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Alafin. Balling like a Boss. This Nigga is leaving large. Meanwhile some babes be like; I cant be a second wife o! ![]() |
Truckpusher: I can hear OXYGEN01's heartbeat from hereNa God save you say the economy of Ghana has affected his ability to buy time inside Cybercafe. ![]() You for hear am. I hope my Ghanaian friends are okay o! President Jonathan should please secure our borders before these Ghanaian refugees start sneaking into Nigeria in search of food and shelter. ![]() |
Wow! Incest in Imo State. ![]() Abagworo and co, please give a press briefing on this development. ![]() |
emma4much4u: I'm really confused and I need candid advices As the wedding day draws closer,I just feel more uncomfortable. My feelings for her is getting thinner by the day.And I don't want to hurt her..Do it. Reason: You Africans are very trado-religious. Your people dont like divorce and would rather force a person to stay in an unhappy union. You love is waning, it means RUN RUN RUN FAR AWAY. Every hurt will heal eventually. |
[quote author=Brand_new]F@ck you.[/quote]ROFLMAO.... ![]() |
Dog meat... much ado about nothing.. Killed my dog at age 15 and ate it. Killed another 2 years later and also ate it. Served in Calabar and also ate it. I prefer goat meat to it anyway. Dog meat has nothing unique about it. |
victokafor: if someone like Babaginda, Obasanjo, Buhari, Tinubu or Atiku is to be chosen as the new pope, what kind of smoke do u think will be revealed?https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7r3wszol41rb27sjo1_500.gif |
vanstanzy: U didnt even consider the lifes that were involved but the car, SMH! Thank God, noone perished.So you dont know that cars also have feelings!! Have you not heard of cars like Herbie, Kitt (Knight rider), chitty-chitty bang bang, Bat mobile and co.. ![]() Think about the hurt that car is going through right now.. I knew everyone would talk about the driver but not the car, forgetting it was the drivers fault and not the cars. |
Jeel: The All Progressives Congress on Tuesday dared the Independent National Electoral Commission, saying it would not change its name as suggested by the electoral umpire.The below was from Last week.. [quote author=APC (Boko Haram Political Party)]Threat to APC: PDP, ACN, CPC in war of words By Emmanuel Aziken, Political Editor LAGOS — The parties in the fledgling All Progressive Congress, APC, were last night engaged in a war of words with the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, over alleged plans by the ruling party to sabotage their merger. The Action Congress of Nigeria, ACN, and the Congress for Progressive Change, CPC, were furious over what they claimed to be plans by the PDP to sponsor the registration of a new party to be known as the African Peoples Congress, APC. The new political association with the same acronym with the mega opposition party, it was alleged, is being sponsored to deny the mega opposition party registration before the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC. The PDP in a reaction denied the claim, saying it would not be held liable for the negligence and incompetence of the merger parties it described as “our grossly inferior opponents.” The plan by the opposition political parties to merge into APC ran into trouble on account of the proposal for the registration of another party to be known as the African Peoples Congress. The sponsors of the new party could not be identified last night. Registration remains open —INEC INEC officials contacted on the matter, yesterday, said registration remained open to either of the two parties which first met its conditions for registration. Chief Press Secretary to the INEC Chairman, Mr. Kayode Idowu, confirmed that the commission received a proposal for the registration of the African Peoples Congress, APC, last week but would not confirm the identity of the sponsors. Asked of the implications, Idowu said the fate of the two proposals would depend on the provisions of the law. He said: “What the law requires is that if a group applies and the law has already provided for things to be met, like a checklist, it is not a matter of INEC cherry picking or preferences. There is a checklist and once a group meets that checklist, any group that meets that checklist is registered with that name.” Asked if two parties could bear the same acronym, Idowu said: “That is what I said, I doubt it, I doubt it, but the point I am making is that it is an application and whoever meets the conditions first gets registered.” ACN, CPC finger PDP [b]The ACN and the