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Hello Guys,

October 13th is celebrated as breast cancer awareness day aslo tagged as #nobraday. This post is not for perverts & over religious folks. So I am here to help the ladies by aiding the guys, as many of you know Breast cancer is cancer that develops from breast tissue. Signs of breast cancer may include a lump in the breast, a change in breast shape, dimpling of the skin, fluid coming from the nipple, or a red scaly patch of skin. In those with distant spread of the disease, there may be bone pain, swollen lymph nodes, shortness of breath, or yellow skin.[url]^[3]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_cancer

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Why this guide?
Boobs are nature's gift to man and a guy needs to understand how these sensitive treasures should be handled correctly. They contain certain amount of nerve endings and blood vessels. At peak perfomance, they could become stiff and erect and with the right pressure and sensation combination result to orgasmic explosion. They are also used to provide substances of immunity and survival for new born babes(don't get jealous).

Guide #1 All boobs are not the same
You probably must have heard that all fingers are not equal, exactly... all boobs are not the same either, and never define a woman's worth with the volume of boobs size. If she is your princess don't compare her with another's. What worked for other people may not work for her during teasing.[img]tits.jpg[/img]

Guide #2 Compliment her boobs
Women love compliments no doubt, but a guy should be specific about the compliment by focusing on the 'issue at hand'. Let her know how they make you feel, they way they look... just ensure you don't ruin the moment by making comparison that turns people off.

Guide #3 Learn from the owners
'No be you get the boobs' she's the owner, therefore learn from her. She may tell you where works and what works. Listen to that.

Guide #4 Pay attention
Pay attention to her reactions and breathing.
Be aware of what’s going on with the rest of her body—her breathing, the way she moans, her flush. But don’t ignore the breasts themselves: Sexual arousal causes more blood flow to the breasts, and often results in the breast tissue swelling up to 25%.

Here is how much I can go for now.

Kindly Add more...
Cheers!

cc: lalasticlala

Awareness for Postrate Cancer! If this is not sustainable, I think the instigators of NoBraday were having a bad and wanted to make a great day outta it period.

emusmith:
7 Areas A Girl Who Truly Love You Looks At

Maybe not in the pecking order but I strongly believe (taking a cue from stories of several successful and happy married women), these points are really 7 Areas A Lady Who Truly Sees You As A Prospective Hubby And Loves You Looks At.



1. Your Dreams and Goals

She will ask you severally for your dreams and goals: short term or long term before she begins to ask for other infinitesimal things. Your goal in life means more to her. Yes.


2. Your Role In Her Life And Career

Speaking of her asking you for your dreams and passions, she actually wants to know your role in her life. She wants to be sure you will be there for her as she will do vice versa.


3. Your Spiritual Leadership Or Control.

Trust me, if she loves you, she would ask from flats to grants cutting across your religion to your personal belief of "God". Ladies needs security, spiritual security inclusive.


4. Your Mental State

If she loves him, she would not turn a blind eye to his mental capacity. She will try to influence him for good. Love seeks change.


5. Your Past life

Love isn't stupidity. She loves so seeks to hear of your exes and past relationships. If she doesn't ask or bother to, hmm...



6. Your Financial worth and Target

Yes, this is crucial too. You both love each other and so it's her obligation to ask how much you take home monthly. That would help her plan and make her choices, wisely. Money is vital too.


7. Your Family
This is very pivotal. She would want to see your family: siblings or even parents. If she has no interest in seeing them but just you alone, don't feel special, it's not a good sign. Selah.


The point of this thread is, if that Lady really loves, these Seven Points are the first she'll consider before thinking of other 'trivial' issues.

Just to add... She will look at your health status; Your blood group, HIV/Aids status, Sexual history and ambition... finally she will consider what people will say.

Ciao

bronzegoddess:
Quite a number of us ladies are in this situation. That guy comes along, is caring, God fearing, hard-working and all, but we don't get that romantic vibe with the person. I'll say keep him close, not necessarily date him, just keep him close

Very close!

Men need to be cultured when it comes to exuding romance. It comes natural to ladies, but if a lady finds someone humble, willing to learn and God fearing then I say the sky is your limit. Keep him close sister!

henribj:
says who? they are all the same, its just language color coding things as usual
what a girl has a lady also has, right?

