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Celebrities / Re: Muhammad Ali's Picture In Heaven By Snoop Dog by ummeey: 4:04pm On Jun 17, 2016
It's just his imagination
Celebrities / Re: Muhammad Ali's Picture In Heaven By Snoop Dog by ummeey: 4:03pm On Jun 17, 2016
Even superman?
Celebrities / Re: Muhammad Ali's Picture In Heaven By Snoop Dog by ummeey: 4:02pm On Jun 17, 2016
ever811:
the only person in heaven among them in that pics is Nelson Mandela, Ali lost it when he converted to Islam..Jesus Christ is there in the pics,but oga Mohammed is not there.so Ali will have to check the other side...
So any man with long hair is jesus?

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Religion / Re: Why True Christians Should Not Study MEDICINE by ummeey: 3:36pm On Jun 17, 2016
Who should study medicine then?
Romance / Re: I Am Thinking Of Beating Her Up........really Mad Right Now by ummeey: 3:34pm On Jun 17, 2016
sumborri:
I can't afford to lose my current woman. Though I know if I leave her it will keep her safe, her mum wants her to break up with me, I feel so devastated.
I didn't say break up. Stop seeing her for now, you can be talking on fone. Just until you fix the problem with the crazy girl. If you love her, protect her. The mad girl said she will design her face. Don't take that statement for granted. She can even go and pour her acid. Abeg don't allow an innocent girl pay for your sins.

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Romance / Re: E Don Happen by ummeey: 3:29pm On Jun 17, 2016
Didn't I tell you not to post your sins online? Well as you said 'e don happen'. So deal with it.
Romance / Re: I Am Thinking Of Beating Her Up........really Mad Right Now by ummeey: 3:23pm On Jun 17, 2016
Some people are already dead, they are looking for who will push them and they will fall. Don't even touch her. Just give her, her virginity back. Please free the present girl for now cos your mad woman might hurt her. As for you, I will advice you when I break my fast.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Nairaland Muslim Newbies: Introduce Yourselves Here by ummeey: 11:33am On Jun 17, 2016
Salam alaikum, am ummi. Am a graduate and Living in abuja. Will love to make new friends within abuja.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Bauchi Large Stack Of Cash: The Money Is For Ramadan - Bauchi Govt by ummeey: 9:46am On Jun 17, 2016
possibilita:
O God but y?
Let me jst leave politics tday and enjoy my birthday b4 9ja politics spoils my mood
Happy birthday jare. Many more beautiful years.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Bauchi Large Stack Of Cash: The Money Is For Ramadan - Bauchi Govt by ummeey: 9:45am On Jun 17, 2016
We hear you
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Bimbo Akintola Working Out by ummeey: 2:45pm On Jun 16, 2016
Jimwalex:
Good for her..
Happy birthday to my humble self and fellow Nairaland members celebrating birthday today..wishing everyone of us long life and happiness..Ciao
Happy birthday and many more beautiful years.
Romance / Re: How Accurate Is Urine Pregnancy Test by ummeey: 1:35pm On Jun 16, 2016
Continue posting your sins online. Sorry I cannot advice you. You should have seeked advice before sleeping with her.
Crime / Re: Ikorodu Schoolgirls’ Abductor Arrested In Ogun While Making Love (photo) by ummeey: 1:24pm On Jun 16, 2016
Caught right in between delilah's laps.
Politics / Re: #PMBShowUsUrCertificate Now Trending On Twitter by ummeey: 4:44pm On Jun 15, 2016
EternalBeing:
My question to PMB is that where is it?!!! I don't care a hoot about his WAEC Cert, but where is the promised 5k monthly stipends that made my cousins to stand a whole day in hot Sun just to vote PMB. Help me ask him, where is it?!!!

Yummy
Celebrities / Re: Mabel Babatunde-Okungbowa: Donating My Kidney To OJB Jezreel, No Regrets by ummeey: 3:46pm On Jun 15, 2016
Pharaoh9:
How many women can do this
Try me, nigga ah say try me

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Celebrities / Re: Mabel Babatunde-Okungbowa: Donating My Kidney To OJB Jezreel, No Regrets by ummeey: 3:44pm On Jun 15, 2016
Oblitz:
this type of women are hard to find
if I can give you my heart, what is kidney?

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Signed Rihana-Look-Alike, Lucy Because Of The Resemblance? (photos) by ummeey: 12:39pm On Jun 09, 2016
ShaqFu:
She should stop showing off her body and release a single. I believe her body isn't what fans will listen to.

