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Every single person on this thread that commented that he's scammed the scammers is part of the scam network. Every single one of them up there except the two that find it sus

Oya give these people award joor, they act better than those professional Opera singers out of Beijing Academy, mtschew 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

OracleJay411:
By a democratically duly elected president

That was announced by 2.AM in the morning while everyone was sleeping ba, continue. "E go favour me and my family" crew, 是吗? Continue gan, e go reach everyone one by each, we will all learn the hard way.

dominique:
Traore just implemented the death penalty for certain crimes and spying on his government is one of them. E go red for these soldiers if they're investigated and found out that they're working for France.



It's his duty to on protect his country from intruders. Nigerian military in were deployed to Benin, what were they looking for in Burkina Faso, a country thousands of kilometres away. It's plain to see that they were sent by the French, you are expect Ibrahim Traore to fold his arms and watch them come and covert operations from the French government?

Finally! Someone is asking the right questions and making sense

DomPerignon:
Slave raiding was a national past time in the north prior to the British stumping it out.

The Fulani terrorists wrecking havoc kidnapping and sacking entire communities see this as their heritage.

What is different from kidnapping and slave raiding ?

A slave cannot be "ransomed" back to their family, that's the difference. Their children will be slaves, grandchildren, great-grandchildren and so on, an endless supply of human resources unless they're freed by the owners upon their own volition (the last bit is rare)
Sit down, brother.

freddybonz:
Okay what's the link please, because the recruitment.cdfip.gov.ng, they is nothing there

Guy, relax until they give official update from their socials say the portal is live for checking, otherwise na rumours gan

There's no country that doesn't have professional negotiators, these negotiators know these "bandits", know their networks, how they work.
In fact, if someone is taken and no ransom is asked, a negotiator can contact a few "contacts" to see if any "cell" took someone and is yet to ask for payment. Now pay attention: don't condemn this, beyond the shores of this country, these people work in a professional capacity recognised by the government and the powers that be. Not everything is a conspiracy or a setup or a scam, educate yourself...most police trauma units have a few professional negotiators attached to them fgs. What's wrong with being an independent negotiator insofar as he gets the job done?
The same negotiators exist for the art world, for when piece are stolen and "ransomed" back to their owners

Do not! ever invest in index funds or mutual funds, anything but these is okay.

You don ruin my appetite gan, who! I say who...will now eat this breakfast in front of me? 🤏

Yo! The sun has risen from the west today, ahhhhh!👀

247VAWULENCE:
Which app are you going to ask us to download

Aaahahahahahahahahah 😂😂😂😂

This is giving NewJeans vs Ador/Hype, absolutely ridiculous 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

Afriifa:
They are all in support of these. The average northern Muslim see these acts justified as long as it is done to a Christian.

And you know this how? And don't you dare reply with "why are you crying" I want you to string words that'll support this line of reasoning convincingly, ye fool.

Oyezeone:
I like internet farmers eee

Pepper for that matter wey get many pests even lizards sef dey eat him steady daily bread from your farm whether you make am or not.
You nova consider the aphids that defy solution until you use expensive neem oil

The neem is diluted before use na, and if you source in bulk (neem) it's real cheap. Source in bulk and resell to your fellow farmers sef

Comisun:
I have somebody that can cure it permanently locally.

👀

Originalsly:
Let me ask ... what did she do? She is being disciplined because she is trending negatively. By the same standard ... is there any other representative that should be disciplined? Let's look at Tinubu ... is he trending negatively? Is the Edo Governor and all representatives trending positively? ...none negatively except her? Help me understand.

Okay, asking for her resignation is a bit excessive here but some action does need to be taken to remind her that she's still a public office holder that needs to conduct herself with decorum. This Tinubu you're talking about, is he trending because he's fighting with a man on live stream, allegedly beating the help, allegedly renting an apartment and leaving a heap of drugs upon leaving? Nope. Tinubu is trending because of gross incompetence and his I-don't-care-attitude.
Remember: society holds women to a stricter code of conduct than men, hence.

Be like say na to avoid women named Natasha be that

Oya add Wednesday and Thursdays please, I want to see something 😏
Since December is hiya, do December sit at home fess, before December is finished, you'll see how Biafra will rise from the ashes of it's glory like a Pheonix 🪑

UkoAnnang:


What sort of quackery analysis is this?

Them want tell me say Japanese ladies, short with their heads like thunder stone fine pass Nigerian girls, tall, good boobs, beautiful asses, succelent and juicy down there?

Beauty hiya isn't just by physical attributes, it's been agreed worldwide by people of diverse backgrounds that Asian women are the most feminine in the world, now before you start arguing, please look u femininity and what it entails and see if it's found anywhere else with all these feminist girl bosses screaming equality around the rest of the world

Sheep you cannot get, goat for 60 is okay, add 10k and you'll get a bigger size as seen in the market yesterday.

opj21:
Anybody dat make it up to physical verification will make it to final list except e get dabo certification

That's what they told immigration 2023 pipu (I believe @PlsStayAlive was a 2023 victim too and they were taking 10k then. I remember him and @mohisah laughing about the turn of events on this very thread cause Moh kinda gave him a hint of how things would turn out, unfortunately he was a firm believer in Nigerian merit)
List came out, and none past level 4 made it on merit, they went to front of national assembly to protest, they went to berkete family show, they went to newspaper. In fact , 3 governors officially wrote an open letter to FG because of that saga.
That was 2023 sha, let's see what new wrapper 2025 will tie. I for one, will love to see the color change for good. Amen

Wait until y'all learn that the allowances could be more than the salary combined. It's also about the resume space that comes with the international recognition sha, and y'all know about ambassadorial benefits right? Shopping without paying, embassy budget etc 😁

helinues:
That late Buhari was cloned, replaced by one Jubril from Sudan was something deliberately concocted by Kanu which he used to fool millions of his supporters.

