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It's just his imagination

Even superman?

ever811:
the only person in heaven among them in that pics is Nelson Mandela, Ali lost it when he converted to Islam..Jesus Christ is there in the pics,but oga Mohammed is not there.so Ali will have to check the other side...

So any man with long hair is jesus?

Who should study medicine then?

sumborri:
I can't afford to lose my current woman. Though I know if I leave her it will keep her safe, her mum wants her to break up with me, I feel so devastated.

I didn't say break up. Stop seeing her for now, you can be talking on fone. Just until you fix the problem with the crazy girl. If you love her, protect her. The mad girl said she will design her face. Don't take that statement for granted. She can even go and pour her acid. Abeg don't allow an innocent girl pay for your sins.

Didn't I tell you not to post your sins online? Well as you said 'e don happen'. So deal with it.

Some people are already dead, they are looking for who will push them and they will fall. Don't even touch her. Just give her, her virginity back. Please free the present girl for now cos your mad woman might hurt her. As for you, I will advice you when I break my fast.

Salam alaikum, am ummi. Am a graduate and Living in abuja. Will love to make new friends within abuja.

possibilita:
O God but y?
Let me jst leave politics tday and enjoy my birthday b4 9ja politics spoils my mood

Happy birthday jare. Many more beautiful years.

We hear you

Jimwalex:
Good for her..
Happy birthday to my humble self and fellow Nairaland members celebrating birthday today..wishing everyone of us long life and happiness..Ciao

Happy birthday and many more beautiful years.

Continue posting your sins online. Sorry I cannot advice you. You should have seeked advice before sleeping with her.

Caught right in between delilah's laps.

EternalBeing:
My question to PMB is that where is it?!!! I don't care a hoot about his WAEC Cert, but where is the promised 5k monthly stipends that made my cousins to stand a whole day in hot Sun just to vote PMB. Help me ask him, where is it?!!!

Yummy

Pharaoh9:
How many women can do this

Try me, nigga ah say try me

Oblitz:
this type of women are hard to find

if I can give you my heart, what is kidney?

ShaqFu:
She should stop showing off her body and release a single. I believe her body isn't what fans will listen to.

She has a single

SAINTSAMURAII:
hehehe so is it a crime for i to want my face to be clean, spotless like that of a newborn baby? unlike to what some people think that a guy got no time to take care of his face. i personally do have more than two face cream, face cleanser, tubes to tackle pimples and dark spots, and i have up to five hair darkening cream, jerry curle that i use on my hair. i smtimes add relaxer to my hair. infact bro im in love with my face and body. i spend much time looking at the mirror but that does not mean im gay. i love women like i love food.

Yuck, too much for a man

Drinkwater:
Beards are cool

Happy birthday

Omittesb:
Not true

It's true

Cutehector:
People say i be smallie because i shave off every gadamn hair on my face... I just dey laugh..

You don't look like you have ever grown beards

GoldenJAT:
bearded I am... and I rock with it....

Looks good on you. Please don't stop

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=orange]°Beard! 1's as big and bushy as in the Bible days! [/color]

Confirm

SAINTSAMURAII:
TEAM CLEAN AND NO BEARD FACE. i want my face to be clean, clear and spotless just like the sun.

Which sun?

BrideOfDracula:
LOL @ that saying. A nice, clean & trimmed beard can add a little extra spicy something to a guy. Makes him look like a MAN. Now I'm not a fan of goat-like beards that are sparse with no definition.

Lol. This your moniker sef

As they say '' A man without beards is like a lion without mane '' Lol

If you were to choose. Which will it be? Werewolf for me.

Beauty

STFUand4kMeHARD:
Burukutu sipping orangutang.
Kunu sipping baboon
Fura guzzling monkey
Gworo chewing gorilla
Bitterkola munching rhesus
Kolanut cracking chimpanzee
Tuwo swallowing bonobo

Who raised you? Just curious. See how well you compose insults

Amelian:
Oga Bello, is indeed Oga... At least he took care of his children without complaining , woman what are u bringing to the table, if i marry you.
See how fresh and cool headed they all look... And nobody hear their voice outside, cause their dad is more than responsible.

Most men of these days are just so lazy and selfish... U never born, just to marry, u are asking the woman what are u bringing to the table... I wonder why God didnt bring me in the early generation where men are Men...marriage has lost its value these days, because the men are not willing to be the head anymore.
My late dad had 17of us and took care of all of single handedly until after we graduated from school, some of us went to Universitites, some polytechinics.. With such dad as my role model, u can imagine how perplexed i will look at a guy that will ask me what are u bringing to the table

For real?
Isnt your wife meant to support discreetly, must she be delegated a certain financial duty in the home?

Oga Bello, i duff my hat for you ooo
God almighty will continue to bless and empower you, amen.

God bless you my sister.

More masturbators to your elbow.

How far is their house from the church that they can't wait to get home.