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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Faces JAIL In South Africa by UpLoyo: 1:20pm On Nov 26, 2015
This guys are still mad because you fined their MTN...all I see his empty threat; Isn't their President even at Pastor Chris crusades? Now this is what I call dumb; she'll soon be outta a job; then few years time, she'll be a candidate at their healing school. They probably mad at the guy because a Nigerian has the biggest congregation in SA...lol. You can't be selective they need to ask all the churches in their country to do the same. Isn't the same country that Lucky Dube got killed because of a cell phone? Don't blame them, blame your stup1d govt.
PoliticsRe: 9/11 Coincidental Pictures by UpLoyo(op): 5:22pm On Nov 21, 2015
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Politics9/11 Coincidental Pictures by UpLoyo(op): 5:19pm On Nov 21, 2015
It's either some people could look and really see well into the future or it's just a simple "coincidence"....

PoliticsRe: Atiku Will Be Next President Of Nigeria In 2019 – Prophet by UpLoyo: 2:53pm On Nov 18, 2015
Ghandi12:
You know many people think like you until they get forcefully inculcated with lessons in divinity. The day you learn the great lesson you will realize proponents of dreams, fairies, prophesies and other ethereal concepts have seen before telling.
Atiku becoming the next president is lesson in divinity? You're so disillusioned beyond measure. tongue The fact that you saw something doesn't mean it's God that's telling you. Did you ever hear the story of Saul going to a witch to call out the Spirit of Prophet Samuel? Mr man you need to sit your ass down and tell your teacher to call me. You trying to be smart but you are far from one. The same Atiku that should be in jail?
PoliticsRe: Troops’ Rout Boko Haram RPG Factory, Slay Terrorists In Damboa [PHOTOS] by UpLoyo: 1:38pm On Nov 18, 2015
Louislewis:
[size=18pt]Military sending fake and unrealistic pictures to close shame. Image making pictures to deceive Nigerians. Winning unsuccessful war! [/size]
These are young men and women, fathers, mothers, sons, daughters who are giving their lives to make sure your sorry ass can come on nairaland land and spew nonsense and sleep with two eyes closes. Is anyone stopping you clown from joining them if you have a point to proof? But you can hide behind a keyboard and be a warrior. Oponu akin danidani
PoliticsRe: Atiku Will Be Next President Of Nigeria In 2019 – Prophet by UpLoyo: 1:19pm On Nov 18, 2015
I think it's high time you guys started killing all these fake prophets. If they are so sure it's God that told them, that's ok, these prophets should sign a document that says if the prediction does not come true, their head should be cut off their necks.That would be the last time any of these blind bats dragging God into their falsehood. Imagine, there are 196 countries in the world and all that matters to God all the time is who's becoming the president in Nigeria and state governors. If all the fake pastors that told Jonathan God has destined him to win the election signed the document, that's a lot of dead Alibaba and the 40 thieves you wouldn't have to worry about again.
PoliticsRe: Troops’ Rout Boko Haram RPG Factory, Slay Terrorists In Damboa [PHOTOS] by UpLoyo: 1:03pm On Nov 18, 2015
If people like these are the ones that make it into the Senate, then Nigeria would be heading in the right direction;because they've proved with their blood that they love the country not some useless, opportunistic buffoons who can't secure a day job and call themselves senators.

FoodRe: Why Does The Milk Always Finish Before The Bournvita? by UpLoyo: 2:10pm On Nov 12, 2015
Sorry to burst your bubble, but how old are you? It's November 2015. 49 days left before 2016 and the I'm guessing all you've set out to accomplish in 2015 has been checked marked and even your goals in life has been fulfilled that you have nothing else better to spend your time on than to be asking such a ridiculous question at your age. You question would be excusable if yo're between the ages of 5-9, otherwise this is just pathetic. Please just rate your mentality with some of these below, someone like you actually asked these questions:

