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that sex is overated in our society

DOES OUR JUDICIARY SYSTEM FAVOURS THE RICH?

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What solution should have been found prior this incident? Some of you have fufu in your skulls and always want to seem relevant with "wise words"

slimjohn2k5:
What a country that wait for people to loose part of their body or die before solutions are found or incentives are given.

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wonder why his lips are so dark!!!

As Christians, do we love them or hate them or tolerate them?

only a kid will speak like this. Nairaland should have age limits.

SIMPLYkush:
waiting for their planes to crash

The cook came back with his guarantor. Let me ask a question please. Do you think anyone who commits murder will willingly return to the crime scene with his guarantor?

Doesnt make any sense to me.

A very senseless question. If this was your mum or sister, you wont ask this nonsense.

SUPOL:
How did u get d car? this is a warning!!!

pay them their money. What nonsense.

Thank you.

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There was no visit to any Zamfara state. He visited troops stationed at Katsina AIrport. They are simply using the airport as a base. Lets get our facts right please.

Rich People in ancient Egypt were often buried with their slaves, pet as well as other ornaments. 2000 years+ is enough to decay most materials and from the pictures, the people there buried together were either slaves buried with their rich patron or family members. We can only make assumptions and this is my personal opinion.

Also, as regards the liquid found there, i believe it has to be rain water. Try as much as you can, rainwater will always find a way through. Combine that with the sub-surface pressure which is much higher the lower you go and earth movement, liquid which i can bet is rainwater will find its way into anything buried for that long.

Adios people.

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what's the local market like?
and what does exporting involve?

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dont be myopic...name the countries that are done with nuclear power. to be a world power and solve the constant power issues we have...my dear friend..we need nuclear power. well handled and managed. ..just listen to urself. u wud rather import candle..if u re not tired of i pass my neighbor then i am...

iwriterng:
Nuclear power plant in Nigeria? when developed countries are getting rid of nuclear plants already! Why is Africa (Nigeria in particular) the world dumping site? Used Laptop, Used cars, Used Phones, Used clothes, Used gadgets, used trains, used aircraft e.t.c.

Don't mess with the Russians! I would rather import candles than coalesce with Russians as regards electricity.

You have a girlfriend.
Doesn’t matter how long you have been dating her.
And now you seem to have doubts,
Maybe by coincidence or intentional acts,
You met this ‘amazing’ woman, whom you feel,
meets all your requirements and more.

Sounds familiar right?

Here's the cold hard fact of the matter: If you are still gazing
at "greener pastures", you're not ready to get married
because there is more left to be done in your dating life, more
deep-thinking ahead first.

As guys, its very easy to give the ‘Men love Variety’ excuse.

Note pls.

There would always be someone, prettier, taller, bustier…etc

When you've met the one who wins your heart forever, other women
will/should melt into the background insofar as any real desire for
romantic involvement is concerned.

Hang with me here and I'll show you what I mean by that.

This does NOT mean that no other women are ever going to be
attractive or endearing to you ever again. And you *can* acquire the
skill set of enjoying femininity without requiring sexual
fulfillment to come from it, by the way.

What it DOES mean is that you never, EVER second-guess the decision
you made to be with one woman, because you always keep the
perspective of having been through the dating process and having
made your decision from a position of absolute strength and a
wealth of experience.

The greatest woman you've ever met--your "100 out of 100"--will
literally compel you to cut ties with the other women you've been
seeing until then.

Nonetheless, If you ARE second guessing yourself on the possibility
of being sexually drawn to other women such that it would
compromise your current relationship, it's time for some hard
consideration.

The questions to ask yourself include:


1) Are you comparing your girlfriend to someone you don't know as
well?

This is always a bad idea. There's too much opportunity
for idealism there. I can't tell you how many guys blow a
long-term relationship for a fling with a new chick only to wonder
what they've done when she quickly falls short of expectations as
he "gets to know her better".



2) Have you really dated enough women to know EXACTLY who you're
looking for?

Your girlfriend MAY BE the greatest woman in the world for you.
But unless you have a firm grasp of what you want, you'll never
really know if you've found it.


3) Is it YOUR DECISION to get married?

Do you WANT to get married, or do you simply fear losing a great
woman? Are you DONE dating, or does the timing feel a bit premature?
Is your family putting pressure on you?

Please know that you may indeed be able to resolve all of these
questions VERY successfully vis-à-vis your current relationship.

Tell yourself the truth.

But...

What if the grass is really greener out there?
We would discuss that in a later article…

Uncle Chike

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First of all, before I even get started, if you happen to be one of
the women who I know is out there reading this post, you
can exhale. My goal today isn't really to upset you.

With that out of the way, I'm sure all of you (man or woman) are
wondering what the heck I'm up to with that subject line.

Is it right to get a woman angry just to get her attention and
possibly get her to love you? Does attraction work that way?

Anyone with any ability to process simple logic would reasonably
conclude (correctly) that it most certainly won't.

Now, just in case you're already typing up an argument for the
opposing point of view, hang with me here for a minute or two.

I've seen a lot in my days, and I'm convinced at this point that
breeding strong negative emotions in women is NOT the path to
making them love and adore you.

But you see, the simple fact that I already know someone out there
is ready to argue with me about all of this is precisely what
matters here.


Why? Because there are TONS of men out there who deep down REALLY
WANT to piss women off.

What's up with that?

The answer is pretty simple. When a guy has experienced a steady
stream of negative experiences with women over the course of
months, years or even decades, he gets more than a little bitter
about it.

As a result of that lack of success--and the sexual frustration that
goes with it--he starts getting good and angry at women himself.

