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Crime / Re: Somalian Woman Shot In Clitoris By Stray Bullet While Sitting In Her Living Room by umykal: 11:25am On Apr 27, 2023 |
[quote author=DAVIDMOE post=122778184] https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11615355/amp/Woman-24-accidentally-shot-clitoris-stray-bullet-sitting-living-room.html[/quote So bullet can be Hot too? End time bullet! |
Sports / Re: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by umykal: 11:47am On Apr 14, 2023 |
Bobloco:Hakimi is now the president of wise men association, world wide. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Ganduje's Son, Umar Loses House Of Reps Seat To NNPP's Jobe by umykal: 7:54am On Feb 27, 2023 |
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is The Next President Of Nigeria - Buhari At Nasarawa Rally by umykal: 5:24pm On Feb 04, 2023 |
herkeem:Affliction will not rise the second time. Nigerians have suffered enough for the past 7 years of APC government. Say no APC, say to BAT. |
Politics / Re: Samples Of Crude Oil From Kolmani Oil Field In Bauchi And Gombe by umykal: 3:24pm On Nov 22, 2022 |
Hontalba:If the presence of the oil in the North will hasten Nigeria disintegration, it's a welcome development. Congrats to the North! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Kanu: Court Declines FG’s Request For Adjournment In Stay Of Execution Hearing by umykal: 3:11pm On Oct 24, 2022 |
oshozondii: ASUU obeyed court order by calling off the strike but FG won't obey same court order by releasing Nnamdi Kanu. Buhari and his cohorts are very really irresponsible. |
Career / Re: Will You Return This To Your Company? by umykal: 7:55am On Sep 13, 2022 |
papiilo:In 2019, I got a better job and left the school I was teaching in Lagos. I received salary alert from the school for two months in two days interval. The money was 100k for the two months. I called the principal of the school and returned the money to them because I didn't work for it. Till today, I'm not regretting my action. |
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Chomzy And Eloswag Get Intimate In The HOH Bathroom (Photos, Video) by umykal: 4:54pm On Aug 28, 2022 |
EBMedia:I'll rather play candy crush game with my phone than to watch this useless programme. 3 Likes |
Family / Re: How I Survive On A Salary Of 95k As A Married Man by umykal: 10:00pm On Aug 23, 2022 |
tomtomastom4:That your house rent saving should be N12,500 per month. My house rent is also 150k per annum and I save N12,500 monthly from my salary. This really helped me to renew my house rent few months ago without stress. May God help us! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Names Prof. Charles Okigbo As Campaign Spokesperson (Photo) by umykal: 7:17pm On Aug 12, 2022 |
CommonSense1967:You must be high on drugs the moment you made this comment. |
Politics / Re: Wike, Ikpeazu, Ortom, Fintiri, Makinde Meet With Pérez Rodríguez In Spain by umykal: 8:30am On Dec 08, 2021 |
benjackugo:What's the economic value of the meeting? |
Family / Re: I'm Getting Married But I'm Not Happy by umykal: 11:10am On Oct 25, 2021 |
Warrior14:A broken engagement is better than a broken marriage. |
Properties / Re: Is It A Bad Practice To Fill The Holes In Foundation Block-Works With Laterite? by umykal: 4:20pm On Sep 04, 2021 |
BluntCrazeMan: It's actually bad to fill the hollow of the blocks with laterite. It's better you fill it with broken block or weak concrete; 1:4:8. The laterite absorbs and retains moisture which affects the strength of the block as time goes on. |
Events / Re: Bride Refuses To Smile As Husband Sprays Her Naira Notes At Their Wedding by umykal: 10:09pm On Aug 07, 2021 |
allwell51:This marriage will not last. Divorce is knocking at the door already. 2 Likes |
Career / Re: Australian Man Sacked From His N50m Job For Ejaculating On Women In Public by umykal: 10:13am On Aug 04, 2021 |
Crime / Re: Soldiers Killed, Many Abducted As Bandits Attack Sokoto Village (Photos) by umykal: 1:00pm On Jul 16, 2021 |
post=103755928:Imagine if these soldiers and General Hassan Ahmed were killed in the South East. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Military Releases 1,009 Ex-Boko Haram Fighters To Borno Government by umykal: 2:28pm On Jul 15, 2021 |
Tenses:They are their brothers, so they must be forgiven so that they will go and continue killing people. Government of the North! Rubbish! |
Politics / Re: Cameroon Commends Nigeria For Rearrest Of Nnamdi Kanu by umykal: 6:08pm On Jul 13, 2021 |
Travel / Re: My Terrible Experience At Onitsha Motor Park by umykal: 1:32pm On Jul 10, 2021 |