http://www.livin3.com/50-thought-provoking-questions-about-life

1. When was the last time you tried something new?

2. What makes you want to do better?

3. What do you love to do? Do you do it often? If the answer is no, why not?

4. What can you do today that you could not do a year ago?

5. Where do you see yourself in one year? five years? ten years?

6. Do you like your job?

7. What would you do different if you were reborn?

8. Have you done anything lately worth remembering?

9. What are you excited about?

10. What's your biggest problem?

11. When was the last time you traveled somewhere new?

12. What would you regret not doing?

13. What makes you smile?

14. If the average lifespan was 50 years, would you do anything differently?

15. What do you want most out of life?

16. What impact do you want to leave in the world?

17. What do you want to be remembered by?

18. If all came back around to you, would it help you or hurt you?

19. If you had the chance to go back in time and change one thing, what would you change?

20. What stands between you and happiness?

21. If a doctor gave you one year to live, what would you try to accomplish?

22. What do you like most about yourself?

23. What do you have that you cannot live without?

24. When you close your eyes what do you dream of?

25. If you could as one person, dead or alive, one question, who would you ask and what would you ask?

26. If your life was a movie, what would be the title?

27. What does success mean to you?

28. If you could ask for one wish, what would it be?

29. What do you owe yourself?

30. When you think of "home" what do you think of?

31. How could you describe yourself in 5 words?

32. How do you spend most of your free time?

33. What did you want to be when you where younger?

34. What are you doing to pursue your dreams right now?

35. What are you most scared of?

36. What are you looking forward to?

37. What has been the greatest adventure of your life?

38. What are you most proud of?

39. Where would you like to live? Why haven't you moved?

40. If you left your current life in order to pursue your dreams, what would you lose?

41. What is your greatest strength? What is your greatest weakness?

42. What did life teach you yesterday?

43. Whose life have you had the greatest impact on?

44. What makes you special?

45. What do you want most?

46. How many people do you love? What are you doing for them?

47. If you had 24 hours to live, who would you be with 23 hours from now?

48. What bad habits do you want to break?

49. When did you not speak up when you should have?

50. How would you describe the next 5 years of your life in a sentence?

But you're more concerned about Milo and Bournvita...wao, Pls get a mentor as soon as you can before it's too late.
PoliticsRe: List Of Buhari's 36 Ministers And Their Portfolios by UpLoyo: 1:50pm On Nov 11, 2015
No wonder Nigeria is broke; with a country size just a little bit bigger than Texas, you have all these people. Why must you 36 people to do the job 10 people can do? You don't have enough resources to see this through,

1. Chris Ngige – (Anambra) Minister of Labour & Employment - makes sense

2. Kayode Fayemi- (Ekiti) Minister of Solid Minerals
3. Rotimi Amaechi – (Rivers) Minister of Transportation
4. Babatunde Fashola -(Lagos) Minister of Power, Works and Housing
5. Abdulrahman Dambazau- (Kano) Minister of Interior

6. Aisha Alhassan – (Taraba) Minister of Women Affairs
7. Ogbonaya Onu- (Ebonyi) Minister of Science and Technology
8. Kemi Adeosun – (Ogun) Minister of Finance

9. Abubakar Malami – (Kebbi)
10. Sen Hadi Sirika – (Katsina) Minister of State Aviation
11. Barr. Adebayo Shittu – (Oyo)
12. Suleiman Adam – (Jigawa)

13. Solomon Dalong – (Plateau) Minister for Youth and Sports
14. Ibe Kachikwu – (Delta) Minister of State Petroleum
15. Osagie Ehanire – (Edo)
16. Audu Ogbeh – (Benue) Minister of Agriculture

17. Udo Udo Udoma – (Akwa Ibom) Minister of Budget & National Planning

18. Lai Mohammed – (Kwara) Minister of Information

19. Amina Mohammed – (Gombe)

20. Ibrahim Usman Jibril – (Nasarawa)

21. Hajia Khadija Bukar Ibrahim- (Yobe)

22. Cladius Omoleye Daramola (Ondo)

23. Prof Anthony Onwuka (Imo) Minister of State (Education) - Same as #33

24. Geoffrey Onyema (Enugu)

25. Dan Ali (Zamfara) Minister of Defence

26. Barr James Ocholi (Kogi) Minister of Justice and Attorney General

27. Zainab Ahmed (Kaduna) Minister of State Budget and National Planning - Isn't this the same office as #17?

28. Okechukwu Enelamah (Abia) Trade, Investment & Industry

29. Muhammadu Bello (Adamawa) Minister of Federal Capital Territory - Why what the heck is so special about fct that you need a minister for?

