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Family / Re: My Wife Doesn't Work Yet Dinner Is Never Ready Before 9pm by UmmKhalifah(f): 6:15am On Sep 19, 2016
Huston1:

She is good at putting off the cooker or reduce it in the process of cooking. I don't know why. Sometimes I walk into the kitchen and increase it. I have visited her family house and this is the same thing there. Breakfast is 11am in her family house. The annoying part is that you see her mom busy in the kitchen but the food is never out. The few times I slept in her family house, her mom wakes me up at night to say dinner is ready and she apologies for being late. I have watched my wife's mother cook. Sometimes I see her put off the cooker too. Washes plates and clean the kitchen up to 5 times before she finishes cooking. I don't really know how to work on my wife. This whole thing is affecting my kids too because they have to stay awake to eat before they go to bed. The worse part is that myself and my wife don't eat together most times because at the time she dishes my food, she goes back to kitchen to clean up. Sometimes when I wake up by 12 midnight or past twice, I see her in the parlor eating and watching Nigeria movie. Many times I force her to bed because she can actually stay awake till 1am
seriously dis is really nawa
Religion / Re: Why Not Get The Perspective Of Jehovah's Witnesses? Ask Ur Questions Here. by UmmKhalifah(f): 6:31pm On Sep 14, 2016
So u ppl don't sing national anthem if
JMAN05:


National anthem is a religious song to the nation just like Nebuchadnezzar's song to his image. It is idolatry.
So
Family / Re: Is It Okay For A 20-Year-Old Girl To Marry? by UmmKhalifah(f): 3:14pm On Sep 13, 2016
VolT0xic:
My Mum married at the Age of 21-22. She was majoring in nursing at then. Well, 25 years later and counting, she is very, very happy and blessed in the union. And that's cos she loved my Dad. What I'm trying to say is maturity isn't the precursor to a happy marriage. Love is. So I ask is your sister in love with the man? Or is this just a case of arranged marriage? At that age 20, she's physically ready. But socially, mentally & emotionally, I don't know.
dat is ur mum ma dear, marriage is more dan that

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Fashion / Re: 8 Aso Ebi Styles We Are Tired Of Seeing, Ladies get in here by UmmKhalifah(f): 8:57am On Sep 13, 2016
We ladies r tired of seein men wearin buba nd sokoto wif tinko designs on d ur agbada, mayb u ppl should try smfin else
princeakins:



Lol... mhisbliss n agbada are lik dz tongue
Family / Re: My Wife Spat On My Face This Morning, What Should I Do? by UmmKhalifah(f): 8:50am On Sep 13, 2016
Don't touch her, u can send her back nd Pls Dnt make t a suprise and u will see dat she will change make her understand u r sendn her cos she's Nt givin peace n d house. Ma husband get angry easily but wit dat he had never pinch Nt to talk of beatin m.
Family / Re: Is This What Makes A Marriage? by UmmKhalifah(f): 7:51pm On Aug 28, 2016
Hmmm, some husband's family r lik dat, dey jus lik mine but u just av to ignore dose thing.... @ a tym had to create dis u slogan(am Nt jollof rice So don't expect me satisfy everyone)

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Family / Re: How To Spice Up Your Marriage And Also Prevent Divorce by UmmKhalifah(f): 7:37pm On Aug 28, 2016
Hmmm, God will really bless u
Business / Re: Naira Surges As CBN Intervenes In Interbank Market by UmmKhalifah(f): 6:48am On Aug 12, 2016
Okay
Business / Re: Naira Surges As CBN Intervenes In Interbank Market by UmmKhalifah(f): 6:48am On Aug 12, 2016
Ok
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Ensure HR Administrators Get Your CV During Applications by UmmKhalifah(f): 6:46am On Aug 12, 2016
Fanks for d info
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Ensure HR Administrators Get Your CV During Applications by UmmKhalifah(f): 6:46am On Aug 12, 2016
Career / Re: Whats The Major Challenge You Are Facing At Your Workplace? by UmmKhalifah(f): 6:42am On Aug 12, 2016
Don't fink I av 1
Education / Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by UmmKhalifah(f): 6:40am On Aug 12, 2016
Nigerians

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Car Talk / Re: Six Vehicle Warning Signs Your Nose Can Recognize by UmmKhalifah(f): 6:35am On Aug 12, 2016
Oh.very helpful

