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Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman Celebrates His 51st Birthday (Photos) by UpLoyo: 11:21am On Mar 24, 2022
envoymedia:
Senior pastor and general overseer of Omega Fire Ministries International, Apostle Johnson Suleman took to his Instagram handle to celebrate his 51st birthday today, IGBERETV reports.

He shared a collection of his photos with the caption;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CbeZT6FKmUF/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Who's celebrating this chronic fornicator, adulterer, liar, cultist and snakes oil salesman? A guy that had sex with mother and daughter? Nuke video chatting with a 15yr old girl and threatening to make someone disappear? You must be really MAD to think this buffoon is a real Pastor.

Suleman, pls come and have sex with an under age here in the US, pls do it, you are 'anointed' or just send your dick picture to an underage if you don't have visa.
EducationRe: The Taliban Closes Afghan Girls’ Schools Hours After Reopening (Pictures) by UpLoyo: 11:18am On Mar 24, 2022
MYND44issaSMOKER:
Boko haram and ISWAP are already occupying territories in Nigeria even if we fight them for the next five years we would still not defeat them and thats why Buhari wanted to rehabililate those terrorists ...
Russian soldiers are well armed and are larger in number even if Ukraine fights for the next 20 years the odds are not in their favour it's better to make peace and avoid uneeded losses...
Well next time armed robbers rape your mother and sisters, your wife or girlfriend and sodomize you and hopefully they come back weekly, please don't fight it. It's better to make peace and avoid losses...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Centricus Funds New Bid To Buy Chelsea by UpLoyo: 10:50pm On Mar 21, 2022
Antoeni:
Davido Leads
You are a re.tard. Who the hell cares about Davido and Wizkid? Is the post about them? Oponu, be stalking your age mates while your life is wasting away.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Joe Biden Spotted Riding Bicycle Ahead Of His Visit To Europe by UpLoyo: 10:36pm On Mar 21, 2022
Ammishaddai:
Incompetence is now on wheels
Eh ya, it must be painful for terrorists like you. grin When we are ready your sorry ass, a drone will take yto your 72 virgins grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Sack Of 20 Cross River Lawmakers: We Are Shopping For Their Replacements ― PDP by UpLoyo: 9:44pm On Mar 21, 2022
RITAIJ:
Way to go

Nigerians can now earn in US Dollars by doing CPA affiliate marketing, click on my profile picture to see last months earnings of our mentor on cj.com. He earned a total of $22k plus there and another $42K on other networks. We his trainees earn a minimum of $2500 monthly, we must show Nigerians this opportunity, rather than doubt, ask for questions/proof

Just in case you have doubts, he can make a video of him logging into his accounts showing you reports and transfer to the bank.
What you need is a simple training.


Within your 24hrs of joining our paid training; you will be trained on how to earn $465, if that does not happen we will refund your training fees and offer you ₦15,000 extra just for wasting your time, that’s how much confidence we have that you will earn.

Check my profile to contact one of the staff on whatsapp, the number is there

See proof of earnings in my profile picture https://www.nairaland.com/olokorst
Yahoo Yahoo no longer working for you? grin
AutosRe: Nissan Stops Production At Russian Factory by UpLoyo: 12:11am On Mar 17, 2022
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Kastonkastroll:
National security comes first before any other thing. Well I dont expect some idiotic Nigerians to understand this considering the fact that we don't take our security very serious. Thats why boko haram alias bandits are playing pingpong with innocent lives.

Any Russian president would have done what putin just did in Ukraine. You don't throw away your national security in the bin just because of some social wants that are not even needs.

Na who dey alive go drive posh cars or work for posh offices. And that's what Russians and any reasonable human being is supposed to understand.
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You're re.tarded
Foreign AffairsRe: Major-General Oleg Mityaev Killed: Russia Loses Another General by UpLoyo: 12:38pm On Mar 16, 2022
mpire:
Said it, you don't have a brain, what the hell is FLORIDATED? How many times a month is your water tested? grin grin Oh sorry, when was the last time water came outta your faucet? grin grin grin grin. Do you even have electricity to charge the cheap phone you're on? Oya go turn on the generator I'll wait, go charge your phone. Oh no, you get fuel scarcity? Ok can you try using palm oil? Oh oh can you even afford that?

