₦airaland Forum

chrisbaxtian:
sorry for interrupting you! sorry for disturbing you etc... it's a Nigerian thing not totally wrong though

Thanks for that, but just saying the word "sorry" sound barbaric and irrelevant.

English Language is a borrowed and an imposed language on us by the colonial masters, so nobody is expecting anyone to be perfect while speaking it or writing it down but it has become a social norm of some people to wrongly use some English words incorrectly thinking they are using the right diction. I was in a supermarket last night and a lady needed to pick an item beside me, initially I never knew I was hindering her access to the item. The word "SORRY" came from her mouth and I was like, did I fall down or have I gotten myself injured that I would need to be addressed a such. In simplicity, she ought to have said EXCUSE ME. Some people will want to ask you for direction but they will walk up to you and say "Sorry, can you please direct me to so, so and so place" More so, you will be in a bus and someone beside you may want to disembark and the next word from them will be sorry, I want to come down. Why telling me sorry? when the situation on ground does not call for it, but saying SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE is more polite than just saying SORRY.
According to English dictionary "SORRY" means feeling sadness, sympathy, or disappointment, especially because something unpleasant has happened or been done.
Anyway, scholars in the house can help to shed more light in case I'm wrong, we are all learning everyday,

The beating of life the guy will receive will pass the energy he would have used to work harder to buy the a better car.
Imagine see the car the idiot self wan steal. Anyway, thank God he was caught.

Ok

ben1daEbiri:
Couldn't agree the more with you. I still wonder how possible a car on the "P" selection will still be moving weither the engines are running or not

Do you knw how to drive Sir? It might not be in P cos it was not written in the whole story that it was on P. She might av put it on N and all because her attention was on wot she wanted to pick inside the house, she didnt remember to pull the arm break to enhance the N. It was a very costly mistake and a great lesson to other people. I'm not perfect either but whenever my kids are in the car and I need to come down to open the gate whenever we get back home or going out, I always ensure I put the gear on Park and still use the arm break. Although most automatic gears doesn't shift if you don't press the break but prevention is better than cure. But all in all one have to be very careful and be aware of every situation around us.

Hmmmmm but what is this world becoming na? Today wife killed husband, tomorrow husband killed wife or butchered each other. No true love again, because if you truly love your spouse you wont allow ordinary insect to sting her. May God help us from relationship that will cause us pains.

Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE before GOD Almighty. But at the same time who else noticed the neatly plaited hairs on the girls who were said to be insane. Despite their insanity someone could still take time to neatly plait their hair.

QueenFusa16:
Lol
clapback aiye...

Wetin aiye do dear. Pole can ask anything and call it question. A stupid deserves stupid answer.

circler:
God bless you and your family for saying the truth.
I remembered then during Jonathan regime, my very good yoruba friend was against the move that Jonathan removed the iron railway to replace with common cement railway; I told him this is not just cement but new modern railway reformed and construction system.
He Neva agreed. Nothing this government is doing that was not initiated nor approved by formal administration but hatred will not allow dullard say the truth. We dey watch oh. God day

God bless you too. I'm not a fan of GEJ but to an extent he made some good attempts of making Nigeria a better place but he was surrounded by the wrong people and the cabals. GEJ's regime established some Federal Universities and some landmark projects.

smirn:
How many PVC you get?

See question? How many lives you get? How many head you get? If your answer is one then I have one PVC

medexico:
I no know say he get pikin

So you thought he was impotent or what?
So at his age, even they don't tell you or u were not opportune to read online, I'm sure you ought to av assumed he does.

Roger3D:
5% PVC?

Well I dnt knw about the percentage

In a nutshell, I'll give that credit to Ebele Jonathan cos he initiated the restructuring of the railway system during his regime. Continuity is what Bubu is doing now, so much is expected from Bubu. To whom much is given much is expected. No need of self praising

Let's wait till next year when PVCs will do justice to the rightful sections. Cheering is not heart winning and popularity.

Today is May 16th ooooo Oga Pastor, so what eventually happened yesterday?

Amossity:
you mumu as your country...... Is the country not bad already?

Then you must be sick in the head if you don't pray for the country to be better than it is now. If you say the country is bad in your own stupidity, is it as bad as Iran, Afghanistan, Sudan where normal daily activities are things of the past? You are a bigot and an idiot for not using ur brain before quoting me.

