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Politics › Re: Tinubu Announces N50m Donation For Victims Of Katsina Market Fire by umykal: 3:21pm On Mar 24, 2021

fergie001:
SOURCE

Even if Tinubu should donate all his life savings/loot and assets to them, he will not become the President of Nigeria come 2023.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Congratulates Burna Boy, Wizkid On Grammy Award Wins by umykal: 8:31pm On Mar 15, 2021

saphiere:
President Muhammadu Buhari has congratulated Nigerian stars, Damini Ogulu popularly known as Burna Boy and Ayo Balogun, popularly known as Wizkid for winning the 2021 Grammy awards.

https://www.channelstv.com/2021/03/15/buhari-congratulates-burna-boy-wizkid-on-grammy-award-wins/

Does Buhari know what Grammy award is?
Does he know who Burna Boy and Wizkid is and what they are do?
Does Buhari listen to entertainment news?
Buhari didn't congratulate anyone.

Politics › Re: Tollgates To Return As FG Grants Individuals Licence To Build, Maintain Highways by umykal: 1:29pm On Feb 23, 2021

Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/tollgates-to-return-as-fg-grants-individuals-licence-to-build-maintain-highways

It's very obvious that Nigeria is regressing. This present government has done more harm than good.

Crime › Re: Burial Of Friday Arunsi Killed By Police In Ohafia (Photos, Video) by umykal: 7:53pm On Feb 13, 2021

Metrix147:
It was a sight of weeping and tears on Saturday as a middle-aged man, Friday Arunsi, a native of Ebem Ohafia, Ohafia local government area of Abia state who was killed last year by trigger-happy policemen at his home town is laid to mother earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIB1N7cPTeE
ABN TV gathered that friends and family who could not hold their tears as he was being committed to the earth exploded in uncontrollable tears.

Recall that the late Arunsi lost his life shortly after the COVID-19 lockdown was declared in Abia early last year.

He was accosted in his hometown by the irate policemen for allegedly violating the protocol and later killed unprovoked, a situation that threw the community in chaos.

Source: https://abntv.com.ng/2021/02/tears-agony-as-friday-arunsi-killed-by-police-in-ohafia-laid-to-rest-photos-video/

Lerua Anya Nwoke oma!
The police man that killed you will not go unpunished.

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Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: Nigeria’s Security Situation Better Than In 2015 by umykal: 5:04pm On Jan 25, 2021

Aprokodaughter:
https://punchng.com/nigerias-security-situation-better-than-in-2015-fg/

This man has lost his sanity. He's intoxicated with the useless power in their hands to the extent that he can't differentiate between man and woman.

Romance › Re: The Woman I Have Done Introductions For Is Driving Me Crazy by umykal: 8:08pm On Jan 23, 2021

Tbadbad:
Hello everyone, ‘my story is long but I will skip some to try to make it short, sorry for my grammatical error, I am not a writer and I am writing with pains and I might made some mistakes, please bear with me.

I have been dating my wife to be since 2017, I have been taking care of her and everything, the truth is I was hearing some funny stuff about her since I met her but I didn’t take it serious because I trusted her and I really thought she was decent from every other girls.

When I met her, she told me she had only dated 3 boys for have sex only three times, her first boyfriend and two other girls she met in school. I really believed her because she was acting decent.

At a point I began to suspect her when I started hearing some stuff about her but I didn’t pay attention because I trusted her, sometimes when I asked her if she ever dated some one else or cheating on me, she will just turn the whole thing to quarrel and I will just lock up.

Fast forward to 2020, I got her pregnant before I left Nigeria, we did introductions, but she lost the baby during child birth which was so painful to us, but after some month I begin to hear some news about her, and I confronted her and threatened her that I have proof, which she confess to me that she has dated about 3 boys, slept with them several times, she also bleeped 2 girls just once and they didn’t date, she just had crush on them and bleeped them before she met me, and she cheated on me when she found out I was chatting with my ex’s, she couldn’t bear the pains even after begging her, sex her and still give her money to school, the same week she met a guy and bleeped him because she wanted to ease her pains, and 2019 when we had little quarrel, she met a guy and bleeped twice because she thought we broke up (what happened was that we had little argument and I have her money to sch and we didn’t talk for a week, that week she met a guy and stayed dated him because she thought we broke up).

