Slynation:
And you are happy saying it, Your uncle is definitely the wife while she's the husband...!!

A man washing the pants of his wife's sister...!! That man was completely finished in this SIMPing business before and after marriage...

Africans and their ways of thinking
We see abomination in everything

DonMakaveli21:
That one self na nothing.. my uncle even dey watch he wife undies, including her pant with the wife sister own too so nothing dey there..

Reality or Nollywood?

OlawaleBammie:
Opps, nope, its over actually, i have even deleted her number and one of these coming days i would block her on SM.

Nit that she offend me but i keep dreaming about her almost every week and its affecting my sanity.

3 years is enough to get over her.
Some relationship are like that, most especially when you shared deeper intimacy. She should have moved on too

OlawaleBammie:
ahh, she enjoyed ooh, even till now, 3year after we went our separate ways we still dey miss ourselves

Stop missing your ex so that the present one won't run away

OlawaleBammie:
eeyahh, na u tink am



Every man was once a simp.

In my simping regime eeh, chai

My Ex would even ask me to help her dump her used pad in a toilet along my hostel road back in the days in federal poly, a no fit count how many pad a don troway

Well, but wen i finally graduated from the simping school, even my mama follow feel the heat

Awww
Your ex enjoyed niyen

Johnnycastro18:
Something that I have been doing for my gf on a steady,

I donot only buy the pad, I also help her to fix it as-well,..... abeg this has noting to do with me been a SIMPs, I am just been caring and i do understand the pains she must be going through

Nice
Silentgroper should learn

OlawaleBammie:


Ahaa, egbami!!


Ahaa, wat is wrong with u and her??

Na u be this, and na me be this, u no sick, ur leg no cut comot, no ne say u no well ooh, u re perfectly fine and u want to send me to goan buy pad for u as if a be ur errands boy? Ohmaagod!!!





The only instances i can get it for u is

1) if u re sick
2) if i am coming from outing
3) if me and u are walking down the street and it suddenly come thereby staining you, i wouldn't want it to embarrass you so i must help out
4) if ur leg cut...

Opari.

Lol
If leg cut ke
I don't know how many yards of husband material you are

Realmi:
Yes, I dey do am and I will continue to do it as long as I am still married.....even during child birth, I was buying the maternity sanitary pad.....

No big deal abeg

Come and learn PerfectStranger

Oparasunny125:
this one na Small challenge na
Nothing dey inside

Nice
I was expecting those that will start bashing female

OlawaleBammie:
Not a big deal, na today??

Wait, not that she will send me to goan buy it come ooh, mba!!

I can only buy along while coming from my own personal outing. More like..Wale pls wen u re coming get me some pads.

What's wrong in sending you?
Things you should for love

PerfectStranger:
A matured sensible girl will always keep spare in times of emergency.

Won tun de

Guys/men in the house, can you get sanitary pads for your girlfriend?

Babe: I just saw my period
Guy: oh! What do you need?
Babe: can you help get sanitary pads at the pharmacy?
Guy: Anything for you love

Can you do this?

Loveisnotenough:


You haven't met me.

Like you are handsome and doesn't womanise?

Yustyle:

awwh why not bolaji or iwoniko by aramide ...
naija classic

I like Iwoniko by Aramide too

Bhadmus77:
Good day Guys.

So there's this girl I really love. And we dated for about 6 months. The best relationship I've ever been in my life so far.

But we had to break up cos I was told on two different occasions by two different people that she is "Omo Omi" from the marine kingdom and she has spiritual husband which she herself confirmed.

What's your experience on Spiritual Husband or dating a girl from the marine kingdom.
Have I made a mistake breaking up with her for this reason?

Your contributions are appreciated

*MODIFIED*
Our horoscope also isn't compatible. I'm Virgo she's Aquarius

Naija and their superstitious belief
The horoscope compatibility got me like iyen non wa ni


You don't love her enough, she will get better guy

JovialJune:



See senselessness, your gender is doing ritual, kidnapping, using ladies, so that they won't be called broke, spending money anyhow to impress ladies, yet your brain did not tell you to advice your gender, it's the ladies that is your problem abi? E say dey advice ladies lmao, How una dey reason sef?

All the nonsense threads you guys create every blessed day lamenting your heart out with constant cries that ladies did this and that, and constant insults, is that not the focus of this thread? Truly you guys are fighting yourselves as someone said, lol smh.

I am not even bothered
Most of them are children
Na ASUU strike cause am

VictorUSA:
And i can see one useless pussy fighting a man well better than her.We are not at war with women.we are only trying to correct them and they never want to accept.

Another male chauvinist spotted
Women corrector
Correction officer

Persephone1:
So why the outcry from guys about Nigerian Ladies? If you go to them only for intimacy, why complain when they offer only that?

A question they can't answer
Yeye people

Lean on me by Micheal Bolton
Back at one by Brian McKnight
Wait for me by Johnny Drilled
Feeling this feelings by Aramide
Kiss from a rose by Seal

iRepNaija1:
She probably won't get that freedom that you're describing until NYSC.

Abi when she want to get married

Awww
I like things like this, best way to elevate your mood.
I will visit Ikogosi warm springs soon

Badboibipo:
There is a level of beauty you will have in this life you will never be able to date anyone. It’s either the beauty will affect your ability to act sane or people will be afraid to take you seriously. All you will settle for is flings and admiration and you will be at the level for almost forever. Being a pretty girl or very handsome man is overrated , loneliness will almost kill you. A girl once told me it’s impossible for me to be single with the way I look and nothing could change her mind. Imagine every girl seeing you like that, who then will date you? Plus the fact that you most likely will be obsessed with yourself, life of a loner.

True
I see all handsome guys as womanizers/ players

afonjabreed:
I have witnessed this first hand, I had a friend who made a huge amount of money, though illegally but went broke within months.
I have also heard of some situations where a bet or lottery winner goes back to his broke state within a short period of time.

Why do they go broke so fast?
These people get big money, millions as proceeds and they go broke within months.

Illegal things doesn't last
There is no value on money you didn't sweat for.

Alanno:
A girl whom i love so much and she loves me too told she won't call or chat me for the mean while because each time she does that she develops feelings for me. I respect her decision but do you think she is taking the right step ? And should I keep calling or chatting her even though she wants to take a break ?

If you are interested in her, tell her since you guys like each other but it seems she is sacred of being heart broken.


Relationship trouble too much
Just focus on yourself

2law:
Today's finally the day nobody can say sh#t about me being a university drop out anymore because I went back and am proud to say I finally did it. Thanks Dad and mum ♥️
Being a drop out don't mean sh#t!! I made it

Congratulations
I like people who don't give up

KiNg0G:
I first ask what she did, never trust this bîtches no matter how old they are

Ask what she did first?
Are you kidding me?
Omo, that day care will burn

Life has taught me to be happy in every situation, depression is real

Oyinbo and their confused lifestyle.
I want to inherit Twitter