30. Mustapha Baba Shehuri (Bornu)

31. Aisha Abubakar (Sokoto) Minister of State, Trade & Investment - same as #28

32. Heineken Lokpobiri (Bayelsa)

33. Adamu Adamu (Bauchi) Minister of Education

34. Isaac Adewole (Osun) Minister of Health

35. Abubakar Bawa Bwari (Niger)

36. Pastor Usani Uguru (Cross River) Minister of Niger Delta - is this really necessary? Why not also add minister for boko haram while still at it.

Would somebody please explain why Nigeria needs more cabinet members more than the greatest economy in the world with 340million people? and annual salary of $199,000 for cabinet members.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_of_the_United_States

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by UpLoyo: 12:25am On Nov 09, 2015
Where's NFA supporters club? I can't seem to hear any horns or trumpet from the stands.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by UpLoyo: 12:12am On Nov 09, 2015
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by UpLoyo: 12:01am On Nov 09, 2015
peeparty:
Thanks bro the said It not available in my area.

let me make you understand I have this app call ustream I was told to download which I did, so my question is what number is the game on? because have been searching and I can't find it.

or do I need another app for this match?
try, [url] http://www.tvole.me/livestream/1/1190069/november-8-2015/mali-vs-nigeria-football-fifa-u-17-world-cup-chile-2015.html [/url]
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by UpLoyo: 11:58pm On Nov 08, 2015
Emunike must be insane or jealous not to have allowed the leading goal scorer to take the penalty kick. How more clueless can he be? That's the height of stupidity which he might regret, in just 45mins.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by UpLoyo: 11:08pm On Nov 08, 2015
oshe11:
we dn Miss penalty oooo.... See wat Buhari kall has caused
#dumb
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by UpLoyo: 11:07pm On Nov 08, 2015
hopefully that penalty miss doesn't come back to hurt them; that' was a bad penalty though
PoliticsRe: Celebrations After The End Of Nigerian Civil War 1970(Pictures) by UpLoyo: 2:12pm On Nov 06, 2015
Bobbystanley:
We still want Biafra
Who and what's stopping you? You don't stand by a river bank and start bragging you can swim, just jump inside and proof it.
TravelRe: Nigeria Airways Plane Being Prepared For Take-Off In Ikeja, Lagos In 1969 (Pic) by UpLoyo: 7:50pm On Oct 28, 2015
anonimi:
Not to worry, dear fellow compatriots, SUPERman Buubu is here to the rescue with oyoyo promise. grin grin








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Election has been over for ages and you won't stop whining about Buhari. You'll soon kill yourself with hbp tongue

PoliticsRe: We’ll Shut Down Nigerian Embassy In India-pro-biafra Activists by UpLoyo: 4:57pm On Oct 27, 2015
DanielPop:
Go to the jokes section. International politics is beyond your scope.
Ouchh did I touch a nerve... grin

biafra is international politics? That's worse than being a day dreamer if you actually believe that crapp....There's nothing on Nigeria on the news except when your president comes here or your boko do their inhuman stuff and you think biafara counts internationally? Keep fooling yourself it's your right.
PoliticsRe: We’ll Shut Down Nigerian Embassy In India-pro-biafra Activists by UpLoyo: 4:49pm On Oct 27, 2015
DanielPop:
This is a sample of what the arrest of your "nobody" is causing around the world. Keep playing the ostrich! Goodbye!
He is still a nobody; some jobless guys shouting in the front of an embassy in India is a big deal to you? grin grin

