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jonaji: How does this "joy "gurantee a happy sex life and a smooth home ?

You teach Sir...
A home is what you make it...

Oh, the joys of travelling that never before trodden path...

No pot holes, no speed bumps and no slippery slopes,

Oh, the joy

1. It seems when you want someone, they don't want you. and when someone wants you,you don't want them. And when you both want each other. Something has to come around and mess it up.

2. Lies don't end relationships usually the truth does...

3. Why is it that everything she did was justified and everything I said was unforgivable.

Frankestein08: lol, luv d 3rd one...nobody wan loose hin job na bt I still no understand d first tho, u mst ve been a comedian

Accountants of past generations were well know for their "non-smiling, grim stance".

No be today's "chartered" accountants, who are more social than ants!

#ledgertins...

How about a Mercedes Benz 190?

Blessed is the hand that giveth....

Please do more favours, your reward is in heaven...

CAMNEWTON4PRES: .

You don buy land for here too?...

1. People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

2. Everything is funny, AS LONG AS IT IS HAPPENING TO SOMEONE ELSE!.

3. The golden Rule of work is that the Bosses' jokes are always FUNNY!

Don't want no car from the US

Can you import from Mars?

PM me...

acenazt: Man are you trying to give the Evil fools new ideas to destroy us?

It's a done thing Sir.

Just pray you don't get first hand experience of such.

Chemical weapon it is....

fajani: Is it not 9 planets we have?

No it's 10.

Nigeria has just been discovered....

It's raining here sir...

Ice Bucket or Hot Tea?

[i][/i]rolls back under my blancket

#keepingwarm.....

I'm not holding brief for him, but you guys should MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

The polithiefcian is busy seeking ways to stay relevant in his chosen "career".

Armchair critics you all are.

Get off your backsides and challenge him for the position if you think he is not FIT!

Evil flourishes when the Good do nothing...

Nuff said...

Heaven on Earth...

Welcome back Sir!!!

We missed you.

Lies I was told in secondary school?
Was not told by my teacher but by my DAD!

He said "Son, You can go blind if you head a football"

Special lie to dissuade me from playing the game.

Who knows, I might have been earning those $$$ now

Oh, well.

It Just had to be the Finance and Accounts Department.....

Clean sweep

Next Thief please!