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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Ejaculates On Woman's Leg While Standing Behind Her On Queue In Bank by ummeey: 8:18am On May 16, 2016
Ibro2005:
That is why Islam is good always.

We don't make a single queue of same men and women
Exactly my brother. Salam alaikum. Happy birthday to you.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Ejaculates On Woman's Leg While Standing Behind Her On Queue In Bank by ummeey: 8:17am On May 16, 2016
Disgusting.
Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Visits Flavour At Home (photos) by ummeey: 8:14am On May 16, 2016
I don't like guys with strong looking ass.
Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Visits Flavour At Home (photos) by ummeey: 8:12am On May 16, 2016
Checked86:
The Flavour picture was not taken the same day with that of his baby mama. The two cars say it all. Check Flavour's door and the AC at the neighbour's house.
See observation abeg
Properties / Re: Advantages Of Aluminium Roof To Others by ummeey: 8:07am On May 16, 2016
gebest:
During the days of our fore fathers they uses thatches and zinc (npanu) and nothing like cancer, even in our days too we drink rainwater from it nd we became stronger, our fore fathers lived 120ys+. U realy said it dat alluminium roofing sheet is a tissue paper u ar very correct, d day our office caught fire dat was wen i gave up on using alluminium sheet cos it was burning like u pour petrol on d roof. Well indomie generation enjoy, for me i go for d real zinc (npanu).
Hahaha you are so funny. And breeze dey easily carry the thing.
Education / Re: Uniabuja SUG President Suspended Over Alleged Fund Looting by ummeey: 8:04am On May 16, 2016
This old man na student? And still stealing? SUG na scam!
Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Celebrates His 56th Birthday Today! by ummeey: 7:59am On May 16, 2016
Dele momodu sinachi
Family / Re: When Your Wife Compares You With Her Ex In Bed. by ummeey: 7:59pm On May 15, 2016
It's simple. Find the ex, get him to bleep your wife while you stand and watch. After that you can do whatever your mind tells you.
Celebrities / Re: Falz & Simi Cover Impelling Africa Magazine’s Lifestyle Edition by ummeey: 7:27pm On May 15, 2016
TolaniLuv:
Abeg who get Simi Instagram ID ?
@simplysimi

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Politics / Re: How I Converted To Islam - Olufunsho Amosun by ummeey: 7:22pm On May 15, 2016
shammah1:
That's good. My simple question is; will an Imam endorse and give his daughter in marriage to a Christian man? I wanna know how united we are
Guy, I go answer you but until you tell me why na only females you dey follow.
Crime / Re: Woman Dies After Husband Beat Her While Defending His Lover In Port Harcourt by ummeey: 8:11am On May 14, 2016
The Devil is a man.

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Celebrities / Re: Sarah Ofili Giving MouthAction To Nedu Wazobia Fm(pics) by ummeey: 9:19am On May 12, 2016
Stanleywaxy:
Did i just stare @ that picture for 12 minutes ... Guess I'm going nuts these days ...
love your signature
Family / Re: 6 ways women can avoid domestic violence. by ummeey: 7:31pm On May 09, 2016
There is no justification to beating your wife.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Shares Unclad After-sex Picture Of Himself And Wife by ummeey: 7:25am On May 09, 2016
The mattress no get bed sheet sef
Jokes Etc / Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by ummeey: 8:27pm On May 08, 2016
PoeticJazco:
Poor men always use force to do everything.
1.) A poor man signs check with so much power like some one drawing but a rich man just sign check with one or two dot.
2.) A poor man cries to God when praying but a rich man talks to God when praying.
3.) A poor man bleeps but a rich man makes love.
4.) A poor man goes on holiday but a rich man goes on vacation.

Add your own.
bros that number three tho. You funny aswear
Family / Re: Woman Celebrates Her Marriage Breakup With Cake by ummeey: 7:51pm On May 08, 2016
Flashh:

Your "personal text" is quite hilarious. grin
It's the truth naw
Family / Re: Woman Celebrates Her Marriage Breakup With Cake by ummeey: 7:45pm On May 08, 2016
Flashh:
See this one. No be you wan rape me?
Pulling everything I'm putting on. cheesy
lol
Family / Re: Woman Celebrates Her Marriage Breakup With Cake by ummeey: 7:40pm On May 08, 2016
Flashh:

I dey fear rape óó. cheesy
rapist alert
Family / Re: My Husband Beats Me With Cutlass; Targeting My Eyes- Domestic Violence Victim by ummeey: 7:25pm On May 08, 2016
You are still there taking selfie. Can't you walk out? Or una house no get door?
Family / Re: My Husband Beats Me With Cutlass; Targeting My Eyes- Domestic Violence Victim by ummeey: 7:21pm On May 08, 2016
piagetskinner:
Ure living with an animal



U married an animal
animals don't behave that way.
Family / Re: My Husband Beats Me With Cutlass; Targeting My Eyes- Domestic Violence Victim by ummeey: 7:17pm On May 08, 2016
ogbanje1:
It's safe to assume that there's a high rate of spousal abuse by Yoruba husbands, it's a glaring fact. All the recent cases are by Yoruba husbands. It's really alarming.
yoruba demons
Family / Re: My Husband Beats Me With Cutlass; Targeting My Eyes- Domestic Violence Victim by ummeey: 7:16pm On May 08, 2016
HateU2:
Stories like this sha!!!!

Marriage self ehn! I no wan talk
abeg no talk, I understand. Babe me like your signature o
Family / Re: My Husband Beats Me With Cutlass; Targeting My Eyes- Domestic Violence Victim by ummeey: 7:13pm On May 08, 2016
omoadeleye:
And you are still smiling sad
smiling and suffering
Family / Re: Woman Celebrates Her Marriage Breakup With Cake by ummeey: 7:01pm On May 08, 2016
Flashh:

You're pulling my legs this Sunday evening. Hope you won't pull my trouser too?
Hahaha dats if you didn't use belt.
Agriculture / Re: Help- My Poultry Birds Are Dying by ummeey: 5:13pm On May 08, 2016
saad4real:
U need to sent the death carcass to any clinic for PM. But you should use antiviral and antibiotic plus vitamin
Happy birthday to you
Foreign Affairs / Re: Old Couple Having Fun In Cameroon (pics) by ummeey: 4:56pm On May 08, 2016
See makeup.
Family / Re: Woman Celebrates Her Marriage Breakup With Cake by ummeey: 4:51pm On May 08, 2016
Flashh:

Does she looks responsible to you?
I know she doesn't. Just pulling your legs. Lol
Family / Re: Woman Celebrates Her Marriage Breakup With Cake by ummeey: 4:42pm On May 08, 2016
Flashh:
This one resemble wife sef?
how wives dey resemble?

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Family / Re: Woman Celebrates Her Marriage Breakup With Cake by ummeey: 4:41pm On May 08, 2016
She wore the shoes, she knows where it hurts.

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