₦airaland Forum

Na wa oh. Enough of all these news sef. It was not like these the 16 years PDP was in control

slimmy05:
df

df for DeFeat or DeFend?

I have nothing against FG giving them Amnesty if it will bring peace to the NE but the amnesty should come from the revenue(Agriculture,Solid Minerals and "Lake Chad's Oil") accruing to the FG from the NorthEast they are devastating. The ND militants were settled with money coming from their region so I expect FG to do the same to the NE BH

From UNN and she won Miss UNN. Cool

Since 2006! One of the if not the longest serving player at Arsenal

Is there any Civil Engineer that has applied?

Lol. D worst is that APC is the only party campaigning for this election. One may say if Wike cones on board, he will dissolve the elected council members, but then Timothy Nsirim saga comes to mind

The people you guys are trekking for are busy flying first class

Abeg oh, Ovation magazine still dey market?

SARS? I hope no innocent person was among the killed cultists knowing how SARS operate

EBLABOR:
UNKNOWN TROLL you spoke evil of my state. Even though there is no truth in it. i would tell you to keep jealousy are far you, praise good, even when your head tells you there is bad, praise good and good would come to you.


Cross River State was made by God for a reason, oil well or not JEHOVAH would have his ways, need not tell you his ways are joy bringing.


I am grateful to be a Cross Riverian. To Ben Ayade, our new govornor, and all politicians in Nigeria, i pray that may your reign be refreshing as the springtime that showers the ground. And there be abundant prosperity. PRAYER WORKS! this is working. Speak positive always

which lie did I speak about your state?

DanceVille:
[b]Nice one Kcee...
Just get down to business, there isn't a big deal in hawking Mtn Sim card...
Thinking of Millions he's gonna get for that humourous offer he took..
*Modified*
Kcee:Buy Mtn sim 100 no more 150..
Lolz!

recharge cards not sim card!

That was when Cross River was enjoying Oyel money from their neighbors oil well, now the state is just like Ebonyi State

princeofpeace22:
tera horse

Super Ted

Mogidi:
If she's a "Jumpoff" what would you call the "hoe" that married Edo state governor last week?

the same lady u called a hoe, her husband said was a virgin

princeofpeace22:
d

are the senators just waking up from their sleep



the suffering is ending in a week time .

pls baba when you take over fully we want you to jail the cabals in NNPC and the oil sector.Dont forget the missing $20bn



baba pls cut down the pay of these senators and put the money back in the economy .pls baba use more of the youth in ur technocratic govt.

sai buhari

Baba is Voltron

losprince:
my take on the voive notes

TWACI
Lord! Did you record yours at a studio? You sounded so confident. like a charisma queen you took the question and did justice to it. And did I mention, your composure? It was a bliss and took me to another dimension. Here you have it, the best voice note so far, you introduced yourself and even congratulated your fellow contestants. 5/5

MZLAUREL
Lol I couldn't stop laughing throughout listening to the voice note, for a second I thought I had mistakenly dialed mtn customer care, you sounded so much like that woman from 180. No introduction, just jumped into the question. Response to question was okay. 4/5

TOHPAHZ
Was latsma chasing a traffic violator around your area? Lol, I heard sirens all through. You sounded like a nervous secondary school girl doing her first debate.
No introduction, sorry for your Carta, average response to question. 3/5

SUBBIED
The file size of your voice note can discourage 10mb subscribers from downloading it. You sounded as if you hid in the wardrobe while recording it. Your voice was tiny, had to hold my phone close to my ear to hear you beautiful voice. The quetion was simple, but you decided to give us a full lecture on the subject. Thanks for the tips, but no thanks for the unnecessary verbal abuse. 2/5

SANDRAHNAUB
You started with a full introduction, took the question by the horn and rode it well. You told us a story and clearly stated that the notion was absurd, thanks for that. Your voice note was as clear as a rain drop. 5/5

LOL! Your analysis is soo on point especially Twac.i and Sand.rahaub. For Sub.bied, the file failed to download when it got to few KB, thank God I am on BIS subscription else e for pain me.

Na so dem follow dey do ACL ice shower den. Kai, dat Kim Picture, na jus 2 seconds I look d nose, use d oda 120 seconds dey look 'u know where '

If MTN see anoda network sim card for the guy house after he Don pack in, dem fit pursue am

I vote Twaci
Cc: NLJEGA

Quality roads and not all these ones(medians and roundabouts) that have already collapsed while the governor is still in office being done in my state by "You know who"

Wow. I pray APC allows you to choose your own ministers oh. If the party could choose a VP for you, then Ministerial appointees na akamu case. I can't wait sha

One thing I can't tolerate, working without pay. Unless these civil servants have other means of survival (shops and trading),1 month is enough to embark on a strike action. After all, government can't wake up and sack everybody, it's not like they are working for private individuals

Stunner1:
Are you an owerri man?

No

iamord:

Charlie, wetin happen?

Lol. Part of the ransom money. They should just wire #9,935,000 to the kidnappers telling them they had paid given police their share of the ransom

Truckpusher:
You don't need to respond to those fools and cowards that changes moniker like women changes pants.

When I come across them I simply curse them.

Nooo, after OBJ used that word " Gbagbo treatment", all of them jumped to it not knowing that even Buhari won't be spared ICC prosecution if Ivory Coast situation had happened here cos definitely he will say something in Hausa and the killings will start from the North, so someone has to paint the true picture to them