Sooner than later, his mindset turns from a desire to find a great
female partner to treating virtually all women as adversaries.

It becomes "us vs. them".

And that way of thinking is pretty much the "kiss of death"
as far as success with women goes.

Just as no man in his right mind would ever waste his time with a
woman who's a "man hater", if you carry a lot of disdain for women
in general then the ones who'd love to make some guy's life
wonderful are going to avoid you like the plague.

I've just realized something kind of ironic, right there. You know
what? I'm probably pissing off more GUYS than women with this
post.


The bottom line is that if you get off on instigating negative
emotions in women, you're perpetuating a downward spiral towards
abject failure with women in your life for the foreseeable future.

If you want women to like you, you've got to lead by liking them
first.

Consider this...

I've never, ever met a man who was both negative towards women and
wildly successful with the high quality ones.

"But Uncle Chike I've been taught elsewhere that
insulting women makes them hot for me. Doesn't that mean that
pissing them off might work?"

Really? Are you sure that's what you've been taught, or have you
been told that SOMEONE ELSE was teaching that, therefore you
assumed it was valid?

Believe it or not, those who originally came up with that concept
did NOT intend it as such. The reality is that it's been widely
misinterpreted.

The mature way around it is by showing a measure of indifference
toward a woman so that she'll recognize you're not as "easy" as
other guys who fawn over her to no end.

It's actually more about combating one's own neediness than
picking a fight with her, per se.

At the very least, you can see how "creating intrigue" in women is
a very different endeavor than "pissing them off". And I can
assure you it's a much more productive one.

Women are NOT the enemy, gentlemen.

The ones who are emotionally healthy and have hearts of gold want
very much to build an alliance with you rather than to be your
adversary.

They want to follow your lead and do amazing things for you that
will make you feel good...provided that you're willing to put the
past aside and move in that direction.

With that in mind, doesn't it make a lot more sense to make your
goal to DELIGHT a woman and ENTHRALL her to no end rather than to
incite anger in her?

I can't answer that question for you. It all depends on whether
you're truly interested in building healthy relationships with
women or really only interested in "making them pay" for the pain
you've experienced in the past.

Which is it? Your decision will decide your ultimate destiny with
women.

Meanwhile, they're watching and waiting.


Be Good,

Uncle Chike
@Unclechike_

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1. Exfoliate.

To remove dead skin cells from the surface of your skin to improve its glow and appearance. Far better than bleaching especially if you use pure coconut oil. Very easy to create. Simply mix together 2 tablespoons of sugar and around 3 tablespoons of coconut oil and if its available Shea Butter. Put it in a jar or container and use it to your liking... you won't be upset with the results.

2. The Ultimate Moisturizer.
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While the concept of applying oil to the skin might not seem right to some, coconut oil is an incredibly affective moisturizer, especially for those with dry skin. Ensuring that skin is well moisturized is just one method for counteracting the signs of premature aging, and coconut oil takes it to another level. Coconut oil is also great at lightening dark spots and some even recommend it for treating acne. By moisturizing with a product like coconut oil, the skin doesn't think it's dehydrated and won't produce heavy amounts of sebum that get trapped in pores.

3.Deodorant.

Some people apply the coconut oil straight to their arm pits, but you can also make your own deodorant by blending together shea butter, baking soda, and coconut oil. It works wonders and is 100% natural. You can add cinnamon oil and get your own perfumed deodorant.

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6. Disease.

Coconut oil is actually 50% lauric acid, which not only helps aid your hair, but also your heart. Lauric acid helps prevent issues such as high blood pressure and high cholesterol. This acid ends up lowering LDL cholesterol, which is considered "bad" cholesterol, and contributes to blocked arteries and plaque buildup. While there are other factors involved in decreasing heart risks, coconut oil displays definite benefits to helping with heart-risk prevention.

7.Hair. As we get into the warmer months, trying to get rid of dry hair can also be an issue caused from the harsh, cold weather. Coconut oil acts as a great restorative for those with hair damage, dry hair, dandruff, and even hair loss. The key ingredient is a fatty acid called lauric acid, which has a high affinity for hair proteins and softens those dried out strands. Those who favor coconut oil recommend applying an even amount from root to tip (or wherever dryness is experienced), and letting it absorb for 30-40 minutes until washing it out completely. After using coconut oil, hair can become more shiny and soft, as well as preventing breakage.

8. Skin.
While the concept of applying oil to the skin might not seem right to some, coconut oil is an incredibly affective moisturizer, especially for those with dry skin. Ensuring that skin is well moisturized is just one method for counteracting the signs of premature aging, and coconut oil takes it to another level. Coconut oil is also great at lightening dark spots and some even recommend it for treating acne. By moisturizing with a product like coconut oil, the skin doesn't think it's dehydrated and won't produce heavy amounts of sebum that get trapped in pores.


NOTE:

The best type of coconut oil to use is any kind with "unrefined" or at least "organic" on the packaging. Unrefined means this product hasn't been treated with bleach or any other chemical process to eliminate potential bacteria. While this is better for flavor, unrefined coconut oil will also not contain any harmful trans fats. Choosing "refined" coconut oil would mean the coconut has endured a chemical process, as well as sometimes experiencing hydrogenation. By going with refined coconut oil, you aren't getting as many of the health benefits as you would be from oil that is unrefined and as close to its natural element as possible.


Coconut oil is available in grocery stores, as well as online. Be sure to be look out for specific information and labeling in regards to unrefined and refined. With both cosmetic and medicinal benefits, coconut oil is an excellent product for healthy living. For enquires just send a mail to hichyke@yahoo.com or follow me on twitter. @unclechike_