You have a shithole brain, but keep talking. Hopefully I'll trigger you to committing suicide when you realise you're nothing but a waste of space. Nigerians can get their used phones somewhere else when you're gone you know.

Are you hoping for a Russia student visa? Pls go along with all your NL supporting posts, that might secure you a visa you know because the closest you'll ever get to the good old US of A is on your second hand 24-inch JVC TV. But you can always pick-up the China made I ❤ NY tshirt from your local market.
Chai, you murdered another Putin's lapdog grin grin grin grin. I salute
Christianity EtcRe: Court Orders Apostle Suleman To Pay Maureen Badejo £19k by UpLoyo: 10:56am On Mar 15, 2022
Lifestone:
From. This judgement, Apostle choose not to pursue the case again. Maybe an out of court settlement.
But wait o, what will she now do with the funds raised for her?
You're really DUM.B.
TravelRe: Welcome To Akure (Pictures) by UpLoyo: 10:32am On Mar 14, 2022
Jenibapuma:
Hsh
Somebody needs to kill you, and I'll pay any amount for this useless hacking crap you post ceaselessly. Is hacking someone's account legal even in Nigeria? Nigeria needs to waste people like you. You're just taking up space, wasting oxygen.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukraine Crisis: US Says China Faces Consequences If It Helps Russia by UpLoyo: 10:18am On Mar 14, 2022
jcross19:
the invasion of Ukraine did not start today, putin has planned it for over 17 years ago! And Russia has saved up 1trillion dollars for it , Putin has not started yet....
Typical NL re.tard. Why are you guys so stu.pid? Can you even point out Ghana on the map talk less of Russia?

Pls do update us when Putin gets started. Stu.pid clown; sorry for whoever sent you to school it's turned out to be a waste.
Foreign AffairsRe: War: Putin’s Miscalculation’ll Lead To His Downfall, Chemical Weapon – Ex-uk Spy by UpLoyo: 2:00pm On Mar 12, 2022
JooEeL:
THey think we are fools na.
It's quite obvious you are a bonafide fool. Shithole country, shithole brains. Why is that hard to figure out for you Putin's lapdogs? Can you even point Russia on the map? Awon werey
Foreign AffairsRe: War: Putin’s Miscalculation’ll Lead To His Downfall, Chemical Weapon – Ex-uk Spy by UpLoyo: 1:52pm On Mar 12, 2022
jcross19:
whena fool reason, it sound more stupidier than his own thought...
It's obvious your parents are siblings. Which kind of English is "more stupidier"? grin grin grin grin

Alakori, olodo I'm sorry for who ever paid for you to go to school. Your life is a waste. More stupidier? That must be the kind of English you'll use to get your Russian visa? You're re.tard, hopefully you don't procreate.
Foreign AffairsRe: War: Putin’s Miscalculation’ll Lead To His Downfall, Chemical Weapon – Ex-uk Spy by UpLoyo: 12:28pm On Mar 12, 2022
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jcross19:
you people don't have sense! All the news has been coming against this Putin, even Ukraine are bringing a stastic of how they killed Russian soldiers and falling their jets yet Russians has never released any news concerning their invasion against Ukraine , now ask yourself who is deceiving who? At the end of day we shall see the end!!!
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Seun needs to give you the award for the stu.pidest person on NL. I hope you never procreate, this is grade A, undiluted buffoonery.
Foreign AffairsRe: War: Putin’s Miscalculation’ll Lead To His Downfall, Chemical Weapon – Ex-uk Spy by UpLoyo: 12:13pm On Mar 12, 2022
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pol23:
Let’s wait and see.
The sanction is too much and I bet it will affect Russians big time.
But if you do your research,Russia hasn’t economy hasn’t grow over 10% in the last decade simply because they’ve been pursuing self stability…
They have their reserve in Gold not even rumble.
Russia know the day will come when the west will turn its back on her.
I guess they’re prepared,but you can’t be sure if the preparations will meet up to the current sanctions both left ,right and center.
I was planning a trip to Moscow last December , I checked booking.com,I saw over 2000 and the hotels were very cheap and beautiful,but sadly couldn’t make it. I checked again few days ago and there’s no hotel in Moscow on booking.com… I decided to go through Turkish air,sadly Turkish air sef no Dey go Moscow again.
If China stand strongly by Russia,The great country will survive.
Also,we need someone to checkmate USA excesses,if great Russia is gone .then USA can come for anyone without any fear tomorrow.
I’m not supporting Russia against Ukraine,I’m supporting them against America,sadly it might mean the same in this case.