I was heart broken when she told me, and I wanted to brk up, her parents begged me and they never supported her and they were even surprised she could do such thing because she came from a very decent background. I forgave her but I still have the pains in my heart, we always chat everyday, because of corona things are some how and I don’t have money like before, she begins to show me some attitude which is not really comfortable and I explain things to her and she apologized.

So last month she told me since I left she have been having sexual urge to sleep with a girl because she have been watching lesbian porn, that she promised never to cheat on me with a man and it’s taboo but she wanted to have sex with a female, I was so shocked and didn’t know what to do. She said she just started having the strange feelings because she have been watching lesbian porn since I left, I feel like I don’t know anything about her, I wanted to brk up now because she is begging me and she is saying she is just trying to be truthful to me because she promised herself never to hide anything from me or lie to me. What should I do? Should I continue to be with her and marry her? Or run away? Mine she have never slept with a woman before and she has always hated lesbian but because I have been a way since feb 2020, she usually watch porn to help herself. Pls what should I do?

I wasted my precious time reading this meaningless post.

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Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For January 21 2021 In Nigeria by umykal: 8:47am On Jan 22, 2021

[quote author=References post=98308281]1964 New COVID-19 Cases, 1310 Discharged And 7 Deaths On January 21

https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1352385059454672903?s=19

https://covid19.ncdc.gov.ng/
90% of this figure are just having normal malaria. Nigeria version of the covid 19 is different from the ones in other countries of the world.

https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1352388548318687233?s=19[/quote]

Politics › Re: Bandits Kill JF London, JTF Commander In Zamfara (Disturbing Photos) by umykal: 11:57am On Jan 20, 2021

sunnybobonwa:
Bandits killed JTF commander in Zamfara

Reports has just rented the public air that the commander of Joint Task Force (JTF), Zamfara state, JF London has brutally been shot dead by armed bandits.. Circumstances which led to his Killing still remains scanty at the time of this report, the JTF commander who was hit by fore head with bullet, reportedly died instantly.

Sources from Zamfara stated that the incident occurred “After Huge donations to Bandits by Zamfara Governor “Hilux and Dollars” Bandits now armed to teeth fully equipped; JTF commander JF London in Zamfara state, killed by bandit just now”, it stated. Recall that the current state government had allegedly donated Hilux vehicles to the bandits and given them some dollars, in a bide to stop their activities in the state..

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10158079307918337&id=554273336

Nigeria is not worth dying for.
RIP Commander!

Politics › Re: 247 Fulani Women To Get N20,000 Grants From Federal Government by umykal: 10:05am On Jan 19, 2021

[quote author=GladGlad post=98183881]https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/247-women-to-get-fed-govts-n20-000-grants/amp/[/quote
Government of the North, by the North and for the North.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 50 Million Naira Or Civil Service Job, Which One Will You Choose? by umykal: 5:02pm On Jan 14, 2021

ubmech:
50 million naira or civil service job, which one will you choose?

I'll not even think twice about it, I will quickly grab the N50m offer.

Politics › Re: T.A. Orji Visits Orji Kalu's Home In Abuja (Photo) by umykal: 8:59pm On Jun 10, 2020

Metrix147:
The senator representing Abia Central, T. A. Orji has visited the home of his Abia North counterpart, Sen. Orji Uzor Kalu at his Abuja residence.

The duo has been in a frosty political relationship few months after Sen. T.A Orji became the governor through the support of his predecessor, Sen. Orji Uzor Kalu.

The Wednesday visit is coming few days after Sen. Kalu was released from the facility of Nigeria Correctional Service in Abuja following a court order.

Source: https://abntv.ng/2020/06/breaking-t-a-orji-storms-sen-orji-kalus-home-in-abuja/

Looters!
Birds of the same feather. They only deceive people in public but their relationship is still intact.

Health › Re: Different Shades Of Face Masks In Lagos (Photos) by umykal: 4:34pm On May 05, 2020

ghettokid1:
Different shades of face masks in Lagos.

https://thenationonlineng.net/photos-different-shades-of-face-masks-in-lagos/

Pls which day did Buhari make his first speech regarding the first lockdown because I want to calculate something. I don't understand what this girl told me, she can't be serious.