I don't think so. What some ladies have, some girls don't have... vice versa.

henribj:
a baby is a baby no matter what.
if a girl looks like a baby, you call her a baby. It matters not if you know her or not.
#justsaying

Are we referring to someone here?
If... your escape route! Someladies don't want to be addressed like that bro, knowing the difference is what counts really.

How to Approach Women and Win:
It is perceived to be increasing difficult for guys these days who are seeking emotional bond of natural affection to their significant other to go through the process without being seen as creepy or socially awkward. Whether you trying to kickstart a random convo with her in a bus, in church, office or a reception event by which the forces of nature has brought two opposite pair together.

The problem has some basic solution. So if you are male with loads of frustration at approaching women keep digging, there is a nugget within this piece of bytes written in a quest to make your dating life easier.

When your behavior goes against the accepted social context, then you end up making people uncomfortable. You’re incongruent with the location and that can be incredibly creepy to people; it tells others that you either don’t understand the rules that govern what is and isn’t acceptable or you don’t care. Someone who doesn’t care that it’s not appropriate to yank a book out of somebody’s hands or pull the earbuds out of her ears is sending the signal that they may well not worry about little things like “consent” either.¹

Consider your Skill Level: Ok! I know you have friends who seem to do what Psquare once said "dribble like Okocha & score like Ronaldihno" Yes! they break the rules, get the girls. Well the truth is they started somewhere, built reputation over time and have a better understand on how to swing a golf ball that lands them the right hole. Horn your skills and do so gradually and dilligently. Start with online dates before graduating to approaching women on the streets.

Never Assume Intimacy: Everyone has boundaries, the more you ignore their boundaries without better level of intimacy, the harder it will be to get women to want what you have. Approaching people you don’t know and have no connection to means that you have to behave accordingly. Tracking them down on social media, randomly texting them (when they didn’t give you their number) or proclaiming your undying devotion for them when you don’t actually know each other are all examples of assuming excess levels of intimacy. So does trying to escalate things physically (demanding a hug, trying to put your arm around someone you’ve just met, etc.) or turning the topic to sex when it’s not wanted or warranted.²

The guy who shows respect (and let’s be clear: there’s a difference between respect and being a suck-up) is someone who’s going to have far greater success with women. Why? Because women will feel comfortable and secure around them. Not sure if something’s off limits? Ask.

Women Owe You Nothing: In a world dominated by rights and demands, makes it difficult for women to accept guys who fail to understand that a woman is an autonomous being. When their autonomy is threatened through pushy behaviour for responses and replies they hold back. So never mix politeness with obligation.

Another factor to keep in mind is that meeting basic standards like “not being a rapist” or being a “good guy” doesn’t entitle you to a woman’s time or attention. Similarly, your various accomplishments, however impressive they might be, don’t create an obligation for someone to bow to your whims. You want somebody to give you the time of day when you approach them? Be someone worth talking to. Be interesting. Be charming. Be respectful. Demanding a response just because you’ve paid what you think was a compliment isn’t respectful, it’s being a douchebag and it’s creepy. It demonstrates that you weren’t interested in just paying a compliment, you were really making demands on her time and attention. That sort of behavior is a distinct turnoff and makes sex disappear like dust in the wind.³

Rejected but not Dejected: Hard truth time you’re going to get rejected. Everybody does, no matter how hot or how skilled they may be. You could be rejected for a multitude of reasons which could range from your saying something wrong to the moon being in the wrong house for her to date right now. At the end of the day, the reason for your being rejected doesn’t matter; it just means that for whatever reason, the two of you were not going to work out. It’s on you to accept that rejection with grace and aplomb.

Why? Because people who’re able to handle rejection well ultimately get rejected less. Being able to take rejection and not letting it either destroy you or turn you into a red-pill-fueled rage monster is a mark of emotional intelligence and higher levels of emotional intelligence correspond directly with greater dating success.

Someone who realizes that one rejection isn’t the end of the world? That’s somebody with confidence and self-assurance. He may be single now, but he won’t be single for very long

The guy who has the confidence to let rejection slide, to feel the sting but not let it destroy him? Who can take a rejection with grace? He’s the one who’s going to succeed in the long run. You may not get that particular woman… but other women will notice these things. They pay attention. And a guy who can avoid being creepy, who can show respect? Someone who’s fun and socially well-calibrated? That’s the kind of man women like.⁴

Goodluck winning the woman of your dreams!!!

