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Education / Re: Mr Shape Mathematics Give Away By 8pm 13th August 2020 by Umartins1(m): 9:46pm On Aug 13, 2020
Mrshape:


question 25.
What is the sum of the lines of symmetry of a circle and a trapezium





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Education / Re: Mr Shape Mathematics Give Away By 8pm 13th August 2020 by Umartins1(m): 9:39pm On Aug 13, 2020
Mrshape:


question 25.
What is the sum of the lines of symmetry of a circle and a trapezium





Guy, how can 0 and infinity be added?
Education / Re: Mr Shape Mathematics Give Away By 8pm 13th August 2020 by Umartins1(m): 9:38pm On Aug 13, 2020
Mrshape:


question 25.
What is the sum of the lines of symmetry of a circle and a trapezium





0 or infinity
Education / Re: Mr Shape Mathematics Give Away. By 9:00pm Wednesday 12th by Umartins1(m): 10:50pm On Aug 12, 2020
Mrshape:







Question 18
What is the sum of the the next 5 multiples of 2



4+6+8+10+12

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Education / Re: Mr Shape Mathematics Give Away. By 9:00pm Wednesday 12th by Umartins1(m): 10:46pm On Aug 12, 2020
Mrshape:







Question 18
What is the sum of the the next 5 multiples of 2



2+4+6+8+10
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Education / Re: Mr Shape Mathematics Give Away. By 9:00pm Wednesday 12th by Umartins1(m): 10:22pm On Aug 12, 2020
Mrshape:


Question 16

Make u subject formula in

1/v +1/u =1/f

In its simplest for show workings




(U+V)/UV =1/f
F(u+v)=UV
Uf+vf=uv
Uf-uv=-vf
U(f-v)=-vf
U= -vf/f-v
Car Talk / Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Umartins1(m): 5:38pm On Aug 11, 2020
Lol... In case of hold up and you wan cut corners, follow a danfo wey get Pasuma sticker

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Politics / Oyo Governor, Makinde, Sacks Works Commissioner, Swaps Two Others by Umartins1(m): 5:28pm On Aug 10, 2020
Oyo State Governor, Engineer Seyi Makinde, has relieved the Commissioner for Works, Infrastructure and Transport, Professor Raphael Afonja of his appointment.

The governor, in a letter dated August 10, 2020 and signed by the Secretary to the State Government (SSG), Mrs. Olubamiwo Adeosun, said the termination takes immediate effect.

A statement by the Chief Press Secretary to the Governor, Mr. Taiwo Adisa, quoted the letter titled “Termination of appointment” as saying: “I wish to convey the approval of His Excellency, Governor Seyi Makinde, on the termination of your appointment as Honourable Commissioner, with immediate effect.

“Consequent upon the above development, you are hereby directed to hand over all the government items in your possession to the Permanent Secretary (Ministry of Works, Infrastructure and Transport).
“I am to add that, your contribution within the time of your sojourn is appreciated and commendable, and therefore, wish you successes in your future endeavours. I thank you."

In another development, the governor has also approved the redeployment of two Commissioners, who were asked to swap portfolios.

An internal memo signed by the SSG with the subject: "Redeployment of EXCO members" indicated that the Commissioner for Special Duties, Chief Bayo Lawal, has been moved to the Ministry of Local Government and Chieftaincy Affairs, while his counterpart who was manning that Ministry, Hon. Funmilayo Orisadeyi, is to move to the Ministry of Special Duties.

The memo indicated that the redeployment takes immediate effect.

Source: Oyo State Government Facebook Page

Education / Re: Basic Mathematics Give Away by 8:00pm Monday 10th August by Umartins1(m): 9:39am On Aug 10, 2020
Mrshape:





Functional mathematics jss1 page112


Nothing justifies if it should be ascending or descending. As long as it is orderly arranged, it can take either form

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Education / Re: Basic Mathematics Give Away by 8:00pm Monday 10th August by Umartins1(m): 10:13pm On Aug 08, 2020
Mrshape:


Rank order is from the biggest to the smallest sir


Boss, I didn't participate for the money. I was bored, that's why I participated. You can see I didn't thank you when I won.