How was he able to convince them about something not just logical. There was even a guy Yoruba/Hausa lineage also believed the story.

If you believed the story then, what convinced you to believe the story?

No one believed it, they just didn't like Buhari (May he rest in...peace) and his policies. After the jubilation that followed his death, the powers that be were shocked and came out in droves to say it was the people around him that drove such policies and not the man himself, which only increased the hate (surprise surprise).
Because wdym he changed the currency during his military era, still changed it in his last year in office as a civilian and you're telling me it's efelele (whatever that guy's name is) fault? Leftover people from his military rule could still remember their friends committing suicide because of his first money change. People actually died from the fallout of that money changing the second time around during the thick of the pandemic lockdown, then there was closing the borders, the fiasco with the dollar thing. If you talk too much, they'll carry you and leave bandits.
This is why people believed the story, it's called cope.
We will all be alright Las Las.

thesolutions:
Change your location please. It will solve a lot of this misconception.

LWKMD, Chai!!!!

No wait, you were complaining of not receiving the order after only 8 days? Ahhhh! No be Jumia? Na to jejely commot your mind till you see text, I've personally never seen anything less than two weeks in transit for them, among other things. Like how you'll pay for something, only for the seller to now cancel the order after a week (na medicine o, and na only there I was able to find it) or sellers will send items that have clearly been sitting in storage for so long the packaging is falling apart because it's so old...they need stricter rules for sellers but who are we to tell them to enforce it? We're only buyers hiya.
Anything you can source within driving distance (even if you have to go looking in multiple locations) don't Jumia it. Jumia it only if you can't find it in the state you're in. Sorry o, hope you have a better experience next time.

“Rome...are you not entertained?”
Why did I read through this entire thread and even the one linked in? My time! I was enjoying the back and forth till I realised that y'all are just bored, gan! The only thing left is to bring a tape and measure it out between the lot of you.
Brethren! Irris okay, 好吧? 休息! 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

Elsueno:
U people should be patient now, dis is not from the current circle, their is a very good reason why they are allowing people to select venue & time for physical verification. Do not stress applicants for what has not being announced yet, I even saw some people saying people have to go back to their state of origin etc.

Why are my Nigerian people always in rush

I think they're mistaking screening for documentation. Screening doesn't mean you've made it to the final list o, brethren. Prayer is still needed.

Turn by turn, e go reach everybody gan! Use some of that thief thief money buy private security Na, or manage Civil Defence.

kayusely70:
Is it possible to reschedule another exam? Let's wait and keep watching for updates from them.

Very slim chance, if a resit was planned earlier based on complaints for about a week of the exams, they wouldn't have closed the portal right after the exam. After shortlisting everyone and their sisters, this is another form of elimination I guess

Olamed89:
My shipment from AliExpress has been processed by 3 couriers canaio, morning global, and now with postNL, which local delivery is likely to deliver the package in Nigeria, could it be speedaf...


I prayed is not nipost because they will frustrate you, you will be the one going up and down looking for your package in all nearby post office, and when you find your package they will extort you, and if your package is boxy even with no weight, they will start from high price, and there comes your negotiating skills, oshodi post office is one example it happens to me earlier this year when I was charged 15k to collect an item at the post office, I said I was not paying a dime and they refused to gave my item to me, registered package ooo, then after heated argument they said I should pay 5k, saying is not a small package even seeing how lite it was, they were even asking what inside, imagine the level of corruption, no receipt, I wanted to pay but no account, they insist I must bring out cash, I have to use the POS,the argument starts with the young lady at the front desk and when the lady was blabbering and couldn't defend the money they want to extort and completely ridiculous and out of point, the older lady stepped in, I think she's their superior she always wear eye glasses, seeing how angry I was, through my address she started describing my street telling me about isolo, how that one take concern me abeg, she lives around isolo because I have met her in the bus before,, oshodi post office is worst than I could imagine, funny enough, I'm living at isolo I supposed received my item at isolo post office, but they intercept it at oshodi refused to dispatch to isolo as usual, imagine after searching for it at isolo post office no avail, na oshodi post office dey call me for my package and ask me to come along with 15k, if it's was a very small items and they know they can't get much from it, there words is always where did you live, go to your post office.

At least Isolo office know how to intercept and still give it back with amateur scamming that's absolutely not excusable. My phone was intercepted to Zamfara, I was shocked. It was the polar opposite of my direction. But I had people in the post office and they helped me traced it there, even forwarded documented weighing of the consignment bag my phone was in, my phone also registered as received by the post office (all documented o: all this also showed in tracking information) oya where fone dey? They come dey tell me say make I write petition and travel to Zamfara to submit (👀). I've never been refunded so fast by AliExpress like I was on this order, barely two hours after I opened the dispute, it switch to refund processing. The ting pain me die gan.
I had to order again but guess what? The new phone was delivered exactly 13 days after I ordered it. This drama made me start looking at post office with 3 eye, their own na only God go judge. Imagine providing evidence of you committing a crime with full chest because they know nothing will happen. Ah! Hmmm.

If this isn't fake news, there's something severely and purposely wrong with this man and I need him to undergo a 360 psychiatric evaluation STAT!