She has a single
Romance / Re: Bearded Blokes Or Bare Faced by ummeey: 11:40am On Jun 09, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
hehehe so is it a crime for i to want my face to be clean, spotless like that of a newborn baby? unlike to what some people think that a guy got no time to take care of his face. i personally do have more than two face cream, face cleanser, tubes to tackle pimples and dark spots, and i have up to five hair darkening cream, jerry curle that i use on my hair. i smtimes add relaxer to my hair. infact bro im in love with my face and body. i spend much time looking at the mirror but that does not mean im gay. i love women like i love food.
Yuck, too much for a man
Romance / Re: Bearded Blokes Or Bare Faced by ummeey: 11:20am On Jun 09, 2016
Drinkwater:
Beards are cool
Happy birthday
Romance / Re: Bearded Blokes Or Bare Faced by ummeey: 8:43am On Jun 09, 2016
Omittesb:
Not true
It's true
Romance / Re: Bearded Blokes Or Bare Faced by ummeey: 8:41am On Jun 09, 2016
Cutehector:
People say i be smallie because i shave off every gadamn hair on my face... I just dey laugh..
You don't look like you have ever grown beards

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Romance / Re: Bearded Blokes Or Bare Faced by ummeey: 8:39am On Jun 09, 2016
GoldenJAT:
bearded I am... and I rock with it....
Looks good on you. Please don't stop
Romance / Re: Bearded Blokes Or Bare Faced by ummeey: 8:37am On Jun 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°Beard! cheesy 1's as big and bushy as in the Bible days!
Confirm
Romance / Re: Bearded Blokes Or Bare Faced by ummeey: 7:51am On Jun 09, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
TEAM CLEAN AND NO BEARD FACE. i want my face to be clean, clear and spotless just like the sun.
Which sun?
Romance / Re: Bearded Blokes Or Bare Faced by ummeey: 7:51am On Jun 09, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
LOL @ that saying. A nice, clean & trimmed beard can add a little extra spicy something to a guy. Makes him look like a MAN. Now I'm not a fan of goat-like beards that are sparse with no definition.
Lol. This your moniker sef
Romance / Bearded Blokes Or Bare Faced by ummeey: 7:39am On Jun 09, 2016
As they say '' A man without beards is like a lion without mane '' Lol
TV/Movies / Vampires Or Werewolves by ummeey: 7:27am On Jun 09, 2016
If you were to choose. Which will it be? Werewolf for me.
Islam for Muslims / Hijab by ummeey: 7:36am On Jun 08, 2016
Beauty
Politics / Re: Buhari Goes On 10Day Vacation To London To Rest, Get Treatment For Ear Infection by ummeey: 10:28pm On Jun 05, 2016
STFUand4kMeHARD:
Burukutu sipping orangutang.
Kunu sipping baboon
Fura guzzling monkey
Gworo chewing gorilla
Bitterkola munching rhesus
Kolanut cracking chimpanzee
Tuwo swallowing bonobo
Who raised you? Just curious. See how well you compose insults

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Celebrities / Re: Adebayo Salami "Oga-Bello" And His 18 Children by ummeey: 6:23pm On Jun 05, 2016
Amelian:
Oga Bello, is indeed Oga... At least he took care of his children without complaining , woman what are u bringing to the table, if i marry you.
See how fresh and cool headed they all look... And nobody hear their voice outside, cause their dad is more than responsible.

Most men of these days are just so lazy and selfish... U never born, just to marry, u are asking the woman what are u bringing to the table... I wonder why God didnt bring me in the early generation where men are Men...marriage has lost its value these days, because the men are not willing to be the head anymore.
My late dad had 17of us and took care of all of single handedly until after we graduated from school, some of us went to Universitites, some polytechinics.. With such dad as my role model, u can imagine how perplexed i will look at a guy that will ask me what are u bringing to the table

For real?
Isnt your wife meant to support discreetly, must she be delegated a certain financial duty in the home?

Oga Bello, i duff my hat for you ooo
God almighty will continue to bless and empower you, amen.
God bless you my sister.

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Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph: Nigerians Masturbate With My Pictures & Feel Good by ummeey: 2:31pm On Jun 05, 2016
More masturbators to your elbow.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Couple Had Sex In Bush After Church, Caught And Beaten Up By Angry Youths by ummeey: 2:28pm On Jun 05, 2016
How far is their house from the church that they can't wait to get home.

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