Rank order can take both forms of ascension and descending
Education / Re: Basic Mathematics Give Away by 8:00pm Monday 10th August by Umartins1(m): 10:11pm On Aug 08, 2020
Mrshape:



Correct
Additional #20 to your wallet
You now have #60
Hopefully by tomorrow you will be able to cash out.


No. Not correct. Order of rank wasn't specified. The first guy to rank in order of ascension is also correct
Education / Re: Basic Mathematics Give Away by 8:00pm Monday 10th August by Umartins1(m): 10:07pm On Aug 08, 2020
Mrshape:



Question 6 arrange in rank the following numbers

2,8,5,9,0





Void the question and come up with another as the order of rank wasn't specified
Education / Re: Basic Mathematics Give Away by 8:00pm Monday 10th August by Umartins1(m): 10:06pm On Aug 08, 2020
Mrshape:



Question 6 arrange in rank the following numbers

2,8,5,9,0





9, 8, 5, 2, 0
Education / Re: Basic Mathematics Give Away by 8:00pm Monday 10th August by Umartins1(m): 9:52pm On Aug 08, 2020
Mrshape:


Pay as you earn paye
The English has problem
Education / Re: Basic Mathematics Give Away by 8:00pm Monday 10th August by Umartins1(m): 9:52pm On Aug 08, 2020
Mrshape:


Question 5
If the payee is #500 and the tax free is #4500
What is is the taxable income if the income is #5020.




5020-4500

520
Education / Re: Basic Mathematics Give Away by 8:00pm Monday 10th August by Umartins1(m): 9:51pm On Aug 08, 2020
Mrshape:


Question 5
If the payee is #500 and the tax free is #4500
What is is the taxable income if the income is #5020.




What is payee?
Education / Re: Basic Mathematics Give Away by 8:00pm Monday 10th August by Umartins1(m): 9:39pm On Aug 08, 2020
[quote author=Mrshape post=92605096][/quote]

Who edited?
Education / Re: Basic Mathematics Give Away by 8:00pm Monday 10th August by Umartins1(m): 9:32pm On Aug 08, 2020
Mrshape:
please after this you give me some break let me eat my corn. The pea is getting cold

question 4 What is the amount on #5000 invested for 2 years at 5percent per annual



(5000 X 2 X 5)/100

50000/100

500

5000+500

5500
Education / Re: Basic Mathematics Give Away by 8:00pm Monday 10th August by Umartins1(m): 9:22pm On Aug 08, 2020
Mrshape:


question 3 calculate the area of a triangle of sides 4cm 3cm and 5cm respectively


Area of triangle= √s(s-a)(s-b)(s-c)

Where S is (a+b+c)/2

S= (4+3+5)/2
S= 12/2
S= 6

Therefore, Area= √6(6-4)(6-3)(6-5)
A= √6(2)(3)(1)
A= √36
A= 6cm2
Education / Re: Basic Mathematics Give Away by 8:00pm Monday 10th August by Umartins1(m): 9:15pm On Aug 08, 2020
Mrshape:


question 3 calculate the are of a triangle of sides 4cm 3cm and 5cm respectively


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Health / Re: Lala Foundation Donates Relief Materials To Bayelsa Community (Photos) by Umartins1(m): 1:51pm On Jul 30, 2020
Nice click bait
Music/Radio / Master KG Ft. Burna Boy- Jerusalema Remix Lyrics With English Translation by Umartins1(m): 7:16am On Jun 22, 2020
Our very own African giant dominated the song like he owns it and effortlessly switched from Zulu to English to Yoruba. Here's the lyrics to Jerusalema with full English translation


