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You confound us all with your very logical questions Mr. harakiri, i must admit , but logic alone cannot solve the mysteries of this world my friend, even you should know that.

I think i might have an answer to question 3, who knows, it might even convince you to give (back?) your life to Jesus Christ.  But then, i might also be gravely mistaken. here it goes:

harakiri:
(3)In the same bible, the lord was angry with the world he created and was determined to destroy his creation (how ironic ).He instructed Noah to build an arc and put pairs of all living things in that ark.To the best of my knowledge, botanists spend their entire lives collecting and identifying species of a particular organism/animal/plant.Even if he lived 2,000 years on earth, there was no way he could have been able to achieve such a feat coz there were no airplanes,buses or ships to travel across the globe to get all pairs of organisms.Are we trying to say he came down to Africa to get the African elephant and then trekked back to India to get the Indian elephant? Think about it and you'll see how ridiculous it sounds.No roads.No buses.No planes.No ships.No rockets.No internet and yet. . .

Maybe around this time, the tectonic plates (some geology here) had not drifted apart and the continents as we know it was still one massive landmass (Laurasia i think it was called ) and Mr. Noah didn't have to travel at all because all the animals and plants are on that one massive landmass. and even so it must have been frustratingly difficult to get all of them into that one ark but he did it anyway. (i wonder how he did it). good enough?

alexleo:
kaita + Mutallab= kaitallab is the worst disgrace we ve suffered in recent past in Nigeria.

Lexxy we need a definition for this new word ASAP.

This Kaita psycho is much worse. At least Mutallab was brainwashed.  

Indifferent.

father ab:
Arrangements have been concluded to change the name of the Action Congress (AC), Daily Sun reliably gathered over the weekend. The three names being considered are Action Congress Party(ACP), Action Party of Nigeria(APN) and Action Congress Democratic Party(ACDP).

I strongly suggest they don't pick anything that has "Democratic Party" in it. Those two words used along with "Peoples'" just leaves a very sore taste in our collective mouths.

Now, that was FUNNY!

No. Abuja is. Paid a 2 year rent of 770K (including 10% agency fee) in dec. '08  for a one room 'self-contained' apartment in Jabi, the landlord is already hinting on upping the rent.

Transportation is a little bit cheaper though, but Abuja is definitely the most expensive city in Naija.

I trepidated with anger when i first saw that headline. How irresponsible!  

1. Desperados
2. V for vendetta

Erelu_Y:
This Nigerian guy who lived in one Northern Ireland City had a crash, and news reached his British wife (who bore him some kids) with whom he lived in the same city that she needed to come and see her husband, so she rushed down and stayed by her Nigerian husband's bedside at the hospital. Later that same day, the Irish wife (who also bore him some kids) of our Nigerian friend also got the news of her husband's crash and she rushed down from Dublin to Northern Ireland to meet not only her husband, but also her husband's British wife. Hahaha, the British-Irish acrimony quickly raised its ugly head, again, but this time around over a Nigerian BIGAMIST. Rumour/Gossips has it that this Nigerian dude also has one Nigerian wife (who equally bore him some kids) at home in Nigeria

Amebo!

OMO IBO:
ROTFLMAO
O boy, wetin man for do na.

At the time I wasn't as open minded as I am now.

But person dey learn sha.

Correct! Now back to the topic.

na_so:
Ol boy cold first catch me,   everything just shrink. But on a second thought i had to act like i was'nt afraid cos she will really exploit that  later,  so i warned her immediately never to talk to me like that again,  and that i expected her to know I dont date "ordinary" people too. But my guy i no sleep that nite.

^^^^

LWKMD i didn't expect you to. i for even leave am for the house sef. i don't care if it's 4 in the morning, I'm not staying in that house. I'm not scared, I'm just being security conscious.  

OMO IBO:
Things were fine until she thought she'd spice things up by introducing a d1ld0.

Needless to say, it hastened the breakup.

Bush boy! you should have introduced a pocket pu**y and some chocolate!

rekeson:
Until i discovered that when she is asleep, u can intimacy her, kill her or do anything 2 her and she won't even stir let alone wake up!!!!

Guy, your own good now!  at least u dont have to beg for 'some', you just chill a little untill she falls asleep.

Ha! una no go kill person!

na_so:
until she looked straight in my eyes at about midnight and uttered, "do you know i am not ordinary"?

^^^^
LWKM what did u do? i guess u stayed up all night, in case she decides to prove it.

seunbanme:
Until _almighty 'seun jakujaku of nairaland' banned me

_{and i no do nothing. . .}

If you keep this up, your next username will be 'seunkillme'. Trust me, he's capable.

Until she told me her brother's name was 'Clifford' and her last name was 'Orji'. 'Never ran so fast in my life!

descharmed:
things were goin fine, until he went back to her, lied that he did not love her anymore, lied dt he was not seeing her, he lied about everything

^^^^ Do i know you?

She told me she missed her 'period'.

Awesome. lets hook up online. im Knotty_ix.

arkinses:
Oya wa gba tissue. As I'm naturally shy, and have my shirt on in these scene, I hope the lusciousness of the background can by analogy suggest the awesomeness that is my six pack

https://i793.photobucket.com/albums/yy219/akin_photo/Odokasnewman.jpg?t=1273074217

Mehnnnn! i can't take it anymore! i've been laughing all day and then this 'Adam in the garden of bush' comes up. What the hell is he doing lying in that bush anyway? Arkinses you nor try at all!

arkinses:
"Ori, Ori O, Olajumoke n lo" is finally having his 15 minutes of fame

^^^^
Na Only the Head u see?

Abeg o! make una no kill person with laugh o. Now everyone at work thinks im crazy (again)!

Bloody child molester! what's it with this dude anyway? heared he divorced a 17yr old to make room for this new one. (unconfirmed)

And to make matters worse, he's a serving Senator. Dude just sank Nigeria to a new low.

Agba iya osi!

Dozzy 3:
The first time wey i enter 2010 ML i humble , the first time wey i see BM X6 i die wake up _{note i just see i no enter, what if i enter?} BM any day

^^^
UNGKMWL HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

bisiaet:
I like BMW X5 as a particular brand but in total comparison with Mercedez brands I think Mercedez are more super and reliable, above all I just belief it is all a matter of choice for individual, and to buy what you can afford without breaking bank or go other way(!!!!!!!!)

^^^
Nicely said. MOD, i think we need a poll. i'll like to see the X5 tear the ML apart once and for all.

Byno Baba:
Oga Siena,

You cannot post the picture of a 1998 ML and place same beside a 2009 X5.

Let people see what the X5 is truely up against so that they can decide properly (so that those with money can go and buy the benz)

^^^^
LoL. We've seen the ML 2010 model and we still prefer the '09 X5!

BMW any day.

What is this? a joke? Electricity was at least a little bit decent (8 hrs a day, give or take) before this 'Jonathan Syndome'! Now we're lucky we if we have power for 4 hours total in a day, and i live in Jabi, FCT.

PurestBoy:
I will deny my faith at the point of hot slap or gun point.

^^^^
LWKMD

@post
Sharp-sharp, for the following reasons
1. Dying for your faith does not guarantee you are going to heaven. (that depends entirely on the kind of person you are)
2. Of what good is my faith when i'm dead?

Really funny post.

This post is another one of nairaland's treasures. Thanks guys, now everybody in my office thinks i'm crazy!

Nah, i'd rather listen to the radio.