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Was It A Dream? - 30 Seconds To Mars

Ruled By Secrecy - Muse

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Dark Shines - Muse

monkeyleg:
ok, so you settle them this time. What happens when next they want chop money, This is tantamount to kidnapping a nation, we must think properly before we approach things

Exactly! They are holding the whole nation to ransom. We all know what happens at these 'dialogues'.

F.G. doles out a huge sum to them and they go away for a while.

Two weeks later, they are back with bigger, meaner threats and then a bigger 'dialogue' ensues.

This country na wah!

ikeyman00:
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air bag or not people still get killed

average Nigerian mentality is so cruel

imagine people only look out for road safety officer before they even have their seat belt on hahha STANDARD

so dnt talk like your air bag is a noble saviour when it isnt

again for those driving with bad brake pad etc; only in nigeria that u have cars that failed brake; cars aint built not to stop when brakes are applied!

now this is what its sound like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fawev1yln2s

Ode ni e.

daroz:
I laugh in bini language. Most of u guys think freedom of speech in nairaland means freedom to talk anyhow. If u want to know the magnitude of the implication of the Oba laying a curse on anyone leaving in Benin soil, just go and ask a typical Bini man. Abi una think say Oba of benin be like some of those yoruba Oba wey dey fight for street? Infact I dey cry for Eriho right now

^^^
You dey craze!

You have no respect whatsoever for other peoples' culture, yet you rant about how sacred yours is. You're so full of Poo!.

jason123:
Bro, you have to agree that MEND is provoking them. Lagos is the only self sustaining city in Nigeria and it does not derive its revenue from the so called Nigerdelta oil. Lagos has its own oil well and it also has the largest natural gas reserves in West Africa. So the agrument of Lagos getting its money from Nigerdelta oil is baseless.

Secondly, why can't MEND attack Abuja Why Lagos all the time What about Portharcourt or other cities?? Why Lagos??

@Bolded part.

Because you don't have any friends or family in Abuja abi? Ta a ba s'oko s'oja. . .   (If you throw stone in the market. . . )

Adanora:
WHO EVER THAT WROTE DIS POST IS A BIG LIAR. GO bleep your MOTHER OR FATHER. THERS NO WAY SHE CAN SAY ALL DAT U WROTE
LET OUR FIRST LADY BE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. SHE IS THE FIRST LADY AND THERES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING U OR ANYOTHER PERSON CAN DO ABT IT

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They still MAKE you?

You are so unimaginably re.tarded. Nobody on this thread is disputing the fact that she's the first lady.

What we are saying is that she's a not-so-fluent-in-English first lady and it's causing this nation lots and lots of embarrassment.

Kapish?

10cirenoh:
See this dogshit, is it not you that was supporting the governor with your silly statement? you this wastepipe

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Oga, you owe Ikwikwikwi (_{what kind of name is that?! )} an apology. He was condemning the attack in his own way.

Jahbless should add this new line to Joor o!:

Mi o le fi 'Patience' ka news!  Joor o!

“If you carry ya women rish dia, protect ya vote; they have expand Enugu airport to make sure you can flew ya goods to south east, atink my husband & him junior broda have do well. mind you, we women have short time to born shidren, man can born shidren till 100yrs so dont let mans to use ya shidren as militancy or as togs or army robbering, ask ya youths to enter house.” - Dame PATIENCE JONATHAN

^^^^^^
ROLFMAO

Very funny stuff. We should pitch the good Dame against Rita Koko Mansion in a grammar 'gun' fight, - cowbow style.

_{Grabs popcorn sits at the edge of the sofa and wishes Rita a lot of luck (she'll need every bit of it against this formidable foe).}

May the best shooter win!  

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@Topic,

What you need to get is a bottle of SNIPER and follow these simple directions.

1. Get a syringe or a reuseable plastic spray container. (a nose muff might help if you're an 'Ajebo')
2. Shut down all ventilation systems (AC/fan) and close doors and windows. Put on your nose muff (if you have one)
3. Neatly apply Sniper UNDILUTED using the syringe or spray container along the foot of every wall in the house.
4. GET OUT FAST and remain out for at least 3 hours or longer.
5. Come back in after 3 hours, reventilate and watch your cockroaches crawl out from their hideouts and die in the open
(sniper kills their eggs too!). They will continue to die like that for at least 1 month.
6. Repeat the operation in another 3 months.


I'm a living witness, Sniper kicks ass. ALL sort of insects in your apartment WILL die.


I hope i helped. Cheers.

@Dayokanu,
That matter suffered a massive stroke even before goodluck declared IBB as his 'father'.

My bet is that you'll never hear anything about that ugly incident again and if you do, its going to be the same ol' "we're still investigating the matter".

THis GEJ sha!, Gaffe after goof.

Ha! O ga o! This rat infestation thing is a serious matter.

I was a victim too. I kept waking up consistently around 2 am because I had some very large rats in my ceiling. They make all sorts of annoyingly loud noises that would rob me of sleep and it almost drove me crazy. Picture a man poking at his roof with a mop stick in the middle of the night!!! Yeah, that was me.

One night i just got fed up.

On my way from work, I bought some rat poison (the one in a sachet) from a mallam and some fried fish from a local BUKA. (The young lady that sold the fish thought i was going to soak gaari with the fish because i couldn’t afford a 'proper' meal and she awkwardly offered me some food. LOL.  I quickly explained myself).

When i got home, I soaked gaari with some of the fish 

(Don’t blame me! the scent was so irresistibly sweet and feeding the whole lot to some useless vermin made my blood boil) I applied the poison to the rest of the fish and entered my ceiling with it.

I spread the fish/poison in a way the rats could not miss it. i spread it everywhere.

Less than 30 minutes later, they came to feed and I’ve not heard from them since then. I didn’t even bother checking for their remains, for as long as there was no smell in my apartment and no noise in my ceiling, I’m cool.

So, here’s my advice my friend:  Buy some fried fish and rat poison and spread it everywhere (only do this if you don’t have little children or pets) and regain your lost apartment.

Cheers

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