₦airaland Forum

You Dey ment…. Jokes on you bro!

okefranci:
The Economy Sustainability plan is a good innovation through the VP osinbajo and it helps millions of Nigerians to survive and I am a living witness

She was in the club with her friends . We talked. Fast forward to when the party ended, I asked her to follow me to my lodge ;Dand she refused. Got angry and walked away, she just said,”Take my number if you’re interested”. I come manage collect d number .. Come next dey I called her said will like us to hang out. She offered to come to my lodge but I refused and Insisted I prefer somewhere close to her house. Na so we enter one fancy bar/restaurant. Dem no born u well make I flex you& you no fall in love based on d boy fine join.

Naso babe come dey twerk on my laps damn! She sabi. Fast forward to wen we were about going it was about 11pm. The area we couldn’t get Uber. So I suggested she goes home with I take bike to my lodge.
As we Dey come out of the bar.. Naso all the Agberos
Dey hail her “[b][/b]Mama the mama!! As an Igbo boy wey Dey Lagos I use my tongue count my teeth.

That was it!! I can’t kee myself.

Big congratulations dear
I can’t wait for my own testimony oh God

Bibisho:
PPR just landed this morning
I don’t know how I feel �����
May 8th applicant

Very Big congratulations bro��

CHIKACIC:
It has ended in praises!

PPR dropped this evening.

TO GOD BE ALL THE GLORY!!!!

Thanks alot @Chikacic
I was able to get the first dose at a Public health center in Egbeda, Alimosho Lagos state.
God bless you for you assistance.

CHIKACIC:
Hope this helps.

Pls house does anyone know accredited centers for covid 19 vaccines around Lagos mainland.

[quote author=Mofpearl post=103046226]Passport request dropped yesterday. Alhamdulliah.
Big congratulations bro. May PPR locate us still waiting in Jesus Christ name amen �

Have you done medicals?

badmanjo:
Mine hasn't started also, I just hope it has and they didn't just update it. God is in control

Big congratulations to you. Am May applicants. Hopefully we share your joy with you soon. Congratulations once more.

Queenmama03:
Indeed what my God cannot do does not exist!
PPR received just now.
I still feel like I'm dreaming.
April 22nd applicant
@FrankRobbn1 you are the real MVP.

Olodo

Lexusgs430:
I thought ipod was an apple device, used in listening to music aka MP3 player......

Congratulations oooh
God Na ur hand I dey ooh

Esmeob:
God has done it ooo!!!!

It has finally ended iin praise!!!!

PPR Alert!!!!

March 17 applicant.
This God is tooooo much.

Will be back later today to share timeline.

If you could say this. Then you really lack respect for your own parents too he’s facts are straight to the point. Especially, In a country where public funds are looted with excuses. We should celebrate the few that work.

Billyonaire666:
Hustler, no worry, the govnar will soon invite you for a handshake

There’s no trying times for Adamu garba. Adamu doesn’t need to play monopoly like Dangote(Reason there’s no economical growth; waiting for one company to give all flour, sugar and now fuel) pathetic Take note; reason the western world advances in everything especially technology is because the market is competitive and they understand that choices of two human beings can’t be same for a long period of time. Thereby making improvements in what they do, and allowing rooms for other great thinkers and entrepreneurs without killing anyone’s product using Monopoly. Twitter has come to stay; adamu could grow his cowwe app but No!! He wanted Dangote style . Dangote wants all the Licences and scared of competition . Adamu garba wants to play that in Nigeria tech space. But Remember, the voice of the people is the voice of God Almighty. Shalom!!

GOTVee:
Even though I’m a born again Christian, I stand with Adamu in these period of persecution. Majority of people rejoicing over this unfortunate incident are my fellow Christians from the south who ought to copy the forgiving spirit of our lord Jesus Christ. Unfortunately our brand of Christianity in the south is shameful

Chaii!! Not campaigning for vices but bro... lecturers are way too dirty to preach! Damn!!

[quote author=kennybabs1980 post=102633866]I work as a lecturer in a monotechnic, and since 2018, we have seen an upsurge in the number of students driving exotic vehicles in the campus. But since we resumed from the COVID-19 lockdown late last year, the number of students with such cars and weird lifestyles have increased.

Chaii!! Not campaigning for vices but bro... lecturers are way too dirty to preach! Damn!!
[quote author=kennybabs1980 post=102633866]I work as a lecturer in a monotechnic, and since 2018, we have seen an upsurge in the number of students driving exotic vehicles in the campus. But since we resumed from the COVID-19 lockdown late last year, the number of students with such cars and weird lifestyles have increased.

Alcohol kills bro...#Don’tDrink&Type

ALCOHOLKILLS:
A local champion, who mistakenly became a celebrity, this guy have no swag, his music are disgusting..... Wizkid far better than this slowpoke

Big congratulations bro.. Praise God

lushk:
I have been a silent reader, I just got my PPR!!!!!
I was feeling so bad initially because I got my BVL yesterday but no PPR and I saw some people got two mails simultaneously.
I cant believe this....
I got so many information from Nairaland.
Thank you.. will share my timeline shortly

Cherukei2015:
IT HAS ENDED IN PRAISE OOOOOOOO
PPR OOOOOOOOOOO
HAS LANDED OOOOOOO
ALL GLORY TO GOD

Big congratulations ���
Mine must end in praise IJN amen �

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AdoChel:
Anybody else unable to log in to their CIC account this morning?

Take heart . May the good lord give your family the fortitude to bear the lost. Amen

buckyfof:
Hello guys,

I JUST LOST MY DAD TODAY.

The pain is soooo unbearable.....