CPC were, however, not hesitant in identifying the PDP as sponsor of the new party which they claimed was being pushed as a deliberate effort to deny their mega party registration. [b] “If INEC refuses to register the All Progressives Congress, APC, when all the legal requirements have been met, the protest in Tahrir Square in Egypt will be a child’s play compared to what we will do at the Eagle Square,” the ACN’s national publicity secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed said in a statement, yesterday. “We say this because we are aware that the PDP, which is mortally afraid of the rise and rise of the APC, is behind the phantom African Peoples Congress which has applied to INEC for registration, in an effort to instigate an acronym crisis and give INEC a reason, if it needs any, not to register the All Progressives Congress. “But we will like to warn that if indeed INEC has not merged with the PDP, as one of our leaders, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, has brilliantly said, then we do hope that the electoral body, which by the way is not unaware of the All Progressives Congress as the authentic APC, will not succumb to the evil machinations of the apprehensive PDP. “It is a PDP plan in collusion with INEC but we will not take it lightly with them and all their plans will come to nothing. Indeed, we are very much aware of that and it won’t work, it will fail. We are just watching the INEC as an umpire to check them. “We have already given indication and the whole world has heard us that we are APC and if they are trying to bring in another APC it won’t work.” PDP denies allegations But denying any involvement of the PDP in the alleged plans, the party’s national publicity secretary, Chief Olisa Metuh, told Vanguard, yesterday: “The PDP is totally unaware of the status of the APC registration. We are unconcerned and completely unperturbed. In the words of our Board of Trustees’ chairman ‘we wish them well’. “PDP cannot be held liable for any negligence and/or incompetence on the part of our grossly inferior opponents.” The legacy parties in the APC announced their plans for merger on February 6, 2013 and forwarded a formal letter to INEC to that effect on March 6. Mohammed was, however, insistent last night that INEC had a constructive knowledge of their proposal since last month when they made their intentions known. Yerima’s arrest, move to clamp down on opposition The ACN, meanwhile, has flayed Saturday’s arrest of Senator Ahmed Yerima, describing the action of the security agencies in Kaduna as a demonstration of the administration’s plans to clamp down on the opposition. The party’s spokesman, Mohammed in a statement said the arrest of Senator Yerima for alleged incitement was indicative of the fact that the administration is jittery. The party said Senator Yerima did not say anything extraordinary by threatening a protest, because protests are an integral part of liberal democracy and cannot be wished away or banned by anyone. The party said it expects more arrests, investigations by anti-corruption agencies and other acts aimed at intimidating its leaders in the weeks and months ahead, but warned the Federal Government to make sure it had enough prison space to accommodate those it plans to arrest. Mohammed said: “After all, it is generally believed that the recent redeployment of Police Commissioners in the states was done in readiness for the pre-2015 clampdown on the opposition. “We know the arrest of Senator Yerima is just a tip of the iceberg, as the PDP-controlled Federal Government gets ready to bare its fangs. But we must warn that fascism can never prevail over liberal democracy.’’ http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/03/threat-to-apc-pdp-acn-cpc-in-war-of-words/[/quote]APC should please make up their minds.. Are they pointing hands at the PDP or at INEC?! |
victokafor: if someone like Babaginda, Obasanjo, Buhari, Tinubu or Atiku is to be chosen as the new pope, what kind of smoke do u think will be revealed?https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loxfudEmJE1qjqrq9.gif |
The pope is from SOUTH America... Come 2015, our President will come from South Nigeria... God bless the Pope.. God Bless President Jonathan.. |
[ adaobi123: what kind of nigerian time are they doing ?? open the doorrrssssYou no see say them just smoke egbo finish!! ![]() Wait let their red eye clear first.. |
[quote author=Red-Light]must government do everything [/quote]YES!!! |
Ok... Government should then subsidize bottled water!! |