PoliticsRe: We’ll Shut Down Nigerian Embassy In India-pro-biafra Activists by UpLoyo: 4:43pm On Oct 27, 2015
DanielPop:
You may wish to joke with the protesters but slowly and surely, the agitation is gathering momentum. Soon, it will begin to dominate discourse in international high places. Countries will begin to review their foreign policy with Nigeria with a view towards determining how Biafra or Nigeria fits into into its policy direction. This will determine their support or not for BIafra. The fact that the oil region will likely go with BIafra is food for thought here. Remember, not even a civil war fought 1967 - 1970 has been able to rest the clamour for Biafra. International actors will point to Spain/Catalunya and the United Kingdom referendum and will begin to see the Biafran agitation in that light. Nigeria is one of the remaining two countries coupled together by the British colonialists. All others have collapsed. And as you all know, they have have a right to self determination as long as it takes a peaceful course. However, those who make peaceful change impossible, make violent change inevitable. Question: Will Oduduwa want to fight alongside Arewa or they will strive for self determination too. I think the latter!

Those who are gloating and seeing this Biafran agitation as a joke should begin to think strategically, if they can. I have been thinking and one strategic decision i have reached is that i prefer to learn Ibo language than any other i.e. apart from mine!

For all i have been able to figure out, Biafrans just want to leave, even if you offer them Aso Rock Presidency. That in itself is cause for concern! Dont forget that it took the death of one man (Ken Saro Wiwa) for international actors to hatch a conspiracy against the Abacha government. I see the arrest of Nnamdi Kanu in that direction. His people wont bail him. They want him to remain there so they can anchor their worldwide protest around him and their quest. And Nnamdi Kanu is comfortable where he is despite the appaling situation. It might be part of the plan.

Buhari has unknowingly, through bad advise, bought into it!
It's bad when people deceive you, it's even worse when you deceive yourself.
...the agitation is gathering momentum. Soon, it will begin to dominate discourse in international high places
Do you need a copy of my newspaper for today? grin Russia shot down a civilian plane over Ukraine, the world slept and one nobody of a guy in jail is news? Keep buying your own lies.
PhonesRe: This May Be The Most Expensive Phone You Will Ever See **pix** by UpLoyo: 1:48pm On Oct 19, 2015
Emeka71:
The makers of that phone should know that they won't sell.
You are so funny, but the only reason you are hearing about is because they are selling....lol. These are not phones for people on salaries; they are luxury phones that will go well with your Bentley...lol. You shouldn't be caught with an iPhone when your car is the budget of some African nations... grin

Jokes EtcRe: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by UpLoyo: 1:04pm On Oct 19, 2015
You should be thankful that you're at least better off than China... grin

PoliticsRe: "Nigeria Finally Plays Into The Grand Strategy Of Biafrans" - Vanguard by UpLoyo:
GentleToks:
The Biafra struggle is not gaining any popularity anywhere my dear; the popularity only exist in the minds of Igbos. I presumed you live in the East.......

I live in US/UK and i can boldly tell you that there is nothing like Biafra struggle outside South East and few Igbos in Asaba. Tibet struggle is as famous as the apartheid in South Africa but the world is too busy to pay attention to that talk less of Biafra struggle.

I want you to be honest with yourself by looking at those Biafra demonstration pictures; those demonstrations held abroad and tell me those guys in pictures are not Igbos and their few friends.

If Nnamdi Kanu try all what he said on the Nigeria airwave in UK, it's 6 years imprisonment, I repeat, 6 years imprisonment without option for fine. The moment you instigate or incite someone to attack/kill in any format, it's 6 years minimum.

If you remember the case of 3 Muslims guys who shouted death to British soldiers about 6 years ago, they were sent to 6 years imprisonment.

Alex Salmon; Scotland independence campaigner never incited Scottish people against Welsh, English and Irish people in his pursuit or struggle for the Independence of Scotland.

The same thing applicable to Artos who is campaigning for Catalan independence in Spain. He never incite his people against Spanish people or government unlike Nnamdi Kanu.

Kanu ought to have been arrested before now but Nigeria is a country where anything is possible. If Nigeria could forward all his recorded utterances; the inciting words against other Nigerians to British government, i swear down, Kanu is finished just like this Niger delta guy in South Africa called Henry Okar(I don't know if that's the correct name).

