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Celebrities / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu To Lagosians: "Go And Do Your Last Minute Shopping Now" by umykal: 1:25pm On Mar 30, 2020
correctkidabc:


https://lagosstate.gov.ng/blog/2020/03/30/update-on-the-coronavirus-covid19-by-the-incident-commander-governor-babajide-sanwo-olu/

Last minute shopping is for those that have the money. What will happen to the poor Nigerians who can't afford to buy food items that will last more than a day for them?
Health / Re: Coronavirus: My Experience Calling The NCDC Toll-free Number by umykal: 10:15pm On Mar 28, 2020
Emescot:
Hello guys, Let me start by narrating my ordeal, about 2weeks ago I started having my regular symptoms of typhoid and malaria which is back pain, hot breathe, evening fever and change in urine colour, so i rushed to the pharmacy and got malaria drugs.

Fast forward to Saturday 21st,I started coughing but i didn't take it too seriously, but by midnight of that day I woke up with the worst fever and hallucination i have ever experienced, by Sunday morning the fever was gone, but then I had itchy/sore throat coupled with the cough, so i gargled salt and warm water and i got relief from the sore throat.

At exactly 6pm that Sunday, the fever returned but this time more serious than the last one and this time it lasted till Monday morning, at this point I was already on google searching for all the symptoms of CoronaVirus, instantly I called my nurse that I needed injection for malaria and typhoid and she told me no treatment unless i go for a test to confirm if its malaria and typhoid.

The thought of going to the Lab for test made me feel uneasy so i called the NCDC toll-free line (080097000010), I called for 12 good times and each time I was told to hold on but the call gets disconnected, I wasn't going to let myself die of ordinary Typhoid because I want to self isolate so i went to the Diagnosis centre with my nose mask on. At the centre i was dying inside, dying not because I was sick inside or I was afraid of what the result would bring, but dying because I was trying so hard to suppress the urge to cough, because I didn't want to scare people or spread whatever was wrong with me. After 2hrs the result was out and i had malaria and too much typhoid in my body system, I went home gave the nurse the result and she gave me 3 injections for the Malaria and typhoid, and I am much better now than yesterday,and she also prescribed Tutolin for my cough.

I read today about a Nairalander that called the NCDC line today to explain his symptoms and was told they only attend to people that had contact with someone who just came from travel outside Nigeria, with that I can only conclude that there is no seriousness in this Government to fight the Virus, right from the beginning they refused to close all point of entry in the country because they thought its child's play, now they wont even respond to Emergency calls.

Forget the nose mask, the hand sanitizer, once this gets to the common man in Nigeria, who believes they cant get the virus, who still believes the hot weather will kill the virus inside you, who believes the cure for every sickness is either paracetamol or antibiotics, then I am sorry to say, Nigeria might just become worse than italy

Stay safe guys, Stay indoors.
Please where is Buhari?

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Crime / Re: Tenant Catches Landlord With Wife In Bed In Osun, Kills Him Instantly by umykal: 6:33pm On Mar 27, 2020
arinze198:


Source: https://pmexpressng.com/tenant-catches-landlord-with-wife-in-bed-kills-him-instantly/
Many women are very gullible and can fall for a very small thing.
Celebrities / Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by umykal: 12:52pm On Mar 26, 2020
[quote author=ojoxdan post=87768914]This week episode of Tokemoment, Toke makinwa covers #sexeducation


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxYPHMvxQXk[/quote

You can't compare artificial with natural. No matter how good a vibrator is, it can't be like natural di*k. And vibrating can't suck your fucking pu**y.

After using vibrators, many ladies will say their men can't satisfy them on bed. Men will not die for you people in an attempt to satisfy you all.
Politics / Re: We Suspended $22.7b Loan Because Of Non-Inclusion Of South East - Gbajabiamila by umykal: 2:32pm On Mar 19, 2020
Politics / Re: Senator Abaribe Confronts Lawan On $22.7 Billion Loan Approval For Buhari (Video by umykal: 1:38pm On Mar 06, 2020
FARA4GA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Olf1amJw0

Contrary to the belief that the approval of the $22.7b loan was a smooth sail on the floor, this video shows that there was tension on the floor of the Senate on Thursday following the insistence of the opposition senators to know details of the $22.7bn foreign loan request from the President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.).

The Minority Leader, Senator Enyinnaya Abaribe, drew the attention of the Senate to the anomaly and requested the President of the Senate, Ahmad Lawan, to allow a clause by clause consideration of the loan request.

His suggestion was turned down by Lawan who said the report of the panel should not be subjected to debate, based on the rules of the Senate.

Obviously uncomfortable with the position of Lawan, Abaribe warned the presiding officer that going ahead to hoodwink the Senate into passing the multi-billion dollar loan request without the details would spell doom for the country.

The matter degenerated into a serious tension with thtors viewing the development along partisan lines.

Watch the video to see as the drama unfolds.
Senator Abiribe is really doing well in the present Senate. How does the senate president and Buhari expect the senators to approve the loan without knowing what the money will be used for?

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Why We Won’t Reveal Italian Identity – Lagos Govt by umykal: 1:19pm On Mar 05, 2020
zakim:


https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/coronavirus-why-we-wont-reveal-italian-identity-lagos-govt.html
Lagos State government forgot that disclosing the identify of the Italian man is for the interest of Nigerians and those that boarded the plane with home.

They are making Nigerians to doubt the authenticity of this coronavirus in Nigeria

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Phones / Re: With A Budget Of 35k-40k, What's The Best Phone To Buy With Good Camera? by umykal: 1:46pm On Mar 04, 2020
Naomila:
But I'm thinking of buying a new phone and I can't decide on which to buy. Actually I don't know variety of Phones, I only know Samsung, Tecno and iPhone. And was actually planning on buying Samsung A10. That a good idea? or not? Or is there any phone better than that?
You can buy Tecno spark 4. It's a very good phone.
Romance / Re: Will You Marry A Guy Or Lady Against Your Parents Wish? by umykal: 1:30pm On Mar 04, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
perhaps it could be reasons honed from love... perhaps it could be reasons that has to do with his or her money.

what will you do if your parents refuses to give you their consent or permission to go on and marry that guy or lady?
This question is for those whose parents are still alive, unlike me.
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Dismisses Ihedioha's Application For Review by umykal: 3:53pm On Mar 03, 2020
kahal29:
The supreme Court on Tuesday re-affirmed its ruling that declared Hope Uzodinma as the duly elected governor of Imo State.


https://mobile.twitter.com/tvcnewsng/status/1234846175188201473
I'm not surprised about the ruling today because the Chief justice must obey the APC government and Mr Buhari that put him there.

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Romance / Re: Busty Nigerian Ladies Recount How Men Stare At Them & Nasty Experiences by umykal: 1:41pm On Mar 03, 2020
Celebrities / Re: Tacha's Cleavage-baring Outfit To AMVCA 2020 Nominees Party. Hit Or Miss? by umykal: 1:16pm On Feb 28, 2020
And the breasts are sagged already and full of stretch marks.

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Romance / Re: How Many Times Is Enough To Call Your Partner's Phone by umykal: 10:21am On Feb 10, 2020
As for me twice is okay. I can't call somebody more than twice at a time and if someone calls me more than twice at a time, it pisses me off.

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