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RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by umohlee(m): 11:17pm On Feb 14, 2021
Hmmm, I surprise to hear all this comments here, I attend Cele church once in a while for spiritual consult and I must say it a good church. Their ladies are lovely and advisable to date
InvestmentRe: Car Loan by umohlee(op): 1:31pm On Feb 14, 2021
Thanks for the advice
PropertiesInterior Design by umohlee(op): 11:04am On Feb 14, 2021
We are into production, supply, installation and maintenance of window blinds of all type. From Day and night blind, Roller blind, Wooden blind, etc
We also produce curtains, duvet, bedspread, throw pillows etc
RomanceRe: Advice On What To Do With This Money by umohlee(m): 10:31am On Feb 14, 2021
Buy car and start #uber
Godhelpme443:
Nairalanders I'm a popular member on this platform. So i had to create a new account to seek for this advice because I'm not happy with what i did to raise this money.

Please nairalanders. I made some money through Gee but i have never been a fan of fraud all my life. I went into that line of trade because of poverty. I came to university without a place to live was staying with my aunt but couldn't cope because it was a bit far away from school.
I had to join a friend who asked me to but after a while he asked me to leave which got me stranded and was homeless was 1 week before i left for village and stayed there and started G through a whatsapp group one of my friend added me.
I was doing konkiri to raise money for subs and feeding while bombing at the same time.

Out of 20 courses i did in my year one first and second semester I was only able to pass 5 and had 15 carryovers.
I was able to pick some money like $500 then and paid for a face me i face you room and bought one small bed and one or two stuffs and moved back to school but i was still living from hand to mouth.

Year two had almost 12 carry overs because i couldn't concentrate on my school stuffs but picked some money then and i was able to buy a Keke and placed myself on 10k weekly salary while getting serious with my school stuffs and still doing Gee.

Along the line going to my year 3 i picked some bulk money of up to 7 million naira but was only able to see 3 million because pickers ripped me off the rest with different stories.

I was able to relocate my parents and clear 40 percent of my school problems.
Now I'm in my final year and within December to February now i was able to pick almost 10 million naira in cash. I was able to get the complete money because i got all the money through bitcoin and didn't have to use the picker Route.
I was able to clear my school stuffs and carry overs 90 percent and have less than 4 carry overs to write now which I'd do in my final year second semester. I was able to clear and sort all my school issues with money and already paid for my project writing and everything. I should be the one doing all these myself and writing all my exams without a problem but lack of finances made me completely useless and couldn't keep up with school stuffs.

Now the problem i have is that i have up to 5 million plus on my binance. I have 2 million on MBA which i already considered gone because i know maxwell won't refund anything, i also have 2 million in Addy fx which I'm still receiving 300k monthly for 6 months starting last two months.
I have up to 300k on my piggyvest.
I invested in these ponzi/ investment scheme because i need a regular monthly income to always clear some bills whenever it comes..
I already made up my mind to stop yahoo. I have never been a fan of fraud, even my parents won't believe i made my money through fraud.

I have always been overly ambitious on money issues but they won't believe i opt in for fraud.
I won't mind any insults. I curse myself all nights before I sleep sometimes. Now i can't sleep at night without alcohol and drugs because i always feel guilty over the old women and men i defrauded.
It's killing me but alcohol and drugs always have a way of cheering me up.

I don't know what investment to do. I don't want to ever go back to fraud. I'm afraid Addy might stop paying anytime soon and I'd be completely lost in the world without knowing what to invest on with Millions i made.

I have tried to learn forex but it was too complicated because I was learning from an online class so i had to stop.
I know I'm a thief. I know that. I need help on investment to start up. I'm completely void of knowledge on what to do. I deleted all yahoo images and applications from my phone and laptops. I'm already completely perfect with this trade that people even beg me to teach them work but i always lie to them i don't do that.

Nairalanders please i need your help. I need to clean myself completely and start up something and live a peaceful life without having to defraud anyone.
If you think this is a fake story i can send proof of my binance wallet,piggyvest and Addy current running investment.
The last Germany woman who paid me this bulk is still wanting to send another 1000 euros for my flight back home but i told her two days ago that I'm a scammer that I'm not real. She don't believe and she was crying that I'm lying to her because we already had a video call.

Please i need help on investment to start. I don't like this life of scam
InvestmentCar Loan by umohlee(op): 10:16am On Feb 14, 2021
I need help, pls where can one get a loan of 2million to pay back in 2years with a friendly interest rate
PropertiesInterior Design, Craft Out What You Inagine by umohlee(op): 1:06am On Oct 31, 2019
Thinking of property, you think of money, you think of buying land, from buying of land to building of house, then interior come and craft pattern for your imagine house.

Interior is applicable to all space within the house.

Eg How you place things in your sitting room, bedroom etc

Modern houses when you enter, so eye and mouth opening.

House with good interiors smooth feelings within the house space.


Imagine living in a house with little or no space for easy movement
PhonesRe: The Fraud In Slot Limited by umohlee(m): 11:15pm On Apr 11, 2016
GOD HELP US ALL
PoliticsRe: In Nimila, Army Rescues 14 Hostages From Boko Haram, Recover Weapons by umohlee(m): 8:28am On Apr 11, 2016
Those guns if you ask me dont look like the kind boko haram gun but that of local hunters.

this army could arrest local poor hunters for boko haram.

God help Nigeria
PropertiesRe: 5 Bedroom Duplex Apartment In Surulere For Rent @3.5million by umohlee(op): 1:42am On Mar 30, 2016
@all, Broz me. na five bedroom duplex ooO. No be face me I slap you or normal three or four bedroom apartment.

All the same, person were get money know good thing when he see one.

sha, me na job I do. person pay me make I post am.

Wait ooO, what of Lekki with bad traffic issue were people dey pay 5-10million year?
BusinessRe: Filling Company Tax Return And Company Financial Audit by umohlee(op): 9:43pm On Mar 20, 2016
atilla:
Hi bros. Wanna ask about a company yet to commence business but was incorporated in 2011. Currently just opening bank account and getting tin etc.

Will we still need to file audited accounts when we are paying for late fees and annual returns at Cac as we want to now do a change in directors?
First, sorry for the late respond. To answer you, YES you will have to pay to both FIRS and CAC. FIRS is most important in some cases than CAC. Since you have gotten you TIN from FIRS, they now have your company details in their record. You will need Tax Clearance Certificate TCC
Thus, for not commencing business yet you will need an Auditing firm to write FIRS on your company behalf to the effect.
You can call me on 07086148918 for more information
Properties5 Bedroom Duplex Apartment In Surulere For Rent @3.5million by umohlee(op): 9:13pm On Mar 20, 2016
I am please to info you all of this great duplex apartment in Surulere for rent at #3.5 million per year.

It is suitable for a large family side with good network in and out from Itire-yaba and Akerele-Ogulana

Light is stable at lease 10 hours daily and they have well organize association and security

The neighborhood is peaceful and well educated individuals live around.

For inspection call 07086148918
RomanceRe: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by umohlee(m): 4:58pm On Nov 05, 2015
Bro, I tink you make use of it too much or the style you do wit DAT baby fit cos am. Anyway, if the tin curve to left curve it back to normal or right. simple solution
BusinessRe: How Do I Make My Online Training Have Global Presence? by umohlee(m): 4:50pm On Nov 05, 2015
I will like to ask, do you have a website? Facebook fan page? twitter handle and Google plus related to this your online course?

why I ask is because people can only relate with you when they see the kind of audienced you command with the course.

How way, to be globally recognice. you need to competed or copy method that other successful online course offers use and apply in yours. you need indebt online research but I will advice you focus on home ground first.

Wish you best of luck and hope my note helps
BusinessRe: How To Make Money Online Selling Digital Products Using Facebook by umohlee(m): 11:17am On Oct 16, 2015
Hey, nice work but your product cover page look so untrue. don't say it content matter because it is the tittle and the cover look that catches the eye.

by and large, nice work
BusinessRe: Filling Company Tax Return And Company Financial Audit by umohlee(op): 10:41pm On Oct 05, 2015
I believe she was the lady that I chat with about similar complaint and I know that I provide a reasonable suggestion for her but you know.

They Tax and FIRS guys are very funny sometime when it come to matters of Financial Report account figures they handle.

The secret is they know that most company or business owners know little or nothing about financial report and when you approach them, they contest your figure and call for internal audit which you wouldn't pray for it

Advise, when you want to deal with matters related to tax and financial service, hire an expert for the process or assistance in the process.

We are here for your Financial Statement Account process and Tax followup.
BusinessRe: Filling Company Tax Return And Company Financial Audit by umohlee(op): 10:39am On Oct 05, 2015
Thanks for the comment and sorry for the late respond.

After going through your comment, what catches my attension is the funny question you said FIRS guys are asking. What is the question?

Please, if I may ask, does the company have file with the FIRS micro office?

For the TIN, we can help you process it. I think why the tax and FIRS are after your company is because either your company financial report account you submit is not well balance or the guys just need some settlement which is their usual thing once company miss some laps in their tax or financial processing.

I will suggest you meet with them and negotiated payout fees but this has to be done with the help of a financial or tax consultant.

This similar issue happens to one of our client, they tax guys call for internal tax audit in our client company which could cost them millions but at the end we call them for meeting and settle it with a payout of 150 thousand from a million plus they propose.

Those guys are very funny, pls don't give to their demand
BusinessRe: Filling Company Tax Return And Company Financial Audit by umohlee(op): 3:16pm On Oct 02, 2015
You can contact by either
Call:07086148918 Email: umohaumoh@gmail.com
Thank you, as I await to hear from you soon
We are here to serve your Tax and financial process
BusinessRe: Filling Company Tax Return And Company Financial Audit by umohlee(op): 2:37pm On Oct 02, 2015
Does your company have TIN, TCC or do you submit your financial report?

We can help you process them for you, carryout internal audit, financial investigation, fixed asset schedule etc.

Do you know your company cash flow, capital allowance, balance sheet, comprehensive income, financial position etc

let bring Ligh to your company financial matters, comment your problem here
BusinessFilling Company Tax Return And Company Financial Audit by umohlee(op): 2:06pm On Oct 02, 2015
Every year companies do fall into the wrong side of FIRS and State Tax by paying higher Return as compare to their turnover but reverse is the case if employ a well seasonal consultant on Tax And Financial matters.

We are professionals that spealize in Company Tax and Financial Audit. Our services come across range of businesses

If you need services on Tax and Financial process for your busines, we are a step from you.

Comment your matter and we will respond to it or drop your contact details and we will reach out for meeting.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Odd Jobs Did You Do As Graduate Before You Got A Real Job? by umohlee(m): 12:17pm On Oct 02, 2015
For me, I do house cloth washing for 9k every month. wash every weekend. life is hard but sometin we have to face it and learn from it. Thanks to God, now I run the same business with two staff and 8clients that paid 15k month. each of my staff earn 15k while the remaining enter my pocket.

life is good when you learn from it hard side so is my story
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Thread For Cross Riverians by umohlee(m): 2:52pm On Jun 11, 2015
Calabar South presen but bas in Lagos
BusinessCharcoal Exportation Business Opportunity In Nigeria by umohlee(op): 1:03pm On Jun 11, 2015
How to start Charcoal Exportation Business in Nigeria and make thousand of Euro's monthly

What do you know about the wealth in Charcoal?

Do you know that Nigeria Charcoal is HOT demanding in European countries?

How much is Charcoal sell on export market?

Among many will be reveal to you by the expert itself, the CHARCOAL EXPORT MASTER

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Welcome to world of Euro earners
BusinessRe: I Will Fund Your Business If Good Enough by umohlee(m): 12:50pm On Jun 11, 2015
This might be of interest to you. this guy need investors to increase the volume of it charcoal export business to European countries with interesting profit sharing of 60% to investors and 40% to him. if you are interested visit:

exportationsystem.com
BusinessDo You Need Virtual Office Assistant? by umohlee(op): 10:37pm On May 15, 2015
I run a virtual office assistant on fiverr.com/umohlee to help with tight schedules from you.

What we offer:
1. Type, editing of document
2. Respond to your emails
3. Answer clients/customers enquires
4. Design your data presentation (slide design)
5. Manage your files
6. Maintain your schedules and setup meeting

Name any office assistant work you will need help with, we are here for you with great experience of office work.

We also do business research and promotion online.

check us out: Fiverr.com/umohlee.
we guarantee 100% satisfaction.
BusinessRe: How To Make N50,000 Every Month Using Your Android Phone by umohlee(m): 10:18pm On May 15, 2015
Great tips and encouraging
Jobs/VacanciesI Need A Job by umohlee(op): 12:41pm On Jul 06, 2014
Please if you know any job vacancy, pls post here. I need one so bad. Thank you.
RomanceRe: UNILAG Girls Classified According To Their Hostels by umohlee(m): 12:28pm On Dec 16, 2013
Boss, you mean say if them (Kofo babe) give you sometin you no go chop clea mouth?
Christianity EtcRe: All Facts About Linda Testimonies Of Hell by umohlee(m): 12:13pm On Dec 16, 2013
Only God will save us all
Jobs/VacanciesRe: New Style Job Scam by umohlee(m): 11:38am On Dec 16, 2013
some of our people need to wake up from this long sleep and stop letting this people(scammers) take advantage of their problem to rob them of their remain
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Look Before You Leap! Scammers On The Prowl! by umohlee(m): 11:35am On Dec 16, 2013
Broz, thanks for this rich info you share to safe a life. but the true is that most of our people are too lazy to work for themself which pays better.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Involved In An Accident, Damaged His Chevrolet Camaro by umohlee(m): 11:29am On Dec 16, 2013
He work for it and must chop it

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