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Politics › Re: I Am Being Prosecuted Because I Am Senate President, Says Saraki by UpLoyo: 12:29pm On Sep 23, 2015

anonimi:
......but you can have a THEIF as president, not so
Na era of change also.

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You posted the same crap over and over again and only one 1diot just like you clicked like or I'm guessing you liked your own comment tongue

. Were you born this stup1d or this is a lifetime achievement for you?

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Food › Re: How Fraudsters Manufacture Fake Coca-Cola Products: Be Warned by UpLoyo: 12:19pm On Sep 23, 2015

Ghandi12:
This is my humble suggestion before these hustlers are thrown into the dudgeon.

NAFDAC should take a sample of the product and conduct a thorough laboratory analysis. If this product is harmful for human consumption they should advise the court appropriately on a commensurate punishment. But if this product passed some level of human consumption test they should recommend humane approaches of discouraging product counterfeiting and helping honest entrepreneurs of achieve their goals.

Please hustlers with venial wrongdoings should be reformed and not killed for trying to survive.

Imagine! If Saraki with no recorded of serious hustles can boast of Billions of Naira and there is still no certainty he is penitent what moral ground do we have to continue sending petty thieves and hustlers to jail.

You are joking right? Do you even need to debate if the product would be deem harmful? Didn't you see the pics, so because if doesn't kill anyone then the guy should walk for breaking in law at least Saraki stole billions? What has their crime gotta do with a thieving senator. This is apples and oranges dude. A thief is a thief doesn't matter how much is stolen, jail should be the next bus stop and some cases death.

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Politics › Re: Saraki’s CCT Trial Adjourned To October 21 by UpLoyo: 1:42pm On Sep 22, 2015

sanc2s:
Grants him bail on self recognition keh? Was he arrested before?

You are a smart cookie grin

. How can you grant someone bail when he wasn't arrested in the first place. Someone pls give these guy a copy of Seasons 1-5 of Law & Order grin

. Even when everything points to the guy being guilty, you still gotta prove your case beyond reasonable doubt or the guy walks.

Politics › Re: Saraki Pleads Not Guilty To Corruption Charges by UpLoyo: 1:31pm On Sep 22, 2015

anonimi:
You must be writing about yourself.
No wonder you voted for Buhari to keep collecting dash dash unemployment benefit and get free meals for your (un)born children.
Your life SUCKS, walahi!

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I'm sorry I didn't vote for the guy, and If I had the chance would've voted him, I have to be a Nigerian first, then physically in Nigeria to vote him... do you need any more grin

and I don't have any unborn children they are already born and quite richer than you'll ever be and someday should they chose to visit naija, you and your children and grand children will be their driver, gateman, housemaids and re-charge card seller.

What a buff0n! You think everyone on NL is in nigeria and gives a crap about your useless parties? Goshh some of you are dumber than a doorknob.

Politics › Re: Saraki Pleads Not Guilty To Corruption Charges by UpLoyo: 1:20pm On Sep 22, 2015

anonimi:
Tell Buhari to use his lifeline or 50:50
Such a daft dullard!

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He's a dullard and he became your President? grin

But you are Solomon and jobless ranting online making 200 Naira or whatever they pay you to be this stup1d grin

Politics › Re: Saraki Pleads Not Guilty To Corruption Charges by UpLoyo: 1:11pm On Sep 22, 2015

anonimi:
If Buhari has ANY integrity he should have resigned long ago for his FALSE asset declaration.

Here we go ago with these expired rice victims. "Long ago" you said huh

How long ago did Buhari come into power? and by the way you left out "He has no certificate" grin

I know you don't use your brain to think, so you can use your lifeline.

Your time starts now....

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Politics › Re: Saraki Pleads Not Guilty To Corruption Charges by UpLoyo: 1:04pm On Sep 22, 2015

phlemzy:
Saraki, please kindly resign. You've had enough embarrassment already!

Resign?

That's for people with integrity, he's got none so resigning means nothing. People like him would rather take the walk of shame...

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Politics › Re: Saraki Pleads Not Guilty To Corruption Charges by UpLoyo: 12:56pm On Sep 22, 2015

dotcomnamename:
[size=20pt]Can someone answer this question?

'' Do u think the 99 Constitution as amended under section 308 the immunity covers the SP at all'' ?[/size]

Would think so.

