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tigerpaws:
hmmmm. . . . . Pictures please!

LWBMB. You're kidding right? Take off your scammer 'slideshow' signature first, then we can talk. Who knows, I may even let u have a peek at the real thing - primary school style.

tigerpaws:
How big are you?

Now that you metion it, I believe I'm well hung. (At least that's the general opinion).

Where's this going? are u intrested?

tigerpaws:
I hate to tell you this! She's on a date with another

^^^ Mogbe!

But its not too late to call it off with the other guy is it?

Less than an hour to go Gestapo! We don't have all day.

Happy Overated Valentine Everyone.

Now to business! Gestapo! Your single days are over!  I'm here to sweep you off your feet for good and I've got me a water-tight plan that will not only help me achieve this, but will also rock your socks pants off!  

Now, let me lay it to ya.

16:00: THE MASSAGE
First, in preparation for things to come, I’ll give you THE massage. The one you'll never forget in your entire life.

I'll start by slowly running warm water over your body for fifteen good minutes.

Then I’ll give you THE full body Rhassoul mud massage using Morroccan Techniques until all those knotted muscles are all relaxed and soothed.  Then, I’ll rinse off the mud and apply a nourishing balm in long stroking movements until your skin holds enough moisture to start a small rain!

I’ll complete your two-hour special treatment with a relaxing scalp massage.

18:00: THE DATE
I got you an elegant, sensual, side-cut Sherri Hill dinner gown (of the brightest red) just for tonight.

I did not forget the Christian Loboutin heels and bangle bracelets to complete your already amazing get-up.

Slip perfectly into your fashion-statement-making clothing, step out in your radiant skin and look like the beautiful princess that you are. I’ll be waiting outside in our chauffeur-driven limousine (hired of course).

Once we get to your favorite location,  if you’ll let me, I’ll treat you to an assortment of wines and meals of your choice (ANYTHING you want my lady, no holds barred!) while we talk about life, love and sex amidst palpable sexual energy.  

21:00 –TDB: THE KOKO
When we’ve had enough lobsters and oysters, and the restaurant starts to get smaller, it’s time to go.

We go to your place or mine (with your permission of course) and its time to slowly let out the sexual energy we’ve kept politely repressed for the better part of the night.
But because it’s a private matter between you and me, I’ll not disclose here the very slow but passionate business that will transpire between 22:00 and 06:45.

Get ready for your massage dear, the clock is ticking . . .

Plug In Baby - Muse

Map Of The Problematique - Muse

Rock it - Gorillaz (I really love this song)

Any Fun - Davy

In The Shadows - The Rasmus

The Diary of jane - Breaking Benjamin

Drifting - Sarah McLachlan

Lithium - Evanescence

Maybach Music III - Rick Ross (feat. T.I., Jadakiss & Erykah Badu)

Oleku - Ice Prince

@Koolchicco, lay back a lil' on the Justin Bieber Joint OK?

Shot - The Rasmus

He Can Only Hold Her - Amy Winehouse

Kiss The Rain - Billy Myers

@Muki, Good to have u back.

Broken - Seether/Amy Lee

Valparaiso - Sting

I'm Still Here - Vertical Horizon

Sunday Drive - The Early November

Goodbye - Hootie and the Blowfish

The First Of Me - Hoobastank

More Than a Memory - Hoobastank

Right Before Your Eyes - Hoobastank

Moving Forward - Hoobastank

Good Enough - Hoobastank

Escape - Hoobastank

@Koolchicco, you are not alone anymore. 

I Alone - LIVE

Save Me - Nicki Minaj

Just War - Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse.