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beatcoins:They have nothing to do with Islam. |
2kaybiel:Do unto others what you want to be done unto you. No be me talk am, na so e dey for Bible. |
Error111:Tip: you have a nice topic, but do you know that it will make front-page if you had added the amount? At times you need to use your brain. |
kayo80:How much is being invested on research purposes in your continent? If you get the amount, compare it with the amount spent by these other countries and you will know why we to swallow it. |
More reasons to skip this scheme. |
Funkybabee:You are welcome... it is "already seen" |
onetrack:Lol... |
Muslim: There are over 1.6 billion Muslims in the World, soon we shall overcome the Infidels. Atheist: Would it include Ahmadis & Qadiyanis? Muslim: No, Ahmadi dogs have got nothing to do with Islam. Atheist: How about those Barelvis visiting graves and worshipping the dead? Muslim: Barelvis are infidels. They have got nothing to do with Islam. Atheist: What do you think of ISIS, who are all Sunnis? Muslim: They have got nothing to do with Islam. Atheist: How about Shias, following 12 Imams, offering prayers differently, bathing in blood and calling names to Abu Bakr & Umar? Muslim: Kafir, Kafir, Shia Kafir have nothing to do with Islam. Atheist: In yesterday’s Newspaper, there was a headline about a Prayer Leader raping a 5 year old boy and afterwards killed him by hanging with a fan? Muslim: These Prayer Leaders are bringing a bad name to Islam, they have got nothing to do with Islam. Atheist: There is another sect which denies all the Hadiths and follows nothing but Quran, yeah, known as Parvezis? Muslim: Parvezi followers have nothing to do with Islam. Atheist: It is heard that Prophet Muhammad married Ayesha when she was 9 and Prophet was 53? Muslim: These are all fabricated Ahadith. Atheist: But these are in the books of Ahadith compiled by Imam Bukhari, Imam Muslim and considered to be RIGHT by Ahl-e-Hadith? Muslim: Ahl e Hadith has nothing to do with Islam. Atheist: Taliban are killing in Pakistan like no body’s business… Muslim: They are Deo-Bandi Kharjis, they are the agent of India, Israel and America - they have nothing to do with Islam. Atheist: How about those mystic Sufi Saints… Muslim: Those so called mystic Sufis don’t follow Islam by the book and hold beliefs which lead to infidelity, thus they have nothing to do with Islam. Atheist: What is your opinion about Liberal & Progressive Muslims? Muslim: They have gone astray, they include Seculars that have nothing to do with Islam. Atheist: How about the Saudi Salafi & Wahhabi groups? Muslim: They are extremists and Jihadists , they have nothing to do with Islam. Atheist: What do you think of killing non-Muslims? Muslim: Islam is a religion of PEACE, killings have no place in Islam.. Atheist: But Jihad is ordered in Quran in very clear words? Muslim: You are taking it out of context. Atheist: BUT, Jihad is the 6th Pillar of Islam. Atheist: In short, Islam has nothing to do with Islam and you are the only Muslim among 1.5 billion. Same being the case of all other Muslims? Muslim: You do not understand Islam. Atheist: You do? Muslim: People like you bring bad name to Islam and should be killed. ~ Toni Amrani |
During rainy season. |
Use the mail supermods link. It is sent to the supermods. |
nenergy:Published by theonion.com The Onion is an American digital media company and news satire organization that publishes articles on international, national, and local news. So you should know it is satire. |
Lol... theonion.com no go kill person with satirical news. |
Ishilove:Yes ma, that's why he has gone AWOL. |
meme98:The problem with people like you is that you don't understand sarcasm. |
meme98:His name is Maforidi Shege. |
lilprodigy:Send me PM. |
Oh... Heathens, we are on our way.
I told you guys that our Chariots had issues, so our coming has been delayed.
God sent another Chariot to continue the journey but it haven't arrived. |
lilprodigy:you mean the page ain't opening? |
Okay.... How much will I be paid to read this post? |
Breathtaking...
Lucky I have spare breathes in my inhaler. |
lilprodigy:After paying you should return to the portal and click Continue after payment... (https://www.nouonline.com/admform_ug.php) to proceed and fill their application form. Hope you are undergraduate? |
lilprodigy:After paying they should return to the portal and click Continue after payment... to proceed and fill their application form. |
News Flash: Our Chariot of Fire broke down. But heavenly engineers are working to fix it. Jesus is Co(u)ming. |
lilprodigy:Let me help. |
Rapmaestro:Haba.. Person no fit lie in peace again. Are you lie-detector? |
I am bookmarking this thread... No be you been prophesy September two years back concerning this coming shit? |
DeepSight:Can't the universe be self-existent also? |
DeepSight:Awesome... From logic, God came from somewhere. |
KingEbukasBlog:Why can't the universe come from nothing? |
Bad driver. Did she pass driving school? How did FRSC issue her driving license? |
KingEbukasBlog:What of the Universe? |
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