Politics › Re: Saraki Pleads Not Guilty To Corruption Charges by UpLoyo: 12:50pm On Sep 22, 2015

VOICEOFJUSTICE:
so him no fit go take court injunction like the corrupt amaechi been do?wetin been carry you from PDP go join those ogboni people?

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Politics › Re: Saraki Pleads Not Guilty To Corruption Charges by UpLoyo: 12:44pm On Sep 22, 2015

Buhari will need to be a life time President to fix these animals

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Politics › Re: ’50 Senators’ Accompany Saraki To Tribunal For Corruption Trial by UpLoyo: 12:36pm On Sep 22, 2015

Well once upon a time there was "Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves..."

Saraki took it up a notch "Saraki and the 50 Dumb.asses"

And theses jobless M0r0ns are supposed to be the custodians of your law?

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Politics › How Jonathan Govt. Took N67.2bn Cash From The Central Bank Of Nigeria - SR by UpLoyo(op): 10:18pm On Sep 19, 2015

The two cash withdrawals were made in the build up to the 2015 general elections.

Our sources said even more ‘curious’ large withdrawals were made from the bank during the period but we were unable to obtain documents to authenticate the claims.

But highly classified documents obtained by this newspaper, Friday, showed that at least N67.2 billion were withdrawn in cash from the banks in two tranches.

Insiders at the CBN said the huge cash were carted away in bullion vans.

One of the withdrawals was made through a memo which originated from the office of the former National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki, allegedly based on Mr. Jonathan’s instruction.

The second memo was generated by the National Petroleum Investment Management Services, NAPIMS, a subsidiary of the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC.

NAPIMS is in charge of the Federal Government’s investments in the petroleum industry.

The first memo, dated November 2014, contained a request for the withdrawal of $47 million cash out of N10 billion earmarked for release for an unbudgeted “special services”.

In the memo with reference number: NSA/366/S and titled: “Request for Funds for Special Services,” an official from Mr. Dasuki’s office had drawn the CBN governor’s attention to a previous discussion and requested the release of the said funds kept with the bank.

The balance from the N10 billion, the memo directed, was to be paid out in Euro, while a certain Director of Finance and Administration with the name of S.A Salisu, was authorised to sign and receive the haul of U.S dollars and Euro in cash, on behalf of the NSA’s office.

“Further to our discussion, you are pleased requested to provide the sum of forty seven million United States Dollars (USD47, 000,000.00) cash out of the Ten Billion Naira (N10, 000,000,000.00) and the balance in Euro to this office for special services,” the memo read in part.

“Mr. S. A. Salisu, director finance and administration is, hereby authorised to sign and collect the amount. Please accept, Your Excellency, the assurances of my highest esteem,” the memo said.

It remains unknown what the “special services”, for which the funds were removed, are. Former President Goodluck Jonathan

Our sources claim they were spent on “electioneering-related” matters. But that could not be independently verified Saturday.

The second memo raised by NAPIMS, and dated February 25, 2015 conveyed an instruction to the director, Banking and Payment System Department of the CBN to urgently pay in cash, the sum of $289,202,382 (N57.2 billion) to the National Intelligence Agency, NIA.

“Upon receipt of this mandate, please pay urgently the under-listed beneficiary the cash amount indicated,” the memo said.

“Please debit CBN/JVCC Foreign Account No. 000000011658360 with the JP Morgan Chase, New York… and advise (sic) as soon as the payment is made.”.

The payment instruction in favour of the NIA was signed by one Okonkwo Godwin, General Manager, Finance, NAPIMS, with staff No. 18526, on February 25, 2015.

But sources from the CBN, who cannot be named because they were not authorised to speak on the issue said the funds were taken away at night with bullion vans under heavy security cover.

When contacted, CBN’s Director, Corporate Communications, Ibrahim Mu’azu, declined comment on the report.

Mr. Mu’azu said he did not have authority to speak to the media about the status of the bank customers’ transaction details.

However, a senior official, who asked not to be named, as he is not permitted to speak on the issue in his official capacity, said the bank has details of the transaction.

“My brother, the report is true,” he told PREMIUM TIMES. “Every detail is on point. But, since they claimed the withdrawal was for security services, anything could have been referred to as such. Nobody knows.”