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP8Y5TykWPc

Lalasticlala,seun, airmark, mynd44
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Finds Live Python In Motorcycle Engine In Anambra (Photos, Video) by Umartins1(m): 2:56pm On Jun 20, 2020
elganzar:
if only we could place bets on wether or not a topic would be moved to Front Page grin

Lol... Boys for dey cash out steady

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Family / Re: Woman Cries As Husband Surprises Her On Her Birthday With IPhone, Money In Cake by Umartins1(m): 3:32pm On May 23, 2020
Westernlove:
See leeches salivating and jumping around on this thread. Small time now, I will be busy counting my millions and fully enjoying myself when News will pop-up that this particular SIMP In the picture Is dead lol......TYPICAL SIMPS would go any length to satisfy pvssy. Even If It's to Cut him mama neck to do blood money. Wetin eyes never see, Nothing moves me anymore,.....Fooooools. Next Please.......

Hustle o... So you no go dey type long story for person happiness

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Education / Re: Life As An Almajiri (a True Story) By Japheth Prosper by Umartins1(m): 12:35pm On May 18, 2020
CanadaOrBust:


Don’t understand why this heart-warming true story is not on front page

Lalasticlala, Seun

Lol... If you can try and drag snake in, you'll have it on FP
Education / Re: Life As An Almajiri (a True Story) By Japheth Prosper by Umartins1(m): 8:26pm On May 17, 2020
Quinex2:
It should, if we can adopt something similar to China's approach.

Hmm... What's the Chinese approach all about?
Education / Re: Life As An Almajiri (a True Story) By Japheth Prosper by Umartins1(m): 2:41pm On May 17, 2020
Quinex2:
I had first hand encounter with almajiris as a corps member in Kano. Life is just too harsh on those helpless kids. You see them, wandering aimlessly, on dirty clothes and bare feet, with plastic plates, begging for food and eating leftovers at restaurants.
The government and other well meaning individuals need start fending for those kids, followed by implementing strict birth control measures in the North.
Stop birthing kids you can't cater for, only to end up sending them to the streets.

You think strict birth control will work in the core north?
Education / Re: Life As An Almajiri (a True Story) By Japheth Prosper by Umartins1(m): 12:26pm On May 17, 2020
Toluabigr8:
interesting

Very, very, changed my perspectives of the Almajiris a bit

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Education / Re: Life As An Almajiri (a True Story) By Japheth Prosper by Umartins1(m): 12:12pm On May 17, 2020
It’s our uniforms that are left for us to buy,” I told him.

He was leaning on his car and from the way he kept nodding; it was obvious that he was impressed with what we’d told him. He insisted we show him the books we had bought. Ali quickly ran to the shop where we had already paid for the books but were yet to be supplied to fetch them

In no time, he was back with them. That day after we had finished polishing his shoes, Mr. Okafor gave us money to buy our uniforms. He said he would have taken us and given us a place to stay but that we were too young and he could be accused of abduction.

“Come here when your uniforms are ready,” he told us.
That was how Allah used Mr. Okafor to change our story in 1992. He took us to a public primary school and registered us.

Some people are angels and when you are lucky to meet them, they don’t care what your tribe or religion is before they choose to help you. Mr. Okafor was such a person. Ali and I began to sleep in one of his warehouses at night with some of his workers – mostly Hausas who help to offload his goods. His wife treated us like her own children. She would give us food and some of her children’s old clothes.

Tragedy struck in the year2004 when Ali and I were at ABU Zaria. Mr. Okafor had an accident on his way to his village and died. I thought this would affect us but Obinna, his eldest son took over his fabric business and still carried on as if nothing had happened. The relationship we had with the family blossomed. When we returned from school, we would work in one of their warehouses until the holiday was over. There was never a time we called Obinna and told him we needed money and he didn’t respond.

After my service in 2010, I joined the custom service while Ali through one of his friends whom he met in school became a politician. He is a lawmaker in his state house of assembly. He is doing great. We are both doing great and still good friends.