Also the exchange rate has minimal effect currently… they’re not selling Forex to anyone…
The meaning now is that,they will exchange with everyone in gold and not rumble. (But how much gold can be available for the business conglomerates)
They have over a trillion dollar worth of gold though…
So the market back home will be stable a bit.
But there will be a little inflation…
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You're quite dum.b, typical Putin's lapdog. What the heck is rumble? Rumble ko, Wreslemania ni. You don't even know the name of the currency, chai. Brain dead clowns that haven't even been to Ghana spewing rubbish online. How much does your Nigeria get in financial assistance from the US every year, do you even know? Awon Oloriburuku, what assistance has Nigeria ever received from Russia? Some of you are just too stupid.pid to be kept alive. If only US can just end the financial aid, let's see how your lives will turn out.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Refuses To Launch Oneweb Internet Satellites Over Sanctions by UpLoyo: 4:41pm On Mar 03, 2022
SarkinYarki:
Useless Democrats have been planning to cripple Russia for years now


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d4rcoPulY4
Another NL ignorant mor.on
PoliticsRe: Throwback Picture Of Tinubu With Onyeka Onwenu by UpLoyo: 5:46pm On Feb 04, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
[s]That picture where he was listening to the legendary Onyeka Onwenu, was taken 20 years ago.Asiwaju Tinubu is probably in his late 40s in that picture. .

To help you understand how real humans who live in a real world change with age, if you are up to 20 years, please look at your picture 20 years ago or that of your parents 20 years ago and compare wink

Asiwaju Tinubu will triumph over your bigotry, bitterness and hatred for him because he is not from your tribe, religion and political party.
May God bless Nigeria forever.
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Shut your pie hole and get a life. The man has made way for his unborn generations while you're wasting your life away on NL, writing crap day in day out. Like him winning would add any value to your miserable life other than the $1/day you're being paid to be a clown. Oya cc the stu.pid admin to ban my account, lol, that someone don abuse una. Ahun roju jeko obun... What do you think this is Washington Post?
PoliticsRe: Throwback Picture Of Tinubu With Onyeka Onwenu by UpLoyo: 5:40pm On Feb 04, 2022
trutharena:
Caption this!

That security man at the back Tayo Ayinde who was the CSO to Tinubu when he was governor.

That same man is now the current Chief Of Staff to Sanwoolu.

Give it Asiwaju, he keep turning men into leaders!
But he turned you to a begger on NL right? What an achievement, making his errand boy serve another errand boy. You no get sense, pls visit the nearest vet.
SportsRe: Man United Stop Selling Greenwood's Shirt Online As Nike Suspends Relationship. by UpLoyo: 2:51pm On Feb 01, 2022
Suspect33:
Shey Greenwood kill the girl ni? What's all these, because of ordinary punch to the lips and an unconfirmed sexual misconduct allegation??

Would the girl in question get such treatment and backlash if it was her who physically and sexually assaulted Greenwood..

Let reverse be the case and it'll still be the guy who gets trolled for not being man enough to control the situation

Truly, we live in a very pussified world
You're definitely not that bright; the fact that you live in a lawless jungle doesn't mean that's how the rest of the world is. Ordinary punch? You're too st,upid to even warrant a breakdown.
SportsRe: I Am On The Run Because Of Sport Betting by UpLoyo: 10:48am On Feb 01, 2022
1sherlockHolmes:
I don't think I am yet addicted to betting. I started sport betting last year september when i was doing nysc. it was introduced to me by a fellow corper that time i have 200k in my account raised from the 33k alawee in just three month i lost it all.

I stopped betting and move on with my post nysc life when an idea came to my mind which is borrow from loan app and stake on 2odd if you win take your profit and repay the loan. without hesitation i decided to give it a try, but whenever i borrow and stake the game cut but when i play with my little money i win. Because of this now I'm in huge debt more than 5 apps are waiting for my loan repayment while I'm still jobless.