Mr. Jonathan could not be reached for comments. One of his former spokespersons said he no longer speak for the former President. Another said he was busy and could not speak on the matter.

They all requested anonymity, saying they don’t want to be associated with issues they know nothing about.

Violating the law

The withdrawals of the huge cash is a violation of Nigeria’s Money Laundering (Prohibition) Act, 2011, which Mr. Jonathan personally assented to.

According to Part 1, Section 1 of the law, “No person or body corporate shall, except in a transaction through a financial institution, make or accept cash payment of a sum exceeding- (a) N5,000,000.00 or its equivalent, in the case of an individual; or (b)N10,000,000.00 or its equivalent in the case of a body corporate.”

Section 16 (d) of the Acts says anyone who makes or accepts cash payments exceeding the amount authorized under this Act shall upon conviction be liable to a forfeiture of 25% of the excess above the limits placed in section 1 of the Act.

http://saharareporters.com/2015/09/19/2015-polls-how-jonathan-govt-took-n672bn-cash-central-bank-nigeria-bullion-vans

Celebrities › Re: Chacha Ekeh's Daughter Celebrates Her Birthday Today (Photos) by UpLoyo: 9:42pm On Sep 19, 2015

admax:
Nice pictures......but too much accessories on the girl.

Irrelevant opinion, is she your daughter? In your wisdom you're the one that will determine what goes on another person's kid? Hater. tongue

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Celebrities › Re: Donjazzy Turns Judge On Instagram (Hilarious Photos) by UpLoyo: 4:06pm On Sep 19, 2015

Really you can't stop laughing at these dry whatever you can it? Cos it's definitely not a joke...

Politics › Re: FG Seeks Warrant To Arrest Saraki by UpLoyo: 2:26pm On Sep 18, 2015

Politicalguru:
Yeah this is Nigeria I know, but who could have ever imagine you can get in trouble for something you did a long time ago?
I believe this country is changing fir the better gradually.

It's actually refreshing that after 12yrs efcc will grow some balls and go after a sitting senate president grin

Nigeria will hail thee. So they were asleep all this while grin

They love their jobs so much the could not touch the untouchables unable obj and Jonathan. It's very simple, there is no law in Nigeria...

I mean there is law if/when you are poor....

Politics › Re: FG Seeks Warrant To Arrest Saraki by UpLoyo: 2:15pm On Sep 18, 2015

blackpanda:
My dear, gone are those pdp days!

There's not much difference btw pdd/apc, the only difference their is the man BUHARI which I'm sure misses Idiagbon by now. I don't envy the man he can't even find 36 people who are not corrupt in a nation of 170million!!!

Saraki and co were pdp before they all ran away from the sinking ship called pdp; so nothing's new. It's like giving a thief a new name tag, nothing else has changed expect the new name tag, he is still a thief.

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Politics › Re: FG Seeks Warrant To Arrest Saraki by UpLoyo: 2:06pm On Sep 18, 2015

Politicalguru:
Seriously I thought it was a photo shopped image until I googled it too. I believe this back stabber is going for real.

There you go.... grin

. Don't count on him going, this is naija we're talking about. They'll make some back room deals, make noise in the papers and it dies....

Atiku is still a king maker running around like the almighty, when the Senator he bribed is in jailed in the US...

Politics › Re: FG Seeks Warrant To Arrest Saraki by UpLoyo: 1:58pm On Sep 18, 2015

What bill can you pass, when you are on the wrong side of the law?

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Politics › Re: Oshiomole Is Now A Minister Of Attack – Senator Ighoyota by UpLoyo: 1:38pm On Sep 18, 2015

dougivilla:
The #1 Citizen that has a land in port harcourt that he is ''yet to find'' nko? That declared several assets without values attached to them?

Ok, what is the total net worth of your no1 citizen??

Get this straight, they are all thieves, yes, including the senator in question!!

That's why when my children and Saraki's children decide to visit Nigeria, your children and your grand children will become their gateman, housemaids and errand boys. Comprendo amego? Then they'll curse you for wasting their future, if you keep supporting thieves in govt.

My #1 citizen makes $400k a year, you can go ask from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Pix: When Parents Want Their Kids To Be Wizkid By Force by UpLoyo: 1:21pm On Sep 18, 2015

shumuel:
Hilarious Pix: When Parents Wants Their Kids To Be Wizkid By Force

Its Crazy i tell ya

L;Dl

Any one that thinks this is funny, stup1d doesn't even describe you. Must you post irrelevant stuff my all means? Who the heck is wizkid anyways? Nonsense.

