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This guys are still mad because you fined their MTN...all I see his empty threat; Isn't their President even at Pastor Chris crusades? Now this is what I call dumb; she'll soon be outta a job; then few years time, she'll be a candidate at their healing school. They probably mad at the guy because a Nigerian has the biggest congregation in SA...lol. You can't be selective they need to ask all the churches in their country to do the same. Isn't the same country that Lucky Dube got killed because of a cell phone? Don't blame them, blame your stup1d govt. |
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It's either some people could look and really see well into the future or it's just a simple "coincidence"....
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Ghandi12:Atiku becoming the next president is lesson in divinity? You're so disillusioned beyond measure. The fact that you saw something doesn't mean it's God that's telling you. Did you ever hear the story of Saul going to a witch to call out the Spirit of Prophet Samuel? Mr man you need to sit your ass down and tell your teacher to call me. You trying to be smart but you are far from one. The same Atiku that should be in jail? |
Louislewis:These are young men and women, fathers, mothers, sons, daughters who are giving their lives to make sure your sorry ass can come on nairaland land and spew nonsense and sleep with two eyes closes. Is anyone stopping you clown from joining them if you have a point to proof? But you can hide behind a keyboard and be a warrior. Oponu akin danidani |
I think it's high time you guys started killing all these fake prophets. If they are so sure it's God that told them, that's ok, these prophets should sign a document that says if the prediction does not come true, their head should be cut off their necks.That would be the last time any of these blind bats dragging God into their falsehood. Imagine, there are 196 countries in the world and all that matters to God all the time is who's becoming the president in Nigeria and state governors. If all the fake pastors that told Jonathan God has destined him to win the election signed the document, that's a lot of dead Alibaba and the 40 thieves you wouldn't have to worry about again. |
If people like these are the ones that make it into the Senate, then Nigeria would be heading in the right direction;because they've proved with their blood that they love the country not some useless, opportunistic buffoons who can't secure a day job and call themselves senators.
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but how old are you? It's November 2015. 49 days left before 2016 and the I'm guessing all you've set out to accomplish in 2015 has been checked marked and even your goals in life has been fulfilled that you have nothing else better to spend your time on than to be asking such a ridiculous question at your age. You question would be excusable if yo're between the ages of 5-9, otherwise this is just pathetic. Please just rate your mentality with some of these below, someone like you actually asked these questions: http://www.livin3.com/50-thought-provoking-questions-about-life 1. When was the last time you tried something new? 2. What makes you want to do better? 3. What do you love to do? Do you do it often? If the answer is no, why not? 4. What can you do today that you could not do a year ago? 5. Where do you see yourself in one year? five years? ten years? 6. Do you like your job? 7. What would you do different if you were reborn? 8. Have you done anything lately worth remembering? 9. What are you excited about? 10. What's your biggest problem? 11. When was the last time you traveled somewhere new? 12. What would you regret not doing? 13. What makes you smile? 14. If the average lifespan was 50 years, would you do anything differently? 15. What do you want most out of life? 16. What impact do you want to leave in the world? 17. What do you want to be remembered by? 18. If all came back around to you, would it help you or hurt you? 19. If you had the chance to go back in time and change one thing, what would you change? 20. What stands between you and happiness? 21. If a doctor gave you one year to live, what would you try to accomplish? 22. What do you like most about yourself? 23. What do you have that you cannot live without? 24. When you close your eyes what do you dream of? 25. If you could as one person, dead or alive, one question, who would you ask and what would you ask? 26. If your life was a movie, what would be the title? 27. What does success mean to you? 28. If you could ask for one wish, what would it be? 29. What do you owe yourself? 30. When you think of "home" what do you think of? 31. How could you describe yourself in 5 words? 32. How do you spend most of your free time? 33. What did you want to be when you where younger? 34. What are you doing to pursue your dreams right now? 35. What are you most scared of? 36. What are you looking forward to? 37. What has been the greatest adventure of your life? 38. What are you most proud of? 39. Where would you like to live? Why haven't you moved? 40. If you left your current life in order to pursue your dreams, what would you lose? 41. What is your greatest strength? What is your greatest weakness? 42. What did life teach you yesterday? 43. Whose life have you had the greatest impact on? 44. What makes you special? 45. What do you want most? 46. How many people do you love? What are you doing for them? 47. If you had 24 hours to live, who would you be with 23 hours from now? 48. What bad habits do you want to break? 49. When did you not speak up when you should have? 50. How would you describe the next 5 years of your life in a sentence? But you're more concerned about Milo and Bournvita...wao, Pls get a mentor as soon as you can before it's too late. |
