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Nairaland GeneralRe: Confusion Over Self-confessed Witch by Ultrame(m): 3:24pm On Feb 02, 2011
symbianDON:
must ve been an alien spaceship that crashlanded from outer space. she is an alien from another civilisation sent to observe voters registration in nigeria grin
LWKM!!! Guy u no well at all!
PoliticsRe: Billards Clash Leads To 4 Deaths And Burning Of 5 Mosques And 50 Homes by Ultrame(m): 11:38am On Jan 28, 2011
When are we ever going to learn?

The violent crisis in the North is a glaring expression of the selfishness, intolerance and lovelessness ingrained in the PEOPLE involved and NOT their religion or ethnicity.

People kill people, religion or ethnicity don't. Even if your religion or ethnicity dictate that you kill, you still have a choice as a sensible and decent human being to decline. We like to blame everything on anything but ourselves.

WE DID THIS. RELIGION AND ETHNICITY DID NOT!
Until we check ourselves and reverse these rather negative personality traits and individually embrace selflessness, tolerance and love, we'll continue to struggle with the same set of demons, as individuals and as a nation.

I Feel sick.
PropertiesRe: To Rent An Apartment In Lagos, Why The Wahala by Ultrame(m): 8:42am On Jan 10, 2011
Dude u should come to ABJ and see things.

The only thing is that the houses are available. just at slitthroath prices.
EventsRe: Scientists Clone Half Bear-half Man-half Pig! by Ultrame(m): 12:05pm On Dec 23, 2010
@poster

first, thepadrino.com is a known Prank website

Second, the Dr. Eli Vance quoted in that article is a fictional character in the half-life game series.

I seriously hope you meant this post as a joke,  and if you do, its really disturbing!
PoliticsRe: Debate: Is Nigeria A Failed State? by Ultrame(m): 8:23am On Dec 20, 2010
Absolutely. There's no doubt about it.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu, Lp Presidential Aspirant Resign by Ultrame(m): 1:07pm On Dec 15, 2010
ladi02:
@Ultrame

Live and Let Live grin

@Becomrich
Carry go my friend. .you need to become commissioner of tourism in Yorubaland!
Ladi, which one is more disturbing? his 'sub-gubernatorial' ambition or his maps? huh grin
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu, Lp Presidential Aspirant Resign by Ultrame(m): 12:58pm On Dec 15, 2010
@Becomerich

Get help!.
EventsRe: Let's Have A Nairaland Beach Party by Ultrame(m): 2:17pm On Dec 10, 2010
Millenium Park in Abuja Please!!!! It'll be fun.
PoliticsRe: Controversial Bill: Legislators Are Rascals - Hon Obahiagbon by Ultrame(m): 5:51pm On Nov 24, 2010
I just checked the meaning of the word 'apologia' and the way it was used, Hon Obahiagbon did not apologize at all.

In fact if he did anything at all, it is to show those lousy lawmakers that are calling for his head how stupid they really are.

WOW! this dude is way too smart.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apologia
PoliticsRe: Controversial Bill: Legislators Are Rascals - Hon Obahiagbon by Ultrame(m): 3:47pm On Nov 24, 2010
ifyalways:
lol@ "gambadoism"
What does it mean.Googled it and it brought me back to NSA.
gam·bado (gam bā′dō)

noun pl. gambados -·dos or gambadoes -·does

1.Origin: altered < Fr gambade < Prov gambado < It gambata, a kick < gamba, leg: see gamb
a.a curvetting leap, as by a horse

b.a[b] prank or antic[/b]

2.Origin: < It gamba, a leg
a long legging, esp. one attached to a saddle to serve as a stirrup


http://www.yourdictionary.com/gambado
PoliticsRe: Explosion Rocks Delta Govt House by Ultrame(m): 12:24pm On Nov 04, 2010
Although im not an expert on bombs or anything, but deducing from the pictures above, the explosions appear NOT to have been caused by a bomb, but from a small explosive device that detonated without igniting. I think undecided
PropertiesRe: Can Your Landlord Eject You Without A Written Notice? by Ultrame(m): 6:04pm On Nov 03, 2010
No sir.
PoliticsRe: Fire Guts Dokpesi’s Ait, Raypower In Kano. by Ultrame(m): 1:46pm On Nov 01, 2010
banom:
It was the the hand work of your fathers peni*s, hopeless animal, you are the reason Nigeria is backward. pathetic Idio*t
^^^^^
You've got ZERO sense of humour. Even a slowpoke will sense 175's sarcasm from a mile away.

@ Topic, i dont see any political undertone here, the fire has 'natural' written all over it.

Meanwhile, I dont believe any arsonist (political or otherwise) will start a fire when AIT staffers are at work.

Just my 2 cents.
PoliticsRe: SSS, Others Intercept Rocket Launchers, Bombs In Lagos by Ultrame(m): 6:01pm On Oct 27, 2010
guys pls any update on those ships transporting 'troops' off the niger?
TravelRe: Africa's Most Beautiful City In Pics by Ultrame(m): 1:41pm On Oct 27, 2010
Fantastic pictures OP. Thanks for sharing those captured moments. Abuja is indeed beautiful.
PoliticsRe: Animal Rights Abuse In Nigeria by Ultrame(m): 12:37pm On Oct 26, 2010
Have we achieved 20% Human Rights recognition yet? Talk of misplaced priorities.

