illuminada:


Lemme epp you (lets start with physical features):

10 inch beards;
Curly moustache like Herbert Macauley's;
Man boobs;
Big flabby tummy with skin that sags past the waist area;
Dreadlocks
Pitch Black lips
Yam legs
Hairy nostrils and ears

Sounds legit?
Lol..*runs away*

Nah, use your fone and google 'chris hemsworth' and 'jussie smollett' in images. Then quote me again

Randy91:


I knew she is a Muslim....

How does that relate to me being muslim? Or is rickross muslim too?

Jay542:

Lol. Or better still you should have a crush on dangote. That 6pack iss really not it mehn!

Lol I know you don't have. I just gave you hope ba?

illuminada:


Ummeey...Beht why na, hahahaha. This is even more hilarious than the first post.
Question for you...what are the qualities/features in a guy that'll make him ideal for you?

Lol do I even know?

illuminada:

Hahahahahahaaa.....dis comment almost killed me

You don't understand, am for real.

What is 6packs? I have a crush on rickross!

What is a party without jollof rice and big big meat in abundance? Igbo party looks like people came to pay for being invited. I have never heard of a yoruba party wey food no reach. You will not understand until you miss food at a party. Am not really the party type and I don't belong to any of the tribes but yoruba party rules anytime. Yoruba all the way!

Everybody wan post for nairaland.

youngest85:


How is d fasting going?

Alhamdulillah thanks

I went to a girls school.

youngest85:


If marriage wan wreck make e wreck na! Titanic no strong pass am?

Abi oo

Op if I hear peem, hmmm

Mindfulness:
The receptionist should be fired for not respecting the guest's privacy.

If I were you, I would mind my own business since you are not close to your uncle.
If it was an uncle who is close to me, I would confront the lady on the spot and tell her that she has a week to go to confession or else I will.

In Nigeria? Amebo everywhere.

If it was your uncle you saw with another woman, you won't be telling us.

Histrings08:
Yoruba language!!! The language that God will use on judgement day... Learn it now before tz too late

What a waste.

BluMalam:
Just like the north has the largest proportion of poverty due to her population, she also boasts of the largest proportion of the Rich whether in business or politics, including the wealthiest black man on planet earth.

Yes o

You have won in my heart. With those eyes, lips and beards? Abeg contest for Mr world.

lafex:
You r welcome. Am also base in Abuja. Nice to meet u

Oh nice, where?

Doesn't make him a better father.

NevetsIbot:
mehn. You're just like me... or I'm just like you... Either way sha... I love myself so much... and oooh... My naturally dark wavy hair. I perfume it even.

Nawaoo

kkash:
Cnt imagine my face without beards....#weird......

I hear a man talking.

dauntless15:
i dont have any beard

I know you have never grown any

dauntless15:
who made that stupid quote lemme locate him and shave his beard clean so he'll be like me.

Nobody is holding you back from shaving.

UyiIredia:


Whatever. I get beards but I like to dey shave am. Fresh face beats a bearded face any day.

Beards ain't for boys, so Calm down. When you grow up you will understand.

Jay542:
he'll be a lioness. lol

Lol,

You go fear tradition.

Hausa guys no dey shame again o

The gods have accepted the sacrifice.

Chuksemi:
Or is it denying many men wives? It's a two way thing, as a lady stays unmarried, so is a man somewhere unmarried.

Husband is not an award. It's a commitment. Not everybody has that strength or time.

God bless you bro

harsysky:
'If only women could understand that a man's second food is RESPECT, it will help them a lot. Men could become beast if respect and honor is stripped off them.

What a man can do, a woman can do better. Us, men no complain for that one but if a woman chuuk hand for our eyes, na big yawa o.

Really? Under which class of food? Well if it is your second food, cook it yourself. Do you have pot belly?

Just like nairaland has deprived some guys from growing up.

No homo