No wonder Nigeria is broke; with a country size just a little bit bigger than Texas, you have all these people. Why must you 36 people to do the job 10 people can do? You don't have enough resources to see this through, 1. Chris Ngige – (Anambra) Minister of Labour & Employment - makes sense 2. Kayode Fayemi- (Ekiti) Minister of Solid Minerals 3. Rotimi Amaechi – (Rivers) Minister of Transportation 4. Babatunde Fashola -(Lagos) Minister of Power, Works and Housing 5. Abdulrahman Dambazau- (Kano) Minister of Interior 6. Aisha Alhassan – (Taraba) Minister of Women Affairs 7. Ogbonaya Onu- (Ebonyi) Minister of Science and Technology 8. Kemi Adeosun – (Ogun) Minister of Finance 9. Abubakar Malami – (Kebbi) 10. Sen Hadi Sirika – (Katsina) Minister of State Aviation 11. Barr. Adebayo Shittu – (Oyo) 12. Suleiman Adam – (Jigawa) 13. Solomon Dalong – (Plateau) Minister for Youth and Sports 14. Ibe Kachikwu – (Delta) Minister of State Petroleum 15. Osagie Ehanire – (Edo) 16. Audu Ogbeh – (Benue) Minister of Agriculture 17. Udo Udo Udoma – (Akwa Ibom) Minister of Budget & National Planning 18. Lai Mohammed – (Kwara) Minister of Information 19. Amina Mohammed – (Gombe) 20. Ibrahim Usman Jibril – (Nasarawa) 21. Hajia Khadija Bukar Ibrahim- (Yobe) 22. Cladius Omoleye Daramola (Ondo) 23. Prof Anthony Onwuka (Imo) Minister of State (Education) - Same as #33 24. Geoffrey Onyema (Enugu) 25. Dan Ali (Zamfara) Minister of Defence 26. Barr James Ocholi (Kogi) Minister of Justice and Attorney General 27. Zainab Ahmed (Kaduna) Minister of State Budget and National Planning - Isn't this the same office as #17? 28. Okechukwu Enelamah (Abia) Trade, Investment & Industry 29. Muhammadu Bello (Adamawa) Minister of Federal Capital Territory - Why what the heck is so special about fct that you need a minister for? 30. Mustapha Baba Shehuri (Bornu) 31. Aisha Abubakar (Sokoto) Minister of State, Trade & Investment - same as #28 32. Heineken Lokpobiri (Bayelsa) 33. Adamu Adamu (Bauchi) Minister of Education 34. Isaac Adewole (Osun) Minister of Health 35. Abubakar Bawa Bwari (Niger) 36. Pastor Usani Uguru (Cross River) Minister of Niger Delta - is this really necessary? Why not also add minister for boko haram while still at it. Would somebody please explain why Nigeria needs more cabinet members more than the greatest economy in the world with 340million people? and annual salary of $199,000 for cabinet members. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_of_the_United_States
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Where's NFA supporters club? I can't seem to hear any horns or trumpet from the stands. |
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Emunike must be insane or jealous not to have allowed the leading goal scorer to take the penalty kick. How more clueless can he be? That's the height of stupidity which he might regret, in just 45mins. |
oshe11:#dumb |
hopefully that penalty miss doesn't come back to hurt them; that' was a bad penalty though |
Bobbystanley:Who and what's stopping you? You don't stand by a river bank and start bragging you can swim, just jump inside and proof it. |
anonimi:Election has been over for ages and you won't stop whining about Buhari. You'll soon kill yourself with hbp ![]()
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DanielPop:Ouchh did I touch a nerve... biafra is international politics? That's worse than being a day dreamer if you actually believe that crapp....There's nothing on Nigeria on the news except when your president comes here or your boko do their inhuman stuff and you think biafara counts internationally? Keep fooling yourself it's your right. |
DanielPop:He is still a nobody; some jobless guys shouting in the front of an embassy in India is a big deal to you? ![]()
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DanielPop:It's bad when people deceive you, it's even worse when you deceive yourself. ...the agitation is gathering momentum. Soon, it will begin to dominate discourse in international high placesDo you need a copy of my newspaper for today? Russia shot down a civilian plane over Ukraine, the world slept and one nobody of a guy in jail is news? Keep buying your own lies. |
Emeka71:You are so funny, but the only reason you are hearing about is because they are selling....lol. These are not phones for people on salaries; they are luxury phones that will go well with your Bentley...lol. You shouldn't be caught with an iPhone when your car is the budget of some African nations... ![]()
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You should be thankful that you're at least better off than China... ![]()
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GentleToks:Don't mind these noise makers. Imagine the crap, "Nigerian govt made the greatest mistake of the century..? What a dumbass. Atomic bombs were dropped in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and this clown is saying the arrest of one irrelevant guy is the mistake of the century? So what are the Japanese gonna call attacking pearl harbor? You make a hate speech you get arrested, prosecuted and if found guilty then straight to jail. It's that simple. Pls somebody get this clown a visa and as soon as you touch down in JFK, start making this king of rambling and let's see how long it takes. Biafra struggle gaining ground around the world? Now that's a real joke. |
[s] cybertyrant:Nothing but rambling, and rambling and rambling... |
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A man who had apparently died woke up inside a morgue just moments before his autopsy was about to begin. The man had been declared dead by a doctor after he was found at a bus station in Mumbai, India, and was taken to a nearby hospital. But the 45-year-old shocked staff when they noticed his supposed corpse breathing inside the morgue, according to the Daily Mail. Lokmanya Tilak General Hospital’s Chief Medical Officer Dr Rohan Rohekar is reported to have earlier told staff to take the body directly to the morgue - which is against hospital policy. Senior Police Inspector Yeshudas Gorde said: “It is a serious case of negligence by the doctor. “We were shocked to find patient was alive after he had been declared dead. “We have written to the dean of Sion Hospital, asking him to conduct an inquiry and give us the report.” Hospital rules state that bodies are meant to be held in casualty for two hours in case there is any chance of reviving them. https://ca.news.yahoo.com/dead-man-wakes-morgue-moments-091647388.html
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The fact that you saw something doesn't mean it's God that's telling you. Did you ever hear the story of Saul going to a witch to call out the Spirit of Prophet Samuel? Mr man you need to sit your ass down and tell your teacher to call me. You trying to be smart but you are far from one. The same Atiku that should be in jail?