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Sports / Re: Chichi Igbo Threatens To Snatch Boyfriends From Sexy Ladies (video) by ummeey: 9:29am On Aug 10, 2016
Sorry uncle chichi, my man ain't gay.
Education / Re: WAEC Results Held by ummeey: 12:03am On Aug 09, 2016
NigerianScholar:

They r investigating a possible case of xam malpractice. If shes guilty. No result. If not. It will come out later. But waec will announce when they stop investigations
Okay thanks
Education / Re: WAEC Results Held by ummeey: 12:01am On Aug 09, 2016
NigerianScholar:

They r investigating a possible case of xam malpractice. If shes guilty. No result. If not. It will come out later. But waec will announce when they stop investigations
Thanks
Education / Re: WAEC Results Held by ummeey: 9:22pm On Aug 08, 2016
ademiD:
pray they release it and if they will release... they should release on time
Thanks
Education / Re: WAEC Results Held by ummeey: 5:37pm On Aug 08, 2016
Will it be later released?
Education / WAEC Results Held by ummeey: 5:36pm On Aug 08, 2016
My younger sister checked her result and all subjects are showing HELD. Please what can we do about this?
Crime / Re: Father Beats His Daughter For Losing Her Slippers In Port Harcourt (Photos) by ummeey: 3:19pm On Aug 05, 2016
missyadorable:


For where? Even as a teenager with bo.obs,he used to strip me to panties n bra to beat me.There are scars but not very bad now.Then,my friends at school used to ask me what I did to be beaten like that.There is nobody I hate on this earth like my father.
I understand dear.
Crime / Re: Father Beats His Daughter For Losing Her Slippers In Port Harcourt (Photos) by ummeey: 1:07pm On Aug 05, 2016
Gennyike:
Look at this cute kid;just negodu ihe onye ara ji utari kpee ya ekwere na azu!

If the man could raise his hand on this kid then the mum is not spared at all.

This one requires no forgiveness o. The mum should Kukuma take her kid and apply Chioma Ajunwa way.

For my future husband out there, the day you will raise your hand to smack my baby eeeeee, that day will be the day you will know nine months and labour pain no be moi moi.
That warning is necessary.
Crime / Re: Father Beats His Daughter For Losing Her Slippers In Port Harcourt (Photos) by ummeey: 1:06pm On Aug 05, 2016
missyadorable:


This is how I was brought up
Childhood was painful.every flimsy mistake gave me serious beatings...my mum had the duty of dressing my wounds.today,the bridge that connects me to my father has been completely burnt.never in my life will I ever have anything to do with/say to him.even if I see him on the road,i will simply turn my face.I hate him for life!
For real? He didn't even spare you for being a girl? Hope there ain't much scars on your body?
Romance / Re: My Lecturer Wants To Bed Me. by ummeey: 9:00pm On Aug 04, 2016
He will soon pillow you.
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Cerebrating Court's Victory Today - Photos by ummeey: 8:49pm On Aug 04, 2016
See face
Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Dapper In Suit After Arrest In Uganda by ummeey: 7:44pm On Aug 03, 2016
No kissing baby
Romance / Re: Does Keeping Your Beards Make You A Ruffian?? by ummeey: 3:36pm On Aug 03, 2016
Jay542:
You always make this quote and i'll always agree grin
Abi na
Romance / Re: Does Keeping Your Beards Make You A Ruffian?? by ummeey: 2:08pm On Aug 03, 2016
A man without beards is like a lion without mane.
Celebrities / Re: Mo'cheddah Backside Seems To Be Growing Bigger In New Photo by ummeey: 11:23am On Jul 27, 2016
She dope. But somebody should please help me tell Lil Kesh to stop tying white handkerchief around his head.