Career › Re: Sacked Pregnant Access Bank Cashier Collapses In Lagos After Receiving Letter by umykal: 9:35am On May 03, 2020

[quote author=Neictraema post=89123580]http://saharareporters.com/2020/05/02/exclusive-pregnant-access-bank-cashier-collapses-lagos-after-receiving-sack-letter[/quot
Access bank donated N1b to federal government, the resultant effect now is massive sacking of their staff. Donation is not by force, the bank management acted foolishly by over donating. What has the federal government have to offer to the sacked staff now?

Politics › Re: Fayemi Appoints Femi Adeoye As COVID-19 Ambassador After Refusing His Son Entry by umykal: 4:10pm On Apr 30, 2020

CallMeDrino:
https://globaltimesng.com/gov-fayemi-appoints-father-who-refuses-to-accommodate-son-over-covid-19-as-ambassador/

Through that means God has elevated the man just as he elevated the girl call Success. Congratulations Sir!

Education › Re: Obiano Directs Anambra Teachers To Resume On Monday by umykal: 4:07pm On Apr 30, 2020

Ctorch:
https://punchng.com/obiano-directs-anambra-teachers-to-resume-on-monday/?fbclid=IwAR3YajJmDWSGpo_djcPSyOBhoqZY4UjdCgstFZ-iqECVtmg1uevWCl9ReiWg

Mr Obiano it's too early for the resumption. Do put people's lives in jeopardy .

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Politics › Re: IMF May Approve Nigeria’s $3.4 Billion Loan Today by umykal: 9:58am On Apr 28, 2020

Sweetpopcorn:
https://punchng.com/imf-may-approve-nigerias-3-4bn-loan-today/

Why is this present government only good at borrowing money?

Politics › Re: Lagos To Produce 8,000 Beneficiaries Of Conditional Cash Transfer Soon by umykal: 9:54am On Apr 28, 2020

Vitualcop:
https://lagosstate.gov.ng/blog/2020/04/25/lagos-to-produce-over-8000-beneficiaries-of-conditional-cash-transfer-soon/

You people should diligently compile the names of the ghost beneficiaries. They should be no misspelling of their names.

Anybody from the South hoping to receive cash palliative of the FG will wait till eternity. Few people that can receive that cash are those APC party members and family members of those in charge of the palliative. As for me and my family, we have zeroed our mind on anything concerning government palliative.

Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi: ‘Buhari Is A Shy Person, Dislikes Public Show’ by umykal: 11:04pm On Apr 27, 2020

iwaeda:
https://dailypost.ng/2020/04/27/buhari-is-a-shy-person-dislikes-public-show-rotimi-amaechi/

May shyness kill you and Buhari over there.

Health › Re: 74 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Kano Confirmed By Governor Ganduje by umykal: 10:51pm On Apr 25, 2020

[quote author=Abolaji2709 post=88851360]https://www.independent.ng/breaking-kano-govt-confirms-74-new-cases-of-covid-19/[/quote

If proper care is not taken, this virus will spread more in the North. Many of them are clueless and not even ready to follow the guidelines given by NCDC. MAY GOD HELP US!

Politics › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: I Lectured The IPOB On Facebook Live, IPOB Remains My Servant by umykal: 9:58am On Apr 23, 2020

daewoorazer:
What seems to be a sour exchange occurred on twitter between members of the IPOB and the controversial journalist - Kemi Olunloyo after the latter’s earlier claim whether the leader of the IPOB group is dead or alive.

She tweeted thus

Source: https://twitter.com/kemiolunloyo/status/1253042921823178757?s=21[/quote]Kemi is an attention seeker.

Politics › Re: FG Begins Disbursement Of Tradermoni In Katsina by umykal: 12:18pm On Apr 21, 2020

tolexy007:
http://community.thenationonlineng.net/forum/fg-begins-disbursement-of-tradermoni-to-beneficiaries-in-katsina?fbclid=IwAR3WeW6Z4s88M0G-3cDTCjv0cCHsvAhcPntiq4etTPeDk4iahDFLJkevHfk

Buhari is using all avenues to enrich and favour his people before leaving office. The president of the North, by the North and for the North.

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Politics › Re: Lockdown: Free Electricity Is Not For All Nigerians – FG by umykal: 4:08pm On Apr 17, 2020

Islie:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/covid-19-free-electricity-not-f or-all-nigerians-govt.html

In summary, only the Northerners will benefit from the free electricity supply.