Na scope, so if any significant incident happen that day, he will just key into it. God will put any one into shame that is wishing this country bad luck.

So you know what to do means he's demanding for sex abi?. I'm not trying to justify the guy but every action by men are termed as sexual advances; is sex the only thing in people's head?
You know what to do might mean the following

1. You should apply officially.
2. You should come to my office and let me put you through
3. It might be a request for her CV to be sent to the email he might have provided.
4. It might even mean agency fee or bribe or what have you
5. It may also mean when are they finalising their last discussion before they talk about the job.

In the first place putting conversations you have with the opposite sex online is hypocritical in nature, defamation of personality and immature; all the ones from other guys she have ever received, why didnt she put them online as well. Abeg shift jare alabosi somborri

faceURfront:
LoL. Stayed in camp for 6 months. Den moved to their dilapidated corper's lodge at Sime d community near Nonwa. Town wey babes no de wear bra on sunday

I know Sime very well. During my own time, there was no electricity in the whole of Tai. It was one barbers (Pataje) shop at Nonwa junction that rescued us then. That town is a place where the dont send you at all, they believe corpers have more money to spend than them.

sole26:
What year?

Batch C Nov 2009 to 2010

faceURfront:
That year, man pikin chop that short camp manager cum Tai LGA officer plantain no be small.

We follow chop am o no be only you. I stayed inside the camp all thru my service year wen Kokoroko Sec School after Kpite town cud not provide us with accommodation. Fresh fruits like pawpaw and Guava were the only hope then wen allawee no gree enter in time. And I hunted for snails in the night too once in a while that I did used to cook egusi soup. NYSC in Rivers sweet then oooo after the service na to stretch hand to collect 110k as ur allowance for the year and later 10k as transport fare.

ogundeleai:
.... Just imagine all above comment before yours... It is clear to differentiate comments that are Rational and those that were made just to attract 'likes'... You are rational individual

You are entitle to your own opinion. Ain't writing to be liked or not but I bliv if same amount is spent on basic infrastructural amenities lives of people will be better off than it is now. A hungry man is an angry man. An idle hand is a devil's workshop.

Money that goes into security alone is unending. I pray God will give this country the perfect peace we ever deserves. And may God expose all the sponsors of Boko Haram and Herdsmen, they shall find no peace until they cry out for help.

Daaaprince1:
This is a rumour and can never be tru. Satguru Maharaj Ji is still very much alive. You people should desist from carrying false news about His personality. Maharaj Ji is alive those behind the false news should reverse their statement otherwise they will be the one going one by one.

So is he immortal?

Every man is subjected to die. This earth is a temporary home. Nothing makes him special than others that have died.

News reaching me from a reliable source from Ibadan the base of Sat Guru Marahaji claimed he died yesterday 27th of April 2018. So a self acclaimed God can die? Guru Maharaj Ji, born Mohammed Ajirobatan Ibrahim is a Nigerian spiritual leader. He lives in Ibadan. He has declared himself to be a Living Perfect Master, Guru Maharaj Ji, and is also called the "Black Jesus". He says that he has power over all illnesses and all problems affecting humanity.
Ji was born in Oyo State, Nigeria. He worked for Nigeria Airways and travelled between Africa and London.

Ji leads a communitarian group with various names, such as One Love Family; the One Love Mission; One Love, One Family; and the Divine Love Family. The group has an ashram, "Satguru Maharaj Ji Village" on a lonely stretch of the Ibadan-Lagos Expressway near Ibadan. Its members are vegetarians and wear badges as signs of their loyalty.

Hmmmmmm, my guy are sure you are not going to be ceremonial husband cos this babe wey me I dey see so might be helping her ministry elsewhere. Anyway, I wish you guys the best.

Slay queen indeed, wetin slay for this one body?

muyoge:
Why the curse na? Two wrongs don't make a right.

If you can fathom the future damages she might have exposed this innocent child to you will know she deserves more that the curse.

yazach:
The woman is surely not Nigerian Igbo but a member of IPOB from Israel

They should damage her own reproductive organ too

Her reproductive organ don't need to be damaged physically cos it already useless and that's why it's not productive.

I'm speechless when I read that the woman is childless. But all I have to say to the woman is that SHE WILL NEVER KNOW INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL PEACE ALL THE DAYS OF HER LIFE HERE ON EARTH AND AFTERWARD.