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Abdoulsirjay:
Pls can an Assistant comptroller get a slot?

You don't know who he knows in the higher ups na, you can only know if you ask.

I have never seen this man smiling before fr, even before this brouhaha started, he's always squeezing face like some stole something from him, that's his nature guys. Chill.

CLRF:
No wonder my life has been slowed down recently, I don't know Chinese government are involved.

I am suing Chinese government for damages

It shall be a class action suit, imagine increasing the length of our days with a whole whooping 0.00003! Ahhhhh! We must fight this injustice!

“We demand to be applauded. We demand to be appreciated by our country.“
Okay o

grandstar:
There's massive sums to be made in the music industry.

A 100m streams on Spotify can bring $220,000. That's 352m naira.

And that's just one money stream. There are several income streams.

Is that before or after Spotify deletes 50m of the streams, calling it fraudulent?

Where are those people that he sold 2 slots to? Hint us, make we know the guy credible so we can chuk head na.

Waywardson6:
If a man truly loves you, he will love you regardless of anything. Cooking is the first excuse he will use against you with other issues in time. I believe you are a very good cook, infact a professional. So, he's just using food as an excuse in a series of other things to come.
You may go to his mum to learn how to cook the way she does & he will still not appreciate your cooking.
So, just brace yourself for thing's to come & keep doing your best.

We were using our eyes to read ameboh, you dey use your experience read am. Didn't you read the paragraph where she said she had kids? That means the man has tried o, he has tried and his trying is now finished.

Korean and Thai Cook keh? Ahhhhh!
Give oga better Nigerian food, abeg, let not oga come and go and fall by the wayside because you're underfeeding him 😭😭😭.
Can you compare better rice, and plantain with a side of salad, eggs and small turkey or chicken paired with good zobo or fura da nono with noodles and TOFU!!!!!!
Ahhhhh! Man don suffer o, hmmmm 🚶🚶🚶

I still drink water from this correct blessed thing, toss the bottles in, pour water inside, the rest is history.

Omuka:
show evidence.
Abcjdofkfjfjfjfjrjr dnfmkfkgkgmdm

Otherwise! we will call it '40 characters of cap!'
Na joke I dey joke o 😆

DeeGov123:
Who uses p55 5g, pls indicate if u observe the same problem with me i.e the phone is good but the battery drains faster,

I used it last year and the battery consumption was pretty good (and I was downgrading from 6,500mAh to 5000) now I've heard some people say the 5G consumes battery, you could switch to 4G and observe doings

dkidd:
Like a true Queen

Oh so u don't know there are ways Kings and Queens and other royal family members carry themselves
with a certain level of dignity, composure, and authority, reflecting their status and role.

This includes posture, demeanor, and even specific protocols and gestures.

She doesn't have any of those or rather I can't see them around her.

This one don watch too many movie sotay, his brain is in constant willing suspense of disbelief 😂.

Samueljohnny449:
Good afternoon everyone
Please how much is entry level salary for Bsc in to immigration service?

Should be almost 200k after deductions since their last salary increase

MummyWealth14:
Abeg help me with connect na, I don't know anyone o
Thanks

Ahhh! I have six younger ones waiting for me to plug them into the system, but if I see anything healthcare, I'll @ you (help is on God though)

NjaFoodie:
1 question! Why don't you go back to your country and cut your loss?
I am considering this. I gave up everything I own, so I would be going back and starting from zero & my country is more expensive to live. I’m still deciding what to do tbh

2. What if he retaliates and puts your life in danger? I dare him. He will just make more problems for himself.
& for me, it’s worth the risk, he’s done too much to me.

3. You better go home after you do what you plan to do.

4. None of this makes sense to me.
Doesn’t need too, it’s not your life. I’m trying to make it make sense too. End of the day, I trusted someone that I knew 2.5 years and they ended up being a fake. He says he loves me but thats only to manipulate me I understand now. It’s just a whole shxt show.

Girl, absolutely no one will pickup your life for you except yourself. Because what is even going on with you sef? 'it doesn't make sense to you'
Excuse you? What does that even mean?
If you'd give up on yourself I would respect you, but you're neither here nor there, wallowing in self-pity, looking to justify what happened to you and what you're about to do or what you did.
Repeatedly going back to the same man everytime after tells me one thing about you “You don't learn from your experience."
You're too ashamed to go back home and build from scratch again, we get it. So build a new somewhere else and stop being such a doormat, ffs. Seek professional help if you need.

