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If it is right or wrong?

This is an endtime thread, people have done something in secret OP and you want us to be judgemental right?

First make us gods then we would judge...

Meanwhile as an endtime thread make I sew my shirt.

Fraih:

Are you pretty also?

Hmmm...

If you wont stop, find someone to stop you.

ISIS Terrorists stopped a car of a Christian coupleand asked, are you Muslims?

Christian man answered, Yes, I'm a Muslim.
Terrorist: If you are a Muslim, then recite a verse
of Quran?

Christian man recited a verse from the Bible.
Terrorist: Alright you can go now.
Wife: I cannot believe you risk our life like that!
Why did u tell them that we are Muslims? If he
knew we were lying he would have killed both of
us.

Husband: Do not worry! If they knew the Quran
they would not kill people.
Morally, Terrorism has no Religion.
Quran says: If you killed 1 person, you have killedwhole humanity, and if you saved 1 person, youhave saved whole humanity

KashyBaby:
Sorry I don't get the joke...

A pretty girl will never get it.

I bumped into an old school friend today.

He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.

Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"

I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."

He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"

I said, "No, she's an optician."

Decker:
Having a respectable character and a positive attitude also makes a guy more attractive.

Thank you brother!

Everyone wants to be attractive, that may even be the reason you are here. But in reality what you need is the understanding of the difference between attractiveness and good looks.

If you look good, it is simply due to your physical characteristics, it’s a matter of facial symmetry, shoulder-to-waist ratio, height and outward signs of physical health. Attractiveness on the other hand, is about the mind, and how people respond to you.

Being attractive is about charisma and the way you make people feel; in fact, a study from Webster University found that it was behavior that attracted people rather than just physical looks.

One of the most interesting things about being attractive is that it’s the little things that make up the difference – things that are easily overlooked, but powerful when utilized properly. Nature has a way of bestoring us with the needed attribute for survival (good looks is one) but for the skills of survival, you ought to learn that. Below are your top guides to being attractive-


Guide #1- Dress the way you want to be addressed(attractive)-
Men seem to perpetually misunderstand the power that a upgrading your wardrobe can bring you. Clothes are an outward extension of your identity. Clothes are the first thing people will notice about you, and that will color their first impressions of you. The right outfit – or the wrong one, for that matter – can utterly transform you. Remember, when you dress shabbily, people notice your clothes. When you dress properly, people notice you. If you want to be more attractive, you need to dress more attractively.

Fit is the most obvious place to start – you want clothes that flatter and support your body; trying to hide it behind oversized clothing just makes you look sloppy and unkempt. But just as important as fit is the style. If you want to stand out and be more attractive, you want clothes that look right. Find the clothes that you feel like you look like a million bucks in and it will start to affect your mentality and the way you carry yourself – and these will all measurably affect how people see you.

Guide #2 Use your Head!
Everyone has brains, but a few people know hpw to utilize it for their advantage. One of the easiest ways of being more attractive to somebody is to reinforce how alike you are. No matter what people have told you, opposites only attract if you happen to be a pair of magnets. In fact, the more similarities two people share, the more likely they are to like one another. If two people share similar backgrounds and values, they’re going to feel more comfortable with one another and that comfort is going to increase their sense of compatibility.

Guide #3 Use your Eyes
We all know the feeling of somebody looking through us or looking past us when we try to talk to them – it’s incredibly alienating and makes us like that person less. Eye contact is powerful. In fact, it’s so powerful that studies have shown that two minutes of gazing into somebody’s eyes can inspire deep feelings of passion and romantic love in complete strangers. Of course, you can’t exactly just randomly challenge strangers to staring contests in hopes of getting lucky, but you do need to learn how to harness the power of eye contact.

But above all else, when you make eye contact, you need to smile. Strong eye contact without a smile comes off as though you’re evaluating whether her flesh would make a fetching lampshade.