LOL @ pictures.
RomanceRe: Mobo 444 Caught Live {no Offiennce} with pics by Ultrame(m): 3:31pm On Oct 19, 2010
Going by his suspicious getup, tie and stuff, the dude in that picture is a 'professional' babysitter and a human-dishwasher.

So, its just another day at the job he's getting paid to do.

I don't think the day a black man will willingly do the dishes and back the baby while he's at it is here yet.
Car TalkRe: Jesus Please Take The Wheel! Fashola Should See This (men Of Kai) by Ultrame(m): 3:03pm On Oct 19, 2010
Naija sha! We've got a very long way to go as far as human rights is concerned in this country.

I wonder what will happen to that okada dude if he hit the KAI egg-head.
EducationRe: Your Bizarre Experiences In Boarding School by Ultrame(m): 8:00pm On Oct 14, 2010
iyatrustee:
Seems we have some unity ikere guys in the house!fagba was dreaded u all remember?missing dinner bcs u went to stream happens always and god help u if its the friday assembly• Was in fabunmi house 97set dat makes me your snr! Lol
^^^^
LOL.  How are you doing sis? One year no be small thing o. grin

Fagba was a dreaded terrorist and a wonderful (Music) teacher, all at the same time. You can spot his (over-ironed) shining suit fom a mile away. grin

ROFL
EducationRe: Your Bizarre Experiences In Boarding School by Ultrame(m): 6:50pm On Oct 14, 2010
spawnx:
Unity Ikere. I had devils for seniors. Had to go fetch water from stream and would miss dinner, if u come across

1.Nice senior- ll fetch a cup or two from each ones bucket
2.Mean senior- would pour half of your water
3.Devil senior- would pour all your water and give you empty bucket
4.Lucifer- would tell all ya to put your buckets under his bunk and scram

Dont 4get u missed dinner.
so we always sent a scout first, if he didnt get drafted for someevil assignment shocked
^^^^^
LWKMD

Dude we attended the same school! what class and house were you.  I was in Graduating class of '98, Afolabi Ajayi House.
EducationRe: Your Bizarre Experiences In Boarding School by Ultrame(m): 6:03pm On Oct 14, 2010
I fondly remember UNITY IKERE for two things

1. We save all our provisions for the eve of End of Term holidays we fondly called RED NIGHT.
On Red Nights, we put lanterns in red buckets and carry it on our heads, running about the whole school shouting red night, red night,
Pretty amazing,   One of the beautiful times we look forward to in those dark times.

2. Inspection Time, which is every last Saturday of the month, Male prefects and the housemaster (Mr. Fagba) inspect the female hostels while the Female prefects and their housemistress inspect the male hostels. Because its a big No-No to even go near the opposite gender's hostel, its pretty remarkable to see a girl strutting confidently down the male hall room. You can also easily spot the guys trying so hard to hide their simulteneous feelings of embarrassment and excitement spurred on by the female presence.

By God, I miss those days.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is Your Favourite Nairalander And Why? by Ultrame(m): 4:15pm On Oct 10, 2010
Davidylan -Cool, intresting and highly insightful Guy.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Campaigner Quits Over President's Comment . by Ultrame(m): 1:04pm On Oct 09, 2010
@tellewisdom
how do u get good governance when u've got a 'madman' for a ruler? huh

oro e o m'ogbon dani
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Campaigner Quits Over President's Comment . by Ultrame(m): 12:43pm On Oct 09, 2010
Took him long enough. As far as im concerned, Mr. President is guilty of some form of complexity or the other in the bomb blast until proven otherwise.
RomanceRe: How Do You Make Someone Lose Interest In You? by Ultrame(m): 8:09am On Oct 08, 2010
Ranoscky:
Just look for a space in your street and start frying ~~~> AKARA !!!
Then, beg them to help you hawk the akara with those big trays.

LMAO grin
LiteratureRe: Lagos And Abuja: A Tale Of Two Cities. by Ultrame(m): 12:59pm On Oct 05, 2010
T.Wise:
There's really no place lyk home & I say dt cos av spent 5 yrs outside lag 2 oda states. Even with dynamix of Lagos, it still remains fun to leave in. Just get d ropes right & U'd luv it,  Eko o ni Baje! Ajo o le dabi ile.
@ Poster: Lagos is where U belong. Over Here, your mind is sharpened to think outside d box. Naturally. I mean with: "Road safety marshals, VIO, Lastma, Local Govt Tout, Kai, Yellow fever, check point Police, Mopol, armed robbers, window cleaner boys, beggars, street hawkers trying to scam you, okadas (the normal okada, the Aboki- speed demons) grin grin grin trailers with no brake, learner drivers, etc your creativity wd come alive and U r forced to Fire your Boss quickly!

I luv dis City!!! cool
Oh Bobbs e! U wicked o! All these 'agencies' after one single guy on a daily basis?  No be small thing! LOL

@ OP, Beautiful post!

I live and work in Abuja myself and while i wont say it's all rosy, i still prefer the fresh air and laid back tempo in ABJ to the madness in Lagos anyday. (No offence Lagosians)  grin

One Love!
FamilyRe: Say Something To Your Mum by Ultrame(m): 9:24am On Sep 20, 2010
Thanks Mom, You mean the world to me.
RomanceRe: How To Impress On First Date by Ultrame(m): 1:09pm On Sep 17, 2010
"@Dr_Cock"

You really need to talk to someone about your "Aggravated-Urge-for-Obscenity" disorder. grin grin

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