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Car Talk / Re: Six Vehicle Warning Signs Your Nose Can Recognize by UmmKhalifah(f): 6:34am On Aug 12, 2016
dokyOloye:
U didn't include d commonest and most frequently occuring one,d smell of an overheating engine.
Smell like vaporised water,like d kind of smell U encounter when U forget boiling water on d stove.
Then there's also d smell of improper combustion/rich mixture.Smells as if fuel/diesel itself is leaking into d cabin of d car.
kk fanks
Family / Re: My Mother-In-law Visits Too Often, How Do I Deal With That? Please Help by UmmKhalifah(f): 9:13pm On Aug 11, 2016
dynamite11:


I knew she was a single mother before marrying her daughter and she didn't raise her daughter all by herself, I dated her daughter for 7 years before marrying her and I know she was raised by both parent, you are right my wife is a mummy's girl and there is nothing like having our own space with my MIL coz according to her the house is big enough, I can't even watch matches on weekend when I'm supposed to be resting and talking to my wife and son, I'm always in the room watching movies on YouTube because she always have the remote and it has to be on African magic while she discussed other family issues with my wife, I'm fed up
nonsense... ma husband does dat too,probably cos s d only son , they wil b watchin TV in d sittn lvin all alone in d bedroom but wif tym he got tired of his mum... sha b patient wif her
Family / Re: My Mother-In-law Visits Too Often, How Do I Deal With That? Please Help by UmmKhalifah(f): 9:02pm On Aug 11, 2016
dynamite11:

According to my mother inlaw it's no longer my house it belongs to us both and she needs to see her daughter from time to time, I have told my wife over and over again during the week that I don't want to see her mother in my house this weekend only to see the gateman opening the gate for her mother, she calls that a surprise visit because my wife told her already that I don't want to see her, I'm becoming an evil husband to her already
dis can b so annoyin ehn?yu av to start spendin weekends wif ur family outside ur home
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Will Not Work On These Phones by UmmKhalifah(f): 7:32pm On Aug 08, 2016
Mtchewww, na by force to use whatsapp
Romance / Re: 11 Things A Man Should Never Do For A Woman No Matter How Much You Love Her by UmmKhalifah(f): 9:16pm On Aug 07, 2016
No 2 s so wrong
Celebrities / Re: Sunmbo And David Adeoye Celebrate 3rd Wedding Anniversary by UmmKhalifah(f): 10:55pm On Jul 22, 2016
sandrajazmin:
She and tuface resemble ooo!
No wonder their boys resemble wella
like srzly. Wanted to say dis
Celebrities / Re: Di’ja Is Back To The Studio After Welcoming Her First Child - Photos by UmmKhalifah(f): 5:46pm On Jul 17, 2016
CountDracula:


I am mean? Awww! Did I hurt ur sweet little feelings. Where is d picture of the child? Where is d picture of her swollen stomach? And when did she get married?
must u knw?
Family / Re: I Plan To Marry My Baby Mama But She Is Unhygienic by UmmKhalifah(f): 10:16am On Jul 11, 2016
ijeshaboy:
thanks boss, have talked to her beg her, infact she was doing her IT, she was sleeping at home and the superior came to her place of IT and didn't meet her. The case is still on now that my mum is trying to settle.[/quot ahah dat s too much na, she's is lazy ooo, I av 1 as ma sis inlaw too, dat thing can b frustrating..... she can never change[quote author=ijeshaboy post=47421199]oseun baami, uyawore ni salo ooo.
thanks jawe... can't even sit on dirty toilet, d poo sef won't com out
Family / Re: I Plan To Marry My Baby Mama But She Is Unhygienic by UmmKhalifah(f): 10:11am On Jul 11, 2016
[quote author=ijeshaboy post=47388786]thanks boss, have talked to her beg her, infact she was doing her IT, she was sleeping at home and the superior came to her place of IT and didn't meet her. The case is still on now that my mum is trying to settle.[/quot ahah dat s too much na, she's is lazy ooo, I av 1 as ma sis inlaw too, dat thing can b frustrating..... she can never change
Family / Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by UmmKhalifah(f): 8:39am On Jul 11, 2016
Xionez:
Mehn, twice a week?!!!
She is not feeling it any more. The lady seems stressed out. STRESSED OUT!!!