I really need help I think I'm posessed or someone cast a spell on me. Anyway i have decide to break my sim card block my atm and stop betting.

May god help me. #stay away from bet9ja #sportybet and #1xbet they r destiny destroyer.
You shouldn't stop now. You're jobless but keep betting? Pls don't stop, keep us entertained, you're only owing 5 apps, you haven't sold your clothes, neither have you sold any part of your body yet. The sky is your limit, you still have a lot to offer, guess what may be you would win next time.
CrimeRe: 3 Boys Slaughter Girlfriend, Burn Her Head For Money Ritual In Ogun (Graphic) by UpLoyo: 2:22pm On Jan 29, 2022
Belial06:
I think the southwest needs to have a meeting with all stakeholders and address this mania amongst the youth . They seem to think money can be gotten from human rituals.

Just like the southeast leaders need to address drug pushing ..
In my region the southsouth our leaders needs to address militancy, cultism and bunkering

The northern leaders needs to address terrorism and the uselss almijiri system then encourage education.

All regions have their issues
Unfortunately that's not gonna solve nada in that country. Just pray the children of those in power get murdered for money ritual and I give you a week before the knuckleheads make it a capital punishment. This is an easy fix, tie these animals to the drums at the beach and make it a pay per view, put a bullet to their brain, leave their bodies there for 3 days for selfie. Put their pics on front pages of all newspapers. Others would clear see their end. Problem solved.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Jets Out To Rest After Consulting Ahead Of 2023 by UpLoyo: 7:37pm On Jan 28, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Don't be surprised if this is fake news.

Reminds me of the fake news during EndSars when they lied that Asiwaju Tinubu has jet out of Nigeria.

As a patriotic Nigerian, I want to plead with you my fellow patriotic Nigerians.

Please ignore the naysayers and those whose stock in trade is pedddling falsehood. Their earths are filled with beetterness, begotry and hatred for Asiwaju Tinubu because he is not their bribe, religion and political party.

Please ignore them and do not vote for Asiwaju Tinubu because I don't have a father figure in life.

Asiwaju Tinubu is extremely incapable and incompetent to lead Nigeria to greater heights.

He will not deliver and nor keep his promises to lead Nigeria to greater heights.

Asiwaju Tinubu does discriminate against anyone and he has a no earth to even forgive those who hate him because of his tribe, religion and political party. He is inexperienced public administrator and a Nigerian traitor to the core. His legacies of excellent stewardship still stand till date, ask FUNSHO WILLIAMS

[s]According to Alhaji Dangote, GCON,Africa's richest and most successful entrepreneur, the Dangote Refinery we look forward to help reverse the trend of capital export by oil subsidies wouldn't have been possible without the brilliant support Asiwaju Tinubu gave him when he needed help and was at a cross road after his successful bid for our nation's refineries were cancelled by late President, HE Yardua.[/s]
Asiwaju Tinubu is a blind visionless follower with incredible work and professional ethic.

Please DO NOT vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.


Thank you.
May God bless Nigeria you and may God bless Nigeria forever.
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Fixed your typo cheesy
PoliticsRe: What The NewYork Times Said About Nigerians. Photo Attached. by UpLoyo: 2:43pm On Feb 11, 2016
knightsTempler:
If you are Nigerian, share this picture to your timeline. Let the world know we are a great people. You can choose to see yourself and your country as criminal or choose to project yourself and your country as one of hardworking and motivated people. The choice is yours.

I do not need New York Times to tell me about how upwardly mobile Nigerians are. I look at myself and the search for an improved status in the US and I see other Nigerians doing the same...Igbo, Yoruba, minorities all. I see us and I am proud. However, since New York Times confirms it, I have to agree with them.
I am Nigerian and I am proud.