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Education / Re: 2016 DELSU Departmental Cut Off Mark And Screening Score by ummeey: 6:16pm On Jul 23, 2016
CivilzedTyger:
I no even near there, I chose Bayero University, Kano
Please any news about BUK?
Celebrities / Re: Kayode Ogunyemi And His Irish Husband, They Wedded Last Year March by ummeey: 6:53pm On Jul 22, 2016
Disgusting!
Celebrities / Re: Zainab: I'm Married To Wizkid Spiritually by ummeey: 6:20pm On Jul 22, 2016
It's not lalabai, it's lullaby. See ya eyebrows. Don't worry wizkid loves you too.
TV/Movies / Re: Name A Movie You Watched Five Times But Still Didn't Get Bored by ummeey: 7:11am On Jul 20, 2016
Edybleketara:
Twin warrior, i watched it more than 20 times throughout my childhood.
Wow I love that movie
Family / Re: Woman Who 'Lost' Her Husband Due To Her Ego Laments: There Is No Benefit In Prid by ummeey: 5:05pm On Jul 17, 2016
colik:
" Every time we argue, I would pack my bags, go to my family and explain."

It's like you were high on Cameroon pepper then. pack your bags ke? Is marriage like boarding school?
people dey sha.
You are so funny
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Girls Have Fish Brains? by ummeey: 1:19pm On Jul 17, 2016
foolinlove:
Fish are actually very smart and can recognise human faces. They have great memories and emotional intelligence.

Why don't you learn to deal with rejection instead of blaming women for your emotional pain?
God bless you my sister
Romance / Re: I Swear I Will Never Love Again by ummeey: 9:12pm On Jul 12, 2016
Abeg who wants to love a nigga whose nyash is dry?
Romance / Re: If You Are To Be An Animal,what Animal Will You Choose? by ummeey: 9:06pm On Jul 12, 2016
A tiger, a puma or a cat
Fashion / Re: 7 Fashion Mistakes Common To The Nigerian Man by ummeey: 3:20pm On Jul 12, 2016
lewispius:
http://omgvoice.com/news/fashion-mistakes-man/


On every man’s road to dressing better, he learns quite a few things about style



Keep reading to make sure you don’t make the same mistakes — and learn how to fix them, if you do.


1. Wearing straight ties with shortsleeved shirts


That’s a major fashion blunder. You’re no longer in high school. Preferably, if you must wear a tie, try bow ties instead. They look way better.
I hate this one
Romance / Re: Can You Marry Someone Who's Sextape Is Om The Internet? by ummeey: 8:38am On Jul 12, 2016
Ask Adekanye West
Romance / Re: Whats The Most Scaries Movie That Got You Really Scared? by ummeey: 8:29am On Jul 12, 2016
I love horror movies, they are my favourite. I can't really pick out the scariest av watched but those ones about exorcism scare me more. Here are some
nightmare on elms street
Friday the 13th
The Devil inside
Oculus
Wrong turn 1-6
Final destination 1-4
Mama
Case 39
And many more that I can't even remember their names. There Is one about a video game, if they die in the game, they will die in real life the same way they died in the game. I can't remember the name.
Romance / Re: Whats The Most Scaries Movie That Got You Really Scared? by ummeey: 8:18am On Jul 12, 2016
ladyF:
Watch drag me to hell. There's one movie like this, about a phone call, very scary. Can't remember the name cry
One missed call
Islam for Muslims / Re: Changing Name After Marriage. by ummeey: 8:12am On Jul 12, 2016
Contact17:
@ ummeey sorry for derailing your thread.
No problem
Islam for Muslims / Re: Changing Name After Marriage. by ummeey: 8:14am On Jul 11, 2016
Contact17:
No

It is not permissible for a woman to take her husband’s name or his family name because that is attributing oneself to someone other than one’s father, and imitating the kuffaar from whom this custom was adopted.

Al-Bukhaari (3508) and Muslim (61) narrated from Abu Dharr (may Allaah be pleased with him) that he heard the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) say: “Any man who knowingly attributes himself to someone other than his father is guilty of kufr. Whoever claims to belong to a people when he has nothing to do with them, let him take his place in Hell.”

“when he has nothing to do with them” means, when he has no lineage among them, as is highlighted in some reports.

https://islamqa.info/en/114624
Thank you
Romance / Re: Quitting Social Network For Marriage Sake. by ummeey: 6:23pm On Jul 10, 2016
ehix89:
Might quit the whole social media ting very soon, its pointless, time consuming and a vicious circle of unproductive activities.















Na only one babe dhey hold me grin
Who?
Family / Re: Why Do Women Include Their father's Name After Marriage? by ummeey: 6:17pm On Jul 10, 2016
Just like buying a dog and putting a tag on it. So everybody will know you are the owner.

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