How do you explain millions of dollars paid to BH and yet they keep stealing our girls?
How do you explain a country the soldiers withdrew from a BH-target town without informing the police and the next day young girls of Dapchi were kidnapped and till date, nothing has been or being done about it?
How do you explain the ovation give BH at the return of Dapchi girls?
Shebi he said he didn't know the police IG didn't relocate to Benue?
Now he knows, what has he done?
See, ineptitude wrecks everywhere but you prefer your love for PMB to shield your patriotism even when it has to do with human lives.
CAN YOU SHOW ME AN ERNEST EFFORT BY PMB TO QUELL THE KILLING BY HIS KINSMEN (HERDSMEN)?
Fellow Nigerians, what is wrong with us?
I pray Nigeria continue like this so the evil yet to happen to us will increase so that our brains will properly reset.
I voted PMB in 2015 but not in 2019. I won't even vote at all this 2019 election cos I've not even seen anyone to do better than the RUBBISH he is doing today




The only thing I love about your comment is the last line....You won't even vote at all this 2019 election cos you've not even seen anyone to do better than the RUBBISH he is doing today.

My brother if I see anyone better than him I will revoke my PVC

It is not that I so love him but he has no substitute yet
Politics / Re: Buhari Said Fuel Subsidy Is A Scam Yet He Pays $1.4 Trillion On Subsidy - Omokri by ukejejohnson(m): 11:00am On Apr 07, 2018
plaetton:

Spoken like a typical zombie.

Now, if you are sincere and you really believe in what you have just posted, then kindly do yourself, your fellow supporters and the rest of us a great favor and public service by posting and educating us , with publicly available facts, on the state of the social, political and economic affairs in Nigeria prior to and 3 years into this administration.

We are very very eager.
NB: And please remember, FACTS please, no INNUENDOS or Propaganda talking points.

Spoken like a short sight informed

First I don't support any party but PMB as a an individual.

I will start with this present administration

I don't have time for propaganda as I'm not a politician, but I will only educate you on this present administration and why I still don't see any match to PMB per integrity,honesty and vision

1, A country without corruption free is as dead as Venezuela

2, A country without importation free is as dead as Nigeria

3, A country without infrastructures on roads for transportation which aids and mitigate the high living expenses is as burried as Nigeria.

Try read the history of Bosnia, Slovenia in fact all the Slavic languages on how they survived immediately the ban of importations.

Just recently South east (Abakiliki)was invested a tune of 600m or more on agriculture.

Train transportation system has been looked into and awarded. Do you even know the effect of that in Nigeria economy?

Now PMB (not APC) came and initiated the arms procurement investigative committee (TAPIC) that led to ongoing investigation on $2b arms procurement under your uncle administration. Brother take your time and read thoroughly on how that money was disbursed. In there you will see how some of our medias today was compensated for mitigating dastardly boko haram bombing in ABJ so that you and I won't know the actual fatalities in that incident. People like Bashir Dokpesi AIT, Nduka Arise tv and thisday news agency. Etc

Have you read about malabu oils scam and see how Nigeria wealth was disbursed?

People talk about nigeria is rich in oil and gas exploration. Ohh yes we are indeed rich and also our output is about 2.5m barrels per day. Which makes us the richest oils producing country in Africa and six in the world. Many ask what has our government do with the money. The answer is..

Present administration benchmark has increased all thanks to PMB from declined $33.02 per barrel in the month 2014-2015 to 64.07. Do the math and see why our excess crude account increased from declined $2.37b during your uncle's administration to presently $4.995b I haven't mentioned our external foreign reserve. I know you still want me to educate you on that. Most of our consolidated revenue are from oil , about 80% if not more. Now check how many civil servants we have and their salaries. Military, police, ministers, ministry's, N13.5m running costs of useless national assembly's and see prior to our former administration who's sold over $100 per barrel and give applause to PMB to still achieve some of the infrastructures today. When some of the looters has been pleading not guilty and refused to bring back our money

$1b has been signed by PMB waiting on national assembly finally ratification on security and people are talking trash. Try read on internal displace people's (IDP'S) by the ministry of housing in those states has built homes and providing security for them. How much is enough for security of this country? Check countries like America and Europe and see how much they spend on security.