Politics › Re: FG Seeks Warrant To Arrest Saraki by UpLoyo: 1:08pm On Sep 18, 2015

dustmalik:
Now, that escalated so quick. I just hope they have a good case against him, because Saraki has a powerful team of lawyers.
The CCB had better have a good case against him because, if they fail to prove their case, they may end up rendering him popular. We don't want such situation.

Rendering him popular? grin

That's kinda too late, google "Senate president is a thief" see what comes up.... grin

Results below....

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Politics › Re: Oshiomole Is Now A Minister Of Attack – Senator Ighoyota by UpLoyo: 12:59pm On Sep 18, 2015

DONSMITH123:
“I am speaking as a Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, as one that represents the interest of the entire nation....

And I'm assuming this statement was a joke right? Interest of the entire nation, dude really? grin

. Bunch of opportunistic buffoons that can't land a day job, living on ridiculous salaries they don't deserve.

[size=25pt]Your #3 citizen is a thief, but you are crying about a state governor? [/size]

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TV/Movies › Re: Channels TV Newscaster Caught Kissing Colleague On Live TV (Pics) by UpLoyo: 12:30pm On Sep 16, 2015

And the big deal is? Gosshhhh some of you need to be in the kids section. You must be so bored that you had to take a pic of your tv to capture the irrelevant crap. Get a life.!

Politics › Re: See What Is Happening To Nigeria's Economy Under Buhari by UpLoyo: 12:45pm On Sep 11, 2015

ochejoseph:
‎
As Nigerians continue to wait for the change promised by the Apician "Apostles"here is a quick look at how Africa's biggest Economy has performed under the "apostles" of change

1 . Nigeria De-listed By JP. Morgan ,

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-09-10/investors-love-affair-with-nigeria-wanes-as-jpmorgan-cuts-bonds

3. 60,000 Nigerian loose Jobs in the construction sub sector - NLC

http://www.channelstv.com/2015/09/08/nlc-says-60000-nigerian-workers-lost-jobs/

3. Zenith Bank Sacks 1200 workers in a single day

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/4819-zenith_bank_sacks_over_1_200_employees.html

4. Naira in free Fall - Business Day

http://businessdayonline.com/2015/09/naira-weakens-on-black-market-as-dollar-demand-grows-2/

5. Nigerian Economy slumps - NBS

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/nigerian-economy-slows-in-q2/

6. CHINA : Nigeria's biggest Trading partner and Investor, Snubs Nigeria over Buhari’s Behaviour

http://uncova.com/china-snubs-nigeria-over-buhari-as-it-holds-africa-investment-summit

7. Nigerian Investors loose 311 Billion in 24 hours - Daily Trust

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/business/stocks-lose-n311bn-bonds-suffer-after-jp-morgan-index-expulsion/110194.html

The above is what happens when underage voters brings a man with fossilised ideas to man Africa's biggest economy.

The sooner the APC and the sai baba broom wielding herbalists realise that these "autopilotism" is a recipe to economic and social anarchy the better for Nigeria.

The truth be said Buhari needs help he Should ask For it fast before things get out of hand

NB: Before you start throwing insults read the post, before you rain abuses think , before you post nonsense use your brain it's there to be used.

May God Continue to Bless Nigeria and Nigerians

It's obvious you still have some of those expired rice left ...

Christianity Etc › Re: Joseph Ayodele Babalola Ministering At An Open Air Crusade In 1939 by UpLoyo: 12:48pm On Sep 10, 2015

neocortex:
This is the man who institutionalized witchcraft and wizardry
in his church. He turned children and parents against themself
with one blaming the other for their woes.
His evil legacy is part of the problems we are still grasping
with as a nation.

Finally, finally your madness is manifesting.

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Flare Up When Asked These Two Questions? by UpLoyo: 12:38pm On Sep 10, 2015

Laitesmart:
Why do ladies find it difficult to answer some questions the way it is? simple, straight and direct. Some ladies will flare up when guys ask them some certain questions using the anger as an excuse to avoid the question. Questions that on a good day are actually harmless.