Don't mind these noise makers. Imagine the crap, "Nigerian govt made the greatest mistake of the century..? What a dumbass. Atomic bombs were dropped in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and this clown is saying the arrest of one irrelevant guy is the mistake of the century? So what are the Japanese gonna call attacking pearl harbor? You make a hate speech you get arrested, prosecuted and if found guilty then straight to jail. It's that simple. Pls somebody get this clown a visa and as soon as you touch down in JFK, start making this king of rambling and let's see how long it takes. Biafra struggle gaining ground around the world? Now that's a real joke.
PoliticsRe: "Nigeria Finally Plays Into The Grand Strategy Of Biafrans" - Vanguard by UpLoyo: 12:44pm On Oct 19, 2015
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cybertyrant:
His popularity growing
Vanguard done report am
Next is
Punch
Guardian
Sun
Sahara reporters
BBC
aljazeera

Future news -prophet cybertyrant

War

Nigerian troops captured

Negotiations on captured troops

Exchange of kanu with 120 captured soldiers

8 States under rebel occupation

Buhari pleads with USA on occupated states

USA has failed us again -gowon

Buhari meets cameron on nigeria mayhem

Buhari to meet putin on biafra rebels and boko haram terrorists

Boko haram captures borno and adamawa

We will use our former strategy -obasanjo

Rebels loosing ground

Nuclear bomb threat: i will bombard the zoo with our new nuclear bombs-nnamdi kanu

600Days of captured states by boko haram and rebels

Nigeria wont survive-bakare

Israel,jamaica,haiti,South africa, gabon,france,tanzania,ivory coast +more recognizes Biafra

Bakassi peninsula captured by Biafra rebels

We will declare oduduwa if u dont defeat Biafra rebels by next year -yoruba elders

I wont give up-buhari

Biafra air strikes mainland bridge lagos

Lagos captured by Biafra rebels

Referendum issued to Biafra rebels

Yoruba leaders declare oduduwa republic

Oduduwa declaration:u are going nowhere or we will kill all of u-sanusi lamido

Say amen to my seen prophecy
At least 80% will be correct[/s]
Nothing but rambling, and rambling and rambling...
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati: Who Would Ever Think Edwin Clark Would Publicly Disown Jonathan by UpLoyo: 12:33pm On Oct 16, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
"I'm beginning to feel that Clark is a yellowbar man, he has the traits of a sophisticated man".

PoliticsDead Man Wakes Up In Morgue Moments Before His Own Autopsy by UpLoyo(op): 12:28pm On Oct 13, 2015
A man who had apparently died woke up inside a morgue just moments before his autopsy was about to begin.

The man had been declared dead by a doctor after he was found at a bus station in Mumbai, India, and was taken to a nearby hospital.

But the 45-year-old shocked staff when they noticed his supposed corpse breathing inside the morgue, according to the Daily Mail.

Lokmanya Tilak General Hospital’s Chief Medical Officer Dr Rohan Rohekar is reported to have earlier told staff to take the body directly to the morgue - which is against hospital policy.

Senior Police Inspector Yeshudas Gorde said: “It is a serious case of negligence by the doctor.

“We were shocked to find patient was alive after he had been declared dead.


“We have written to the dean of Sion Hospital, asking him to conduct an inquiry and give us the report.”

Hospital rules state that bodies are meant to be held in casualty for two hours in case there is any chance of reviving them.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/dead-man-wakes-morgue-moments-091647388.html

Science/TechnologyRe: Pictures That Will Make You Re-evaluate Your Entire Existence - Yahoo by UpLoyo(op): 2:00pm On Oct 07, 2015
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Science/TechnologyRe: Pictures That Will Make You Re-evaluate Your Entire Existence - Yahoo by UpLoyo(op): 1:26pm On Oct 07, 2015
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Science/TechnologyRe: Pictures That Will Make You Re-evaluate Your Entire Existence - Yahoo by UpLoyo(op): 1:19pm On Oct 07, 2015
The sun...

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