Guide #4 Enlarge your Tent
People who aren’t confident are afraid to take up space; they huddle in on themselves, as though they’re afraid to offend others with their presence. It also changes the message your body language is sending. When you take up space you are, by necessity, opening up your body. You become immediately more inviting and approachable when your open up your torso. Crossing your arms, slouching and curling in on yourself, on the other hand, makes you look unfriendly and unapproachable; you’re putting actual barriers between you and the people you want to talk to. Leave your torso open and your legs un-crossed and you’ll seem more attractive and friendly.

So pick these handy guides and make the most of your life, don't forget to make good money. I once read "if I make money from everyone that saw me as attractive, I would be attractive by now."

Cheers,

- Your personality coach and Nairaland Love Doctor

I hope this works!

Find below how the fridge will motivate you to be yourself.

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Goal No. 2... Nigeria leading on.

Interesting!!!

FTC 1.

Recently, scientists at MIT’s Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory came up with a device that can effectively see through walls and identify which persons are standing behind it.

The future is here, and apparently it’s being created in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

The device in question, called RF-Capture, works by sending out radio waves which, upon hitting an individual standing standing behind a wall, are reflected off various body parts and back to the device for analysis. When the radio waves are bounced back, RF-Capture measures the intensity of the waves, among other variables, and then uses a complex algorithm to put together a rudimentary silhouette model of the person’s body type.

All the more impressive, the device can not only make out a person’s chest, arms, and head, but it can also distinguish between two different people and even different types of postures.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LTr02cJkiA

Personal text: Will not accept friend request from people who I find are not interesting. Sorry. 1st I'm a wife, a best friend, a career woman and not Nigerian. East African beauty married to a handsome Nigerian and enjoying what life has to offer.

May be if you had have someone close, giving you good advice, things may not have been this bad. Meanwhile, thereis hope where thereis God. I pray for you. *Namaste*

Hollup Hollup!!!

Eyoh mehn I belive you didn't mention the number one reason...

Lemme tell you something, girls are creatures with a heart and a mind. They can choose what they like and when they like. When they are not choosing you(a guy) doesn't mean anything is wrong with you. May be you are in the wrong farm.

Change location!

You ger wat am saying

Hollup! Hollup Nigga!

You should be busy searching for work, not woman... the truth is ladies need security not your primate urge for arousal satisfaction.

You know nattin!

From all indication there is naivety on your part, thank God nairalanders are profiling solutions (thumbsup NL)

Gerra ra here mhen!

Fix your life, ladies will come.

Sugarhugs:
I can't date talk less about marrying a ugly dude!

How dare you call what God created Ugly?

Them don they soak your cane with kerosene...

Watch how Helen Paul throws shades at all the top comedians you know, Basket mouth, Alibaba, I Go Die and Gordons. Also watch Gordons reply


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25cAB6oSEcM

CC: Lalasticlala

https://www.nairaland.com/2597504/hilarious-things-nairaland

How about the peacemakers and troubleshooters, the observers like you, the ladies that click-a-bro for 6 packs pic of guys, etc.

StephanieEzeh:
In my 100L in school, I caught a guy in my lodge sniffing my panties. I promised to report him to Papa (the caretaker) but he started pleading that it was the devil's work. After many hours of pleading, I allowed the matter to die. Throughout the short time he stayed in the lodge, he wasn't comfortable. He never dared look at me in the eyes and he would always feel embarrassed when with other lodge mates and I happen to show up in their midst. I know he would be thinking I had revealed it to some people in the hostel He didn't stay till his rent expired; he packed out to live with a cousin of his at the other side of town. He always avoided me on campus. I pity him sha; he was just silly

I think this act is not only disgusting but shameful! Most guys do it at the slightest opportunity they get! I don't know what they benefit from such!!! I wonder the type of sexual pleasure they get Perverts!