These two questions are always headache for ladies and i dont know why. Maybe the ladies in the house can let us know.
The questions are...
1. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
2. ARE YOU A VIRGIN

[size=25pt]The answer if quite simple, because only a f00l, a chronic bab00n and an imbec1ile with no functioning brain cells will ask a lady such a question. will the guy that owns this website please create a dumb.ass section/retarrds section for some of you jerkoffs that has nothing better to do with your life than a girl's virginity. [/size]

Christianity Etc › Re: Joseph Ayodele Babalola Ministering At An Open Air Crusade In 1939 by UpLoyo: 12:34pm On Sep 10, 2015

Chiefpriest1:
These were the people who truly laboured in the vineyard of God.

Not today's Italian suit-wearing, Bentley-driving, estate-owning, Champaign-sipping, power-drunk pastors.

Now you can't even differentiate many so-called pastors from politicians and businessmen. God help us

So who's stopping your broke ass from buying an Italian suit or driving a nice? May be your own God is broke so figure your own life out stop getting mad about other people's fortune.

Christianity Etc › Re: Joseph Ayodele Babalola Ministering At An Open Air Crusade In 1939 by UpLoyo: 12:31pm On Sep 10, 2015

Firefire:
Babalola olomi iye re ooooooooooooooo

Omi iye... Iye re ooo, omi Iye.

God continue to bless the greatest Apostle in Africa.

Lord, let your Grace be sufficient for me also.

Shalom!

Joseph Ayo Babalola (25 April 1904 – 26 July 1959) was the founder of the Christ Apostolic Church, popularly called Aladura in Nigeria.

He was credited with healing powers.

Ministry and healing.

The revival of his mission began with the raising of a dead child in September 1930. What followed this in 3 weeks was the healing of about 100 lepers, 60 blind people and 50 lame persons. This also resulted in the desolation of Churches in Ilesa because their members transferred their allegiance to the revivalist and that all the patients in Wesley Hospital, Ilesa, abandoned their beds to seek healing from Babalola. This divinely kicked off The Great Revival of 1930, which saw people coming from most parts of Africa and diaspora without posters and TV adverts. On June 25, 1931 he slew the sinister Abugabu dragon of the jungles of Yogumbo, wielding a holy sword imbued with the fire of the Lord. From then on, with bell and Yoruba Bible in hand, he toured Yorubaland and eastern Nigeria, preaching about repentance, and renunciation of idolatry, the importance of prayer and fasting, and the power of God to heal sickness

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Ayo_Babalola

"....he slew the sinister Abugabu dragon of the jungles of Yogumbo, wielding a holy sword imbued with the fire of the Lord" Are you sure you didn't pull that from Harry Porter?

Politics › Re: We’ll Meet In The Battlefield -- Asari Dokubo Tells APC by UpLoyo: 1:55pm On Sep 09, 2015

PenSniper:
Ladies and gentlenen of the house, there you hear the hero of bearfraudians talking as usual making empty boasts.

Sai Alhaji Mujahhideen, the hero of ndibo goons.

You see why nobody from that region will ever again smell the presidency? Hatred is in their veins and since 1/3 won't get you to aso rock; too bad. Hausa will never vote them and their utterance won't let Yoruba support them again, that's what happens when you cut your nose to spite your eyes.

Politics › Re: We’ll Meet In The Battlefield -- Asari Dokubo Tells APC by UpLoyo: 1:45pm On Sep 09, 2015

Thank you...and please when you're done with BH can you please show this m0ron what a real battle is?

Yours sincerely.

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Troops Nab Boko Haram’s Major Drugs, Logistics Suppliers — Army (Photos by UpLoyo: 1:43pm On Sep 09, 2015

Thanks for the sacrifice....

Politics › Re: Nigerian Troops Clearing Boko Haram Enclaves Within Sambisa Forest (Photos) by UpLoyo: 1:12pm On Sep 09, 2015

SeverusSnape:
When I say "Jihadist", you may be included, because most of you northerners support them. And mind you, The Army is doing the job, not the "government", There's nothing good about this government led by the dull'ard (for now).

By the way you Almajiri, What brought "Biafra" into this discussion??... Now I know why you people are illiterates.

"The Army is doing the job, not the "government",? Dude really? The award for the stupidest statement of the year should just go to you already; your pure hatred just shows your stup1idity, sorry for whoever wasted his money sending you to school, that's if anyone ever did.

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