Politics › Re: Katsina, Highest Recipient Of Conditional Cash Transfer by umykal: 10:03am On Apr 16, 2020

Oluwamarc:
https://punchng.com/katsina-highest-recipient-of-cash-disbursements/

Government of the North, by the North and for the North.

Politics › Re: NHRC: Security Agencies Killed 18 During Lockdown by umykal: 10:01am On Apr 16, 2020

stanech:
https://punchng.com/security-agencies-killed-18-during-lockdown-nhrc/?amp=1&__twitter_impression=true

Killing innocent people is what Nigeria security agencies are good at. Useless security agencies!

Crime › Re: Civil Defence Officer Kills A Driver In Abia During Lockdown (Graphic Photo) by umykal: 8:14pm On Apr 15, 2020

NextD18:
99.696% of people in Aba are not normal.

You must be very stupid, clueless, arrogant and senseless.

Romance › Re: Mention The Lies Your Ex Told You by umykal: 2:39pm On Apr 14, 2020

Ashawoboi27:
Mine: He is just a friend
You are the only one am dating
Our rent has expired
My mum is sick
Am traveling to the village whereas aunty went to Abuja and a friend of mine saw her
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She told me she was pregnant and got rid of it without telling me. She then beg me to assist her with some cash for her to do D & C, which out of pity I gave her after quarrelling with her for doing that without my knowledge. I gave her the money because I Ioved her. Few months after that, she quitted the relationship.

Early this year, she chatted me and begged me to forgive her. That she lied to me then that she got pregnant. She lied because she needed money then.
She is married with a child now. She told me recently how she misses me, that she is not happy in her marriage. Wishing she's still with me . . .

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Politics › Re: NSIP: Are They Paying Ghosts? - Ben Kalu Questions Maryam Uwais by umykal: 4:41pm On Apr 11, 2020

RuudVanNisteroy:
https://www.channelstv.com/2020/04/09/are-they-paying-ghosts-federal-lawmakers-questions-nsip-credibility/

Buhari and his accomplices are working. Sai Bubu

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Politics › Re: 11 Million "Poor And Vulnerable" List. Zamfara Leads, South-East Lowest by umykal: 11:39am On Apr 11, 2020

ghettokid1:
https://dailypost.ng/2020/04/10/covid-19-zamfara-leads-as-fg-publishes-full-list-of-11-million-poor-and-vulnerable-nigerians/

Oh God of the South Easterners, as the present Nigeria government has said that poverty rate in the East is very low, father in heaven, please never allow the people of the East to be poor. Poverty is not in our blood. Those who claim to be poor just because they are in power and gain from the government, may they remain poor.

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Politics › Re: FG To Set Up Panel To Monitor COVID-19 Fund Usage by umykal: 9:22am On Apr 08, 2020

valentineuwakwe:
https://punchng.com/panel-to-monitor-covid-19-fund-usage-says-fg/

Super story for the gods!

Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Bala Mohammed Recovers, Tests Negative by umykal: 1:50pm On Apr 05, 2020

talk2archy:
Source: https://dailynigerian.com/breaking-bauchi-governor-recovers-tests-negative-for-coronavirus/

All these people that tested negative now, were they really positive for the virus?

If Nigeria now has the vaccine, it's a good news.

Politics › Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: Food Markets To Open Between 10:00am And 2:00pm Daily – FG by umykal: 8:20pm On Apr 01, 2020

HenryThegreat1:
Source: https://www.channelstv.com/2020/04/01/covid-19-lockdown-markets-to-open-between-1000am-and-200pm-daily-fg/

Opening the markets from 10am to 2pm daily is not the best option at this time because it will aid the spreading of the virus. The best thing the government should do during this period is to provide relief materials to Nigerians, especially those who can't afford to buy what they will eat. Ordering opening of the markets depicts that the government has no plans for the people to ameliorate the suffering in the land. If the spreading of the virus escalates, we don't have what it takes to fight it.

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Politics › Re: Coronavirus: FG Starts Immediate Cash Transfer To Poorest Households - Farouk by umykal: 9:19am On Mar 31, 2020

Route:
https://www.thecable.ng/coronavirus-weve-started-immediate-cash-transfer-to-poorest-households-says-fg/amp#click=https:///USy9nFi9Xk

How did the FG identify the poorest households in Nigeria? Which parameter did they use? This is another avenue to loot money and transfer cash to their relatives.

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