Alliteration: I had the same experience two months ago. The park is beside the pedestrian bridge, Lagos park, Upper Iweka, Onitsha. I was going to Aba that day from Asaba and my intention was to go to peace park and board a bus. Immediately I came down from the bridge, one man asked me where I was going and I said Aba. He said the there was a bus there going to Aba that was almost full. So I followed him, getting there, they said it's N2,500 to Aba. I was skeptical about buying the ticket. Two touts came to me and started pointing at my phone in my pocket that it's theirs. I was speechless and the guys loading the bus asked me to pay for the ticket and enter the bus immediately so that they will not collect my phone from me. I was restless at that moment because the guys were eager to attack me. So I paid N2,500 to Aba. Many people were also harassed until they boarded the bus. Later on, I discovered there were, Aba, Owerri, Portharcourt and Akwa Ibom passengers in the bus. When the bus was finally full after much delay, they told us that the bus was going to Owerri irrespective of where you are going. But I paid N2,500 to take me to Aba while some paid 3k and above depending on where they were going. So those that paid above N2,500 were given back some amount. They wanted to fight us( passengers) for protesting about their dubious act. But we just calmed down so that we could depart from their park. Once you enter that park, they will harass you until you enter the bus out of fear. My advice to anyone travelling through Onitsha is, never enter a bus/Sienna at that park beside Lagos park. Those men/guys there are not Human beings, they are heartless. 21 Likes 4 Shares |
Politics / Re: ISWAP-Boko Haram Appoints New Commanders, Imposes Taxes After Military Attacks by umykal: 7:36pm On Jul 04, 2021 |
etokhana:Hell-Rufai said Boko Haram and bandits don't have leaders so the federal government can't go arrest any of them. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Pastor Umah Udah Dresses Like A Warlord To Church (Pictures) by umykal: 10:02am On Jun 27, 2021 |
Mrincredy:He is very proud of his culture and where he comes from. There is nothing wrong with his dressing as an Ohafia man he is. The regalia depicts where he comes from. Christianity doesn't forbid us from wearing our traditional attire. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Yothaka, Thailand Erects Penis Statue To 'Battle' An Ongoing Drought by umykal: 8:50pm On Jun 15, 2021 |
ogbiwa:There's nothing Buhari will not see/hear. |
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Visits Late COAS Wife With All Her Children by umykal: 9:04pm On May 23, 2021 |
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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Visits Late COAS Wife With All Her Children by umykal: 9:01pm On May 23, 2021 |
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Politics / Re: Tinubu, South-West Leaders Reject Yoruba Nation, Support Ban On Open Grazing by umykal: 8:58pm On May 23, 2021 |
aminulive:There's no top political office holder that supports disintegration of Nigeria simply because their positions are favouring them at the expense of the poor masses. Though it may tarry, but Nigeria must be disintegrated. We are not one and we can never be one. PERIOD! 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Lady Falls Down, Cries As Her Fiancé Proposes To Her On Her Birthday (Photos) by umykal: 1:40pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
truth4ull:Most of the people that do public proposal, their unions don't last. The lady that's shading tears will turn to a lion after the wedding. |
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Rowland Celebrates Her 26th Birthday (Photos) by umykal: 11:21am On Apr 30, 2021 |
Newsmic:Those boobs are sagged already. Just remove the bra, the nipples will be pointing directly to the ground. 1 Like |
Properties / Re: Rent: Awka, Onitsha Residents Lament Hike In Rents by umykal: 4:53pm On Apr 17, 2021 |
Jamesbally:It seems your sense of reasoning is twisted. What is the correlation between what you commented here and the news you read? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Don't Allow Nigeria To Disintegrate - Emir Of Gwandu Warns by umykal: 9:31am On Apr 07, 2021 |
[quote author=Ctorch post=100563545] https://m.guardian.ng/news/emir-of-gwandu-cautions-proponents-of-disintegration/[/quote Disintegration of Nigeria is inevitable, it can only take time. Anyone still believing/hoping in one Nigeria is sleeping on a moving bicycle. |
Politics / Re: There Will Never Be Biafra Again - Lauretta Onochie by umykal: 9:28am On Apr 07, 2021 |
valentineuwakwe:This woman has lost her sanity just like Liar Mohammed. |
Politics / Re: President Buhari To Travel For A Medical Check-Up In London by umykal: 9:50pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
sarrki:No body will miss him as he travels. Buhari pls when you get to London, stay there till after election in 2023. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Fashion / Re: Lagos Restaurant, Grills By Delis, Denies Lady Entrance Over Her Outfit by umykal: 2:53pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
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