MummyWealth14:
National primary health care recruitment portal is not opening o

A strong connect is all the portal you need, this isn't a portal open recruitment

daben1:
Omo, it's been a looong ride here, I entered this thread when it was on page 97, I'm not sure anyone here still remembers my name

The Internet never forgets 😎
sauce — The Internet

elaino:
Please is it wise to pay 3.5m for fire service? Is there any prospect in the job? Any avenue to make more cash? And any reasonable station to be posted to?

3.5 is too much, but there's free time in that job o, that means you go get time to side hustle. Negotiate it down abeg

abkrsadeeqk:
Interior

Finally!

Katey93:
How is FIRS recruitment done on merit if some people actually apply as Graduate Trainee but were given Appointment letter as Experienced Hire

Let me refused to believe this because the recruitment was done on separate basis.

😂🤭

Orlando22:
There is an update by punch newspaper this morning concerning FCSC recruitment. Check

“Over 450,000 applied for the last recruitment exercise. We have fewer than 10,000 vacancies. Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted. Anyone who does not receive a message did not make the shortlist.

They will write a Computer-Based Test in their respective states. There will be no rescheduling, and results will be available immediately after the exams,” the official said.

When contacted, the FCSC spokesperson said the commission would release further information on the recruitment exercise in due course (allegedly).
— Punch June 3rd 2025

lazkizz:
Don't know if this is the right place to post this, but I just need clarifications on the below request.

I have this friend that will soon be going for his NYSC one year mandatory service. He is asking if they do post corpers to government house as their PPA.


And also asking if, it's a nice idea to serve in such place. Also anybody with an idea can share more about he/her experience.

Advantages and disadvantages.

Never heard of it, but everything is possible in Nigeria because it is.

MsRhoda:
Wanted to tell him/her yesterday but I didn't want to mess his/her head. Truth is, if they wanted a job for you, the said agencies would get in touch after you must have submitted your cv to your connect. Anything aside this na wash. All the very best in your endeavour.

Not every connect is 5G that'll get someone into a juicy agency by fire by force, these connects also have families and friends and people they'll do favour for in return for something, that's who they reserve their omega power for.
When a connect says public recruitment only, it means he doesn't want to suffer, when public comes, print slip, take it and collect job. Stop discouraging this guy na. Abi you people get connect or slot you wan dash am ni?👀

timibare:
U wanna hear the truth? Ur connect isn't willing to help.....jes lock up.....

No, some connects can only connect when it's an open recruitment, because they're gifted slots. My former connect was like this, got 16 people into NDLEA on 08. Don't despair. Some connects are like that @moststylish

Pls, does anyone have any information on if Nigeria Correctional Service (Prisons) or NDLEA plan on publicly recruiting this year? Please help me with it if you have any information regarding these two.

Jaguarpetter:
Please, how can one collect the National ID Card, the original plastic card. I already updated my NIN to the latest format that shows DOB and have the printout.

So.please how can I get the main the main plastic card. Thank you in advance.

Use the slip or go to cafe to print plastic if it's the plastic you really want, NIMC says cafe plastic is illegal because it's not from them and to use slip but when I asked their official when the plastic will come out, they said until "donkeys start growing horns".

tungushebe:
Good afternoon, Boss's Please any latest development about custom recruitment sir/ma



Thank you

Typically, paramilitary recruitments take 9+ months to get to appointment letter stage (except for NDLEA and this is only based on their last recruitment) relax, before stress go catch you.

Sweetmelani:
Please concerning the fcsc recruitment, I chose health education officer because I didn't see any category where a Microbiology graduate can apply, hope I'm save?
The requirements for the health education officer is for physiology, health education and health science graduates.

Your connect can make it work for you

betbaron:
So Reno knows the people kidnapping and killing Nigerians all these while but hasn't deem it fit to speak up?

DSS ought to take this man up

Everybody and they mamas know that Hausa is not Fulani, Fulani roam with cows, Hausa do not, but as per some people want to see the North as criminals, naso e go be by fire by force. So be it.

omoredia:
Would u trust nigerian police at this point?

Bring evidence to prove otherwise na

LoveAnswered:
Great!!! This is an awesome idea and I think this is the Solution. They know they would be de-marketed as it would be in full Glare of the World. I will do just that and will post the Link here for NLanders to follow see how it goes. Thanks once again.

Are you serious? Why do you sound like a bot though? Guy, open dispute when your protection ends and stop all this shenanigans 👀

chiswagz:
The senator say make i wait ooooo, still hoping for something good

May Allah make it better than good, ameen.