And we are still very close to the Okafors. Ours is a relationship that would last until the day Allah calls us. Our story has taught me that the saying ‘man is the architect of his own fortune,’ is very true. And also, when there’s a will, there surely will be a way. Don’t let anyone deceive you, there is light of every dark tunnel for everyone. We only remain in the darkness of the tunnel because we are just too scared to approach the light. if we make a move, we surely would be out of the tunnel.

I got married in 2015 and Obinna and his mother attended the wedding. They were also in Ali’s wedding too a year before.

When we fight over tribe or religion, we do so because we are largely ignorant of our existence and how Allah can use us as angels to help one another. Humanity should always count because we are all one and the same. It is needless for us to keep pointing guns and raising daggers at one another.

Culled from THE ALMAJIRI by Japheth

Lalasticlala, seun
Education / Re: Life As An Almajiri (a True Story) By Japheth Prosper by Umartins1(m): 12:10pm On May 17, 2020
This fat customer was drooling like a toddler. Saliva dropped from his mouth into his soup as if there was a burst tap in his throat. We were supposed to take a dive for the leftover of that food! Mere looking at him made me sick.

“Ali, can you see what is happening?” I muffled. “Can you see the way that man’s saliva fall freely into his soup?”
Ali smiled. “Abubakar, I am really shocked at what you are saying.” Do you mean to tell me that you haven’t seen something like this before?

I can swear by my life that most of these people there are sick. And because we eat what they leave behind, we are very likely to share in their misfortune since most illnesses are contagious. Abu, we are walking corpses.”

His response gave me goose pimples. That was the day Ali and I made up our minds to go out there and change our stories and destinies. In life, Allah gives us all equal opportunities. He gives us same air to breath and same time; twenty four hours daily to live in.

No one has more time than others. What we do with the time and how we choose to breath is dependent on the choices we make. Some make good choices and others don’t.

“Ali,” I muttered coldly, “may Allay forbid that I eat the leftover food from that man.” For the first time since we became friends, Ali hugged me. “Abu, you have said a noble thing. If you mean what you have said then we must elope. We must leave now. There’s nothing as sweet as freedom.” We both separated from the other boys that day and threw our beggarly bowls away. That night, we found a Dangote trailer which was about leaving for Lagos. It had just the driver and his conductors. Ali and I sneaked into it when no one was watching and in no time, our journey out of Kano began.
It was not until we got to Suleja that the driver and his conductor found us in their vehicle. They had stopped along the Abuja-Kaduna Road to refuel and eat. It was past ten. The conductor pointed his torch and saw us sleeping in a corner.

“Subanalahi!” he exclaimed rather surprisingly. “Ahmadu come and see these miserable elements sleeping in our vehicle.”
The driver climbed up and found Ali and me in the truck. I was shocked when he asked if we had eaten. Ali and I replied in unison that we had not eaten. He ordered us to climb down the truck. We followed them to a food vendor’s place where he bought us good food. It was the very first time that we would be having such good meals without begging for it.

After we had told him our story, he advised that we find a mosque in Suleja to spend the night.
“If you go to Lagos, you will suffer. The people there will not help you. They will tell you to go to your parents. You are still in the north. People here will understand why you are out of school at this age. This is why you should be here and not in Lagos. I will advise that you get shoe shining kits and begin to render services to people. Whatever you make could feed you and you will have a little to save for school.”He gave us two hundred naira each and reiterated that we must use it wisely. The money at that time was big.

How Ahmadu understood us and promptly decided to come to our aid still baffles me to this day. When their vehicle left, we spent the night at Kaduna Road on a plank beside a parked lorry. At dawn, we went to a nearby stream and bathed. It really felt so good that day because it seemed we were no longer under anyone who would dictate for us. That day, we found some cobblers and they told us how to go about getting all the kits and how to do the job. In three days, we were already dexterous shoe shiners. Days later, we were brilliant cobblers. On our twelfth day on the job, an Igbo trader whom we went to his house to polish his shoes – nineteen pieces in all – took pity on Ali and me and ask a few questions.