Try and take her out, to the pool side, beach, holiday...anywhere. Just find a way of making her relaxed every weekends. Boost it with a few surprises like cooked dinner or takeaways from posh restaurants and eateries on weekdays. Load up on the ice cream with additional purchase of her favorite genre of movies. It seems to calm women down. A good laugh or an emotional cry is enough to make her feel relaxed.


Forget about your sexual needs a bit. She definitely would LET YOU KNOW if you play your cards right. wink

Buttttt, If you don't mind making love to a plank of wood, choose Thursdays and Sundays.
On Thursdays, she may be very tired due to work so there is every guarantee she would be very stiff. The thought of the work waiting for her on Monday would equally make her very stiff on Sundays
Happy Planking! sad






TIP: While she is bawling her eyes out from the emotional film/having a laugh, have your bath and smell fresh. She would like to hug or be close to someone (YOU!!!) at the end. And that someone shouldn't have BODY ODOUR of any sort. Let her lead you, don't force it. It will surely come.
hmmmmm u got t rite
Religion / Re: UN: Taking Children To Church Violates Their Human Rights by UmmKhalifah(f): 1:20pm On Jul 10, 2016
frenchwine:

I tell you, it's even worse with Islam where little kids are literally forced by alfas and subjected to life changing flogging just to read and master the Quran.
There can't be a worse form of slavery than this.
that was den
Islam for Muslims / Re: Share Your Eidmubarak Pictures Here by UmmKhalifah(f): 9:59pm On Jul 06, 2016
I and ma family @unilag

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Family / Re: Conversation Between A Cheating Husband And His Sidechics by UmmKhalifah(f): 9:32pm On Jul 06, 2016
MizMyColi:
Are you a cheat as well?

I mean, do you do other women's men/husbands?

My reason for asking is that you are mostly what you attract to yourself.

Now, don't get me wrong, I understand that no matter how good a person is, there will always be bad eggs in their lives.
But for these bad eggs to be people from whom you share same meal, bed and body?
This is serious!

If you truly know that you have done absolutely nothing to deserve the kind of people who are in your life, please cut all ties.

I know it hurts. It's okay to grieve.
But while at it, please remember that where there is life, hope abounds.
Grieve, be sad, feel as you want to.
But try to be happy again. Truly happy.
You
If I were you, I will not allow that man touch me without going for HIV testing.

It's understandable if he shags just one of your close friends, but TWO simultaneously?

His case is Spiritual.
Real spiritual problem....u said t all
Family / Re: Conversation Between A Cheating Husband And His Sidechics by UmmKhalifah(f): 9:26pm On Jul 06, 2016
[quote author=wickedworld post=47277099]

Really good for u, if Bleep ur girlfriend sister means nothing to u ,what about their mom? As a sharp guy, So that when u marry u will upgrade ur self from ur wife to ur daugther.

U are a curse person because is person like u will destroy a family i mean put enemity between sisters. I pity that lady that is going to marry u[/quote. Smh imagine ur gf sis. Were nie oo
Family / Re: Conversation Between A Cheating Husband And His Sidechics by UmmKhalifah(f): 9:23pm On Jul 06, 2016
As a married woman too, wil advise u show d pix nd chat to their spouses too nd dat ur husband, his Nt worth livin wif, he can kill u
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Do Muslims Talk In Arabic? by UmmKhalifah(f): 9:05pm On Jul 06, 2016
Reyginus:
I'm talking of somebody greeting audience back home on a Radio Station. I listen to radio and I don't get the language so what's the point of the greeting to me? Or is the greeting not meant for me too?

It would have been better an intelligent if you answered my question like you did to the username above.
am very sure d radio program is a Muslim program, so dere s noting bad in greetin in arabic. Nobody complain wen u shout halleluyah

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Do Muslims Talk In Arabic? by UmmKhalifah(f): 9:00pm On Jul 06, 2016
jcross19:
Allah does not hear any other language than arabic.
hian says who
Family / Re: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by UmmKhalifah(f): 3:16am On Jul 06, 2016
Not every1 here are jambite, am married wif a kid, all I wll advice u to do copy al d records and call for am meeting den play I so dat dey will the truth bou the matter, if not hmmm I pity ur life oo, won't support divorce tho....... am very sure after d meetin ur parent will tell u wat to do if truly they love ur little family

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