Mr. Fayose- Controversial and Authentic Give him 100 Likes

I saw this coming...

Edward Snowden: Smartphones can be hacked into with just one text message and then used to spy on their owners.

The world’s spying agencies have tools that allow them to take over smartphones with just a text message, according to Edward Snowden, and there is “very little” that their owners can do to stop it.

The UK’s intelligence agency has a suite of tools that let it listen on phones and their owners, Snowden told the BBC’s Panorama in Moscow. All spies would need to do is send a special text message and they will be able to gain access to the camera and its microphones, the BBC reported Snowden as saying.

The set of tools is called “Smurf Suite”, according to Snowden. Each of the individual tools has their own name — “Dreamy Smurf” lets the phone be powered on and off, for instance, and “Nosey Smurf” lets spies turn the microphone on and listen in on users, even if the phone itself is turned off.

GCHQ even has a tool called “Paranoid Smurf” that hides the fact that it has taken control of the phone. The tool will stop people from recognising that the phone has been tampered with if it is taken in for a service, for instance.

“For example, if you wanted to take the phone in to get it serviced because you saw something strange going on or you suspected something was wrong, it makes it much more difficult for any technician to realise that anything's gone amiss,” Snowden said.


http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/iphone-has-secret-software-that-can-be-remotely-activated-to-spy-on-people-says-snowden-9991754.html

Lalasticalala
Seun
LadyF

10 Shameful Acts&Immaturity Girls Display After Getting Under The Boxers of a Guy... coming soon!!!

Hahahaha...

There is going to be a trend... steady decline on monies spent on subsidy, we would see more PMS in the streets, and corruption in the oil and gas sector will dissapear like smoke. #CHANGE

Teachers can change lives with just the right mix of chalk and challenges.
-Joyce Meyer

The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called 'truth'.
-Dan Rather

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.
-Albert Einstein

Good teachers know how to bring out the best in students.
-Charles Kuralt

Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you've got something to share.
-Steve Harvey

One good teacher in a lifetime may sometimes change a delinquent into a solid citizen.
-Philip Wylie

Here is the answer;

Animals do lose their teeth. They also rot. However, those that are not domesticated do better thanks to a less harmful diet.
Humans live a long time compared to most animals.
Most people in the West do not eat a great diet, both in general and for our teeth.
We also have to floss. Daily. Don't forget

When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The woman would shout - 'When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life..'
Neighbours feared her and the woman liked the fact that she was feared..
To everyone's relief, she died of a heart attack when she was 58. Her husband had a closed casket at the wake..
After the burial, he went straight to the local joint and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. His neighbours, concerned for his safety, asked - 'Aren't you afraid that she may indeed be able to dig her way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life??'
The husband put down his drink and said - 'Let her dig. I had her buried upside down..'

Re: Chelsea Vs Southampton (1 - 3)- Live

Jeez

I strongly condemn those who perpetuated this attack and those politicians who come out to condemn those who perpetuated the attack. History has taught us they mastermind all these.

I almost read it as a joke

[color=#770080]A girlfriend is giving directions to her boyfriend who is coming to visit her on october 1st;
"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 419. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 401. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Sweerat!, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?”
"What...you coming empty handed?"[/color]

Which kind JAMB question be this?

I never had a crush on my teachers, I had lots of crushes on students & seniors... That was enough for me.

Thank you.

Osho Baba... You will not 'labour' in vain.

If you have a craving to snack or any junk food, but you are working on dieting, simply brush your teeth.

Na virginia? u ar a funny dude I swear

Jetjacky:
lol... ask na

Dear Sports loving Nairalanders,

Kindly drop the names your favourite player of the week.

Debate, Analyze and... No spamming please.

Thank you

My Player of the week was Christiano Rolando CR7, Team of the week Everton (EPL)

I suppose ask you na

Jetjacky:
Na Virginia

[color=#770083]A guide to male virginity...(Jokes on me)
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"[/color]

[color=#770080]Madam wanted 3 reasons why the maid thought she deserved a raise
Maid: I can cook better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me!
Madam: Ok, second reason.
Maid: I can iron better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me!
Madam: Ok, and the third reason?
Maid: I am better in bed than you.
Madam's face swelled with rage.
Madam: Did my husband say that?!
Maid: No the driver told me.
Madam: Lower your voice. Is 30% enough?


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