Hollup Hollup!! While I understand your position, let me do some explaining.
First, everyone has a unique smell without all the orishirishi we pour on our bodies especially ladies. These odours form a foundation for attraction. Research has shown that certain body odors are connected to human sexual attraction. See reason here https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16481428

Through scent, humans can subconsciously tell if a potential mate will pass on favorable traits to their offspring. Research on human mating has found that the effect of scent on males and on females differs. Part of this difference is caused by the different motives each gender holds for mating. Males, in order to pass on genes, subconsciously notice and are attracted to traits that indicate fertility in females, such as a voice of higher pitch, a specific hip-to-waist ratio, and a certain body odor.

Gerra ra here... Gerrra ra here Niga! Now you see why he was sniffing you? It wasn't for sexual pleasure... He was trying to see if you could be a potential mate and if you were going to be productive. though he did it the most primitive way.

You dont know nothing!

Zahra! Zahra!! Zahra!!!

How many time I call your name?

Shine bright babe...

Vikkie14:
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Same heree, glad you liked it!

Did former Gov. of Lagos state belong to this group? Cause I can correlate some of his hate actions to these hate speeches.

"Seun, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Seun grabbed his cutlass and chased his wife out of his house...
Moments later the guy gets a second text: "Really should use spell check! That should be "wifi"."

Here is a great way to have a word editor that is handy;

1. Open your browser- Say you copied a text on the web and feel like editing,

2. Go to the browser address bar or press f6

3. Type the following;

data:text/html, <html contenteditable>

4. Press enter

5. Go to the white space and there you have your text editor.

Works best in Chrome

And someone ladies will say this is not possible on nairaland... 'na lie'. Nairaland anything is possible

I am pleased to announce the good news to language tutors in Nigeria.

You would agree with me that schools are suddenly changing the way people learn and technology is fostering this change. Language is one of the most important subject when it comes to teaching. Whether you want to learn Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, Arabic, French or even Spanish it is now easier than ever.

I am calling on all school owners who want language studies to be appreciated and appreciated to take this wonderful opportunty to set up language labs by installing our new talking books in their language labs.

Language labs, like any other labs is where students could go into and language learning resources would be available for their private study. We also have talking posters for language learning. Language teachers, take this opportunity and be part of the language revolution in Africa.

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Thanks

Michellla:
Denomic

U invented this?

The House of Representatives has urged the Federal Government to give scholarships to the children of late Dr Ameyo Adadevoh for her sacrifice in preventing further spread of Ebola in the country back in 2014.

This followed a motion by Rep Akinade Taofeek, who also urged the federal government to consider a posthumous national honour for the late doctor in recognition of her heroic sacrifice.

Rep Taofeek also said that the “effort, courage and sacrifice of those persons who lost their lives in the course of treating Patrick Sawyer need to be acknowledged, including the management and other staff of the hospital.”

The lawmaker said that the sacrifice of Dr. Adadevoh saved the country from further spread of the deadly disease, which calls for a gesture from the federal government to her children.

A movie, ’93 Days’ has been produced to demonstrate the bravery of the late Dr. Adadevoh and her colleagues from their encounter with the late American-Liberian, Patrick Sawyer, who was the index case of the Ebola Virus in Nigeria.

http://www.channelstv.com/2015/10/14/reps-recommend-scholarships-for-ebola-heroine-adadevohs-children/

The Mexican Ambassador to Nigeria, Mr Anthonio Blanco, said that the exhibition was the embassy’s way of helping to promote the knowledge and understanding of human rights in Nigeria.

Blanco added that part of the embassy’s contribution was the translation of the 31 articles of the declaration into the three major languages as well as 10 Mexican languages.
The exhibition is entitled: “Our Rights in Our Words: The Universal Declaration of Human Rights in Local Languages.

The National Human Rights Commission's Executive Secretary, Prof. Ben Angwe who was also presented assured the audience that the declaration will be translated to local languages in Nigeria and publicized in all the local government areas in Nigeria. Pointing out that the Mexican Embassy's 20 year anniversary in Nigeria is worth celebrating.

The NOA's DG, Mike Omeri was also present to reassure Nigeria's commitment to making the program a success.

See pics.


cc:Ishilove