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Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Things You Need To Do Before The Year Ends by updatechange(m): 5:54pm On Dec 01, 2023
hansomb:
even Dangote dey calculate. Life without planning is not worth living.


Nobody say Mk u no plan but hustle Mk u get money enjoy life.

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Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Things You Need To Do Before The Year Ends by updatechange(m): 5:52pm On Nov 30, 2023
hansomb:
who tell, no apply protocol, na sapa go level u.

If sapa hold u then u no Dey hustle be dat
Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Things You Need To Do Before The Year Ends by updatechange(m): 4:57pm On Nov 30, 2023
Just hustle get money and enjoy life… this life no get protocol

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Politics / Re: Saying Benin Founded Lagos Shows How Unintelligent Some People Are - THAT IS HIS by updatechange(m): 10:35am On Nov 30, 2023
😂😂😂

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Politics / Re: Lagos (eko) Belongs To Us by updatechange(m): 10:24am On Nov 30, 2023
You guys should stop giving these lowlifes the attention they needed… they’ve been creating threads upon threads just to gaslight and spite the Yorubas. Just ignore them, they’re so inconsequential… let’s focus on our governments.
Good morning ☀️

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Culture / Re: Enough!...The Yorubas will no longer be quiet henceforth. by updatechange(m): 11:29am On Nov 29, 2023
SeeWahala:


It has never ever been recorded in history when a common agama lizard was brutal in any form or guise undecided

Why use the agama as a reference point for your alleged bravery?


Okay try chase it first and see wether it won’t turn and attempts to attack back… btw I used a lizard as a reference just for u to get the full weight when compared to a human being.
Culture / Re: Enough!...The Yorubas will no longer be quiet henceforth. by updatechange(m): 11:16am On Nov 29, 2023
SeeWahala:


How can someone be too quiet and be too brutal at the same time? undecided

Yorubas like speaking from both sides of their mouth.


Don’t worry u go soon get the message. Even a lizard can be brutal when pushed to the wall
Culture / Re: Enough!...The Yorubas will no longer be quiet henceforth. by updatechange(m): 11:30pm On Nov 28, 2023
I blame the yorubas especially the aworis as a mist of them are too quiet and gentle most of the time but might be brutal at the same time

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Politics / Re: FHA Demolition: Tears, Grief As Abule Ado Landlords Count Losses by updatechange(m): 11:10pm On Nov 28, 2023
nedu666:
The owners of these properties will never build any house again for fear of a repeat. Those who haven't built will be extremely cautious. That's why I advise lgbos build big at home, little outside. Learn from aboki. Aboki no dey build mansion outside north

Ignorant… who tell you say Aboki no Dey build mansions outside, you don enter Agege before? Moricas and environs to be precise ask anybody the owner of the big houses there.

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Health / Re: Problem With Early Mouth Odour by updatechange(m): 3:50pm On Nov 28, 2023
Mercylike:
Is it normal to wake up and experience mouth odour?

I don't like talking to people very early especially when I just wake up bcoz there is this odour when I smell whenever I try to smell my own mouth..

Is it normal or it is something that has to be treated?

If i have brush, I don't have any odour from morning till night except for night to morning sleep..


Okay mercy let me share my tips..
First, it’s either you eat suya and the onions on it, onions alone will give u a terrible smell when u wake up in the morning.
Tip 2: stop swallowing the residue of meats or fish after picking them out of your teeth, always spit them out.
This is the major cause of mouth odor not
Top 3: brush twice a day and always rinse off residue from your mouth after eating especially the local dishes

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Investment / Re: Dangote Plans Listing $20bn Refinery On Nigerian Stock Exchange by updatechange(m): 9:52am On Nov 28, 2023
Big man doing big things… mofe lowo bi Dangote 🙏

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Politics / Re: Oba Of Benin In Lagos, Says Tinubu Presidency Is God-Ordained by updatechange(m): 10:51pm On Nov 26, 2023
Who God has blessed no man can curse

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mali Signs Deal With Russia To Build West Africa Largest Gold Refinery by updatechange(m): 3:53pm On Nov 26, 2023
DFX inflow is assured
Politics / Re: The High Level Of Hatred, Tribaand Bigotry Against The Igbo’s In Nairaland Forum by updatechange(m): 3:52pm On Nov 26, 2023
You call it hate, I call it clap back 👍

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Politics / Re: Atiku @ 77: Peter Obi Hails 'respected Elder Brother' And 'leader' by updatechange(m): 9:01pm On Nov 25, 2023
Your oga… once a boy is always a boy cheesy

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Properties / Re: See This Fine Mansion Lagos Is Demolishing With "2 Days" Notice by updatechange(m): 7:18pm On Nov 25, 2023
hybrid77:
This is disheartening.


At the same time DESERVING… I believe Lagos is still a no man’s land.