I am not saying there's no criminals in this administration because it's in the veins of average Nigerian and also he can't be at everywhere monitoring everybody. Let's stop shouting his administration is corrupt and look at the good work his going. Then when he's out the proceedings government will allege him.

Some said he should purge out national assembly's that he is dull in decision making and I ask myself are these people not informed that he has been tagged a detector in 1985. So he is being careful and working based on democracy law. He ignored the letter issued to Sambo Danzuki former head of NSA bail and was tagged a detector. So you see why he will refuse countless time to act without thinking it through.

OBJ made a statement saying that, this administration is failed that he learnt one useless thing in the army NEVER TO RE-INFORCE FAILURE and once made this same failure Major General chief of staff, minister of petroleum, governor?

Like they say.....information is power and is said most Nigerians are naive ignorant and not educated . I think that is our major problem in this country. Someone who knows nothing on how the system is been governed would go and vote a criminal like your past administration simply because money that is meant for all of us are been looted and circulating. And you called that good government? For a Coordinator minister of finance to publicly tell you whoever wins election will suffer because our country economy has been crashed. Recession would have occurred if GJ had won ,maybe that why he conceded defeat. This man is trying to liberate this country and those who careles of us want him out so they can keep killing us. How someone take money made to stop killing of innocent people in bombing and swallow it?

I hope I was able to educate your illiteracy?
Politics / Re: Buhari Said Fuel Subsidy Is A Scam Yet He Pays $1.4 Trillion On Subsidy - Omokri by ukejejohnson(m): 8:20am On Apr 07, 2018
FroshJaynex:
If only we the youth know how rich this country is, Nigeria is arguable the richest African country but our selfish and stupid thieves we have as leaders won't let us enjoy the type of life we deserve, I pray this country becomes great again, Imagine the dullard just used one and paper to move a whole $1bn into his stretchy bony hands like stock fish and we the youth are busying voting for some pair of lunatics having sex live on TV with their hard earn money. God go help us all sha


You made some point and spoiled it when you mentioned $1b into his stretchy bony. The money is for security of this country bro
Politics / Re: Buhari Said Fuel Subsidy Is A Scam Yet He Pays $1.4 Trillion On Subsidy - Omokri by ukejejohnson(m): 7:51am On Apr 07, 2018
The level of low understanding or should I call it naivety and ignorant in this country is alarming mehn.

Reno should focus in pastoring and forget about politics. Bcuz ain't no space for him and FFK again

Y'all should please take some time out and read about this administration before condemning them

Read about what our former coordinator minister of finance plus CBN governor said during 2015 election

Take your time and see what was left before APC took over. It is not easy

The way some of Nigerians talk and reason eh , it scares me and also tells me social media isn't enough to educate us.
Car Talk / Re: Man Forgets Where He Parks His Car - Then Finds It 20 Years Later by ukejejohnson(m): 7:31am On Apr 07, 2018
All na fat lie
Romance / Re: "Why I Proposed To My Girlfriend With N2 Million Dummy Cheque" - Nigerian Man by ukejejohnson(m): 11:26am On Apr 06, 2018
TheUpsetGirl:


imagine what the idiot did, if a guy proposes to me with 50k ring I'd slap the he'll out from his face, nonsense

not even 200k.

I pray and bind every broke guy in Jesus name

This shouldn't be your problem but working your way to deserving the worth of million $ engagement ring should be your first priority

Make sure you deserve what you wish and don't focus on material things. Marriage is beyond money and money is part of marriage, So be careful on what you choose first.

Because your comment shows how young you are.

This goes y'all women, don't sit down lazying around and expect a guy to come from nowhere and give you all. Make yourself worth something and watch what you get

Can Linda Ikeji not get a ring worth more than fortune?

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Romance / Re: "Why I Proposed To My Girlfriend With N2 Million Dummy Cheque" - Nigerian Man by ukejejohnson(m): 11:15am On Apr 06, 2018
Divay22:

So you want to wear 1 million naira ring for just engagement undecided
Forget ring, focus more on the marriage.


Na you get enough time quoting her

Anyway she needs to be corrected, her mental conception is off balance.

What if after proposing with ring worth $50k and no happiness in the marriage?

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