“You people are too young to do this job you are doing,” he said. “Don’t you have plans to go to school?”
Ali and I told him that we had already bought all our note books.
Education / Life As An Almajiri (a True Story) By Japheth Prosper by Umartins1(m): 12:09pm On May 17, 2020
Life as an almajiri in Kano was very tough. I could still remember how we went about in tens begging for alms and food. It’s really not a life anyone should live. I lived it years ago and could still tell exactly how it hurts; the memory of it and the hellish experiences we had to bear. Almajiri life isn’t a life. It’s like being dead-alive. I lived that life.

I was ten when I decided to remove the cloak of destitution and face life squarely. It still remains the turning point in my life and the wisest decision I’d ever taken.

I could still remember vividly what led me to take such a decision one afternoon. It was at Sabon Titi Kano. We were nine in number. We had trekked all the way from Bida Road. Ali, my best friend was saying something about how very unfair it was that girls were not allowed to wander about begging as boys did. He said something about girls being lucky and fortunate because they were not subjected to the demeaning life that we lived.

“But you don’t have to think that way,” I said. “You know that if you lived a good life here on earth, you surely would enjoy in heaven when you die.”
Ali had always thought differently. He was thirteen years old. Several times he would tell me that we should elope."

He said he didn’t like the way the Mallami treated us. According to him, we were treated as slaves and it was very unfair. Ali was the first ever almajiri I had seen who did not like his being a poor beggar. He always compared himself with the children of the rich.

Do you think Mallam Ladan will ever allow his own children to move about aimlessly in the streets begging as we do?” he often asked me. “He will never do a thing like that. His children eat good food and go to the white man’s school but we don’t. And every day, we take money that we make from begging to him. That is not fair.”No one hated Mallam Ladan as much as Ali did at that time.

Mallam Ladan had always said that Ali was rebellious and that he behaved like an infidel.

One day, and according to him, all infidels would never gain paradise where there were lots of merriments. I remembered one day Ali had asked a question during our usual group recitation of the holy book and Mallam Ladan, red with indignation ordered that Ali should be whipped.

According to him, Ali had asked a blasphemous question. Since then, Ali expressed his displeasure and irritation about the Mallam secretly to me. So, the day I finally made up my mind to quit almajarinci was at Sabon Titi.

We gathered around a very busy canteen owned by a woman from Lafia whom everybody referred to as Mama Nassarawa. She had a very large open space with huge patronage. Most often when any of her many customers ate to their fill and there was leftover, we would swing into action. It was usually like warfare. Our survival-of-the-fittest lives were hugely dependent on the miserable remnant from the food Mama Nassarawa’s customers left in their plates. Keenly, we watched from a close distance as the customers ate. Our eagle eyes moved from customer to customer and hand to hand. Contrary to what people think, the almajiri usually had more than enough to eat but we ate like swine; unhealthy and without control.

There was a very beefy fellow eating a fat meal. He had so many pieces of meat in his soup which attracted some of us; I especially had had the rare opportunity of eating meat and fish many a time. This would happen when some people barely touched their food before passing it to us. I had often wondered then why some people would eat only little food and be satisfied. Ali had also wondered too. He had told me once that he had never had a full stomach. He would emphasize further that until his hand got tired of conveying the food from the plate to his mouth, he would always continue to eat.

The beefy fellow at Mama Nassarawa made me have a rethink that day. He was eating pounded yam. Ali and I fixed our eyes on him. Suddenly, I noticed something rather strange.

Health / Re: What Are Those Things You Have Stopped Doing Because Of Coronavirus? by Umartins1(m): 8:32pm On May 05, 2020
Agnosticism. A part of me seems to be embracing religion

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