Copied from Ena Ofugara's timeline.
Dude, that article is 2yrs, written JAN. 25, 2014 precisely

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/26/opinion/sunday/what-drives-success.html?_r=1
Foreign AffairsRe: ISIS Hit By Financial Crises, Slashes Salaries Of Fighters by UpLoyo: 7:36pm On Jan 20, 2016
EgusiSoup:
but a the burukutu burantashi goro chewing drunk dullard pampers wearing cow globe trotting fulani senile dullard still wouldn't want to release Nnamdi Kanu and Obasanjo from the PDP hot network of juvenile deliquencious rationale. huh

Christianity EtcRe: Is It Really Compulsory To Go To Church On Sundays?? by UpLoyo: 1:09pm On Jan 10, 2016
Taiyescott:
Are there any biblical references that says Christians should go to church on Sundays?
Is the word "Church" even in the bible?
Am a Christian and don't disregard Christianity, but I just wonder so often about questions like this.

SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS.......
It's just January and you're already in the lead for the dumbest question of the year.
Christianity EtcRe: My Experience At A Church Today Almost Made Me Cry by UpLoyo:
OP I think you are the biggest f00l I've ever come across. So you went to a church and the pastor asking for offerings is what is disgusting to you and made you cry. Are old are you 1diot? I'm guessing because it's Sunday you quickly had to made this up so you can get some read and that would add meaning to your pathetic life? And to incriminate yourself, your small brain also said you went their the previous year, so are you saying the last time you went there you were not disgusted or the pastor then didn't ask for money? You are nothing but a no good, empty life, jobless mofo. Even if the people gave their inheritance to the pastor of what business is yours, is it your money? Broke ass f00l, just shut your trap and go have a life.
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by UpLoyo: 5:57pm On Dec 31, 2015
Assslayer:
I'm beginning to get more curious and furious about this , it has been going on for about four years now and people are not seeing anything wrong about it or i say his members are brainwashed to the highest order not to see anything wrong in this. Someone should please call this Christ Embassy church to order, every year they charge people coming to worship with them on the 31st night the sum 1000 naira as a gate fee. In the previous years they sell tickets before the show sorry i mean service, so all who wants to attend the 31st night service must come with their tickets to enter the church auditorium .


But this year they decided to craft another means of collecting this 1000 naira, they made it compulsory for each attendees to purchase an electronic gate pass for 1000naira. My question is , are they going to dance to the melody of a superstar singer or dance to sound of a superstar DJ ? Even the huge yearly program The Experience is free, someone should please call this Loveworld ministry aka Christ Embassy to order, reaping off our gullible citizens.
You are the definition of stup1dity. Of what business is yours whatever they collect as a gate fee, is it your church? Are you a member? If anyone decides to buy the ticket for N1000 is that any of your bloody business, is it your money? Some of you are just too stup1d for your own life. You just had to post some useless jargons in order to make your pathetic life mean something. Isn't this the same nonsense that's posted every December 31st? Another f00l would paste the same next December so your mental illness is not unique. Let their members speak for themselves and since it doesn't happen you are one, just shut your trap already. Goshhhh
PoliticsRe: Armsgate: All Those Found Guilty Will To Go Jail – Buhari by UpLoyo: 2:59pm On Dec 29, 2015
anonimi:
Including you sir huh
Abi make we forget the two SUVs plus $300,000 ni?
We no go gree to forget lailai, walahi!


www.nairaland.com/attachments/3209654_emmy20151220190316_jpegc47d052d19c3ecab65ee8172a4d0da23



www.nairaland.com/attachments/3217624_screenshot201512221843041_jpeg0bca3f7425a3c05755efcce69260c694
Inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family dumb.ass
Jokes EtcRe: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by UpLoyo: 2:36pm On Dec 07, 2015
ITbomb:
If Moses had gotten the first 10 commandments on iPad, it would have been recovered from the cloud even after falling
And where are the 12 mumus that liked this post? Where did you read it in your own bible that the commandments fell?
PoliticsRe: World Diplomatic Circles To Honour Jonathan In Geneva by UpLoyo: 2:32pm On Dec 07, 2015
alcmene:
Its Gej or nothing


Jonathan must return

We have tasted the other side of change chanters and have seen how tasteless it is


Why better thing no dey lasthuh
Of course he needs to return to completely destroy what's left of your pathetic lives. Some you are just too dumbb, you don't have a future, you are jobless, your children don't have a future because someone like that stole your future away and you clowns still jumping on his diick everytime you get a chance. Let me put it to you simply, YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE, YOU DON'T HAVE A FUTURE, you're just existing and taking up space because of people like GEJ.

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