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Politics / Re: EXPOSED: Who Really Developed Lagos And Many Parts Of Yoruba Land? by updatechange(m): 11:13am On Nov 25, 2023
Lolz dem go get sense last last…. 667 houses going down, more to follow soon, Alaba, ladipo, katangora and other Igbo dominated markets will be destroyed completely very soon, after then come back and tell us who owns Lagos or if Lagos is still a no man’s land
I will never ask or tell them to stop, as it’s too late to do so, let them continue and let their kindred continue encouraging them, by the time their eye go clear 95% of them go Dey homeless and their businesses gone.
Na wey tin their mouth go cost them soon be that , no be curse it has already started.
We’ve had enough of your bullshîts. Take them else where.

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Celebrities / Re: 6 Nigerian Celebrities Who Became More Popular After Their Death by updatechange(m): 4:23pm On Nov 23, 2023
Oladips rip bro

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Politics / Re: Japa: Canada Or London Which One Is Best For A DJ, Entertainer? by updatechange(m): 4:43pm On Nov 21, 2023
WorldRichest:


Get something meaningful to do with your life. We don't party in UK, and USA where they party everyday, they kill themselves like the way IPOB/ESN/UGM has been killing Igbos like Christmas chickens. I mentioned USA because most of you get to Canada and start sneaking into USA because there are no jobs in Canada.

If you are not doing Medicals, IT, and Engineering, then don't go and suffer yourself inside cold ooooo


I believe you are just being sarcastic
Politics / Japa: Canada Or London Which One Is Best For A DJ, Entertainer? by updatechange(m): 3:50pm On Nov 21, 2023
Canada or London which one is best for a DJ, entertainer, actor and music producer.

Pls give reasons why you chose one of the above. Pls don’t air me.
Thanks
Politics / Re: Appeal Court voids tribunal judgement, sacks Elumelu, reinstates LP's Okolie by updatechange(m): 10:06am On Sep 21, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
How far now?


I Dey, weytin Dey sup?
Politics / Re: Appeal Court voids tribunal judgement, sacks Elumelu, reinstates LP's Okolie by updatechange(m): 4:29pm On Sep 18, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
oya come😃

Lolz 😊

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Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Launch Biafra Police Patrol Team To Be Called BRF- Pics by updatechange(m): 4:26pm On Sep 18, 2023
Babatunde Raji Fashola

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Travel / Re: You Are Driving On A Highway At 100kph, Then You See This (see Photo) by updatechange(m): 2:25am On Sep 17, 2023
I go kill am… one blow join the dash board and it’s gone
Politics / Re: Appeal Court voids tribunal judgement, sacks Elumelu, reinstates LP's Okolie by updatechange(m): 12:52pm On Sep 14, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
in agulu land

Iffa catch you!!

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Politics / Re: Appeal Court voids tribunal judgement, sacks Elumelu, reinstates LP's Okolie by updatechange(m): 12:49pm On Sep 14, 2023
Obi still get hope

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Politics / Re: No. Of Hrs To Consume 1 Unit - [1kwh] Of Electricy by updatechange(m): 2:58pm On Sep 07, 2023
Righthussle:


Water heater?



See the attached
Politics / No. Of Hrs To Consume 1 Unit - [1kwh] Of Electricy by updatechange(m): 1:15pm On Sep 07, 2023
NO. OF HRS TO CONSUME 1 UNIT - [1KWH] OF ELECTRICY

Air-Conditioner
1.5HP: 53.4mins
1HP: 1hr 34mins
2HP: 40.2mins
4HP: 20.4mins

Blender (Medium): 2hrs 22mins

Cooker
1 Plate: 40.2mins
2 Plates + Oven: 18mins
2 Plates: 24mins
4 Plates: 13.2mins

Fan
Ceiling: 11hrs 76mins
Standing: 14hrs 29mins
Table: 25hrs

Kettle
Medium: 27mins
Small: 32.4mins

Lighting Bulb
Tungsten Filament: 16hrs 67mins
Energy Saving: 66hrs 67mins

Microwave (Medium): 1hr 11mins

Pressing Iron
Dry: 49.8mins
Steam: 30mins

Refrigerator
Large: 7hrs 14mins
Medium: 10hrs
Small: 12hrs 5mins

TV
300W: 3hrs 33mins
100W: 10hrs

Toaster
Large: 42.6mins
Medium: 1hr
Small: 1hr 33mins

Washing Machine
Spinning, Dryer: 28.8mins
Spinning: 2hrs 7mins

Water Dispenser: 1hr 43mins

Source: Ikeja electricity

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Politics / Re: What Is Really The Problem Between The Yorubas And The Igbos? by updatechange(m): 12:07pm On Sep 07, 2023
Brek:

IDIOTIC FOLL

BIGGEST FOOOLLLLLL!!!

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