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As soon as you RENT your own apartment...

Definitely not your age.
It's a tough world out there.
No time for fantasies....

Would love to be 50 though.
Retired and enough time in the world to enjoy the fruits of my labour.

......while waiting for the grand kids

please help with this.
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God Bless you.

dabossman: You should also understand my context too. Why are we so quick to cast aspersions on any Nigerians age once they are public figures? If Davido says his age we will say it's a lie. Genevieve, na lie. Iheanacho, na lie. Is every Nigerian an age cheat?

So now get my context.
How many Nigerians do you know at 17 are married with kids.
One only please.

Read my post again sir.
Any ATM card you get from your Nigerian bank either Visa or Mastercard can be used any where in the world.

dabossman: Don't make me laugh. Even Europeans marry at age 18 and some are even divorced by 21. Raheem Sterling already had a kid by age 17. Neymar at 19. So what's your point?

Don't laugh yet.
Is Aghahowa European?
Understand my context...

Billygee2u: serving your fathers land is your obligation .ride on Ribadu.

Did you just say serve?
By dining with the devil?
Delusional...
SMH

Open your naira normal account here.
Apply for your debit card - visa or mastercard.
You can make withdrawals over there with your card on ATM.
Now, to deposit is more cumbersome.
But a wire transfer can hit your account in 24 hours.
Just ensure you have your bank and branch codes before travelling.

All na to stay relevant...

I AM NOT DECIEVED All na to stay relevant...

I AM NOT DECIEVED

Every country now jumping on the band wagon.
Feeding off our misery...
Africa, My Africa

Oya, rearrange that evidence now.

Must report to Oga at the Top....

dabossman: Do you make these same "excuses" for Africans, nay Nigerians? A Nigerian youth (u-17)who grew up in the ghetto or village, hawked on the streets or worked on the farm and practically became a man before he was 14 is expected to look like a 17 year old European who never did a day of hard labor in his life.

Again I ask, do you make these "arguments" for Nigerian players?

Yep, they usually have kids too by 17.
Yes, and marry lawyers by 15 sef.
#Aghahowa....

jahstech: "HD"MI is for HD channels, if you don't have HDMI cable you can watch and enjoy HD channels, guy you can't compare HDMI cable with your normal 3 pin cable, when you watch HD channels with HDMI no body go tell you, but for now I don't think any of the HD channels is working on the Queen.

HDMI cable not just for HD channels sir. Please connect it to watch your SD channels too.
Picture quality always infinitely better.
By the way, 3 pin cables are so "old school".
Who uses them these days?

#wemovedon....

:oehn! Scandal...

So, who's the father of the baby? :oehn! Scandal...

So, who's the father of the baby?

Can't remember.
Been using it all my life... Can't remember.
Been using it all my life...

desmondadonis: Okay.
I logged in this afternoon with my old moniker and as usual, there were mentions which i had to reply. On clicking the "quote" option, I got the error pop up of "You cannot do that right now. Please try again in a few hours.". I took a quick navigation to my main profile to check if i had been banned and this was what i saw beneath my signature.
So Mr Seun. I call upon thee to come and state explicitly why you banned me cos the reason in quote isn't justifiable....
Last bullet:
I request you unban me ASAP or you deactivate that account entirely.

with Unkind regards

I'm pretty sure there are other means of getting redress on this forum.
Seems lessons not learnt.
This monker also needs banning...

Yep, he's 52....

....and Drogba is 75.

That boy Walcot is just a baby.

What it feels like?

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

benromeo39: Let me give an example that some of us who has never sat opposite a pretty and Sexy lady before (I nur call person name o). A phone call, day or night call.
Romeo: hello, Diana.
Diana: romeo-love, how are u? (she dey form sexy/bedroom voice o).
SKIPS INTRO, FAST FORWARD TO 15 MINS LATER
Diana: what are we gonna talk about tonight? U know u always bring up the topics.
Romeo: I know, that's why u should bring up a topic today.
Diana: you know I can't bring up a topic, I just love hearing ur voice.
Me don dey vex small small.
Romeo: so if I'm sick and I can't talk, u won't bring something up abi?
Diana: ehn, let that time come na.
Use ur head take finish the call.
So, my point is they always want u to do the talking, they want to laugh o, but they don't wanna say something to make it worth ur while. For the ones saying it's coz the guy lacks social skills, that one na big lie.

Sir,
Why would you want to strike an intelligent convo with a girl you're obviously not on the same wavelength with?

You alone know exactly what attracted you to the "blank" lady.

But be rest assured, same lady would gist all night, and fluently too, with her type of guy.

Don't fall into the trap of stereotyping or generalisation.

After all, we all have a soulmate somewhere....

well, you are rather so carried away by that ravishing beauty that you forget to say the right words.

Go learn some SOCIAL SKILLS Bro...

"Hello", she said.
And next thing we were rolling on the bed.

World record!

2 Seconds....

Na so e dey start.

Hold that guy before he commits!.....

TheBigUrban2: Benz na wahala to repair naa

Exactly Sir!
We all need an experience with the older, more troublesome cars before getting that dream ride

Tolexander: The only advantage some virgins have over the 'flowerlesses' is the existence of that unruptured hymen.

Some virgins' hymen have even been explored by fingers, d1cks and tongues but not ruptured.

Just as your d.1.ck had endured numerous "experiments" before the main thing.

ITbomb: What if the lack of feelings for male affection affects the passion of your marriage.

They seems to believe that all they owe the husband is that bloody trap and forgets to learn about pleasing a man and building passion with her partner.

Most believe it is the man's responsibility to make sex great and that makes them very boring in marriage after the joy of the breaking is over.

Valid points Sir.
That's why you marry a teachable woman.

Will ask google myself, thanks

It was a gastric surprise when they found PALM OIL oozing from the oil wells...

Everything and nothing...