nmagirl: i witnessed a similar thing at a salon one day. A lady just finished making hair when the husband came to meet her; with smiles on his face he told the wife that her hair-do is fine and wanted to touch it, to my utmost surprise, she slapped the husband's hand away telling him that he's not ashamed to touch a hair that a man like him paid for. It was so embarrassing, in fact shame leave the man catch me. Some women can be so mean; just because her husband lost his job.Did he remind her that he was a Spartan?! https://www.shiftybloke.net/gallery/Funny/300/slap.gif |
Abujafood: Poverty will make most women to disrespect their husbands!Thats why a MAN has to stay focused and get that paper stacked right.. https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb6ix3MnPw1rhkyyso1_500.gif |
See as dem just spoil that fine car.. |
Idileke: All Aero Contractors flights were grounded on Wednesday and passengers were stranded nationwide, following an industrial action embarked upon by staff of the troubled airline.Na wah o! Dana Air kwa!! |
Why wasnt the guard rail of that bridge repaired the last time it was shut down for maintanance?! |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.. Animal Farm... |
Idokojimmy: See DPO Jumping Fence To Escape From Armed Robbers[b]I hope this guys station won the Gold medal in High jump o! ![]() Anyways.. I witnessed the Police games which was held in Port-Harcourt. I had no idea that the Nigerian Police could be that organized in terms of controlling traffic. They were all over the place. the area surrounding the stadium had atleast 3 policemen per 5 meters. All the traffic wardens had that white faux sleeve on their uniforms. Everything looked good. INFACT!! I saw a man who stopped a few feet into the road after he had been stpped by the traffic warden. Normally, the Nigerian Police that we all know would jump into the vehicle and start trying to extort him, NOT THIS TIME!! They simply told him to reverse, which he did and work continued.. I WAS IN AWE!! Now the games have finished, all the officers have returned back to whatever it was they were doing before the games started. ANYWAYS!! Nigerian Sports council should better shortlist these guys for the next olympics o!! And see that other guy has an AK-47 with him. If to say na unarmed civilian now, you go see as ehn go dey point you the weapon for head. [/b] |
As much as I hate what Jonathan did, I still want to keep breathing fresh Air.. |
lordZOUGA: all it takes is a well trained assassin..All it takes is a co-ordinated attack strategy. Even these new bullion vans that are in town have been robbed severally. Ask Aba boys wey use RPG flip one. |
[quote author=~Bluetooth]Bullet-proofed cars have special run flat tyres that even when you shoot at it,the cars continue their journey without wobbling.[/quote]Comissioner for Power in Rivers State that was kidnapped last year or so, was kidnapped inside his bulletproofed Toyota Land cruiser. He even had a Police escort that was shot as well. After they kidnapped him and his ransome was paid, I learnt the kidnappers shot him in the leg before setting him free. No be by Bulletproof o!! Na by how well trained his security detail are. |
I doubt this story sha. Why would a governor customize a bus and only do that useless custom job when he could get this; https://www.ezeconnections.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/interior2.jpg |
Except you have inside information that says you shouldnt, my advice is SELL!! SELL!!!! SELL!!!!!! Especially if the decline has been steady over a period. |
bishopoliver: have you just choosen to remain stupid?WOW!! Me!! Fool!!! Why?!! Do I know you?! Do you know me?! Does Akpabio know you?! Does he owe you?! Was calling me a fool necessary?! Does that make you feel like an intelligent person?! Will your mother be proud to hear you speak this way to someone you have never met before?! Is this how you were raised?! Didnt your parents teach you any respect?! Dont you have any home training?! Dont you have any manners?! You should be really ashamed of yourself sir.. |
Chillypelly: @Esulaalu Insulting Unknown MemberARGH!! You just made a big mistake.. Havent you noticed I ignored him. The guy has crossed the point of no return. You shouldnt have even countenanced his presence. The fellow is a persona non grata. No point even quoting the person let alone responding to him. Now you iidiot will jump on you too. |
Abeg its all good.. The car belongsto the government not him. If he bought it, that means there must be a need for it. |
Hackin: woman u get mouth o!Go look the guy chat history.. Na crase man wey ehn be. |

[/quote]YES!!!